[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.  Amanda Mosher Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.  Jo Brand We have chocolate in common  that's enough.  Rachel Hollis I've never met a chocolate I didn't like.  Unknown Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods.  Unknown I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched.  Unknown Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can.  Unknown When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.  Joan Bauer Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.  Michael Levine Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.  Linda Grayson Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.  Unknown Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad.  Unknown The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate.  Sandra Boynton Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End.  Unknown If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.  Robert Orben I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand  like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Cold Corners College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How a Tangerine Is Made How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Snake Math Top Reasons To Be A Math Teacher Triggernometry WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
