[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
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My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
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