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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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