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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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