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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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