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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts.  John Belushi I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine.  Unknown Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.  Jo Brand When no one understands you, chocolate is there.  Daniel Worona A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.  Marcia Carrington It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck.  Lauren Oliver If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.  Laini Taylor Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods.  Unknown I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.  Unknown Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate.  Unknown If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.  Jane Seabrook To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question?  Unknown Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.  Michelle M. Pillow Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal.  Cathy Guisewite College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy.  John West What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn The 12step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!  Terry Moore All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.  Unknown Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate.  Sandra Boynton There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest.  Nanci Rathbun For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?  Unknown When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Unknown Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.  Robert Orben I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen Canadian Math Chair Ruler College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
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