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Pirate Vacation

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Pirate Vacation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

The clouds above us join and separate. The breeze in the courtyard leaves and returns. Life is like that, so why not relax? Who can stop us from celebrating? - Lu Yu


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