“Do It” Professional Trades Guide

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Accountants are good with figures.
Accountants do it for profit.
Accountants do it with balance.
Accountants do it with double entry.
Accountants do it with interest.
Acrophobes get down.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on cue.
Actors do it on stage.
Actors do it publicly.
Actors do it with the lights on and the curtains open.
Actors play around.
Actors pretend doing it.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
ADA programmers do it in packages.
Administrators do it occasionally.
Adolescents do it spottily.
Adults do it maturely.
Advertisers use the new, improved method.
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Aerospace engineers do it with lift and thrust.
Agents do it undercover.
Agnostics do it disbelievingly.
AI hackers do it artificially.
AI hackers do it with rules.
AI people do it with a lisp.
Air couriers do it all over the world in big jets.
Air traffic controllers do it by radar.
Air traffic controllers do it in the dark.
Air traffic controllers do it with their tongue.
Air traffic controllers tell pilots how to do it.
Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
Airline pilots do it at incredible heights.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Alpinists do it higher.
AM disc jockeys do it with modulated amplitude.
Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
Ambulance drivers come quicker.
Anaesthetists do it painlessly.
Anaesthetists do it until you fall asleep.
Analog hackers do it continuously.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anglers do it with worms.
Animators do it 24 times a second.
Announcers broadcast.
ANSI does it in the standard way.
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Apathetics do it half-heartedly.
APL programmers are functional.
APL programmers do it backwards.
APL programmers do it in a line.
APL programmers do it in the workspace.
APL programmers do it with stile.
Apologists do it orally.
Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
Archaeologists do it with mummies.
Archaeologists like it old.
Archers use longer shafts.
Architects are responsible for the tallest erections.
Architects do it late.
Architects have great plans.
Architectural historians can tell you who put it up and how big it was.
Aristocrats do it superiorally.
Armies do it handily.
Arsonists do it with fire.
Artillerymen do it with a burst.
Artists are exhibitionists.
Artists do it by design.
Artists do it easily.
Artists do it in the buff.
Artists do it in oils .
Artists do it with creativity.
Artists do it with emotion.
Asians do it with yellow fever.
Asians love you long time.
Assassins do it from behind.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronauts do it on re-entry.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Astronomers can’t do it with the lights on.
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it from light-years away.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it only at night.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronauts do it weightlessly.
Astronomers do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it with all the stars.
Astronomers do it with a big bang.
Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies.
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with stars.
Astronomers do it with their telescopes.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
Astrophysicists do it with a big bang.
AT&T does it in long lines.
Attorneys make better motions.
Audio engineers do it with fidelity.
Auditors do it annually.
Auditors like to examine figures.
Australians do it down under.
Authors do it by rote.
Authors do it descriptively.
Auto makers do it with optional equipment.
Auto makers do it with standard equipment.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.

Babies do it in their pants.
Babysitters charge by the hour.
Bach did it with the organ.
Backstrokers do it face up.
Bailiffs always come to order.
Bakers do it for the dough.
Bakers dough it crustily.
Bakers knead it daily.
Ballerinas do it en point.
Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
Ballet dancers do it with toes.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Band members do it in a parade.
Band members do it in public.
Band members do it in sectionals.
Banjo players pluck with a stiff pick.
Bankers do it safely.
Bankers do it with interest, but pay penalty for early withdrawal.
Baptists do it under water.
Barbers do it with shear pleasure.
Barmaids do it pumpingly.
Barristers do it briefly.
Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Baseball players hit more home runs.
Basic programmers do it all over the place.
Basketball players dribble before they shoot.
Bass players just pluck at it.
Bassists do it with their fingers.
Battalions do it on the march.
Bed makers do it springingly.
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Beer brewers do it with more hops.
Beer drinkers get more head.
Beethoven did it apassionately.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Bell labs programmers do it with Unix.
Bell-ringers pull it themselves.
Belly dancers do it with their hips.
Beta testers do it looking for mistakes.
Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds.
Biologists do it naturally.
Biologists do it with clones.
Blacksmiths forge it.
Boardheads do it with stiff masts.
Body-builders do it with muscle.
Bookkeepers are well balanced.
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Bookkeepers do it with double entry.
Bookworms only read about it.
Bosses delegate the task to others.
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Bowlers have bigger balls.
Boxers do it with fists.
Boy Scouts do it in the woods.
Boy scouts do it preparedly.
Brazilians do it smoothly.
Breaststrokers touch with both hands.
Brewers do it in firkins.
Bricklayers do it one on top of the other.
Bricklayers lay all day.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Bridge players try to get a rubber.
Buddhists imagine doing it.
Building inspectors do it under the table.
Burglars do it stealthily.
Burglars do it without protection.
Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
Bus drivers do it in the commuter lane.
Bus drivers do it in transit.
Businessmen screw you the best they can.
Buskers do it for free.
Butchers do it meatily.
Butchers do it with salami.

