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Morning Memory

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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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