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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

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Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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