[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate never faileth.  Annette Lyon Books and chocolate make life bearable.  Unknown College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.  Amanda Mosher Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate.  Unknown Forget love  I'd rather fall in chocolate!  Unknown I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel We have chocolate in common  that's enough.  Rachel Hollis A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.  Marcia Carrington In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips.  Salman Rushdie I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.  Unknown Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question?  Unknown It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.  Andrea Hurst Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.  Unknown Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.  Michael Levine I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love!  Unknown Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any.  Marja McGraw Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.  Gloria Furman What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.  Unknown Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand  like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen Canadian Math Chair Ruler College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
