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Image Caption Contest #2 (for Image Captions #s 101 - 203)
Winners (May 6, 2008)
 Wow - it was extremely difficult choosing winners for Image Caption Contest #2...
Thanks to all 266 people who submitted 1,427 image captions on a superb effort!
The results of our 4 judges (Idske Mulder, Richard Thiessen, Rod Ewert & Karen Moore) are as follows:

Instead of 7 winners, there are 15 winners, with the first 5 winners receiving $50 each, and
the remaining 10 winners tied and each receiving $10 each:
 

Winner # / Prize Caption # Name Image Caption
1st  -  $50 193 David van Dyk, Belmont, Michigan, U.S. You won't believe the deal I found, a trampoline just over 6 bucks.
2nd  -  $50 107 Joseph Howard, Bonaire, Georgia, U.S. Open wide. You know the drill!
3rd  -  $50 155 Mrs Brown, Queensland, Australia What a novel relationship they have!
4th  -  $50 105 Terry Mossip, Thompson, Manitoba, Canada It's easy Mom - just run around till you get pooped out.
5th  -  $50 122 Marlene Goodman, Wheeling, Illinois, U.S. How many light beers does it take to screw up a drinker?
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Tie for 6th  -  $10 136 Cheryl Painter, Burlington, New Jersey, U.S. Fork your eyes only...
Tie for 6th  -  $10 158 Floyd Barker, Lancaster, California, U.S. Now here's discipline, I said 'squad halt' half an hour ago.
Tie for 6th  -  $10 190 Patrick D. Jozefowic, Fennimore, Wisonsin, U.S. Lost at C
Tie for 6th  -  $10 135 Rochelle Nelson Once again, Ford comes out on top.
Tie for 6th  -  $10 191 Terry Petko, Mesa, Arizona, U.S. Jimmy was having a 'grate' time until someone cut the cheese.
Tie for 6th  -  $10 178 Ric Mossip Better stainless, than brainless!
Tie for 6th  -  $10 163 April Dunaway Olympic speed skaters train even in their sleep.
Tie for 6th  -  $10 138 Scott Kovalik, Vancouver, Washington, U.S. When housewives return to work.
Tie for 6th  -  $10 170 Mike Trimble Blessed are they who travel in circles, for they shall be called 'wheels'.
Tie for 6th  -  $10 145 Remo Six, Charleston, West Virginia, U.S. It's too dark, I can't see crap down here!

Honourable Mention  (close but no cigar)    '<(
 

Caption # Name Image Caption
117 Misty Walker Missing: Two boys - last seen like this. Police and Grandparents fear the worst. Parents refusing to comment.
188 Kevin Card, Sidney, B.C., Canada On second thought maybe I will get that exam from the doctor instead!
134 Jack Porcenaluk OK - one of us needs to back up.
125 Rick Brennecke Sometimes this job stinks.
152 Maureen Kennerk At least she's not wearing MASK SCARE-A
118 Paul Bottel, Hemet, California, U.S. I don't know where they are? They were both on their bikes last time I looked. It was right before we went under that low bridge about a mile back or so.
132 Bill McCall Sir Cumference buys again!
103 Joseph Howard, Bonaire, Georgia, U.S. Take me to your liter!
174 Kirk Lowry, Rockwall, Texas, U.S. Mexico: putting the 'Y' in safety!
149 Kirk Lowry, Rockwall, Texas, U.S. Found Nemo?

Honourary Mention to Idske Mulder for submitting 57 of the
Image Captions used for Caption Contest #2!

