[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate cake is the bomb!  Scarlett Pomers I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.  Jessica Simpson A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.  Unknown I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate.  Unknown Forget love  I'd rather fall in chocolate!  Unknown We have chocolate in common  that's enough.  Rachel Hollis When no one understands you, chocolate is there.  Daniel Worona It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck.  Lauren Oliver Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate.  Carrie Underwood Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can.  Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Coffee and chocolate  the inventor of mocha should be sainted.  Cherise Sinclair I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal.  Cathy Guisewite Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.  Gloria Furman A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.  Audrey Hepburn What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.  Karl Petzke In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake  Unknown Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand  like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Cold Corners College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How a Tangerine Is Made How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Snake Math Top Reasons To Be A Math Teacher Triggernometry WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
