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Sweet Helmet

Percs of being a fire department volunteer in Germany

Sweet Helmet thanks to Keith Blake

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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