List of 266 people submitting captions for Caption Contest #2
(winners in red highlite)
Adam Heiby, Alan Howting, Alexander Rivera, Andrea Sif Jónsdóttir, Andrew Edel, Andrew Rempel, Andrew Wright, Andy Munday, April Dunaway, Barbara Fitzgerald, Barry K, Beau Lessard, Beth Watts, Bethany Hinkley, Bill Gardiner, Bill McCall, Bill Mielniczuk, Blake Burnett, Bob La Rosa, Bob Nelson, Bobby Jenkins, Brad Tutton, Brendan Groeneveld, Brent Offenberger, Brett Gordon, Brett Tucker, Brian Smedley, Candace Tori, Carol Thornton, Carolyn Baye, Cassidy DeGennaro, Cassidy Kohl, Charlene Donovan, Charles Brooks, Charlotte Sellwood, Cherei McCarter, Cheryl Hassell, Cheryl Painter, Chet Brooks, Chris Johnson, Chris Martin, Chris Stout, Chuck Dewey, Claire Lee, Claire Shriver, Clark Gibson, Clint Cook, Corey Millette, Crispin Fisher, Daisy Newcomb, Danika Skirly, Darlene Benson, Darlene Johnston, Darlene Stafford, Darrel Riffle, Darwin McKee, Dave C., Dave Fairbanks, Dave Hurst, Dave Quinn, Dave Ward, Dave Westwood, David Bailey, David Boggs, David Dardzinski, David Duncan, David S. Camp, David Van Dyk, Dawn Grounds, Dawna Raburn, Debanshu Mukherjee, Della Norton, D.G. Henshaw, Dick Robinson, D.K. Browne, Don Roberts, Don Sartori, Doug Brown, Doug Cahill, Doug L. Brown, Douglas Rahn, Ed Pellicciotti, Elizabeth Watts, Emily Spivey, Emily Wilson, Eric J. Paquin, Floyd Barker, Frederick Cordova, Gary Carroll, Gerry Wolfdridge, Glenda Mellinger, Glenn Hanna, Glynis Geen, Graham Benson, Grant Peters, Greg Hobson, Greg Kerr, Hannah Haugen, Harald Sandstrom, Heath Young, Helen McTroy, Ian Howard, Ian Lehrke, Idske Mulder, Irvin Kauffman, Ivan Cobb, Jack Byrd, Jack Porcenaluk, Jack Ragan, Jacque Sparks, James Santos, Jamie Flanagan, Jasmine Weiss, Jay Brooks, Jay Canfield, Jay Crook, Jen Metasavage, Jennifer Kelley, Jennifer Sutton, Jeremy Sellers, Jerry Costello, Jessica Hadley, Joe Buckner, Johan Maree, John Behr, John Milner, John Ozley, John Schrag, John Weisenhorn, Johnny & Joe Gorilla, Jon Snider, Jon Varley, Jordan Perdue, Joseph Howard, Josh Robb, June O'Rourke, Justin Zachor, Jutta Liesenfeld, Kaelyn Draco, Karen Moore, Kathy Williams, Kay Mitchell, Keith Tyson, Kelly Archibald, Kelly Buckel, Kelly Molinaro, Kelly Rae, Kevin Card, Kim Scholer, Kimberly Hall, Kirk Lowry, Kristina Hudson, Kyle Wilckens, Laura Farrell, Laura Steffee, Leonore Garcia, Les, Letha Fenwick, Linda Crispin, Linda Newman, Lisa Redding, Liz Butler, Lori Rogers, Lorraine Jeziorski, Lynne Wetherell, Marilyn Chester, Mark Jenschke, Mark Jensen, Mark Prairie, Mark Worth, Marlene Goodman, Marshall Wright, Martin Bridgland, Martin Grosse, Marvin Purser, Mary Cylch-Gwydd, Matt Abramoski, Matt Couture, Matt Dewart, Matt Paden, Matt Sullivan, Matt St. Marie, Matthew Dollinger, Maureen Kennerk, Megan Kok, MG Chimaera, Michael Hack, Michele Robson, Mike Rothwell, Mike Trimble, Misty Walker, Monte Emerson, Mrs Brown, Nadine Taha, Neil Tosczak, Nick Aslett, Nick Roehrig, Pamela Jordan, Pat Dooley, Pat Kelly, Patrick D. Jozefowicz, Patrick Koch, Paul Bottel, Peter Buitenhek, Peter Wright, Phil Forde, Phil McGinley, Phillip Bassett, Phoebe Moll, Ponderosa Ziebert, Randy Anderson, Remo Six, Rhiannyn Grahame, Ric Mossip, Rich Grogan, Rich Hayes, Rich Olszewski, Rick Brennecke, Rick Miksell, Rick Sardinha, Rickie Messer, Ricky Crespo, Robert Doney, Robert Johnston, Robert Mexico, Rochelle Nelson, Roger Sandri, Ron Hudson, Ron McCoy, Ron Morton, Rose Timmins, Roseann Collymore, Rysa Austin, S. Zafiroff, Sam Woodfield, Samantha Moore, Sarah Burdette, Savanah Sheffield, Scott Kovalik, Shawna Peterson, Sheila Roddy, Shelley Lloyd, Shelly Mullins, Sherri Gisler, Steve Ingram, Steven Hayes, Stew Leslie, Sue Gosselin, Sybil Williams, Terry Mossip, Terry Petko, Tex Tyler, Thomas Spencer, Todd McNeely, Tom DeLaMater, Tom Napoli, Tom Warner, Tommy Gault, Tony Holt, Travis Kern, Verne McNew, Vincent Edwards, Wayne Federline, Will Nelken, William Weise
 

