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Rabbit control on Noah's Ark

Limit Of Two thanks to Jim Serritella

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe


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