[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
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