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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


Fly By Meal

Down Day

Hanging Out With Friends

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator