[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
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