[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
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