[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2018) add
1768 *; If you haven’t, add 1767
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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