Chocolate Math for 2017 *

Guessing your age through chocolate

Calculate your age by chocolate math

[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add 1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)


Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this  Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet


 * Number dependent on Year




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Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

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Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

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All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

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Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

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When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

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