[Below are true
descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an
astrologist’s predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac
sign and horoscope on the subject line. This is the real deal. Try ignoring it,
and the first thing you’ll notice is you’re having a horrible day starting
tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there...]
ARIES - The Liar (March 21 - April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water (January 20 - February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
CANCER - The Cutie (June 21 - July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 - January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joe-k. Smart.
GEMINI - Irresistible (May 21 - June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listener. Very good in the you know where. Lover, not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
LEO - The Lion (July 23 - August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in Long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 - October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 - March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird, but in a good way. Good sense of humour! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joe-k. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 - December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where! Not the kind of person you want to mess with - you might end up crying.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 - November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joe-k. Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 - May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 - September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.
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