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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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