C programmers do it with pointers.
C programmers switch and then break it.
C programmers switch often.
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
Calculus majors do it in increments.
Calculus students do it by parts.
Californians do it laid back.
Campanologists do it appealingly.
Campers do it in a tent.
Campers do it overnight.
Canadians do it bilingually.
Canadians do it with beavers.
Car customisers do it with a hot rod.
Car mechanics jack it.
Car salesmen do it dubiously.
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
Carpenters do it with big wood.
Carpenters do it with tongue in groove.
Carpenters do it woodenly.
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Carpenters nail harder.
Carpet fitters do it on their knees.
Carpet layers do it on the floor.
Carpet weavers do it in piles.
Cartographers do it globally.
Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes.
Catholics do it on their knees.
Catholics do it rhythmically and en-masse.
Cavaliers do it mounted.
Cavers do it in the mud.
CB’ers do it on the air.
CFO’s do it with flow.
Chairmen do it castingly.
Cheerleaders do it between periods.
Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically.
Chefs do it for dessert.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
Chefs do it with spice.
Chemical engineers do it in packed beds.
Chemical engineers do it under a fume hood.
Chemists do it in an excited state.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it organically.
Chemists do it periodically on a table.
Chemists do it reactively.
Chemists do it with pipettes.
Chemists like to experiment.
Chess players check their mates.
Chess players do it in their minds.
Chess players do it knightly.
Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates.
Chess players mate better.
Chiefs do it with tradition.
Chiropodists do it cornily.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Chromatographers do with packed columns.
Cigar smokers appreciate a great butt.
Circuit designers do it with silicon.
Circuit designers have a very low rise time.
City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
City street repairmen do it with three supervisors watching.
Civil engineers do it by reinforcing it.
Civil engineers do it in the dirt.
Civil engineers do it with an erection.
Civil servants do it in triplicate.
Clairvoyants do it predictably.
Climbers do it in harnesses.
Climbers do it on rope.
Clock makers do it mechanically.
Clowns do it for laughs.
Cluster analysts do it in groups.
Coaches whistle while they work.
Cobblers do it lastingly.
Cobol programmers do it very slowly.
Cobol programmers do it with bugs.
Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
Collectors do it in sets.
Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Comedians do it wittily.
Commandos do it for the insertion.
Commodities traders do it in the pits.
Communications engineers do it ’til it hertz.
Communicators do it long distance.
Communists do it revoltingly.
Communists do it without class.
Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to doing it.
Complexity freaks do it with minimum space.
Composers do it by numbers.
Composers do it notably.
Composers do it with a quill and a staff.
Composers do it with entire orchestras.
Composers leave it unfinished.
Computer engineers do it digitally.
Computer game players just can’t stop.
Computer nerds just simulate it.
Computer operators do it terminally.
Computer Operators do it upon mount requests.
Computer operators do it with hard drives.
Computer operators get the most out of their software.
Computer operators peek before they poke.
Computer programmers do it bit by bit.
Computer programmers do it one byte at a time.
Computer science students do it with hard drives.
Computer scientists automate it.
Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM’s which use EBCDIC.
Concert musicians do it in front of an audience.
Condom makers do it protectively.
Conductors do it rhythmically.
Conductors do it with 12 to 16-inch sticks.
Conductors wave it up and down.
Confectioners do it sweetly.
Congregationalists do it in groups.
Congressmen do it in the House.
Conscientious objectors do it passively.
Construction workers do it higher.
Construction workers lay a better foundation.
Consultants tell others how to do it.
Contestants do it gamely.
Contraceptive users do it safely.
Contractors do it shortly.
Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat.
Cooks do it with relish.
Copier repairmen do it with duplicity.
Cops do it arrestingly.
Cops do it at gun-point.
Cops do it by the book.
Cops do it with cuffs.
Cops have bigger guns.
Copy editors do it with style.
Corporals do it punishingly.
Cosmologists do it with a Bang.
Cowboys handle anything horny.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
Cows do it in leather.
CPR Instructors do it with a vertical stroke.
Crane operators have swinging balls.
Credit managers always collect.
Criminals do it illegally.
Crossword players do it horizontally and vertically.
Crossword solvers do it cryptically.
Cross Country runners do it in open fields.
Crossword players do it crossly.
Cryonicists stay stiff longer.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Cubans do it with cigars.
Cuckoos do it by proxy.
Cynics do it critically.
Czechs do it with mates.
Czechs mate better.

