[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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