[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2018) add
1768 *; If you haven’t, add 1767
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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