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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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