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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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