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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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