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Love at first crash

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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