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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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