Dancers do it elegantly.
Dancers do it in leaps and bounds.
Dancers do it to music.
Dancers do it with grace.
Dancers do it with their high heels on.
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Data processors do it in batches.
Deadbeats do it without paying for it.
Debaters do it in their briefs.
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Democratic Presidential Candidates do it and make you pay for it later.
Demolitions Experts do it till they explode.
Demonstrators do it on the street.
Dental hygenists do it till it hurts.
Dentists do it fillingly.
Dentists do it orally.
Dentists do it prophylactically.
Dentists do it with drills and on chairs.
Dentists do it with filling.
Deprogrammers do it with sects.
Detectives do it under cover.
Dieticians eat better.
Digital hackers do it off and on.
Direct Mailers do it in the sack.
Directory enquirers do it unobtainably.
Disc Jockeys do it with frequency.
Distance swimmers keep it up longer.
Divers do it deeper.
Divers do it under pressure.
Divers do it underwater.
Divers explore crevices.
Divers go down all the time.
Divers go down for hidden treasures.
DJs do it on request.
DJs do it on the air.
Do It - it’s easier to get forgiveness than persmission!
Do It in concrete - it stays harder longer.
Doctors do it diagnostically.
Doctors do it while you turn your head and cough.
Doctors do it with injection.
Doctors do it with patience.
Doctors do it with pills.
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Domino’s does it in 30 minutes or less.
Don’t do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers.
Don’t Procrastinate! Do It next week!
Donors do it for life.
Doormen do it ejectively.
DOS Users do it as soon as prompted.
DOS Users do it with cryptic, old-fashioned commands.
Double glazing salesmen do it persistently.
Drama Students do it for applause.
Drama Students do it with an audience.
Dressmakers do it tackily.
Drillers do it boringly.
Drinkers do it repeatedly.
Drivers do it recklessly.
Drivers do it with their cars.
Druggists fill your prescription.
Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
Drummers do it with a better beat.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Drummers do it with their wrists.
Drywallers are better bangers.
Dustmen do it emptily.
Dwarves do it happily, sleepily, grumpily, bashfully, dopily, sneezily or doctorly.
Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.

Easterners do it in the East.
Ecologists do it with renewable resources.
Economists do it cyclically.
Economists do it on demand.
Economists do it with indifference.
Egotists do it better than anyone else.
Electors do it crossly.
Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it.
Electrical engineers do it on an impulse.
Electrical engineers do it with faster rise time.
Electrical engineers do it with large capacities.
Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.
Electrical engineers do it with super position.
Electrical engineers do it without shorts.
Electrical engineers resonate until it hertz.
Electricians check your shorts.
Electricians do it until it Hertz.
Electricians do it with a charge.
Electricians do it with no shorts.
Electricians do it in their shorts.
Electricians do it with spark.
Electricians do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electricians do it with no shorts.
Electricians resonate until it hertz.
Electrochemists have greater potential.
Electronics technicians do it in a solid state.
Elephants do it for peanuts.
Elevator operators do it up and down.
Elitists only do it with the best.
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Emailers do it between headers.
Embalmers do it with unnatural fluids.
Engineers charge by the hour.
Engineers do it any way they can.
Engineers do it at calculated angles.
Engineers do it in simple harmonic motion.
Engineers do it to a first order approximation.
Engineers do it with a right-handed coordinate system.
Engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.
Engineers do it with precision.
English Majors do it literally.
English Majors do it with an accent.
English Majors do it with books.
English Majors do it with style.
English Teachers do it with an accent.
Entomologists do it with bugs.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality.
Environmentalists do it until it is green.
Equestrians do it in leather.
Escapees do it on the lam.
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Examiners do it testily.
Executives do it in briefs.
Executives have large staffs.
Existentialists do it alone.

Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on.
Falsettos do it two octaves higher.
Fan makers are the best blowers in the business.
Fantasy role players do it all night.
Farmers do it all over the countryside.
Farmers do it with subsidy.
Farmers plant it deep.
Farmers spread it around.
Faultfinders do it symptomatically.
FBI does it under cover.
Fed-Ex agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
Fencers are never foiled.
Fencers do it in a full lunge.
Fencers do it with a thrust.
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
Fencers go for the point.
Fencers go one on one.
Fencers know when to engage.
Fencers make good advances.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Fighter Pilots do it at incredible speeds.
Filing clerks do it systematically.
Film stars do it famously.
Firefighters do it with longer hoses.
Firemen are always in heat.
Firemen do it hotter.
Firemen do it warmly.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Firemen do it with a big hose.
Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Fishermen do it angularly.
Fishermen do it for reel.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Flyers do it in the air.
FM broadcasters do it with frequency.
FM disc jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity.
Folk musicians do it acoustically.
Football players do it in pads.
Football players are measured by the yard.
Foresters do it in trees.
Forgers do it hot.
FORTH programmers do it from behind.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
Fortune Tellers do it with crystal balls.
Four-Wheelers do it with better grip.
Frank Sinatra always did it his way.
Frenchmen do it gesticulatively.
Fruit Farmers do it with melons.
Furriers appreciate good beaver.
Fuzzy theorists both do it and don’t do it.

Gamblers do it by chance.
Gamblers do it compulsively.
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Game Wardens do it with animal instinct.
Gamers do it by the rules.
Garbage collectors do it in the can.
Gardeners do it by trimming your bush.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Gardeners do it perennially.
Gardeners do it twice a year and then mulch it.
Gas men do it explosively.
Gas station attendants pump all day.
Gatecrashers do it uninvitingly.
Gays do it better in the end.
Genealogists do it in the library.
Geneticists do it with sick genes.
Geographers do it around the world.
Geographers do it continentally.
Geographers do it globally.
Geologists are great explorers.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
Geologists do it in folded beds.
Geolologists do it to get their rocks off.
Girl Scouts do it with cookies.
Glassblowers do it transparently.
Glaswegians do it incomprehensibly.
Gnomes are too short to do it.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Golfers do it roundly.
Golfers have dimpled balls.
Golfers sink their putts.
Graduates do it by degrees.
Grammarians do it in conjunction.
Grammarians do it with clause.
Grammarians do it with punctuation.
Grave Diggers do it with shovels.
Greyhound Drivers do it with fewer stops.
Grocers do it rationally.
Guitar players do it with a G-string.
Guitar players have their pick.
Gymnasts do it with grace.
Gymnasts not only do it with style, they mount and dismount well.
Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger.

Hackers do it a little bit.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Hackers do it with firmware.
Hackers take big bytes.
Hair Stylists are shear pleasure.
Ham Operators do it with higher frequency.
Ham Radio Operators do it till their GigaHertz.
Hams do it around the world.
Hams do it til their MegaHertz.
Handymen do it with their hands.
Handymen do it with whatever is available.
Hang-gliders do it in the air.
Hardware engineers do it logically.
Harpists do it by pulling strings.
Hawaiians do it volcanicly.
Hedgehogs do it cautiously.
Heinz does it with relish.
Helicopter Pilots do it with autorotation.
Helicopter Pilots do it while hovering.
Herdsmen do it with husbandry.
Hermits do it alone.
Hermits do it solely.
Heterosexuals do it normally.
Highland dancers do it for reel.
Hikers do it naturally.
Hikers do it on foot.
Historians did it.
Historians do it for old times’ sake.
Historians do it for prosperity.
Historians do it over long periods of time.
Historians do it with dates.
Historians don’t do it, they study who did.
Historians study who did it.
Hobbits do it only if it isn’t dangerous.
Homosexuals do it with aids.
Horn players do it French style.
Horologists do it strikingly.
Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer.
Hostesses do it invitingly.
Hunters do it in the bush.
Hunters do it with a bang.
Hurdlers do it every 10 meters.
Hypertrichologists do it with intensity.

