[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts.  John Belushi When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate.  Unknown Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.  Unknown Forget love  I'd rather fall in chocolate!  Unknown Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.  Jo Brand We have chocolate in common  that's enough.  Rachel Hollis When no one understands you, chocolate is there.  Daniel Worona It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck.  Lauren Oliver Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate.  Carrie Underwood If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.  Laini Taylor Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can.  Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.  Kim Knott Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless.  Nadun Lokuliyanage Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Coffee and chocolate  the inventor of mocha should be sainted.  Cherise Sinclair Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.  Michael Levine Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.  Unknown College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate.  Sandra Boynton In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake  Unknown Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?  Unknown When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Unknown Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Canadian Math Chair Ruler College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
