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Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

At least he cleaned his hands beforehand...

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning thanks to Colin Campbell

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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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