If Ghenghis Khan, we can too!
Illusionists fake it.
Illusionists only look like they’re doing it.
Imperialists do it by the foot.
Impersonators do it frankly.
Indiscrete mathematicians do it in uncountable ways.
Individual Medley (I.M.) swimmers know all the strokes.
Inductors dissipate after doing it.
Industrialists do it factorially.
Infantrymen do it in the trench.
I/O hackers do it without interrupt.
Insurance agents do it prudently.
Insurance salesmen are premium lovers.
Interior decorators do it all over the house.
Inventors do it patently.
Inventors find a way to do it.
Investors do it in deposits.
Introverts do it with themselves.
Iron workers do it over-wroughtly.
IRS does it to everyone.

Janitors clean up afterwards.
Janitors do it with a plunger.
Jewelers mount real gems.
Jews do it profitably.
Jockeys do it on horse-back.
Joggers do it on the run.
Journalists do it daily.
Judges do it fairly.
Judges do it in chambers.
Jugglers do it with their balls in the air.
Jurors do it decidedly.

Kamikazis do it once.
Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again.
Kickers only do it if the rest of the team can’t score.

Kings do it regally.
Kings do it with an official seal.
Knights do it darkly.
Knitters do it frantically.
Knowledge engineers do it with expertise.

Landscapers plant it deeper.
Launderers do it cleanly.
Lawyers do it in contempt of court.
Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers.
Lawyers do it objectionably.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it on their own recognizance.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers do it with briefs.
Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers do it with pre-trial motions.
Lawyers lie about doing it and charge you for believing them.
Laxative consumers do it regularly.
Lecturers do it informerly.
Left-handers do it right.
Librarians do it by the book.
Librarians do it quietly.
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
Lighting engineers do it illuminatingly.
Lighthouse keepers do it brightly (hornily in fog).
Limnologists do it while studying lakes, rivers and inland water.
Linguists do it cunningly.
Linguists do it with their tongues.
Lions do it with pride.
Locksmiths can get into anything.
Long distance runners last longer.
Long jumpers do it with a running start.
Lorry drivers do it articulately.

Mac programmers do it in windows.
Machine coders do it in bytes.
Machinists do it with automatic screw machines.
Machinists drill often.
Magicians do it with mirrors.
Mailmen do it, but often deliver to the wrong box.
Maintenance men sweep ’em off their feet.
Managers have someone do it for them.
Market traders do it cheaply.
Marketing reps do it on commission.
Makeup artists do it superficially.
Martial artists do it with technique.
Masochists do it painfully.
Masons do it secretively.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians do it without limit.
Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.
Mechanical engineering majors do it in gear.
Mechanics do it from underneath.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Mechanics do it with oils.
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
Mermaids can’t do it.
Metallurgists are screw’n’edge.
Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
Midgets do it minutely.
Mimes do it without a sound.
Miners do it blackly.
Miners sink deeper shafts.
Ministers do it as a service.
Ministers do it for others.
Ministers do it for the community.
Misers do it economically.
Missile engineers do it in stages.
Models do it beautifully.
Moonies do it within sects.
Morticians do it gravely.
Mountain climbers do it on the rocks.
Mountaineers do it with ropes.
Movers do it in the van.
Movie stars do it on film.
Multitaskers do it everywhere - concurrently.
Music hackers do it in concert.
Music hackers do it in scores.
Music hackers do it with more movements.
Music majors do it in a chord.
Musicians do it rhythmically.
Musicians duet better.
Musicians duet in pairs.
Muslims do it covered up.
Myopics do it glassily.

Native Amazonians do it with poison tips down along narrow tubes.
Native Americans do it with reservations.
Naturists do it barely.
Navigators can show you the way.
Necrophilliacs do it dreadfully.
New users do it after reading the help file.
Night workers do it daily.
Nike just does it.
Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing.
Novices do it with instructions.
Nukes do it with more power.
Nuns do it out of habit.
Nurses call all the shots.
Nurses do it patiently.
Nurses do it with Tender Loving Care.

Oarsmen stroke till it hurts.
Oceanographers do it down under.
Officers do it messily.
Old folk do it senilely.
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose their functions.
Old musicians don’t die - they just decompose.
Old programmers never die - they just give up their resources.
Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex.
Optimists do it without a doubt.
Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball.
Opportunists do it instantly.
Orators do it orally.
Orthodontists do it with braces.
Osteopaths do it manipulatively.

