[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2018) add
1768 *; If you haven’t, add 1767
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
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Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
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It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
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