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Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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