From Canada, Eh?

Cannibal options for dinner


A cannibal chief captured a Frenchman, a Canadian, and an American. He was a civilized cannibal, so he offered each of them one wish before being boiled and eaten.

The Frenchman wished for a sumptuous meal, divinely prepared, superbly served. The cannibal chief agreed.

Next, the Canadian had his wish. He wanted to be given a short period of time to make a little speech about what it means to be a Canadian. The chief agreed.

Finally, he turned to the American, standing beside the large pot, and asked him, “Do you have a last wish?”
“Yes,” he replied. “Can I please be eaten before the Canadian makes his speech?”


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19-Jul-2019