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Where Do The Amish Go For A Vacation?

Staycation planning in Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Where Do The Amish Go For A Vacation? thanks to Anton Kozlof

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements


Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

The Joe-kster Working Out

Flipper Soccer

Superior Church

Redneck Auto Mechanic

Playground Drivers