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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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