Image Caption Contest #1 - previous Contest Winners for Image Captions #s 1 - 100

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#1.  Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!

#2.  White House Phone - Communication Problems

#3.  Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary

#4.  PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon

#5.  Sometimes Life Just Isn't Fair

#6.  Police Penance - Find the Missing Tire

#7.  Bridging the Computer Gap

#8.  High Heel Motorcycle

#9.  Grad Prom in a Stretch 'Vette

#10.  Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience

#11.  Taking Donations For Scissors

#12.  Dog On Pot – Without Crack

#13.  Redneck House Siding

#14.  Cat Got Your Tongue?

#15.  Downside Electric - 'Short' Safety Program

#16.  Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced

#17.  Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower

#18.  'Back' To Work

#19. Almost Unique Apartment For Rent

#20. Self Moon

#21. Raccoon Feeding - Child Version

#22. House Clown

#23. Massive Buns

#24. Training Wheel Roller Coaster

#25. Hay Bale Art On The Prairies

#26. Cancer Tree

#27. Dent Damage - New "V"8 Design

#28. Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology

#29. Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?

#30. Nice Teeth

#31. Cool Dog

#32. Cop Cry - Sidelined MotoCop

#33. Golfer's Water Hole

#34. Cheerless Leader

#35. Racing Grandpa

#36. Time To Move

#37. Shopping Cart Hotplate

#38. Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam

#39. Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross for 2005

#40. NASCAR's New Downhill Race Track

#41. Swim-In Bedroom Design

#42. Golf Gimme

#43. Wheel-y High Tricycle

#44. Suntan For Weight Loss

#45. Whazzit - New Animal Breed for 2005

#46. Dental Floss That Crows On You

#47. "David and Goliath" Sumo Mismatch

#48. Mommy's Driving Too Fast Again

#49. Bend-But-Don't Break On The Mountain Top

#50. Proof That 7 x 13 = 28...
To celebrate our 50th Image Caption, we gave away "Get Stuffed" Awards for the best submissions...

#51. Mennonite Longhand Math

#52. Seismic Support for Polish Buildings

#53. A Bicycle Boot For Two

#54. Send Your Son Home For The Holidays

#55. Ghetto Boom Box

#56. Redneck Water Trailer

#57. Wok-a-Way: Wok - Don't Run!

#58. Junk House - One Man's Treasure

#59. Puppy Support - 'Back' Up Plan

#60. Bull Terrier vs. Porcupine: Quill He Make It?

#61. Computer Wear - Sneaker Powered

#62. Throne Entertainment on the Farm

#63. Park Art or Cabinet Decision?

#64. World's 1st Mobile Camper

#65. Asian Real Meal Deal

#66. World's Highest Bridge

#67. Beard and Moustache Championship

#68. Pre-Dawn Breakfast Patrol

#69. Airbag Safety

#70. Can You Do This?

