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Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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