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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate cake is the bomb!  Scarlett Pomers College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.  Jessica Simpson I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine.  Unknown Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day.  Jennifer Hudson I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.  Marcia Carrington I've never met a chocolate I didn't like.  Unknown Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate.  Carrie Underwood If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.  Laini Taylor I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched.  Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question?  Unknown It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.  Andrea Hurst Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.  Unknown Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal.  Cathy Guisewite All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.  Charles M. Schulz Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.  Unknown Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.  Hanako Ishii There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest.  Nanci Rathbun For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Unknown Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  Unknown "Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.  Leonore Fleischer A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Canadian Math Chair Ruler College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
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