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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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