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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts.  John Belushi Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate.  Unknown I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.  Marcia Carrington Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate.  Carrie Underwood If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.  Laini Taylor In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips.  Salman Rushdie Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can.  Unknown To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question?  Unknown It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.  Andrea Hurst A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.  Joan Bauer Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.  Unknown Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.  Unknown Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.  Michael Levine In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.  Unknown Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.  Audrey Hepburn What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad.  Unknown Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor A darkchocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet.  Barbara Brooke Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  Unknown Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Cold Corners College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How a Tangerine Is Made How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Snake Math Top Reasons To Be A Math Teacher Triggernometry WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