Paediatricians do it minorly.
Painters do it in coats.
Painters do it with longer strokes.
Pantomimists do it silently.
Paramedics can revive anything.
Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Pascal programmers are better structured.
Pastors do it with spirit.
Peasants do it commonly AND commoners do it pleasantly.
Perfectionists do it better.
Pessimists can’t do it.
Pharmacists do it chemically.
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
Philatelists do it collectively.
Philosophers do it for pure reasons.
Philosophers do it in their minds.
Philosophers think about doing it.
Photographers are better developed.
Photographers do it in the dark.
Photographers do it negatively.
Photographers do it while exposing.
Photographers do it with a flash.
Photographers do it with a zoom.
Phototherapists do it with the lights on.
Physicists do it at the speed of light.
Physicists do it with rigid bodies and simple harmonic motion.
Physicists do it with their vectors.
Physics majors do it at the speed of light.
Piano players have faster fingers.
Pilots do it higher.
Pilots do it on the wing.
Pilots do it to get high.
Ping-pong players have light plastic balls.
Pirates do it with stumps.
Plasterers to it hard.
Plasterers do it smoothly.
Plumbers do it leakily.
Plumbers do it under the sink.
Plumbers do it with pipe wrenches.
Podiatrists do it with someone else’s feet.
Poker players do it with their own hand.
Polar bear swimmers do it with frozen parts.
Policemen like big busts.
Policemen never cop out.
Politicians do it to everyone.
Polyglots do it with their tongues.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Popes do it in the woods.
Postmen do it to the letter.
Pregnant women do it expectantly.
Prestidigitators do it with dexterity.
Priests do it forgivingly.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Printers reproduce the fastest.
Probate lawyers do it willingly.
Procrastinators do it later.
Proctologists do it in the end.
Professors do it by the book.
Professors do it with class.
Programmers cycle forever, until you make them exit.
Programmers do it all night.
Programmers do it bottom-up.
Programmers peek before they poke.
Programmers repeat it until done.
Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
Psychologists do it unconsciously.
Psychologists do it with rats.
Public speakers do it orally.
Punks do it spikily.
Puppeteers do it with their hands .
Pyrotechnicians do it with flare.

Quantum mechanics do it in leaps.

Rabbits just do it.
Racers like to come in first.
Racing drivers do it quickly.
Racquetball players do it off the wall.
Radio amateurs do it with more frequency.
Railroaders do it on track.
Rally drivers do it sideways.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Real estate people know all the prime spots.
Realtors do it only in the prime spots.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Recyclers do it again and again and again.
Refrigeration engineers do it coldly.
Reporters do it daily.
Reporters do it for a story.
Research engineers do it speculatively.
Researchers are still looking for it.
Rhetoricians do it persuasively.
RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
Robots do it mechanically.
Rock stars do it loudly.
Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust.
Roller-skaters like to roll around.
Roofers do it on top.
Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Runners keep it up longer.

Sailors do it knottily.
Satanists do it for the hell of it..
Sax players are horny.
Scaffolders do it erectively.
Scientists discovered it.
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
Scientologists aim for the stars.
Scientologists do it with the stars.
Scuba divers do it deeper.
Seismologists do it when the earth shakes.
Senators do it on the floor.
Sergeants do it privately.
Sewage workers do reluctantly.
Sextons do it gravely.
Shakespearean scholars do it... or don’t do it, that is the question....
Sheep do it when led astray.
Sheikhs do it intensely.
Shoppers do it in the mall.
Shubert started to do it, but didn’t finish.
Sign Writers do it informatively.
Singers do it harmoniously.
Skaters do it on ice.
Skeptics doubt it can be done.
Skiers do it with poles.
Skiers go down fast.
Skunks do it instinctively.
Skydivers are good till the last drop.
Slaves do it for the masters.
Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
Smokers do it habitually.
Snakes do it in the grass.
Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Sociologists do it with class.
Software engineers do it programmatically.
Software engineers do it top-down and bottom up.
Solicitors do it conveyencingly.
Sonar techs do it aurally.
Sparrows do it for a lark.
Speakers do it after meals.
Specification writers do it theoretically.
Spies do it under cover.
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
St. Matthew did it passionately.
Stage hands do it behind the scenes.
Stage hands do it on cue.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians probably do it.
Steamfitters do it with a long hot pipe.
Stewardesses do it in the air.
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Stutterers do it r-r-r-repetitively.
Submariners dive deeper and stay longer.
Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
Surfers do it in waves.
Surgeons are smooth operators.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Swimmers do it with a breast stroke.
Swimmers do it with better strokes.
Systems programmers keep it up longer.

