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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.  Jessica Simpson When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate.  Unknown I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate.  Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine.  Unknown We have chocolate in common  that's enough.  Rachel Hollis It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck.  Lauren Oliver Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.  Michelle M. Pillow Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.  Truman Capote Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.  Unknown I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love!  Unknown In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.  Unknown College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.  Audrey Hepburn Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.  Unknown I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad.  Unknown Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.  Hanako Ishii It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake  Unknown The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Unknown Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Canadian Math Chair Ruler College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
