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Quartz Inaccuracy

Hopefully the watch works better than the faceplate indicates

Quartz Inaccuracy thanks to Rita Gamble

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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