Chocolate Math for 2018 *

Guessing your age through chocolate

Calculate your age by chocolate math

[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2018) add 1768 *; If you haven’t, add 1767 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)


Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this  Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet


 * Number dependent on Year




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Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

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If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

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If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

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Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

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