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Just Be Ugly

Fitness plan to cut out fat

Just Be Ugly thanks to Keith Blake

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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