#71. Duct Tape Truck - No-Glass Deliveries

#72. World's First Horse Power Vehicle

#73. Typical Work Progress Report

#74. John Deere Lawnmover

#75. World's 'Highest' Outhouse

#76. Airport Luggage Check For High Flyers

#77. Brick Layers - Cast in Stone

#78. Redneck Bird Dogs

#79. Couch Potato On Wheels

#80. New Alarm System for 2005

#81. Hairball Essence or Hair Ingestion?

#82. Management Team - Leading by Example

#83. Cozy Washroom

#84. Machine Wash Instructions for Teenagers

#85. Satellite 'Art' - 100% Game Day Coverage

#86. Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport

#87. Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse?

#88. Garbage In or Garbage Out?

#89. Garage Sale for the Soon-To-Be-Departed

#90. Cold Outhouse

#91. Musical Throne

#92. Barbsled - Ladies Downhill Racing @ Turin 2006

#93. Caraphernalia - Car Gadgets Unlimited

#94. 'Hooked On Clothes' Cat

#95. Motorcycle Tombstone

#96. Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go

#97. Redneck Picnic

#98. 'Reach For The Top' Roof Repair

#99. Taste of Olympic Success

#100. Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots

#101. Live Line Techniques: Limits of Non-Approach

#102. Tank Bike

#103. Coke Heads

#104. Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat

#105. Pooped Out Playground

#106. Redneck Storm Shelter

#107. Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!

#108. Abandon Ship - Japanese Style

#109. BrokeBack Ballet

#110. Thirst Quencher Fridge

#111. World's Highest Tennis Match

#112. Redneck Lawn Mower

#113. Shoes for Well Heeled Shoppers

#114. Mine's Bigger

#115. Problem Neighbour

#116. Pour Woman's Dress

#117. Paint Shop Pros

#118. Portable Playpen

#119. Plane Camper

#120. Wave Bored Rider's Uplifting Experience

#121. Redneck Ear Phone

#122. Light Beer

#123. Computer Garden

#124. Who's Pulling Your Chain?

#125. Employee Of The Month

#126. How To Pop A Zit

#127. Water Bowling

#128. Chief of the Computer Indians

#129. Hygiene On The Farm

#130. Beach Foreclosure

#131. Mountain Road

#132. Working Round The Clock

#133. Jockey Dementia

#134. 'Say Cheese' One Last Time

#135. Picked Up Pickup

#136. Face Protector

#137. Redneck Swing

#138. Catalogue Shopping

#139. Horse Hat

#140. “Honey, I Lost My Job...”

#141. Bathing A Cat

#142. Christmas Present for Naughty Kids

#143. Redneck Time Out

#144. High Fiber Diet

#145. Outhouse Treasure

#146. Wong Motor Home

#147. One Square Meal A Day

#148. Stepping Up In The World

#149. Fishing Information

#150. iPottie

#151. Kid Kars

#152. The Joe-kster's Dentist

#153. Watermelon Bocce

#154. Redneck Barbecue

#155. Wrap Around Text

#156. Hang On To That Thought

#157. Childhood Romance

#158. Invisible Motorcycle Race

#159. Sandal Sale

#160. UPS Fishing Boat

#161. Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included

#162. Giant Slingshot

#163. Perfect Fit Bed

#164. Chocolate Easter Eggs

#165. iFrame

#166. Math Clock

#167. Golfer's Breakfast

#168. Blue Angels Trainees

#169. IRS Toothpaste

#170. Circular Motorcycle

#171. Health Plug

#172. Addictive Mahjong

#173. Dental Checkup

#174. Lightweight Safety Glasses

#175. Motorbike Surfing

#176. Land Yacht

#177. Ugly To The Bone

#178. Helmut Helmet

#179. Redneck Automatic Lawnmower

#180. Jet Bike

#181. Portable Auto Body Shop

#182. Yoga Leadership

#183. Eyekon Camera

#184. Out On A Bender

#185. electricAL safety

#186. Ukrainian Crotch Jumping

#187. Rubik's Head

#188. Handicap Helper

#189. Collara Dog

#190. Water Music

#191. Toy Recall

#192. Alternative to Elevators

#193. Trampol