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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

We must never be content with who we are, only with what we have. - James MacDonald

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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