Chocolate Math for 2017 *

Guessing your age through chocolate

Calculate your age by chocolate math

[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add 1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...


Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this  Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet

 * Number dependent on Year

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

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We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

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In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

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Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

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To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

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I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

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My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

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