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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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