[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
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