Tailors come with no strings attached.
Tailors do it fittingly.
Tailors make it fit.
Tankers do it but leave tracks.
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
Taxi Drivers do it all over town.
Taxi drivers do it by the metre.
Taxidermists mount anything.
Teachers do it repeatedly.
Teachers do it with class.
Teachers do it with yard sticks.
Teachers make you do it over and over again till you get it right.
Teddy Bears do it at picknicks.
Telephone engineers do it ringingly.
Tellers can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
Tennis players do it in sets.
Test engineers do it thoroughly.
Texans do it with oil.
The Blind do it with feeling.
The Deaf do it with a sign.
Theater majors do it with an audience.
Theoreticians do it conceptually.
Theoreticians do it with a proof.
Tour guides do it in groups .
Trampoline acrobats do it swinging from bars.
Treasurers do it accountably.
Tree surgeons do it deciduously.
Trombone players are constantly sliding it in and out.
Truck drivers carry bigger loads.
Tuba players do it with big horns.
TV repairmen do it with a vertical hold.
Typesetters do it between periods.
Typographers do it to the letter.
Typographers do it with tight kerning.

Union Employees do it with a quick strike.
Union Members do it strikingly.
Union Workers do it with solidarity.
Unix don’t do it.
Unix Programmers do it in the background.
UPS Employees do it overnight.
Urologists do it in a bottle.
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives.
Ushers do it in the dark.
Usurers do it with high interests.

Vacationers do it in a leisurely way.
Vagrants do it everywhere.
Valuers really know the price.
Vanguards do it ahead of everyone else.
Vegetarians don’t do it with meat.
Vendors try hard to sell it.
Verifiers check on it.
Versifiers write poems for it.
Veterans have much more experience than the fresh-handed.
Vicars do it with amazing grace.
Victims are those who got it.
Vice principals do it with discipline.
Victors know how hard to win it.
Viewers do it with eyes.
Vilifiers say others don’t do it well.
Villagers do it provincially.
Violinists do it gently.
Violinists prefer odd positions.
Violoncellists do it low.
Virgins do it only once in their whole lifetime.
Virtuosi appreciate it.
Visa - its everywhere you want to be.
Visitors come and see it.
Volcanologists know how violent it can be.
Voles dick through it.
Volleyball players bump their balls.
Volleyball players keep it up.
Volunteers do it for the community.
Volunteers do it willingly.
Votarists decide to contribute themself.
Voters decide who can do it.
Voyagers do it in between the sea and the sky.
Vulcans do it logically.

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
Waiters do it patiently.
Waiters do it tactfully.
Waitresses do it with chopsticks.
Waitresses won’t do it if you’re not at their table.
Water Skiers come down harder.
Water Skiers do it with cuts.
Weathermen do it with crystal balls.
Welders do it in all positions.
Welders do it with hot rods.
Welders fill all cracks.
Welfare Recipients do it while everyone else pays for it.
Well diggers do it in a hole.
Whitehorse residents - Yukon do it!
Wind surfers do it standing up.
Windows Users do it with mice.
Witches are crafty people.
Woodwind players have better tonguing.
Workaholics Anonymous: THANK GOD IT’S MONDAY!
Wrestlers do it on mats.
Wrestlers know the best holds.
Writers do it creatively - they plot to bring their subjects to a climax.
Writers do it expressively.
Writers do it with style.
Writers have novel ways.

X Programmers do it with clients and servers.
X-Ray astronomers do it with with high energy.
X-Ray techs do it but they’re sterile.
X-Ray techs do it in a darkroom.
X-Ray techs do it with chemistry.
X-Ray techs do it with different positions.
Xerox does it again and again and again and again.

Yachties do it with berth control.
Yankees do it until they’re blue.
Yankees do it up north.
Yellow Pages do it with Walking Fingers.
Yentas do it nosily.
Yo-Yo’ers do it, but like to string you along.

Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.
Zen Monks do it and don’t do it.
Zipper Makers do it on the fly.
Zoologists watch animals do it.
Zymurgists do it with yeasts.


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