3,234 Knock Knock Joe-ks
What is a woodpecker's favourite kind of joe-k?
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A-1 | A-1 Who? | A-1 to know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Herd | A Herd Who? | A Herd you the first time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Herd | A Herd Who? | A Herd you were home, so I came over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Mayan | A Mayan Who? | A Mayan the way? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A mos | A mos Who? | A mosquito. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Nicholas | A Nicholas Who? | A Nicholas not much money these days. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aardvark | Aardvark Who? | Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aaron | Aaron Who? | Aaron all the way home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aaron | Aaron Who? | Aaron the side of caution! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbey | Abbey Who? | Abbey Birthday 2U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbey | Abbey Who? | A-bbey stung me on the nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott time we eat, isn't it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott time you answered the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott you don't know who I am! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | Abby Birthday 2U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | Abby good if you give me a candy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | "Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby and Manny | Abby and Manny Who? | Abby birthday and Manny happy returns. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abe | Abe Who? | "Abe, C, D, E, F, G… H, I, J, K, L M N O P…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abe Lincoln | Abe Lincoln Who? | Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abyssinia | Abyssinia Who? | Abyssinia one of these days! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A.C. | A.C. Who? | A.C. come and A.C. go… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ach | Ach Who? | Gesundtheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acid | Acid Who? | Acid down and be quiet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acid | Acid Who? | Acid down - you're rocking the boat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Accordian | Accordian Who? | Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Achilles | Achilles Who? | Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acme | Acme Who? | If you Acme, I'll tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Actor | Actor Who? | Actor you, my dear! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ada | Ada Who? | Ada burger for lunch… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ada | Ada Who? | You're Ada your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adage | Adage Who? | Adage where all I can do is look! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adair | Adair Who? | Adair once but I'm bald now… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adair | Adair Who? | Adair you to do it again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam fly in my soup. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam my way - I'm coming in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam up and send me the bill. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Addison | Addison Who? | Addison no way to treat an old friend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adelaide | Adelaide Who? | Adelaide an egg. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adele | Adele Who? | Adele is where the farmer lives. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adelia | Adelia Who? | Adelia the cards and we'll play snap! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adios | Adios Who? | Adios me some money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adlai | Adlai Who? | Adlai a bet on that if I was you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adolph | Adolph Who? | Adolph ball hit me in the head - that's why I talk like this. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adore | Adore Who? | Adore stands between us - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A.E | A.E Who? | A.E. I owe you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aesop | Aesop Who? | Aesop I saw a puddy cat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Afghan | Afghan Who? | Afghan away and never see you again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Afghanistan | Afghanistan Who? | Afghanistan out here all night if you don't open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agate | Agate Who? | Agate you covered! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha headache - have you got an aspirin? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha blues when it rains. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha feelin' you're foolin' me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha world on a string. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ahab | Ahab Who? | Ahab a cold in my nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ahmed | Ahmed Who? | Ahmedeus Motzart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aida | Aida Who? | Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummy ache… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aida | Aida Who? | Aida when I'm hungry and drink when I'm dry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aiken | Aiken Who? | Oh! My Aiken back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aikido | Aikido Who? | Aikido you not. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aisle | Aisle Who? | Aisle be seeing you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Akron | Akron Who? | Akron give you anything but love, baby! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al | Al Who? | Al bust this door if you don't let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al | Al Who? | Al give you a kiss if you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al and Edith | Al and Edith Who? | "Al and Edith love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al Bedouin | Al Bedouin Who? | Al Bedouin-ter like this one will be long remembered. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska and you ask him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska one more time, then jokes start over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska someone who knows what time it is… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aladdin | Aladdin Who? | Aladdin the street wants a word with you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska my friend the question then… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska the questions around here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alba | Alba Who? | Alba in the kitchen if you need me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albee | Albee Who? | Albee a monkey's uncle! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albert | Albert Who? | Albert you don't know who this is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alberta | Alberta Who? | Alberta'll be over in a minute! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albie | Albie Who? | Albie darn, a funny joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alby | Alby Who? | Alby glad when school is over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alby | Alby Who? | Alby glad when you're dead, you rascal you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alcott | Alcott Who? | Alcott the cake - you pour the tea. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alda | Alda Who? | Alda time you knew who it was! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alda and Alda | Alda and Alda Who? | I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting outside for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aldo | Aldo Who? | Aldo anything for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aldous | Aldous Who? | Aldous knocking is giving me a headache. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alec | Alec Who? | Alec my lolly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alec | Alec Who? | Alec-tricity - isn't that shocking! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex-plain later… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex the questions around here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex Vancouver in June. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alexia | Alexia Who? | Alexia again to open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alf | Alf Who? | Alf a loaf is better than none. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfalfa | Alfalfa Who? | Alfalfa you if you give me a kiss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie terrible if you leave! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie-give your rudeness - I know you're just being yourself. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie you later. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfred | Alfred Who? | Alfred the needle if you'll sew on the button. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfred | Alfred Who? | I'm Alfred of the dark! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfreda | Alfreda Who? | Alfreda the dark! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Algae | Algae Who? | Algae you in my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali, Ali oxen free…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | Ali round the world people are dancing in the streets. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | Ali time you knew it was me, didn't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali want for Christmas are my two front teeth." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali want is a room somewhere." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alibi | Alibi Who? | Alibi you anything you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | Alice fair in love and war. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | Alice forgiven. Please come home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | I'm Alice chasing rainbows… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alicia | Alicia Who? | Alicia like me a little bit, don't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison it's dark outside! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison to you after you listen to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison Wonderland is a great book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allan | Allan Who? | Allan-d of Manhattan! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allegra | Allegra Who? | I think Allegra is broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allie | Allie Who? | Alligator - that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allied | Allied Who? | Allied - so tell someone who cares! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alltell | Alltell Who? | Alltell Mom if you don't let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma | Alma Who? | "Alma bags are packed, I'm ready to go…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma | Alma Who? | Alma-ny more knock knock joe-ks can you take? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma Gibbons | Alma Gibbons Who? | Alma Gibbons you 24 hours to get out of town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Almond | Almond Who? | Almond love with a wonderful guy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Almond | Almond Who? | Almond the side of the law! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpaca | Alpaca Who? | Alpaca mean punch, so don't mess with me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpaca | Alpaca Who? | Alpaca the trunk - you pack the suitcase… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpha | Alpha Who? | Alpha crying out loud. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea in jail… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea later, Alligator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea later this afternoon, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alva | Alva Who? | Alva heart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alva and Alma | Alva and Alma Who? | Alva day long I spend Alma time outside your door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alvin | Alvin Who? | 'Alvin a great time - how about you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alvin | Alvin Who? | 'Alvin zia competition - just vait and see! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alyce | Alyce Who? | Alyce thought you were nuts! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amahl | Amahl Who? | Amahl shook up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amahl | Amahl Who? | Amahl yours. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amana | Amana Who? | Amana bad mood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda fix the refrigerator is here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda fix the television! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda-rin orange - orange you glad I asked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | A-man-dat wants to give you a big hug. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda Lynn | Amanda Lynn Who? | Amanda Lynn player. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amarillo | Amarillo Who? | Amarillo-fashioned cowboy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amarillo | Amarillo Who? | Amarillo-ld country boy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaryllis | Amaryllis Who? | Amyrillis'ick of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaryllis | Amaryllis Who? | Amyrillis state agent - wanna buy a house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaso | Amaso Who? | Amaso sorry you don't remember me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amateur | Amateur Who? | Amateur service! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amazon | Amazon Who? | Ama-zon of a bishop - what's your father do? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amazon | Amazon Who? | Ama-zon of a gun! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-sting to come in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-sting to tell you the news! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-ta than I was yesterday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Light's amber - wait for green. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amelia | Amelia Who? | Amelia package last week - did you get it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amen | Amen Who? | Amen hot water again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amin | Amin Who? | Amin man! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amin | Amin Who? | Amin thing to do to your brother! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amis | Amis Who? | Amis is as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amish | Amish Who? | Amish is as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amish | Amish Who? | Amish you so! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amoeba | Amoeba Who? | Amoeba wrong, but I think you're wonderful. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammon | Ammon Who? | Ammon old hand at picking locks, eh… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia little kid! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia bird in a gilded cage. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia gonna tell you once! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorebell… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia poor boy - nobody loves me… '<( | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia poor little sparrow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia trying to be funny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amnesia | Amnesia Who? | Oh - you got it too? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amoeba | Amoeba Who? | Amoeba wrong, but I think you're funny… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amory | Amory Who? | Have Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amos | Amos Who? | Amos behavin. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amos | Amos Who? | Amos-quito just bit me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amour | Amour Who? | Amour you eat, the more you want! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam hungry, I could eat a horse! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock joe-ks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy for the top! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy fraid I've forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy high! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anais | Anais Who? | Anais cup of tea! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anastasia | Anastasia Who? | Anastasia wagon has four doors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anastasia | Anastasia Who? | Anastasia out here in the rain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anatol | Anatol Who? | Anatol you what I thought of you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anatole | Anatole Who? | Anatole me you're a pain in the neck! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ancient | Ancient Who? | Ancient going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andalusia | Andalusia Who? | I'd like to take you somewhere Andalusia. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andante | Andante Who? | I'm going to visit my Uncle Andante. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anderson | Anderson Who? | Anderson and daughter came too! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrea | Andrea Who? | I had Andrea-m about you! Let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew a picture! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew all her money out of the bank… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew all over the wall. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy all lived happily ever after… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy angels sing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy bit me again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | "Andy green grass grows all around, all around…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy little gadgets, these door knockers, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy mosquito bit me again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy music goes on and on… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | "And-y walks with me, And-y talks with me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy Green | Andy Green Who? | Andy Green grass grows all around. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita great big hug! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita loose another 20 pounds… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita to borrow a pencil. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita ride to school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita you like I need a hole in the head! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita Baker | Anita Baker Who? | Anita Baker for the party. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita Loos | Anita Loos Who? | Anita Loos about 20 pounds. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anka | Anka Who? | Anka the ship! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ankara | Ankara Who? | Ankara went off the cliff! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | f-Ann-tastic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-dromeda Strain! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-onymous! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann Tartic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-tique store - got anything old to sell? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna body know some more joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna other Easter Bunny! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | "Anna one, anna two…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | "Anna partridge in a pear tree." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annapolis | Annapolis Who? | Annapolis a fruit like a pear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annette | Annette Who? | Annette works good for fishing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie thing goes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie thing you can do, I can do better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Anntifungal - a good foot friend of mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-tiseptic helps clean your wounds… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna going to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna Nother thing - how many times do I have to knock on this door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Annather brick in the wall… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Annather mosquito? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna one, anna two… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna-tomical… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annabel | Annabel Who? | Annabel would be useful on this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anne | Anne Who? | Anne apple just fell on my head! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anne Boleyn | Anne Boleyn Who? | Anne Boleyn alley! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annetta | Annetta Who? | Annetta joe-k like that and you're off this bus! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annetta | Annetta Who? | Annetta wisecrack from you and you're outta here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annette | Annette Who? | Annette curtain looks good in the window! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie-body there? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie more knock knock joe-ks left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie one you like? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie-versary! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Choose Annie one you like! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Answer | Answer Who? | Answer all over your porch - it's a mess out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ant | Ant Who? | Antelope! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthea | Anthea Who? | Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthem | Anthem Who? | You Anthem devil you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthony | Anthony Who? | Anthony you want! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anvil | Anvil Who? | Anvil you be coming too? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anwar | Anwar Who? | "Anwar Christian Soldiers…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anwar | Anwar Who? | Anwar sorry about the rain delay… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anya | Anya Who? | Anya best behaviour! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A-One | A-One Who? | My name is Dracula - A-One to drink your blood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aorta | Aorta Who? | "Aorta be in pictures…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apache | Apache Who? | Apache them for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apocryphal | Apocryphal Who? | Apocryphal of dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollo you anywhere if you'll blow in my ear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollo yours is Apollo mine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollogize! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apple | Apple Who? | Apple the door myself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apple | Apple Who? | Apple your hair if you don't let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apricot | Apricot Who? | Apricot my key - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | April | April Who? | April might make you feel better, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Quorum | A Quorum Who? | A Quorum is where I keep my fish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aramis | Aramis Who? | Aramis'tery! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Raven | A Raven Who? | A Raven maniac! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arbus | Arbus Who? | Arbus leave in 5 minutes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arch | Arch Who? | You catching a cold? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archer | Archer Who? | Archer glad to see me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archibald | Archibald Who? | Archibald on top of your head? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archie | Archie Who? | Gesundtheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archie | Archie Who? | Ar-chie - I was going to surprise you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ardyth | Ardyth Who? | Ardyth da thpeech therapy offith? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Area | Area Who? | Area there yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aretha | Aretha Who? | Aretha flowers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arfer | Arfer Who? | Arfer got! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arfur | Arfur Who? | Arfur got! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo down the steps, and up again… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo down to the beach for my holidays! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo home - your mother is calling you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argue | Argue Who? | Argue going to let me in or not? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ari | Ari Who? | Ari-spect! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ari | Ari Who? | Arin't you glad you use Dial? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aria | Aria Who? | Aria ready for another joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aries | Aries Who? | Aries a reason why I talk this way! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arizona | Arizona Who? | Arizona room for one of us in this town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arkansas | Arkansas Who? | Arkansas more wood with my new chainsaw. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arkansas | Arkansas Who? | Arkansas through any piece of wood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arm | Arm Who? | Arm always chasing rainbows. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armada | Armada Who? | Armada told us there'd be days like this… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armageddon | Armageddon Who? | Armageddon out of here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armageddon | Armageddon Who? | Armageddon tired of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armand | Armand Who? | Armand the outisde looking inside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armando | Armando Who? | "Armando road again." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armenia | Armenia Who? | Armenia every word I say! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armenia | Armenia Who? | Armenia no harm. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armstrong | Armstrong Who? | Armstrong as an ox. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Army Ants | Army Ants Who? | Army Ants coming for tea then? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arne | Arne Who? | Arne you going to ask me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnie | Arnie Who? | Arnie having fun yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arno | Arno Who? | Arno kids to play with - I'm bored… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnold | Arnold Who? | Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnold | Arnold Who? | Arnold friend you haven't seen for years! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Art | Art Who? | R2-D2 | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Art | Art Who? | Art ya gonna open the door for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthene | Arthene Who? | Arthene you in the movies, haven't I? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any cats in your house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any more at home like you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any more cookies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur-it is - it's very painful… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur mometer is broken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur mometer is good for measuring the temperature… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur more joe-ks here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Artichoke | Artichoke Who? | Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Artis | Artis Who? | Artis in the eye of the beholder. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auba | Auba Who? | Aruba your back an' you rub'a mine… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asa | Asa Who? | Asa-int amongst men! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ash | Ash Who? | Bless you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashley | Ashley Who? | Ashley, I don't know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashley | Ashley Who? | Ashley-t's foot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashur | Ashur Who? | Ashur wish you'd open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia matter of fact, I can't remember! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia Mom in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia or Asia not coming? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia you going to let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asimov | Asimov Who? | Asimov-ie it's even better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asparagus | Asparagus Who? | Asparagus the argument - we don't want to hear it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asta | Asta Who? | Asta the ball is over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asthma | Asthma Who? | Asthma no questions and I'll tell you no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astor | Astor Who? | Astor the ball is over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astor | Astor Who? | Astor what her name is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astronaut | Astronaut Who? | Astronaut here - I'll come back later… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | Gesundheit. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | I'm sorry - didn't know you had a cold! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | That's a bad sneeze you got there. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athena | Athena Who? | Athena flying saucer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athena | Athena Who? | Athena reindeer landing on your roof… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athens | Athens Who? | "Athens I love you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athol | Athol Who? | Athol'd my bike - can ya' gimme a ride? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athos | Athos Who? | Athos it makes a difference! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atlas | Atlas Who? | Atlas I'm here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atlas | Atlas Who? | Atlas it's the weekend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atom | Atom Who? | Atom 'n Eve. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atomic | Atomic Who? | Atomic ache is hard to stomach! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Attila | Attila Who? | Attila you no lies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atunna | Atunna Who? | He's in a ton a trouble. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atwood | Atwood Who? | Atwood be nice if you asked me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atwood | Atwood Who? | Atwood only take a second or two. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Audacity | Audacity Who? | Audacity way to be! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Audrey | Audrey Who? | Audrey be doing this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Augusta | Augusta Who? | Augusta go home now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Augusta | Augusta Who? | Augusta wind blew my hat off. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Jemima | Aunt Jemima Who? | I'm glad I ain't joe mamma! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt Lou do you think you are? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt misbehavin'? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auntie | Auntie Who? | Auntie glad to see me again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aura | Aura Who? | Aura Lee… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aurora | Aurora Who? | Aurora is what a lion is. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aurora | Aurora Who? | Aurora's just come from a big tiger! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Austen | Austen Who? | Austen-tentatiously well off! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Austin | Austin Who? | Austin corrected! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Author | Author Who? | An Author joe-k like this and I'm gone… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Author | Author Who? | Author any more cookies left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auto | Auto Who? | Auto know, but I've forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auto | Auto Who? | Auto meet me when I'm dressed up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Autumn | Autumn Who? | Autumnastic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ava | Ava Who? | Ava good mind to go away now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ava | Ava Who? | Ava seen you someplace before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue babysitter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue been missing me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue heard the good news yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue heard this knock knock joe-k before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue knocked on this door before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue learned my name yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avery | Avery Who? | Avery dog has his day. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avery | Avery Who? | Avery time I come to your house we go through this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avis | Avis Who? | Avis-ibly impaired person… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avis | Avis Who? | Avis just at the funny farm and thought about you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avocado | Avocado Who? | Avocado cold? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon | Avon Who? | Avon to be alone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon | Avon Who? | Avon to get in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon | Avon Who? | Avon who to come and open zis door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon Lady | Avon Lady Who? | Your doorbell's broken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Award | Award Who? | Award to the wise is sufficient. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aware | Aware Who? | "Aware, aware has my little dog gone?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Awesome | Awesome Who? | Awesome of these joe-ks supposed to be funny? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Awful | Awful Who? | Awful one and one for all. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axe | Axe Who? | Axe your mother if you can come out and play. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axel | Axel Who? | Axel-dental Tourist! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axel | Axel Who? | Axel grease! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axel | Axel Who? | Axel me nicely and I might just tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ayatollah | Ayatollah Who? | Ayatollah you already! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | B2 | B2 Who? | B2 school on time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Baby Owl | Baby Owl Who? | Baby Owl see you later! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Babylon | Babylon Who? | Babylon if you have to. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Babylon | Babylon Who? | Babylon - I'm not listening anyway… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach of sweets! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach to the basics. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach to the drawing board. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach to work, you slackers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Your Bach is worse than your bite! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bacilli | Bacilli Who? | Don't bacilli… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bacon | Bacon Who? | Bacon a cake for your birthday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bacon | Bacon Who? | Bacon your pardon? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Baloney | Baloney Who? | Baloney God can make a tree. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Banana | Banana Who? | Banana split so I screamed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Banana | Banana Who? | Banana messages for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bananas | Bananas Who? | Bananas in pajamas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Banana | Banana Who? | Ba-na-na-na (Beethoven's favourite Fruit Symphony!) | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barbara | Barbara Who? | "Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barber | Barber Who? | Barber Streisand | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barbie | Barbie Who? | Barbie-cue is burning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barbie | Barbie Who? | Barbie Q. Chicken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barcelona | Barcelona Who? | My sister doesn't go to Barcelona. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bargain | Bargain Who? | Bargain up the wrong tree again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barry | Barry Who? | "Barry me not on the lone prairie." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barry | Barry Who? | Barry the hatchet. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barry | Barry Who? | Barry the treasure where no one will find it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barrymore | Barrymore Who? | Barrymore not on the lone prairie. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bart | Bart Who? | Bart up the wrong tree! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barton | Barton Who? | Barton down the hatches. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barton | Barton Who? | Baron up your overcoat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bat | Bat Who? | Bat you can't guess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bay | Bay Who? | "Bay-be face. You've got the cutest little bay-be face." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bayou | Bayou Who? | Bayou a pop if you lend me a dollar. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | B.C. | B.C. Who? | B.C.'ing you around, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bea | Bea Who? | Bea a good sport and open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bea | Bea Who? | Beatle Bailey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bean | Bean Who? | Bean awhile since I last saw you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bean | Bean Who? | Bean fishing lately? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beans | Beans Who? | Beans so long I hardly recognize you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bear | Bear Who? | Bear are you? It's dark outside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beater | Beater Who? | Beater round the bush. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beats | Beats Who? | Beats me - I forgot my name. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beecher | Beecher Who? | Beecher at any game you pick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beef | Beef Who? | Beef-or I get mad, you better let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beef | Beef Who? | Beef-or I tell you, let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beethoven | Beethoven Who? | Beethoven is too hot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beets | Beets Who? | Beets me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beezer | Beezer Who? | Beezer black and yellow and make honey. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beirut | Beirut Who? | Beirut force! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Believing | Believing Who? | Believing soon - your joe-ks are dumb! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Belize | Belize Who? | Belize in yourself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bella | Bella Who? | Bella bottom trousers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bella | Bella Who? | Bella the ball. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Belladona | Belladona Who? | Belladona work, so I had to knock… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Belle Lee | Belle Lee Who? | Belle Lee Dancer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben Dover. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben knocking on this door all morning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben knocking so long my hand hurts. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben over and kiss me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben wonderin' what you're up to. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben and Anna | Ben and Anna Who? | Ben and Anna split so ice creamed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben and Don | Ben and Don Who? | Ben there, Don that… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben Hur | Ben Hur Who? | Ben Hur for 30 minutes and nobody showed up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben Hur | Ben Hur Who? | Ben Hur for an hour and she ain't in sight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Benin | Benin Who? | Benin shopping lately? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Benny | Benny Who? | Benny long time no see, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bera | Bera Who? | Bera necessity! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Berlin | Berlin Who? | Berlin the water for my hard boiled egg… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bernadette | Bernadette Who? | Bernadette ate all my dinner - now I'm starving! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bernie D. | Bernie D. Who? | Bernie D. candles at both ends! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bertha | Bertha Who? | Bertha-day greetings 2U, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bertha | Bertha Who? | Bertha the blues. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beryl | Beryl Who? | Beryl of beer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bess | Bess Who? | Bess of luck. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beta watch | Beta watch Who? | "Beta watch out, beta not cry, beta not pout…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beth | Beth Who? | Beth you can't guess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beth | Beth Who? | Beth wisheth, thweetie… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bette | Bette Who? | Bette you can't guess my name! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty | Betty Who? | Betty-bye! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty | Betty Who? | Betty gets sore knuckles form all that knocking. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty | Betty Who? | Betty ya don't know who this is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty Lou | Betty Lou Who? | Betty lou a few pounds! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bias | Bias Who? | Bias many as you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bibi | Bibi Who? | Bibi gun. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bifocal | Bifocal Who? | "On a bifocal built for two…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Big Horse | Big Horse Who? | "Big Horse of you there's a song in my heart." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bitter Bianca | Bitter Bianca Who? | Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bjorn | Bjorn Who? | "Bjorn free - my father's a Doctor..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bjorn | Bjorn Who? | Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Black Panther | Black Panther Who? | Black Panther in the wash so I wore my brown ones. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Black Panther | Black Panther Who? | Black Panther what I wear - what do you wear? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blank | Blank Who? | You're welcome! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blast | Blast Who? | Blast, but not least… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bless | Bless Who? | Me - who else? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blubber | Blubber Who? | "Blubber, come back to me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blue | Blue Who? | Blue away with the wind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bo | Bo Who? | Bo Geste! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bob | Bob Who? | "Bob, Bob, black sheep, have you any wool?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bob Dwyer | Bob Dwyer Who? | Ouch! Caught my pants on some Bob Dwyer… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boise | Boise Who? | Boise strange! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bolivia | Bolivia Who? | Bolivia me, I know what I'm talking about! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boll Weevil | Boll Weevil Who? | After the Boll Wee-vil all go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bologna | Bologna Who? | Bologna & cheese! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bolton | Bolton Who? | Bolton the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bolzano | Bolzano Who? | Bolzano the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boo | Boo Who? | Don't cry - iIt's only a joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Booty | Booty Who? | Booty is only skin deep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Booty | Booty Who? | You're Booty-full. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Borg | Borg Who? | Borg out of my mind… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boris | Boris Who? | Boris to death - aren't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Botany | Botany Who? | Botany good jellybeans lately? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boycott | Boycott Who? | Boycott his jeans on the fence. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boyd | Boyd Who? | Boyd, did I make a mistake! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brad | Brad Who? | Brad news, I'm afraid… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brahms | Brahms Who? | "The Brahms bursting in air…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Braise | Braise Who? | Braise the Lord! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brewster | Brewster Who? | Brewsters wake you up in the morning singing "cock-a-doodle-do"! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bridget | Bridget Who? | "London Bridget falling down, falling down…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brie | Brie Who? | Brie me my supper! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brie | Brie Who? | Brie my Valentine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brigham | Brigham Who? | "Brigham, Brigham, oh Brigham my sunshine to me, to me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brighton | Brighton Who? | Brighton early. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brighton | Brighton Who? | Up Brighton early - just to see you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Britches | Britches Who? | "London Britches falling down…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Broccoli | Broccoli Who? | Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bruce | Bruce Who? | Careful - I Bruce easily! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buck | Buck Who? | Buck, Buck… I'm a chicken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bud | Bud Who? | Bud sweat n' tears. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Budapest | Budapest Who? | You're nothing Budapest! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buddha | Buddha Who? | Buddha this slice of bread for me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buddy | Buddy Who? | Buddy fingers. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Budget | Budget Who? | Budget - it'll go through the door easier. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bug | Bug Who? | Bug Rodgers. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bugspray | Bugspray Who? | Bugs pray that snakes won't eat them! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Burden | Burden Who? | A burden the hand is worth tow in the bush. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Burton | Burton Who? | Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buster | Buster Who? | Buster gut. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Burton | Burton Who? | Burton up your overcoat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bush | Bush Who? | Bush your money where your mouth is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butch | Butch Who? | Butch your arms around me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butcher | Butcher Who? | Butcher arms around me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butcher | Butcher Who? | Butcher money where your mouth is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter bring an umbrella - it looks like it might rain… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter late than never. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter up - I'm throwing a fast ball. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butterfly. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | I butter not tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butternut | Butternut Who? | Butternut let me in - I have mud on my shoes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butternut | Butternut Who? | Butternut try to pick up a skunk. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Button | Button Who? | Button in is not polite! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Button | Button Who? | Button into what's not your business? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bwana | Bwana Who? | Bwana hold your hand. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | C-2 | C-2 Who? | C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | C's | C's Who? | C's the day. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cabot | Cabot Who? | Cabotret! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cadillac | Cadillac Who? | Cadillac-t mad if you step on its tail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Caesar | Caesar Who? | "Caesar jolly good fellow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cain and Abel | Cain and Abel Who? | Can talk now - Abel tomorrow… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cairo | Cairo Who? | Cairo the boat now? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Calder | Calder Who? | Calder police - I've been robbed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Callas | Callas Who? | Callas should be removed by a podiatrist. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Camalot | Camalot Who? | Camalot - where King Arthur lived | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cameron | Cameron Who? | Cameron film are what you need to take pictures. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cameron | Cameron Who? | Cameron film are ready - say cheese! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cameron | Cameron Who? | Cameron over here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Camilla | Camilla Who? | Camilla minute. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Camphor | Camphor Who? | Camphor the life of me remember your name. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canada | Canada Who? | What'd I buy? Canada best knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canary | Canary Who? | Can Ari come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candace | Candace Who? | Candace be true - the last knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candace | Candace Who? | Candace door be opened? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canape | Canape Who? | Canape you by cheque? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candice | Candice Who? | Candice be love? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candice | Candice Who? | Candice be the last joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candice | Candice Who? | Candice get any better? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candidate | Candidate Who? | Candidate be changed to Saturday? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candy | Candy Who? | Can Dee come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candy | Candy Who? | Candy cow jump over the moon? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cannibal | Cannibal Who? | Cannibal-eve you're for real… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe come over? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe help me with my homework? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe lend me some money? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe tell me some knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cantalope | Cantalope Who? | Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Can't Eh | Can't Eh Who? | Can't Eh'k another knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cantina | Cantina Who? | Cantina have a cookie? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carew | Carew Who? | Carew of the Love Boat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cargo | Cargo Who? | Cargo beep, beep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Caribbean | Caribbean Who? | You don't Caribbean that I'm standing out here in the rain! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carina | Carina Who? | Carina ditch - can I use your cell phone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carl | Carl Who? | Carl get you there quicker than if you walk! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carlo | Carlo Who? | Carlo on gas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carlotta | Carlotta Who? | Carlotta trouble when it breaks down. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmen | Carmen Who? | Carmen get it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmen | Carmen Who? | Carmen in on a wing and a prayer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmen or Cohen | Carmen or Cohen Who? | I don't know whether you're Carmen or Cohen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmencita | Carmencita Who? | Carmencita down and take a load off your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrie | Carrie Who? | "Carrie me back to old Virginny." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrie | Carrie Who? | Carrie me inside - I'm tired… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrie | Carrie Who? | Carrie the bags into the house, please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrier | Carrier Who? | Carrier over the threshold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrot | Carrot Who? | Carrot me back home! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrot | Carrot Who? | Karate Chop! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | Cash me if you can! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | Got any nuts? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | No, thanks. I prefer peanuts. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | You're nuts! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cashew | Cashew Who? | Cashew goofing off again and you're fired. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cashew | Cashew Who? | Cashew see - it's me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cashews | Cashews Who? | Cashews don't fit and my feet are killing me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Casino | Casino Who? | Casino evil. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cass | Cass Who? | Cass more flies with honey than with vinegar! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cassie | Cassie Who? | Cassie the forest for the trees! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castanet | Castanet Who? | Castanet in the water to catch fish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castor | Castor Who? | Castor bread upon the water. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castor | Castor Who? | Castorblanca! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castro | Castro Who? | Castro bread upon the waters! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cat Gut | Cat Gut Who? | Cat Gut your tongue? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Catch | Catch Who? | Need a Kleenex? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cathy | Cathy Who? | Cathy the doorbell - it's too dark out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Catkin | Catkin Who? | Catkin see in the dark. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cattle | Cattle Who? | Cattle purr if you pet it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | C.D. | C.D. Who? | Can't C.D. forest for the trees. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cecil | Cecil Who? | Cecil have music wherever she goes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cecile | Cecile Who? | Cecile this envelope! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cecilius | Cecilius Who? | Cecilius knock knock joe-k I ever heard! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cedar | Cedar Who? | Cedar pyramids along the Nile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celery | Celery Who? | Celery me your lunch, will you - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste chance to open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a fish… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I'll ask you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I'm going to lend you money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I'm telling you - open up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celia | Celia Who? | Celia later, alligator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celia | Celia Who? | Celia envelope before you mail it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cello | Cello Who? | "Cello acquaintance be forgot…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cello | Cello Who? | Cello dere! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Centipede | Centipede Who? | Centipede on the Christmas tree. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Censure | Censure Who? | Censure letters by air mail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Censure | Censure Who? | Censure so smart, why aren't you rich? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cent | Cent Who? | Cent-imental dreams… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cereal | Cereal Who? | Cereal McCoy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cereal | Cereal Who? | Cereal pleasure to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ceylon | Ceylon Who? | "Ceylon," Columbus told his men. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chad | Chad Who? | Chad to make your acquaintance! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chair | Chair Who? | Chair your sandwich with me - I'm hungry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Champ | Champ Who? | Champ poo your hair - it's dirty. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chantelle | Chantelle Who? | Chantelle you anything! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Charlotta | Charlotta Who? | Charlotta fuss about nothing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Charlotte | Charlotte Who? | Char-lotte of mosquitoes out tonight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Checker | Checker Who? | Checker out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cheese | Cheese Who? | Cheese a sweet girl… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cheese | Cheese Who? | Cheese funny that way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chelsea | Chelsea Who? | Chelsea you in my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chemise | Chemise Who? | Chemise me when I'm gone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cher | Cher Who? | Cher and share alike! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cher | Cher Who? | Cher-lock Holmes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cherry | Cherry Who? | Cherry oh - see you later! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chesapeake | Chesapeake Who? | Chesapeake to me and I'll tell you everything. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chess | Chess Who? | Chess game to say goodbye… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chess | Chess Who? | Chess one of those things. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester feeled my leg so I slapped him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester minute and I'll see. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester minute and you'll find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester the nick of time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chesterfield | Chesterfield Who? | Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chicken | Chicken Who? | Chicken the oven - I smell something burning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chicken | Chicken Who? | Chicken up on you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chihuahua | Chihuahua Who? | Chihuahua buy a chocolate bar? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chile | Chile Who? | Chile out tonight, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chimney | Chimney Who? | Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chin | Chin Who? | Chin up - I'm not going to tell any more knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | China | China Who? | China just like old times, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chip | Chip Who? | Chip of Fools! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chiquita | Chiquita Who? | Chiquita little last night? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chloe | Chloe Who? | Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chopin | Chopin Who? | Chopin the supermarket! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chopin | Chopin Who? | Goin' on a Chopin spree, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chow Mein | Chow Mein Who? | Choe Mein to meet you, my dear! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chuck | Chuck Who? | Chuck and see if the door is locked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chuck | Chuck Who? | Chuck in a sandwich for lunch, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cicero | Cicero Who? | Cicero row I sit in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cicero | Cicero Who? | Cicero the boat ashore! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cigar | Cigar Who? | Cigarlette fever. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cigarette | Cigarette Who? | Cigarette agent. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cigarette | Cigarette Who? | Cigarette life if you don't weaken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cinder | Cinder Who? | Cinder top drawer with your socks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cindy | Cindy Who? | Cindy cool of the evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cindy | Cindy Who? | Cindy movie, read the book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cinnamon | Cinnamon Who? | Cinnamon-ster - shut the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cirrhosis | Cirrhosis Who? | Cirrhosis red and violets are blue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clancy | Clancy Who? | Clancy where I'm going. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clara | Clara Who? | Clara space on the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clare | Clare Who? | Clare your throat before you speak! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clarence | Clarence Who? | Clarence sale! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Claude | Claude Who? | Claude his way to the top. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cliff | Cliff Who? | Cliff the hedges! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Closure | Closure Who? | Closure mouth when you're eating! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clothes | Clothes Who? | Clothes the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cockadoodle | Cockadoodle Who? | Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken - it's cockadoodledoo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Codicil | Codicil Who? | I've codicil-y wife. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Coincide | Coincide Who? | Coincide - it's raining cats and dogs out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin all cars! Colin all cars! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin the doctor - I'm not feeling well… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin the doctor - these knock knock joe-ks are sick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin the doctor - you make me sick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colleen | Colleen Who? | Colleen up this mess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colleen | Colleen Who? | Colleen up your room. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Collie | Collie Who? | "Collie-fornia here I come." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Collie | Collie Who? | Collie taxi - I'm leaving… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Collier | Collier Who? | Collier big brother - see if I care! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cologne | Cologne Who? | Cologne me names won't help! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cologne | Cologne Who? | Cologne Ranger rides again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Coma | Coma Who? | Coma your hair! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Comb | Comb Who? | Comb over to my house. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Comma | Comma Who? | Comma up and see me sometime. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Con | Con Who? | Con Tiki. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Con | Con Who? | Con With The Wind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conan | Conan Who? | Conan the cob. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Concha | Concha Who? | Concha hear me knocking? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Concha | Concha Who? | Concha hear my knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Congo | Congo Who? | Congo on - these joe-ks are killing me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Congo | Congo Who? | Congo on meeting like this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Congo | Congo Who? | Congo out - I'm grounded! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conrad | Conrad Who? | Conrad the whole book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conscience stricken | Conscience stricken Who? | Don't conscience stricken before they hatch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Constanza | Constanza Who? | Constanza out here in the rain - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Consuelo | Consuelo Who? | Sore throat - Consuelo a thing… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Consumption | Consumption Who? | Consumption be done about these Ether bunnies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Consumption | Consumption Who? | Consumption be done about these knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conyers | Conyers Who? | Conyers please open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cook | Cook Who? | Who are you calling Cuckoo? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Coolidge | Coolidge Who? | Coolidge a cucumber! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Corn | Corn Who? | Want more corn? Try a few more knock knock joe-ks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cosmo | Cosmo Who? | You Cosmo trouble than anybody I know! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Costa | Costa Who? | Costa lot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Costas | Costas Who? | Costas a fortune to get here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cotton | Cotton Who? | Cotton a trap - please help me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Could she | Could she Who? | Could she, koochy she coo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cows | Cows Who? | No - cows moo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cows go | Cows go Who? | No they don't! Cows go moo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cow interrupting | Cow interrupting Who? | … Moo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cozy | Cozy Who? | Cozy who's knocking. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crate | Crate Who? | Crate to be here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Creature | Creature Who? | Creature friends with respect. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Creature | Creature Who? | Creature old friend with a hug. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crepes | Crepes Who? | Crepes of Wrath. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crimea | Crimea Who? | "Crimea River…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crock and Dial | Crock and Dial Who? | Crock and Dial Dundee! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cronkite | Cronkite Who? | Cronkite evidence. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cuba | Cuba Who? | Cuba wood. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cugat | Cugat Who? | Cugat to love my knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cumin | Cumin Who? | Cumin get it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Curry | Curry Who? | Curry me back home, will you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Curtis | Curtis Who? | Curtis Interruptus. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Curtis | Curtis Who? | Curtis see is contagious. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Custer | Custer Who? | Custer a penny to find out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Custer | Custer Who? | Custer pretty penny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cy | Cy Who? | Cy knew it was you, I wouldn't have opened the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cy | Cy Who? | Cy'n on the bottom line! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cybil | Cybil Who? | Cybil War. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cynthia | Cynthia Who? | Cynthia you been away I missed you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cypress | Cypress Who? | Cy-press your suit? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cyril | Cyril Who? | Cyril nice to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Czar | Czar Who? | Czar a doctor in the house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Czar | Czar Who? | Czar she blows! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | D-1 | D-1 Who? | I'm D-1 to watch! Details @ Possibells.com, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dad | Dad Who? | Dad fuel to the fire. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daisy | Daisy Who? | Daisy plays, nights he sleeps… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daisy | Daisy Who? | Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dakar | Dakar Who? | Dakar is broken - I had to walk. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dakota | Dakota Who? | Dakota fits fine - the pants are too long. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dakota | Dakota Who? | Dakota is too long in the arms. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dale | Dale Who? | Dale come out if you ask dem! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dali | Dali Who? | Dali've me alone! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dallas | Dallas Who? | Dallas in Wonderland. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Damascus | Damascus Who? | Damascus what you wear on Halloween. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dana | Dana Who? | Dana talk with your mouth full. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dandelion | Dandelion Who? | Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dandelion | Dandelion Who? | Isn't it Dandelion around all day doing nothing? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Danielle | Danielle Who? | Danielle at me - I heard you the first time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Danielle | Danielle Who? | Danielle - I can hear you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Danielle | Danielle Who? | Danielle so loud - I heard you the first time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darby | Darby Who? | Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darby | Darby Who? | Darby stung me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darius | Darius Who? | Darius a lot I have to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darrel | Darrel Who? | Darrel never be another you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darren | Darren Who? | "Darren young man on the flying trapeze." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darth Vader | Darth Vader Who? | Darth Vader cookie crumbles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darwin | Darwin Who? | I'll be Darwin you open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darwin | Darwin Who? | "Darwin young man on the flying trapeze…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daryl | Daryl Who? | Daryl never be another you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Data | Data Who? | Data new hairdo, or did you just walk through a car wash? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Datsun | Datsun Who? | Datsun of mine is spoiled. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Datsun | Datsun Who? | Datsun old joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Datsun | Datsun Who? | Datsun will come out tomorrow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daughter | Daughter Who? | Daughter-door salesman. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dave | Dave Who? | Dave for Night! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dawn | Dawn Who? | Dawn bit off more than you can chew, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dawn | Dawn Who? | Dawn by the station, early in the morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dawn | Dawn Who? | Dawn leave me out here in the cold! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | De Niro | De Niro Who? | De Niro I am to you, the more I like you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | De Witt | De Witt Who? | De Witt now or never! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deanna | Deanna Who? | Deanna-mals are restless - open the cage! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deanna | Deanna Who? | "Till Deanna time…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Debt | Debt Who? | Debt men tell no tales. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deduct | Deduct Who? | Donald Deduct! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dee | Dee Who? | Dee knock knock joe-ks are on me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deena | Deena Who? | Deena hear me the first time? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deep | Deep Who? | Deep ends on who you were expecting. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deep Ends | Deep Ends Who? | All Deep Ends on you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dees | Dees Who? | Dees don't fit me at all… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deesa | Deesa Who? | Deesa-pear and don't come back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defeat | Defeat Who? | Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defense | Defense Who? | Defense keeps the dog in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defense | Defense Who? | Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defy | Defy Who? | Defy knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dehors | Dehors Who? | Putting Descartes before Dehors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deirdre | Deirdre Who? | Deirdre mother come from Ireland? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delaware | Delaware Who? | Delaware your new dress to the party. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delhi | Delhi Who? | Delhi-catessen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deli | Deli Who? | Deli-catessen. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delia | Delia Who? | Delia cards. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delight | Delight Who? | Delight is hurting my eyes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delight | Delight Who? | "Delight of the silvery moon." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delores | Delores Who? | Delores be an England. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delores | Delores Who? | Delores is on the side of the good guys! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deluxe | Deluxe Who? | Deluxe Ness Monster. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Demand | Demand Who? | Demand from U.N.C.L.E. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Demure | Demure Who? | Demure the merrier. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Demure | Demure Who? | Demure you get, Demure you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denis | Denis Who? | Denis anyone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denise | Denise Who? | Denise are above your ankles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denise | Denise Who? | Denise - de sister of de nephew. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennis | Dennis Who? | Dennis says I need to have a tooth out, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennis | Dennis Who? | Dennis the room where I keep my books. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennis | Dennis Who? | Dennis this rain going to stop? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennison | Dennison Who? | Dennison nice thing to say! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denver | Denver Who? | Denver in the world are we? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denver | Denver Who? | Denver the good old days! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deny | Deny Who? | Deny-t is when de-stars shine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Depend | Depend Who? | Depend is mightier than the sword. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Derby | Derby Who? | Derby ghosts in that haunted house. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Derision | Derision Who? | Derision room for both of us in this town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Descartes | Descartes Who? | Putting Descartes before Dehors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desdemona | Desdemona Who? | Desdemona Lisa still hand on the gallery wall? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desi | Desi Who? | Desi'gnated hitter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desi | Desi Who? | Desi good enough for me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desi | Desi Who? | Desi good reason why you think you think the world is against you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desil | Desil Who? | Desil fit 'er! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desil | Desil Who? | Desil make you laugh if you're not too smart… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desiree | Desiree Who? | Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Despair | Despair Who? | Despair tire is flat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Detail | Detail Who? | Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Detail | Detail Who? | De-tail-a-phone operator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Detour | Detour Who? | Detour is over - you're on your own. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deuce | Deuce Who? | Deuce something about your knock knock joe-ks, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deuce | Deuce Who? | Deuce something about your dog - he just bit me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dewey | Dewey Who? | Dewey have time for another joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dewey | Dewey Who? | Dewey have to go on meeting like this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dewey | Dewey Who? | Dewey have to keep saying all these knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dexter | Dexter Who? | "Dexter halls with boughs of holly…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diane | Diane Who? | Diane to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dictaphone | Dictaphone Who? | Dictaphone back on the receiver and stop running up my bill. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Didjeridoo | Didjeridoo Who? | Didjer-ido all that you had done before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diego | Diego Who? | Diego all over your face - what a sloppy eater! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel be over before you know it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel be your last chance. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Dies'el fit 'er! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel make you laugh if you're not too smart. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | "Diesel man, he played one; he played nick-nakc on a drum…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dill | Dill Who? | Dill we meet again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dime | Dime Who? | Dime to tell another knock-knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dimension | Dimension Who? | Dimension it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dimitri | Dimitri Who? | Dimitri is where the burgers grow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dina | Dina Who? | Dina at eight - don't be late! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dinah | Dinah Who? | Dinah shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dino | Dino Who? | Dino the answer? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dinosaur | Dinosaur Who? | Dinosaur at upi - you burnt the toast. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dinosaur | Dinosaur Who? | Dinosaur because his father spanked him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dion | Dion Who? | Dion of thirst - can I have a glass of water? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diploma | Diploma Who? | Da plumber will be there in da morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diploma | Diploma Who? | Diploma to fix the leak! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disaster | Disaster Who? | Dis-aster be my lucky day! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disease | Disease Who? | Disease pants fit you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disguise | Disguise Who? | Disguise the limit. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes a lovely way to spend an evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes a very bad knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes me - who ish you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes the police - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes the worst case of Ob-knock-ious joe-ks I've ever seen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishwasher | Dishwasher Who? | Dishwasher last chance! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disk | Disk Who? | Disk is a recorded message - leave your message at the beep… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dismay | Dismay Who? | Dismay not be a funny joe-k. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disney | Disney Who? | I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disraeli | Disraeli Who? | Disraeli too much. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Divide | Divide Who? | Divide world of sports. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dizzy | Dizzy Who? | Dizzy undertaker know you're up? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doberman Pinscher | Doberman Pinscher Who? | Doberman Pinscher and she slugged him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dobie | Dobie Who? | Dobie cruel to animals! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doctor | Doctor Who? | Doctor Who no longer live here… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doctor | Doctor Who? | You just said it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dodson | Dodson Who? | Dodson old knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dole | Dole Who? | Dole truth and nothing but the truth… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dolores | Dolores Who? | Dolores be an England. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Domino | Domino Who? | Domino cowhand. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Domino | Domino Who? | "Domino thing if you ain't got that swing…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | "Don cry for me, Argentina." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don Patrol… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don know - I've got amnesia. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don mess around - just open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don mess around with me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don want to tell you my name. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Ameche | Don Ameche Who? | I'll be Don Amache in a taxi, honey. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don and Greta | Don and Greta Who? | Don and Greta round much any more. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Giovanni | Don Giovanni Who? | Don Giovanni any ice cream today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Giovanni | Don Giovanni Who? | Don Giovanni - talk to me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Juan | Don Juan Who? | Don Juan to go out today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Juan | Don Juan Who? | Don Juan to go to school today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Juan | Don Juan Who? | I Don Juan to set the world on fire. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donahue | Donahue Who? | Donahue try to hide from me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donahue | Donahue Who? | Donahue yell at me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donald | Donald Who? | "Donald come baby, cradle and all…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donalette | Donalette Who? | Donalette the bed bugs bite! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donat | Donat Who? | Donat be so smart, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donatello | Donatello Who? | Donatello anybody, but I'm a werewolf… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donatello | Donatello Who? | Donatello'n me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donkey | Donkey Who? | Donkey Hotey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donkey | Donkey Who? | Donkey-ote. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donna | Donna Who? | Donna let the stars get in your eyes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donna | Donna Who? | "Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone but me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donna Mae | Donna Mae Who? | Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donovan | Donovan Who? | Donovan know your own name? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donovan | Donovan Who? | Donovan to hear another word out of you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dora | Dora Who? | Dora wood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dora Belle | Dora Belle Who? | Dora Belle is broken, so I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doris | Doris Who? | Doris closed, so I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doris | Doris Who? | Doris slammed on my finger - Ouch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dots | Dots Who? | Dots for me to know, and you to find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dotty | Dotty Who? | Dotty way the cookie crumbles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doug | Doug Who? | Doug a hole on your doorstep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dough | Dough Who? | Dough good deeds and you'll go to heaven… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doughnut | Doughnut Who? | Doughnut make my brown eyes blue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doughnut | Doughnut Who? | Doughnut open until Christmas! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doughnut | Doughnut Who? | Doughnut thing till you hear from me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Douglas | Douglas Who? | Douglas is broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen | Dozen Who? | Dozen anybody want to let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen | Dozen Who? | Dozen anyone ever answer the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen | Dozen Who? | Dozen she look nice? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen Olgo | Dozen Olgo Who? | An owl goes whoo, whoo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dragon | Dragon Who? | Dragon my name through the mud again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dragon | Dragon Who? | Dragon your feet again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dresden | Dresden Who? | Dresden rags again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dresden | Dresden Who? | Dresden your Sunday best. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Drew | Drew Who? | Look - I Drew you a picture! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Drucilla | Drucilla Who? | Drucilla kid you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duane | Duane Who? | Duane the bath - I'm dwowning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duet | Duet Who? | Duet again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duet | Duet Who? | Duet right or don't do it at all. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duluth | Duluth Who? | Duluth tooth will get you a quarter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dummy | Dummy Who? | Dummy a favour and go away! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dunbar | Dunbar Who? | Dunbar the door - I'll only climb through the window! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duncan | Duncan Who? | Duncan your doughnut again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dunce | Dunce Who? | Dun-ce-ay another word! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dustin | Dustin Who? | Dustin furniture with polish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dustin | Dustin Who? | Dustin time - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dustin Hoffman | Dustin Hoffman Who? | Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dutch | Dutch Who? | Dutch me and I'll scream. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwayne | Dwayne Who? | "Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwayne | Dwayne Who? | Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwight | Dwight Who? | Dwight as rain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwight | Dwight Who? | Dwight way and the wrong way! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E | E Who? | E lies - take him away to the dungeon! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eames | Eames Who? | Eames to please. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eamon | Eamon Who? | Eamon in a good mood today - come in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eamon | Eamon Who? | "Eamon the mood for love..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ear | Ear Who? | Ear you are! I've been looking for you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Earl | Earl Who? | Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Earl | Earl Who? | "Earl I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ear's looking at you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ears another knock knock joe-k 4U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ears looking at you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ears some more knock knock joe-ks for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Easter | Easter Who? | Easter anybody home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Easter | Easter Who? | The Easter Bunny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eaton | Eaton Who? | Eaton out of the garbage again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eaton | Eaton Who? | Eaton crow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eben | Eben Who? | Eben a good boy… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E.C. | E.C. Who? | E.C. Street! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eclipse | Eclipse Who? | Eclipse my hair too close. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ed | Ed Who? | Ed-vanced education. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eddie | Eddie Who? | Eddie body home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eddy | Eddy Who? | Eddy body got a tissue? I've got a cold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edgar | Edgar Who? | I'd get rid of that if I were you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edible | Edible Who? | Edible-ony sandwich for lunch… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edith | Edith Who? | Edith - it'll make you fell better… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edna | Edna Who? | Edna the class! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edsel | Edsel Who? | Edsel there is - there ain't no more. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edward B. | Edward B. Who? | Edward B. nice if you made like a bee and buzzed off… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edwin | Edwin Who? | Edwin some, you lose some! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eel | Eel Who? | Eel feel better in the morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effervescent | Effervescent Who? | Effervescent for wine, women, and song, he'd be a perfect husband. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effervescent | Effervescent Who? | Effervescent for you, I'd be done already. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Efficient | Efficient Who? | Efficient my old pal… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effie | Effie Who? | Effie thing's coming up roses… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effie | Effie Who? | Effie-thing I have is yours. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egbert | Egbert Who? | Eg-bert no bacon, please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egg | Egg Who? | Egg-citing to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eggs | Eggs Who? | Eggs marks the spot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eggs | Eggs Who? | Eggs-tremely cold out here - let me in, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egos | Egos Who? | Egos wherever he wants to. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egypt | Egypt Who? | Egypt you when he sold you bad knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eiffel | Eiffel Who? | Eiffel down and hurt my knee. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eiffel | Eiffel Who? | Eiffel good - I knew I would. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eiffel | Eiffel Who? | Eiffel into the lake. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen | Eileen Who? | Eileen dover. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen | Eileen Who? | Eileen down to tie my shoes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen | Eileen Who? | Eileen over to tie up my shoes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen Dunn | Eileen Dunn Who? | Eileen Dunn the bell and it broke. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eisenhower | Eisenhower Who? | Eisenhower late for school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elaine | Elaine Who? | Elaine of the freeway. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elektra | Elektra Who? | Elektra circus! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Element | Element Who? | Element to tell you that she can't see you today. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eleta | Eleta Who? | Eleta bit of work never hurt anyone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eli | Eli Who? | Eli, Eli Oh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elia | Elia Who? | Elia wake at night thinking about you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elias | Elias Who? | Elias a terribel thing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elise | Elise Who? | Elise signed by a tenant. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eliza | Eliza Who? | Eliza lot, so watch your step. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elizabeth | Elizabeth Who? | Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elke | Elke Who? | Elke Seltzer - plop plop, fizz fizz! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ella | Ella Who? | Ella-vator - doesn’t that give you a lift, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ella Man | Ella Man Who? | Ella Man-tary, my dear Watson! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ella Vance | Ella Vance Who? | Ella Vance never forget anything. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ellen | Ellen Who? | "Ellen-eed is love, love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ellen | Ellen Who? | Ellen you a dollar, but pay me back soon. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eloise | Eloise Who? | Sadie word and I'll Eloise be your valentine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elsewhere | Elsewhere Who? | Elsewhere it's true! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elsie | Elsie Who? | Elsie you around! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emerson | Emerson Who? | Emerson some nice shoes you have on. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emil | Emil Who? | Emil for the poor! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emile | Emile Who? | Emile fit for a king. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | Emma bit cold out here - can you let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | Emma blue? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | Emma Canadian, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | "Emma little teapot, short and stout…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emanuel | Emanuel Who? | Emanuel see turn into a werewolf when the moon is full… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emerson | Emerson Who? | Emerson nice shoes you've got on. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emerson | Emerson Who? | Emerson of a gun! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emmett | Emmett Who? | Emmett your service! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emissary | Emissary Who? | Emissary I made you cry… '<( | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Energize | Energize Who? | Her hair is blonde energize are blue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Energy | Energy Who? | Energy-ean jacket, she looks like a Joe-kster. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Enid | Enid Who? | Enid some more money? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Enoch | Enoch Who? | Enoch and Enoch, but noone answers the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Erma | Erma Who? | Erma little confused about that last joe-k… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Erma | Erma Who? | "Erma little teapot, short and stout…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E's | E's Who? | E's not feeling well… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Erie | Erie Who? | Erie is - right on time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esau | Esau Who? | Esau down the road… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esau | Esau Who? | Esau throat is killing me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eschew | Eschew Who? | Eschew goes on your foot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eskimo | Eskimo Who? | Eskimo questions - I'll tell you no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eskimo | Eskimo Who? | Eskimo-ver for dinner. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eskimo. Chretien, Italian | Eskimo. Chretien, Italian Who? | Eskimo Chretien, Italian no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Essay | Essay Who? | "Essay a little prayer for you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Essen | Essen Who? | Essen it fun to listen to these knock knock joe-ks, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Estelle | Estelle Who? | Estelle waiting for you to open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esther | Esther Who? | Esther anything I can do for you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esther | Esther Who? | Esther room for one more? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E.T. | E.T. Who? | E.T. your food before it gets cold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Etch | Etch Who? | Bless you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ethan | Ethan Who? | Ethan everything all right? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ethan | Ethan Who? | Ethan me out of house and home, you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ethan | Ethan Who? | Ethan this the pits? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ether | Ether Who? | Ether bunny! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Etta | Etta Who? | Ettaquette! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eubie | Eubie Who? | Eubie long to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eubie | Eubie Who? | Eubie-lieve in the tooth fairy? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eugenes | Eugenes Who? | Eugenes need washing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eugenie | Eugenie Who? | Eugenie from the bottle? Grant me three wishes, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eunice | Eunice Who? | Eunice boy, let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eureka | Eureka Who? | Eureka perfume! Who sold it to you - a skunk? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Euripides | Euripides Who? | Euripides clothes and I'll sue you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Euripides | Euripides Who? | Euripides pants and you'll buy him some new ones. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europa | Europa Who? | Europa steer and I'll watch. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europe | Europe Who? | Europe the creek without a paddle. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europe | Europe Who? | Europe'ning the doo too slow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europe | Europe Who? | Europe to no good! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | European | European Who? | European in the neck! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eustace | Eustace Who? | Come Eustace you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eva | Eva Who? | Eva the best friends must part. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eva | Eva Who? | Eva the worm will turn. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eva | Eva Who? | Eva you're deaf, or your doorbell isn't working! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan and Earth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan only knows. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan seen anything like you since the Rocky Horror Show… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan you should know who it is. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eve | Eve Who? | Eve who my hearties! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Event | Event Who? | Event that-a-way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evie | Evie Who? | Evie weather. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evita | Evita Who? | Evita shut up we wouldn't have gotten a ticket! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ewe | Ewe Who? | Who? Me? What do you want? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ewer | Ewer Who? | Ewer getting sleepy… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Excited | Excited Who? | Excited States of America! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eye | Eye Who? | Eye know who you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyelet | Eyelet Who? | Eyelet you in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyes | Eyes Who? | Eyes got another knock knock joe-ks 4U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyesore | Eyesore Who? | Eyesore do like you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyesore | Eyesore Who? | Eyesore that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyewash | Eyewash Who? | Eyewash I had a million dollars. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyewash | Eyewash Who? | "Eyewash you a Merry Christmas…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ezra | Ezra Who? | Ezra no hope for me in this world? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | F2 | F2 Who? | Why do I F2 tell you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fairbanks | Fairbanks Who? | Fairbanks pay interest. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Faith | Faith Who? | Faith looks familiar. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Falafel | Falafel Who? | Falafel off his bike and hurt his knee! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Falsetto | Falsetto Who? | Falsetto teeth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fangs | Fangs Who? | "Fangs for the memories." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | Fanny body calls, I'm out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | Fanny body home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | Fanny the way you keep saying, "Who's there?" everytime I knock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | These joe-ks aren't very fanny | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fantasy | Fantasy Who? | Fantasy a movie last night. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Faraday | Faraday Who? | Faraday last time - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farley | Farley Who? | Farley the leader! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farm | Farm Who? | Farm me to know and you to find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farrah | Farrah Who? | Farrah 'nough! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farrah | Farrah Who? | Farrah out, man! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farris | Farris Who? | Mirror, mirror on the wall - who's the Farris one of all? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fatso | Fatso Who? | Fatso the matter with you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fedora | Fedora Who? | Fedora shut, does that mean I can't come in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Felix | Felix Who? | Felix-cited all over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Felix | Felix Who? | Fe-lix my ice cream, I'll lick his! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fender | Fender Who? | Fender moon comes over the mountain… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferdie | Ferdie Who? | Ferdie last time, open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferdinand | Ferdinand Who? | Ferdinand is worth two in the bush. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferrer | Ferrer Who? | Ferrer'ything there's a season! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferris | Ferris Who? | Ferris I'm concerned, we're through! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferry | Ferry Who? | Ferry tales can come true. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fess | Fess Who? | Fess aid - need a bandaid? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Festival | Festival Who? | Play outside? Festival I have to do my homework. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fez | Fez Who? | Fez me, that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fiddlesticks | Fiddlesticks Who? | Fiddlesticks out if your blanket is too short… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fidel | Fidel Who? | Fidel you a secret, will you keep it to yourself? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fido | Fido Who? | Fido away, what will you give me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fido | Fido Who? | Fido I have to wait out here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Figs | Figs Who? | Figs the doorbell - it's broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fiona | Fiona Who? | Fiona had something better to do, do you think we'd be here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fiona | Fiona Who? | Fiona lookout for Mom & Dad… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fire engine | Fire engine Who? | Fire engine one and prepare for blast off. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flea | Flea Who? | Flea blind mice. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flea | Flea Who? | "Flea, fie, foh, fum…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fletcher | Fletcher Who? | Fletcher self go! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fletcher | Fletcher Who? | Fletcher your conscience be your guide. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fletcher | Fletcher Who? | Fletcher your smile be your umbrella. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flo | Flo Who? | Flo ride is good for your teeth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Florida | Florida Who? | Florida bathroom is wet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Florist | Florist Who? | Florist the opposite of ceiling. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flossie | Flossie Who? | Flossie your teeth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Folder | Folder Who? | Folder knows best. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fonda | Fonda Who? | Fonda you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forbes | Forbes Who? | Forbes of Evil… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ford | Ford Who? | "Ford he's a jolly good fellow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forest | Forest Who? | Forest the eye can see. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Formaldehyde | Formaldehyde Who? | Formaldehyden places came the hostile Indians… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Formosa | Formosa Who? | Formosa the day I waited at the door for you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Formosa | Formosa Who? | Formosa the summer I was away on holidays. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fortification | Fortification Who? | Fortification I go to the seashore. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forty | Forty Who? | Forty last time, open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forty | Forty Who? | Forty life of me I can't remember. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Foster | Foster Who? | Foster than a speeding bullet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Foyer | Foyer Who? | Foyer information, it's your sister. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fozzie | Fozzie Who? | Fozzie hundredth time, let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | France | France Who? | France of the family! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frances | Frances Who? | Frances hello! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francie | Francie Who? | Francie that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francine | Francine Who? | Francine it all. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francis | Francis Who? | Francis on the other side of the Channel… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francis | Francis Who? | Francis where people speak French. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank | Frank Who? | Franks and beans! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank | Frank Who? | Frank N. Stein - you rang? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank Lee | Frank Lee Who? | Frank Lee, my dear, it's none of your business! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frankfurter | Frankfurter Who? | Frankfuter memories. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frankie | Frankie Who? | "Frankie, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Franks | Franks Who? | Franks a lot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank's Eye | Frank's Eye Who? | Frank's - Eye needed that. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Franz | Franz Who? | Franz forever! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Franz | Franz Who? | "Franz, Romands, Countrymen… lend me your ears!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frasier | Frasier Who? | Frasier joe-k isn't very funny? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frasier | Frasier Who? | Frasier never going to open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frayda | Frayda Who? | "Who's a Frayda the bid, bad wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fred | Fred Who? | Fred Badge of Courage! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fred O. | Fred O. Who? | "Who's a Fred O. the Big Bad Wolf…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freddie | Freddie Who? | Freddie or not, here I come! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freddy | Freddy Who? | Freddy when you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freddy | Freddy Who? | Freddy, willing, and able. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frederick | Frederick Who? | Frederich Express! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Free Stew | Free Stew Who? | The Free Stooges. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freeda | Freeda Who? | Freeda you, $50 for anyone else… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freedom | Freedom Who? | Never mind - let Freedom ring. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freeze! | Freeze! Who? | "Freeze a jolly good fellow, for he's…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freighter | Freighter Who? | Freighter open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freighter | Freighter Who? | Freighter your own shadow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fresno | Fresno Who? | Fresno genius, but I love him just the same. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fresno | Fresno Who? | "Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freud | Freud Who? | A-Freud you were going to ask that… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frida | Frida Who? | Frida be! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frieda | Frieda Who? | Frieda cold and starve a fever. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frieda | Frieda Who? | Frieda hostages! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frieda | Frieda Who? | "Who's a Frieda the Big Bad Wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frigate | Frigate Who? | Awe forget about it - you wouldn't understand… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fritz | Fritz Who? | "Fritz a Wonderful Life." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fruit | Fruit Who? | Fruit of the loom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fu Manchu | Fu Manchu Who? | Fu Manchu bubble gum the way you do. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fun | Fun Who? | Fun you're my son! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gabe | Gabe Who? | Gabe it my all… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gable | Gable Who? | Gable to leap buildings in a single bound! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gabor | Gabor Who? | Gabor'n to shop. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gail | Gail Who? | Gail of laughter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gall | Gall Who? | Charles de Gall - you speak French, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gall | Gall Who? | Gall darn it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Galway | Galway Who? | Galway - you bother me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Galway | Galway Who? | Galway - you're annoying me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gandhi | Gandhi Who? | Gandhi cane! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gandhi | Gandhi Who? | Gandhi come out and play with me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Garden | Garden Who? | Garden the treasure. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gargoyle | Gargoyle Who? | Gargoyle with salt water and you'll feel better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Garter | Garter Who? | Garter go. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gary | Gary Who? | Gary on smiling! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gary | Gary Who? | Gary the package for me, will ya'! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gas | Gas Who? | "Gas Who's Coming To Dinner…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gene | Gene Who? | Gene-e-alogy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Genoa | Genoa Who? | Genoa any new knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Georgia | Georgia Who? | Georg-ia the Jungle - watch out for that tree! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gerald | Gerald Who? | Gerald washed up, kid! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Germaine | Germaine Who? | Germaine you don't recognize me?+E1327 | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Germany | Germany Who? | Germany people knocking at your door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gertie | Gertie Who? | Gertie laundry… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Get off | Get off Who? | Get off the Internet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | Ghana be famous someday. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | Ghana dance? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | "Ghana wash that man right out of my hair…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | Not Ghana take it anymore! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghent | Ghent Who? | Ghent out of here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghost | Ghost Who? | Ghost-art the show - the crowd's waiting… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | G.I. | G.I. Who? | G.I. don't know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gibbon | Gibbon Who? | Gibbon who? Who do you think? I've got wobbly knees, you know! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gibbon | Gibbon Who? | Gibbon inch and he'll take a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gibbon | Gibbon Who? | Gibbon take if you want to get along in the world. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gideon | Gideon Who? | Gideon your horse and let's go! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gil | Gil Who? | Gil the umpire! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gilda | Gilda Who? | Gilda umpire! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gillette | Gillette Who? | If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gina | Gina Who? | Gina you don't recognize me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ginastera | Ginastera Who? | Ginastera at the people! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ginny | Ginny Who? | Ginny a kiss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gino | Gino Who? | Gino me - now, open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giovanni | Giovanni Who? | Giovanni come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giovanni | Giovanni Who? | Giovanni go to a movie? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gipper | Gipper Who? | Gipper your best! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giuseppe | Giuseppe Who? | Giuseppe my apology? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giza | Giza Who? | Giza nice boy! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Glad | Glad Who? | Glad you're my Dad! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladwin | Gladwin Who? | Gladwin you leave town. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladys | Gladys Who? | Gladys Friday. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladys | Gladys Who? | Gladys my last knock knock joe-k, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladys | Gladys Who? | Gladys the weekend, aren't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladwin | Gladwin Who? | Gladwin you're leaving. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Glasgow | Glasgow Who? | Glasgow to the movies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Glove | Glove Who? | "Glove is a Many-Splendored Thing…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gnome | Gnome Who? | "Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goat | Goat Who? | Goat to the door and find out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goat | Goat Who? | Goat to your room! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goatee | Goatee Who? | Goatee off - the other golfers are waiting. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Godunov | Godunov Who? | Godunov to eat, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goliath | Goliath Who? | Goliath down, you look tired. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goliath | Goliath Who? | Goliath down - you've read too many knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gomez | Gomez Who? | Gomez around with someone else. I'm busy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goose | Goose Who? | Goose see a doctor - you don't look well… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goosie | Goosie Who? | Goosie who's at the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher a long walk on a short pier. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher broke! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher pizza - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher your gun, Marshal. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gordie | Gordie Who? | Gordie-rectly to jail - do not pass go - do not collect $200… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla me some cheese on toast please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla my dreams! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla sandwich - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorky | Gorky Who? | Gorky will unlock the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gouda | Gouda Who? | Gouda see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gracie | Gracie Who? | Gracie for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grady | Grady Who? | Grady of Expectations! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grammar | Grammar Who? | Grammar crackers - pretty crummy, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grant | Grant Who? | Grant you a wish - what is it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grapes | Grapes Who? | Grapes suzette! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gravy | Gravy Who? | Gravy Crockett | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gregs | Gregs Who? | Gregs of Wrath! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Greta | Greta Who? | Greta job, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Greta | Greta Who? | "Greta long, little dogies, Greta long…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Greta | Greta Who? | You Greta on my nerves! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gretel | Gretel Who? | Gretel long, little doggie… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grover | Grover Who? | Grover there and get me a cookie. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gruesome | Gruesome Who? | Gruesome tomatoes in my garden. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gucci | Gucci Who? | Gucci-Gucci-Goo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Guinea | Guinea Who? | Guinea a break, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Guinevere | Guinevere Who? | Guinevere going to get together? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gull | Gull Who? | Gull of my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gunboat | Gunboat Who? | You're Gunboat not forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gunga | Gunga Who? | Gunga Din for free 'cause I know the usher. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gunnar | Gunnar Who? | "Gunnar huff and puff and blow your house in…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gus | Gus Who? | Gus who's coming to dinner! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gus | Gus Who? | Gus you don't want to play, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gus | Gus Who? | That's what you're supposed to do! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Guthrie | Guthrie Who? | Guthrie three blind mice! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gwen | Gwen Who? | Gwen will I see you again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Habit | Habit Who? | Habit your way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hacienda | Hacienda Who? | Hacienda the story - ain't no more! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hackett | Hackett Who? | I can't Hackett any more - I'm leaving! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haddock | Haddock Who? | Haddock is killing me - got an aspirin? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haden | Haden Who? | Haden seek. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hagar | Hagar Who? | Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haifa | Haifa Who? | Haifa cake is better than none! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haiku | Haiku Who? | "Haiku-d have danced all night…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hair | Hair Who? | Hair today, gone tomorrow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hair Comb | Hair Comb Who? | Hair Combs the bride… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haiti | Haiti Who? | Haiti see a good thing go to waste, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hal about Eve! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hal who to you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hal-ibut - my favourite fish joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hallelujah - praise the Lord! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haley | Haley Who? | Haley'en Nation! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Half | Half Who? | Half I got a girl for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Halibut | Halibut Who? | Halibut a kiss, honey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Halibut | Halibut Who? | Halibut lending me a dollar? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Halifax | Halifax Who? | Halifax you if you fax me, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hall | Hall Who? | "Hall the king's horses and hall the king's men…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hallie | Hallie Who? | Hallie-tosis - your breath smells really bad! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hallow | Hallow Who? | Hallow down there… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hallways | Hallways Who? | Hallways knew you'd never amount to much… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hammond | Hammond Who? | Hammond cheese on rye, please. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hammond | Hammond Who? | Hammond eggs for breakfast. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hand | Hand Who? | Hand over your wallet, this is a stick up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Handel | Handel Who? | Handel with care! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Handsome | Handsome Who? | Handome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hank | Hank Who? | Hank E. Chief | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hank | Hank Who? | Hank you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannah | Hannah Who? | Hannah me some potato chips. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannah | Hannah Who? | "Hannah partridge in a pear tree…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannibal | Hannibal Who? | Hannibal game will last nine innings. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannibal | Hannibal Who? | Hannibal in a china shop. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hanover | Hanover Who? | Hanover your money! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hans | Hans Who? | Hans off my computer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hans | Hans Who? | Hans off the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hans | Hans Who? | Hans up! I'm a burglar… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hardy | Hardy Who? | Hardy ha, ha! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harley | Harley Who? | Harley ever see you around anymore. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harlow | Harlow Who? | "Harlow Dolly, well Harlow Dolly…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harlow | Harlow Who? | Harlow can you go, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harmon | Harmon Who? | Harmon love with a wonderful guy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harmon | Harmon Who? | Harmon your side, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harmony | Harmony Who? | Harmony times have I told you not to tell me anymore joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harness | Harness Who? | Harness to goodness. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harold | Harold Who? | Harold are you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harpy | Harpy Who? | Harpy to see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harriet | Harriet Who? | Harriet it up, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harris | Harris Who? | Harris looking at you, kid. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harris | Harris Who? | Harris nice to have on the top of your head. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harris | Harris Who? | Harris the world treating you, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harry | Harry Who? | Harry been, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harry | Harry Who? | Harry up and answer the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harry | Harry Who? | Harry up - I'm starving. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvard | Harvard Who? | Harvard you like a punch in the nose? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey | Harvey Who? | Harvey going to play this game forever? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey | Harvey Who? | Harvey going to stop meeting like this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey | Harvey Who? | Harvey having fun yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey Gotti | Harvey Gotti Who? | Harvey Gotti wait here all night? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hasson | Hasson Who? | Hasson anybody here seen the Joe-kster? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hatch | Hatch Who? | Bless you - please cover your mouth next time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hatch | Hatch Who? | I didn't know you were sick, too… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hattie | Hattie Who? | Hattie do, you all… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Havana | Havana Who? | Havana go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Havanna | Havanna Who? | Havanna wonderful time - wish you were here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Havelock | Havelock Who? | Havelock put on your door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hawaii | Hawaii Who? | Fine, until you knocked on the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hawaii | Hawaii Who? | Hawaii doing, mate? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hawaii | Hawaii Who? | I'm fine - Hawaii you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haydn | Haydn Who? | Haydn in this cupboard is boring! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heart | Heart Who? | Heart you the first time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heart | Heart Who? | Heart-o hear you - speak louder, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heath | Heath Who? | "For Heath a jolly good fellow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heaven | Heaven Who? | Heaven a wonderful time - wish you were here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heaven | Heaven Who? | Heaven seen you in ages, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heaven | Heaven Who? | Heaven you heard enough knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hector | Hector Who? | "Hector halls with boughs of holly…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hedda | Hedda Who? | Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hedda | Hedda Who? | Hedda feeling you'd tell me another dubm knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hedda | Hedda Who? | Hedda off at the pass. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heidi | Heidi Who? | Heidi ho. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heidi | Heidi Who? | Heidi-clare war on you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heifer | Heifer Who? | Heifer cow is better than none! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heifer | Heifer Who? | "If Heifer I should lose you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Helena | Helena Who? | To Helena hand basket, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hence | Hence Who? | Hence lay eggs. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henna | Henna Who? | Henna thing you want, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henny | Henny Who? | Henny Penny. The sky is falling down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henny | Henny Who? | Henny port in a storm. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henrietta | Henrietta Who? | Henrietta banana split. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henrietta | Henrietta Who? | Henrietta big dinner and got sick. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henrietta | Henrietta Who? | Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hepburn | Hepburn Who? | Hepburn and indigestion! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Herman | Herman Who? | Herman is handsome, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hero | Hero Who? | Hero today, gone to Maui… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hertz | Hertz Who? | Hertz me more than it hurts you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hester | Hester Who? | Hester any food left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hester | Hester Who? | Hester anything I can do for you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hewlett | Hewlett Who? | Hewlett the cat out of the bag? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hewlett | Hewlett Who? | Hewlett you out of your cage, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heywood & Harry | Heywood & Harry Who? | Heywood you Harry up and open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hiawatha | Hiawatha Who? | Hiawatha nice girl till I met you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hiawatha | Hiawatha Who? | Hiawatha very bad today! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hide Out | Hide Out Who? | Hide Out you can stop being annoying… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Highway Cop | Highway Cop Who? | Highway Cop at six every morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hindu | Hindu Who? | Hindu each life a little rain must fall. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hippie | Hippie Who? | Hippie birthday to you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hiram | Hiram Who? | Hiram fine - how are you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hive | Hive Who? | Hive a crush on you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hobbit | Hobbit Who? | Hobbit letting me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoffman | Hoffman Who? | I'll Hoffman, I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holden | Holden Who? | Holden up everything because of you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holland | Holland Who? | Holland you going to make me wait out here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hollis | Hollis Who? | Hollis forgiven - come back home, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holly | Holly Who? | Holly-lujah! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holmes | Holmes Who? | Holmes sweet home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Homer | Homer Who? | Homer again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy people live here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy rocks did they turn over before you crawled out? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy time are we going to go through this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy times do I have to tell you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honda | Honda Who? | "Home, home Honda range…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honda | Honda Who? | Honda the spreading chestnut tree… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honda | Honda Who? | Your Hondaware is showing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeybee | Honeybee Who? | Honeybee nice and open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeydew | Honeydew Who? | Honeydew do this and honeydew that. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeydew | Honeydew Who? | Honeydew you think you're ever going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeydew | Honeydew Who? | Honeydew you love me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honour | Honour Who? | "Honour clear day you can see forever…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoosier | Hoosier Who? | "Hoosier afraid of the big, bad wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoosier | Hoosier Who? | Hoosier your favourite joe-ks site in the whole world? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hootie | Hootie Who? | Hootie think you're talking about? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoover | Hoover Who? | Hoover you expecting? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hope | Hope Who? | Hope you'll have me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hopi | Hopi Who? | Hopi New Year! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hopi | Hopi Who? | Hopi quiet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Horace | Horace Who? | Horace and buggy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Horace | Horace Who? | Horace I to know you lived here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Horatio | Horatio Who? | Horatio to the end of the street, eh… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hot Air | Hot Air Who? | Hot Air parner - how ya' doin'? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House | House Who? | House business? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House | House Who? | House soon do you want to hear another knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House | House Who? | House you doing? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House Boy | House Boy Who? | Great - House Boy you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard can it be to guess a knock, knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard like to be outside for a change? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard was the math test today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard I know? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard we gonna get you to eat your vegetables? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard you today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard Hughes | Howard Hughes Who? | Howard Hughes like a punch on the nose? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howdy | Howdy Who? | Howdy I get in here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howdy | Howdy Who? | Howdy you stand all these knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell done do you want your burger? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell I get in if you don't answer the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell you have your pizza - plain or with extra cheese? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell you know if you're right or not? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howie | Howie Who? | Fine thanks - Howie you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howie | Howie Who? | Howie going to figure this out? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howie | Howie Who? | Howie going to get into the movie with no money? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howie | Howie Who? | Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell done do you want your burger? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howl | Howl Who? | How'l I get in if you don't open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hubie | Hubie Who? | Hubie-ginning to see the light, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Huey | Huey Who? | Huey too much! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugh | Hugh Who? | Hugh can't take it with you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugh | Hugh Who? | Hugh made me love you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugh | Hugh Who? | "Hugh make me feel like dancing…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugh | Hugh Who? | Hugh must be sick and tired of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugh | Hugh Who? | Hugh who to you, too. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugh | Hugh Who? | Hugh who yourself. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugo | Hugo Who? | Hugo first - I'll follow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hugo | Hugo Who? | Hugo your way and I'll go mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Humphrey | Humphrey Who? | "Humphrey ever blowing bubbles…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Humus | Humus Who? | Humus be sick - that can't be your real face! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Humus | Humus Who? | "Humus have been a beautiful baby…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Humus | Humus Who? | "Humus remember this, a kiss is just a kiss…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hunger | Hunger Who? | Hunger wash out to dry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hurd | Hurd Who? | Hurd my hand so I can't knock knock anymore… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Huron | Huron Who? | Huron away from home again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Huron | Huron Who? | Huron my foot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Huron | Huron Who? | Huron my mind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Huron | Huron Who? | Huron the hot seat now. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Huron | Huron Who? | Huron time for once! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hussein | Hussein Who? | Hussein at a time like this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hutch | Hutch Who? | Bless You! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hutch | Hutch Who? | Gesundheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hutch | Hutch Who? | God bless you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hy | Hy Who? | Hy-oh, Silver! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hyena | Hyena Who? | Hyena tree sat an owl. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hyman | Hyman Who? | Hyman a terrible hurry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hyman | Hyman Who? | "Hyman the mood for dancin'…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hyman | Hyman Who? | "Hyman the mood for love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hyman | Hyman Who? | Hyman - what's new and cool? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I-4 | I-4 Who? | I-4 the ladies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I-8 | I-8 Who? | I-8 lunch already. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I am | I am Who? | You mean you don't know me either? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I.B. Long | I.B. Long Who? | I.B. Long inside - it's cold out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I-One | I-One Who? | "I-One-der, oh I-One-der who wrote the book of love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I wish | I wish Who? | I wish setter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Icon | Icon Who? | Icon get it for you wholesale. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I.D. Man | I.D. Man Who? | I demand you let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I don't know | I don't know Who? | I told you I don't know. Why don't you believe me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I love | I love Who? | I don't know, you tell me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I used | I used Who? | I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ian | Ian Who? | Ian a lot of money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I.C. | I.C. Who? | You tell me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I C A Q.T. | I C A Q.T. Who? | I C A Q.T. through the window. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ice cream | Ice cream Who? | Ice cream every time I see a ghost. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ice cream | Ice cream Who? | Ice cream of Jeannie with the light brown hair! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ice cream soda | Ice cream soda Who? | Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ice Water | Ice Water Who? | Ice Water fly with my fly swatter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ichabod | Ichabod Who? | Ichabod night out there - can I borrow your coat? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Icon | Icon Who? | "Icon see clearly now the rain has gone." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Icon | Icon Who? | Icon tell you another knock knock joe-k, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Icy | Icy Who? | Icy your underwear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida bought another knocker if I were you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida her face, She's too ugly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida know, sorry… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida know why I love you like I do. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida like to shake your hand. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida opened it myslef if Ida key. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida rather be playing outside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida wanna go to school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Ida who potato. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida | Ida Who? | Idaho - not Ida-who! Can't you say it properly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ida Mann | Ida Mann Who? | Ida Mann you open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Idaho | Idaho Who? | Idaho'd the whole garden, but I was tired! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Idaho | Idaho Who? | Idaho. I've seen stranger. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Idaho | Idaho Who? | Idaho-ped I'd get out of here sooner. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iglesias | Iglesias Who? | Iglesias idea I ever had! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Igloo | Igloo Who? | "Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Igor | Igor Who? | Igor to see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iguana | Iguana Who? | Iguana go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iguana | Iguana Who? | "Iguana hold your hand…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ike | Ike Who? | Ike-n't stop laughing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ike | Ike Who? | Ike could have danced all night… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ilka | Ilka Who? | Ilka pone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Illegal | Illegal Who? | Illegal stay in the nest until he feels better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ilona | Ilona Who? | Ilona Ranger! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I'm A Pileup | I'm A Pileup Who? | You are? What a bum deal… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ima | Ima Who? | Ima commin in, so open up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ima | Ima Who? | Ima girl who can't say no… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ima | Ima Who? | What's a who? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Imago | Imago Who? | Imago ahead and tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Imogen | Imogen Who? | Imogen life without chocolate! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Imus | Imus Who? | Imus be going. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Imus | Imus Who? | Imus get in out of the rain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ina | Ina Who? | Ina Claire day, you can see for miles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ina | Ina Who? | Ina minute I'm going to knock this door down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ina Claire | Ina Claire Who? | "Ina Claire day you can see forever…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | India | India Who? | India cool, cool of the evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | India | India Who? | "India good old summertime…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | India | India Who? | India night time I go to sleep… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Indiana | Indiana Who? | Indiana'ls of history - you'll be famous! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Indochina | Indochina Who? | The bull Indochina shop. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Indonesia | Indonesia Who? | I look at you and I get weak Indonesia! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Indy | Indy Who? | Indy mood. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Inouye | Inouye Who? | Inouye you want it, big guy! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Interrupting cow | Interrupting cow Who? | MOOO!!! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iona | Iona Who? | Iona a great train set! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iona | Iona Who? | Iona have eyes for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iona | Iona Who? | Iona new bike. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iowa | Iowa Who? | Iowa lotta money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iowa | Iowa Who? | Iowa you a dollar! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ira | Ira Who? | Ira member Mama. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ira | Ira Who? | Ira-turn with another knock knock joe-k 4U, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iran | Iran Who? | Iran all the way! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iran | Iran Who? | Iran over here to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iraq | Iraq Who? | Iraq my brain but couldn't get the answer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iraq | Iraq Who? | Iraq 'n roll. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iraq and Iran | Iraq and Iran Who? | Iraq'd up the car and Iran all the way over here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irene | Irene Who? | Irene and Irene, but noone answers the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iris | Iris Who? | Iris you were here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irish | Irish Who? | Irish I had a million dollars! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irish | Irish Who? | Irish upon a star. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irish | Irish Who? | "Irish you a Merry Christmas!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irish | Irish Who? | Irish you would let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irish Stew | Irish Stew Who? | Irish Stew in the name of the law. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irish Stew | Irish Stew Who? | Irish Stew would come out and play! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irma | Irma Who? | Irma big girl now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irma | Irma Who? | "Irma going to sit right down and write myself a letter…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Iron | Iron Who? | Iron joy being a girl. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Irving | Irving Who? | Irving a wonderful time - wish you were here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | I's | I's Who? | What beautiful I's you have! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isaac | Isaac Who? | Isaac and tired of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isaac | Isaac Who? | Isaac coming out? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isaac | Isaac Who? | Isaac'ly who do you think this is? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isabel | Isabel Who? | Clear as a bell. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isabel | Isabel Who? | Isabel broken? I had to knock. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isabelle | Isabelle Who? | Isabelle necessary on a bike? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isabelle | Isabelle Who? | Isabelle necessary on the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isabelle | Isabelle Who? | Isabelle on a fire engine necessary? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isadore | Isadore Who? | Isadore locked? I can't get in… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isaiah | Isaiah Who? | Isaiah again, "knock, knock…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isaiah | Isaiah Who? | Isaiah nothing till you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isidore | Isidore Who? | Isidore unlocked? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Island | Island Who? | Island on your roof with my parachute. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ismail | Ismail Who? | Ismail for you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Israel | Israel Who? | Israel great to see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Israel | Israel Who? | Israel or fake? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Issue | Issue Who? | Issue ready to go? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Isthmus | Isthmus Who? | Isthmus be the right place. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Istvan | Istvan Who? | Istvan to be alone! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Italian | Italian Who? | Italian you for the last time, open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Italy | Italy Who? | Italy be a big job! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Itzhak | Itzhak Who? | "Itzhak small world after all…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan enormous snake in my pocket! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan infectious disease. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan my money back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan new hat - do you like it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan to be alone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan to suck your blood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan watching you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | "Ivan working on the railroad…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan - you lose! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan | Ivan Who? | Ivan-vested all my money in magic tricks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivan Bell | Ivan Bell Who? | Ivan the terri-Bell. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivana | Ivana Who? | Ivana be rich! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivana | Ivana Who? | Ivana million dollars. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivor | Ivor Who? | Ivor good mind not to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivor | Ivor Who? | Ivor-eturned to the place of my birth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivor | Ivor Who? | Ivor sore hand from knocking so much… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivory | Ivory Who? | Ivory strong - like Tarzan! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivy Leaf | Ivy Leaf Who? | Ivy Leaf you alone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivy League | Ivy League Who? | "Ivy League for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ivy League | Ivy League Who? | Ivy League in you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Izzy | Izzy Who? | Izzy come, Izzy go… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Izzy | Izzy Who? | Izzy end of the world! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Izzy | Izzy Who? | Izzy the one for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jack | Jack Who? | "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jack | Jack Who? | Jack your egos at the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jack | Jack Who? | Jackdraft! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jacklyn | Jacklyn Who? | Jacklyn Hyde. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jackson | Jackson Who? | Jackson the box. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jacques | Jacques Who? | Jacques of all trades! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jagger | Jagger Who? | Jagger'd edge! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jaguar | Jaguar Who? | Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jaimie | Jaimie Who? | Jaimie a game of chess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jamaica | Jamaica Who? | Jamaica mistake, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jamaica | Jamaica Who? | Jamaica dinner? I'm starving. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jamaica | Jamaica Who? | Jamaica good grade on the test? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jamaica | Jamaica Who? | Jamaica me feel like dancing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | James | James Who? | James people play! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jan | Jan Who? | Jan of Green Gables, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Janet | Janet Who? | Janet'or in a drum! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jano | Jano Who? | Jano-tice how easy it is to get past security? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Japan | Japan Who? | Japan is too hot - ouch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jason | Jason Who? | I'm always Jason rainbows… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Java | Java Who? | Java long way to go to keep up to the Joe-kster, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Java | Java Who? | Java lot to learn! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jaws | Jaws Who? | Jaws till the well runs dry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jaws | Jaws Who? | Jaws truly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jean | Jean Who? | Jeanius - don't you recognize me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jeeter | Jeeter Who? | Jeeter get off the pot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jenny | Jenny Who? | Jenny a hearing aid? I've been knocking for five minutes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jenny | Jenny Who? | Jenny-d any help finding the cookies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jenny | Jenny Who? | Jenny body home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jenny | Jenny Who? | Jenny-men prefer blondes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jenny | Jenny Who? | Jenny'd any help opening the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jerome | Jerome Who? | Jerome where you want to! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jerome Lee | Jerome Lee Who? | Jerome Lee young once. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jerrold | Jerrold Who? | Jerrold friend, that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jess | Jess Who? | I give up - who? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jess | Jess Who? | Jess in time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jess | Jess Who? | Jess knock it off, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jess | Jess Who? | Jess me - open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jess | Jess Who? | "Jess me and my shadow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jess | Jess Who? | Jess one of those things! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jessamyn | Jessamyn Who? | Jessamyn-it please - I'm on the phone… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jessica | Jessica Who? | Jessica more than I thought! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jest | Jest Who? | Jest one of those things. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jester | Jester Who? | Jester minute - I'm trying to find my keys! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jester | Jester Who? | "Jester spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jesus | Jesus Who? | How many do you know? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jethro | Jethro Who? | Jethro the boat and stop your whining! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jewel | Jewel Who? | Jewel be sorry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jewel | Jewel Who? | Jewel know if you open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jewel | Jewel Who? | Jewel never know what I was gong to say. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jewel | Jewel Who? | Jewel remember me once you open the door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jezebel | Jezebel Who? | Jezebel on the door, but it won't ring… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jilly | Jilly Who? | Jilly out here - let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jimmy | Jimmy Who? | Jimmy a kiss. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jimmy | Jimmy Who? | Jimmy all your money! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jimmy | Jimmy Who? | Jimmy libert or Jimmy death! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jimmy | Jimmy Who? | Jimmy or else - I'm a burglar! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jimmy | Jimmy Who? | "Jimmy that old time religion…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joe King | Joe King Who? | You must be Joe King - or the Joe-kster! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joe Namath | Joe Namath Who? | Joe Namath not on the door - that's why I know! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joan | Joan Who? | Joan call us - we'll call you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joan | Joan Who? | Joan of Arc - looking for a great stake? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joan | Joan Who? | Joan you remember me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joanna | Joanna Who? | Joanaa big kiss? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joanne | Joanne Who? | Joanne tell… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joe | Joe Who? | Tell me another knock knock joe-k or I'll Joe home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Johann | Johann Who? | Johann a beautiful smile! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Johannes | Johannes Who? | Johannes are cold! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | John | John Who? | John the Navy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | John | John Who? | John with the wind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | John Q. | John Q. Who? | John Q. very much! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joplin | Joplin Who? | Joplin anytime you like! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Joey | Joey Who? | "Joey to the world, all the boys and girls…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jose | Jose Who? | "Jose can you see by the dawn's early light…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Josette | Josette Who? | Josette right down - now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Josh | Josh Who? | Josh me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Josie | Josie Who? | Josie who's at the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juan | Juan Who? | Juan of these days, look out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juan | Juan Who? | Juan of your friends. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juan | Juan Who? | Juan to hear some more knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juana | Juana Who? | Juana come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juana | Juana Who? | Juana improve your looks? Wear a mask… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juana | Juana Who? | Juana 'nother knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juanita | Juanita Who? | Juanita 'nother burger? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juarez | Juarez Who? | Juarez hell? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juarez | Juarez Who? | Juarez you hiding, you sneaky rascal? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jubilee | Jubilee Who? | Jubilee-ve mw when I told you about the secret treasure? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Judah | Judah Who? | Judah known by now if you opened the door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Judo | Judo Who? | What Judo know? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juicer | Juicer Who? | Juice-rve tea with desert? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juicy | Juicy Who? | Juicy any four-leaf clovers? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juicy | Juicy Who? | Juicy what I just saw? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juicy Watt | Juicy Watt Who? | Juicy Watt someone wrote on your door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jules | Jules Who? | Jules are in the safe. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Julia | Julia Who? | Julia want some milk and cookies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Julia | Julia Who? | Julia want to come in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Julie | Julie Who? | Julie your door unlocked? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juliet | Juliet Who? | Juliet five hamburgers. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juliet | Juliet Who? | Juliet me in or not? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juliet | Juliet Who? | Juliet the cat out of the bag… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juliet | Juliet Who? | Juliet the same thing, but she's not sick. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | July | July Who? | July to me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | June | June Who? | June-ed to be so annoying? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juneau | Juneau Who? | Juneau any good knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juneau | Juneau Who? | Juneau it's cold out here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juneau | Juneau Who? | Juneau something I don't know? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juneau | Juneau Who? | Juneau what time it is? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Junior | Junior Who? | Junior flowers will come up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Juno | Juno Who? | I don't know - Juno? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jupiter | Jupiter Who? | Jupiter a note on my door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jupiter | Jupiter Who? | Jupiter fly in my soup? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jupiter | Jupiter Who? | Jupiter hurry up or you'll miss the ice cream truck! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Jussi | Jussi Who? | Jussi fruit. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Just Diane | Just Diane Who? | Just Diane to see you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Just Ghost | Just Ghost Who? | Just Ghost to show you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justice | Justice Who? | Justice I got home the phone rang. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justice | Justice Who? | Justice I thought - noone home! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justice | Justice Who? | Justice once won't you be quiet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justin | Justin Who? | Justin case you forgot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justin | Justin Who? | Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd say hello! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justin | Justin Who? | "Justin time, I found you Justin time…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justin | Justin Who? | Justin time for another knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justin | Justin Who? | Justin time for dinner! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justin | Justin Who? | Justin time - thought you weren't coming! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justine | Justine Who? | Justine old-fashioned girl. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Justis | Justis Who? | Justis I thought - wrong door, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kandice | Kandice Who? | Kandice dog do any tricks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kanga | Kanga Who? | No! Kanga roo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kansas | Kansas Who? | Kansas better than bottles for pop. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kansas | Kansas Who? | Kansas really be happening to me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kansas | Kansas Who? | Kansas the best way to buy tuna! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Karaoke | Karaoke Who? | Karaoke or not okay? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kareem | Kareem Who? | Kareem of wheat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kareem | Kareem Who? | Kareem of the crop! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Karloff | Karloff Who? | "Karloff my dreams, I adore you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kathy | Kathy Who? | Kathy you again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Katmandu | Katmandu Who? | Katmandu what Catwoman wants! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kay | Kay Who? | Kay,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kay | Kay Who? | "Kay sera, sera…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keanu | Keanu Who? | Keanu let me in, it's cold out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keefe | Keefe Who? | Keefe me one more chance, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keir Dullea | Keir Dullea Who? | Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keir Dullea | Keir Dullea Who? | "On a Keir Dullea, you can see forever…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keith | Keith Who? | Keith me and find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keith | Keith Who? | Keith me, thweet heart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keith | Keith Who? | Keith me, you fool… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Keith | Keith Who? | Keith your hands off of me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kelly | Kelly Who? | "Kellyfornia, here I come…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ken | Ken Who? | Ken I come in? It's freezing out here… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ken | Ken Who? | Ken you open the door and let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ken | Ken Who? | Ken you tell me some good knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kendall | Kendall Who? | Kendall and Barbie go together! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kenneth | Kenneth Who? | Kenneth little kids play with you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kent | Kent Who? | Kent have your cake and eat it too. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kent | Kent Who? | Kent you tell? I'm standing right here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kent | Kent Who? | Kent we be friends? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kent | Kent Who? | Kent you tell who it is? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kentucky | Kentucky Who? | Kentucky too well - have a sore throat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kenya | Kenya Who? | Kenya come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kenya | Kenya Who? | Kenya guess who it is? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kenya | Kenya Who? | Kenya keep a secret? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kenya | Kenya Who? | Kenya keep it down in there - I'm trying to sleep! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kenzie | Kenzie Who? | Kenzie if it's raining out there - can you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kermit | Kermit Who? | Kermit me to introduce myself… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ketch | Ketch Who? | Want a tissue? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ketchup | Ketchup Who? | Ketchup the tree again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ketchup | Ketchup Who? | Ketchup to me and I will tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ketchup | Ketchup Who? | Ketchup with her before she gets away! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ketchup | Ketchup Who? | Ketchup with me and I'll tell you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ketchup | Ketchup Who? | Ketchup with you later. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kevin | Kevin Who? | Kevin we go out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Khomeini | Khomeini Who? | Khomeini old time for dinner! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kim | Kim Who? | Kim too late! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kimona | Kimona Who? | Kimona my house. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | King Kong | King Kong Who? | "King Kong, the witch is dead…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kip | Kip Who? | Kip talking - maybe you'll find something to say! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kip | Kip Who? | Kip talking while I find you another knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kip | Kip Who? | Keep your hands off of me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kip | Kip Who? | Kip your sunny side up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kipper | Kipper Who? | Kipper hands to yourself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kismet | Kismet Who? | "Kismet once and ksmet twice and ksmet once again…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kissinger | Kissinger Who? | I wonder who's Kissinger her now? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kit | Kit Who? | Kit me quick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kitchen, kitchen | Kitchen, kitchen Who? | Don't do that - I'm ticklish! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kitty | Kitty Who? | Kittyzen Kane! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kleenex | Kleenex Who? | Kleenex are prettier than dirty necks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Knock | Knock Who? | Knock Knock (… endless cycle!) | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Knoxville | Knoxville Who? | Knoxville get you an answer if you wait long enough… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Koala-T | Koala-T Who? | Koala-T knock-knocks are easy to find @ joe-ks.com! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Koch | Koch Who? | Koch you in the act! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kojak | Kojak Who? | Kojak up the car - we've got a flat… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kokomo | Kokomo Who? | Kokomo food - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kook | Kook Who? | You have a real future in Swiss clocks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Krakatoa | Krakatoa Who? | I just Krakatoa trying to kick this door down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kristin | Kristin Who? | Kristin the baby in Church! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kumquat | Kumquat Who? | Kumquat may, we'll always be buddies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kurt | Kurt Who? | Kurtsy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kurt & Conan | Kurt & Conan Who? | Kurt & Conan down on the last act! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kuwait | Kuwait Who? | Kuwait a minute - I'm on the phone! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Kyoto | Kyoto Who? | Kyoto jail… do not pass go… do not colletc $200! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | La Raine | La Raine Who? | La Raine is falling. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lady | Lady Who? | Lady law down. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lamboo | Lamboo Who? | Lamboo curtain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lana | Lana Who? | Lana the free. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Land | Land Who? | It's "Land-ho," not "Land who." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Laos | Laos Who? | Laos and found. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lara | Lara Who? | Lara lara laughs in Liverpool… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | LaRaine | LaRaine Who? | LaRaine is falling - let me come in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Larry | Larry Who? | Larry Krishna. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Larva | Larva Who? | Larva cup of coffee. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Laser | Laser Who? | Laser faire. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lass | Lass Who? | That's what cowboys use, isn't it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lauren | Lauren Who? | Lauren order! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lava | Lava Who? | Lava - come back to me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lava | Lava Who? | I Lava you so much - will you marry me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Laverne | Laverne Who? | Laverne of catastrophe! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leaf | Leaf Who? | Leaf me alone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lecher | Lecher Who? | Lecher hair hang down. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lee | Lee Who? | Lee me alone - I've got a headache… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lee | Lee Who? | Lee'd on McDuff! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lee King | Lee King Who? | Lee King bucket. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leggo | Leggo Who? | Leggo the door, so I can come in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leif | Leif Who? | Leif me alone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leland | Leland Who? | Leland of the free and the home of the brave. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lemming | Lemming Who? | "Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lemon | Lemon Who? | Lemon me give you a kiss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lemonade | Lemonade Who? | Lemonade me introduce you to my friend. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lemuel | Lemuel Who? | Lemuel kicked me - ouch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Len | Len Who? | Len us a fiver, will ya! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lena | Lena Who? | Lena little closer and I'll tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lena | Lena Who? | Lena tower of Pisa. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lennie | Lennie Who? | Lennie in and you'll see. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lennie | Lennie Who? | Lennie kiss you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lenny | Lenny Who? | Lenny in, I'm hungry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leon | Leon Who? | Leon me when you're feeling lonely. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leon | Leon Who? | Leon'ly one for me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leona | Leona Who? | Leona'ly way to go! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leonie | Leonie Who? | Leonie thing you do fast is get tired! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leopold | Leopold Who? | Leopold the class and everyone wants a new teacher. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Les | Les Who? | Les get out of here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Les | Les Who? | Les go for a swim. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Les | Les Who? | Les hear another knock knock joe-k. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Les | Les Who? | Les high and dry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Leslie | Leslie Who? | Leslie town now before they catch us. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lester | Lester Who? | Lester over a new leaf, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lester | Lester Who? | Lester the Red Hot Mamas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Letter | Letter Who? | Letter smile be your umbrella. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettie | Lettie Who? | Lettie cat out of the bag. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettuce | Lettuce Who? | Lettuce begin. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettuce | Lettuce Who? | Lettuce in and I'll tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettuce | Lettuce Who? | Lettuce in and we'll tell you some more knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettuce | Lettuce Who? | Lettuce in, we're freezing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettuce | Lettuce Who? | Lettuce pray. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lettuce | Lettuce Who? | Lettuce try again tomorrow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Letty | Letty Who? | Letty it all hang out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Levin | Levin Who? | "I'm Levin on a jet plane…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lewis | Lewis Who? | Lewis all my money gambling. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lewis | Lewis Who? | Lewis lips sink ships. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lice | Lice Who? | Lice out by ten o'clock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lilac | Lilac Who? | She can Lilac a trooper! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lilac | Lilac Who? | Lilac that and you'll get punished! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lilli | Lilli Who? | Lilli brown jug upon my knee. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lillian | Lillian Who? | Lillian the garden. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lily | Lily Who? | Lily house on the prairie! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lima Bean | Lima Bean Who? | "Lima Bean working on the railroad…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lima Bean | Lima Bean Who? | Lima Bean too busy to call. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lime | Lime Who? | Lime-a-bean… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lincoln | Lincoln Who? | Lincoln logs! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lion | Lion Who? | Lion down on the job again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lion | Lion Who? | Lion here on your doorstep till you open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lion | Lion Who? | Lion - like that isn't right. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lionel | Lionel Who? | Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lionel | Lionel Who? | Lionel get you nowhere - better tell the truth! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lionel | Lionel Who? | Lionel roar if you don't feed him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lipset | Lipset Who? | Lipset taste wine will never taste mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lisa | Lisa Who? | Lisa car before you travel. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lisa | Lisa Who? | Lisa new car from $250 down and $250 a month! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lisa | Lisa Who? | Lisa you can do is let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lisbon | Lisbon Who? | Lisbon married nine times. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Listz | Listz Who? | Listz of ingredients 4U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Little Old Lady | Little Old Lady Who? | Wow! I didn't know you could yodel. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Liv | Liv Who? | Liv no stone unturned… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Liver | Liver Who? | Liver alone - she's mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Liver | Liver Who? | Liver round here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Livia | Livia Who? | Livia me alone! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Llama | Llama Who? | Llama yankee doodle dandy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lloyd | Lloyd Who? | Can Lloyd a donkey to water but can't make him drink… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lo Mein | Lo Mein Who? | Lo Mein on the totem pole. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Load | Load Who? | Load down dirty shame. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Locker | Locker Who? | Locker up and throw away the key. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lodz | Lodz Who? | Lodz of fun! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lois | Lois Who? | You is the Lois man on the totem pole, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lois | Lois Who? | Lois the opposite of high. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lona | Lona Who? | Lona Ranger. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lorne | Lorne Who? | Lorne order. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lorraine | Lorraine Who? | "Lorraine in Spain stays mainly in the plain." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lotto | Lotto Who? | Lotto trouble coming your way if you don't open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Louis | Louis Who? | Louis'n up, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Louisiana | Louisiana Who? | Louisiana boyfriend split up… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Louisville | Louisville Who? | Louisville come when he's good and ready. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lucas Tell | Lucas Tell Who? | Lucas Tell-o and Bud Abbott. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Luck | Luck Who? | Luck through the key hole and you'll find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lucerne | Lucerne Who? | Lucerne some money today… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lucinda | Lucinda Who? | Lucinda chain and let me inside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lucinda | Lucinda Who? | "Lucinda in the sky with diamonds…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lucretia | Lucretia Who? | Lucretia from the Black Lagoon! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lucy | Lucy Who? | Lucy Lastic lets your pants fall down. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lufthansa | Lufthansa Who? | Lufthansa! This is a stick-up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Luigi | Luigi Who? | Luigi board! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Luke | Luke Who? | Luke out! Here's another knock knock joe-k. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Luke | Luke Who? | Luke out - there's one behind you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Luke | Luke Who? | Luke through the keyhole and you'll see me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Luther | Luther Who? | Luther the silver lining! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lyle | Lyle Who? | Lyle be a monkey's uncle! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lyle | Lyle Who? | Lyle be seeing you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lyle | Lyle Who? | Lyle never smile again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lyle | Lyle Who? | Lyle string along with you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lyndon | Lyndon Who? | Lyndon ear and I'll tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Lyndon | Lyndon Who? | "Friend, Romans, countrymen - Lyndon me your ears!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ma Bell | Ma Bell Who? | Ma Bell is out of order - knock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mabel | Mabel Who? | Mabel doesn't ring either. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Macho | Macho Who? | Macho do about nothing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Macon | Macon Who? | "Macon a list, checking it twice…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Macon | Macon Who? | Macon whoopie. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Madam | Madam Who? | Madam foot's caught in the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Madam | Madam Who? | Madam, my finger is stuck in the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Madison | Madison Who? | Madison will cure me of my cough. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Madison | Madison Who? | You're Madison hatter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Madrid | Madrid Who? | Madrid you wash my jeans? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Madonna | Madonna Who? | Madonna's being mean - tell her off. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mae | Mae Who? | Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mahatma | Mahatma Who? | Mahatma coat, please? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maida | Maida Who? | Maida force be with you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maiden | Maiden Who? | Maiden China. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maiden | Maiden Who? | Maiden the shade. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maine | Maine Who? | Maine I come in now please? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Major | Major Who? | Made'ja look, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Major | Major Who? | Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Major | Major Who? | Major bed, now lie in it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Major | Major Who? | Major your day, didn't I? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Major | Major Who? | "Major days be merry and bright…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Major | Major Who? | Major headache - please gimme aspirin! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Malcolm | Malcolm Who? | Malcolm over to see me sometime? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Malcolm | Malcolm Who? | Malcolm you didn't do your homework, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mali | Mali Who? | Mali Brown! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mama San | Mama San Who? | Mama San the warparth! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mamie | Mamie Who? | Mamie a new dress! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mamie | Mamie Who? | The Devil Mamie do it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mandalay | Mandalay Who? | Mandalay the kitchen tiles. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mandy | Mandy Who? | Mandy lifeboats - the ship is sinking! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mangoes | Mangoes Who? | Mangoes crazy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Manitoba | Manitoba Who? | Man-itoba hours ago to get out of here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Manna | Manna Who? | Manna mouse - which are you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Manny | Manny Who? | Manny are called, but few are chosen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Manor | Manor Who? | Are you a manor a mouse? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Manuel | Manuel Who? | Man-uel be sorry if you don't open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mao | Mao Who? | Out of the Mao'th of babes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mara | Mara Who? | "Mara, Mara on the wall…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mara | Mara Who? | Mara me, good lookin'! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marcella | Marcella Who? | Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marcia | Marcia Who? | Marcia glad I stopped by! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marcus | Marcus Who? | Marcus - a book in the Bible! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marcus Welby | Marcus Welby Who? | It Marcus Welby spring. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maria | Maria Who? | Maria me - I love you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marian | Marian Who? | I'm Marian money! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marie | Marie Who? | Marie the one you love! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marietta | Marietta Who? | Marietta whole cake - all by herself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marilyn | Marilyn Who? | Marilyn - a state north of Virginia! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marion | Marion Who? | Marion haste, repent at leisure! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marion | Marion Who? | Marion on a Sunday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marmalade | Marmalade Who? | Marma-lade me - said I was a little chicken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marmite | Marmite Who? | Marmite, but pa won't. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marmoset | Marmoset Who? | Marmoset there'd be days like this… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Martha | Martha Who? | Martha them to the top of the hill and back again… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Marvin | Marvin Who? | Marvin I wonderful… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mary | Mary Who? | Mary Christmas! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mary and Abbey | Mary and Abbey Who? | Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mary Hannah | Mary Hannah Who? | "Mary Hannah little lamb…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mary Lee | Mary Lee Who? | "Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mary Lee | Mary Lee Who? | "Mary Lee we roll along…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Massachusetts | Massachusetts Who? | Massachusetts is what you hear when a train blows its whistle. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mata | Mata Who? | It's a Mata of life and death, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Matilda | Matilda Who? | Matilda end of time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Matthew | Matthew Who? | Ma-tthew is pinthing my foot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maud | Maud Who? | Maud as a hatter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maude | Maude Who? | Maude as well go home, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maura | Maura Who? | Maura less. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maura | Maura Who? | Maura see you, Maura like you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maura | Maura Who? | The Maura the merrier! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mavis | Mavis Who? | Mavis be the last time I knock at your door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Max | Max Who? | Max no difference - open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Max | Max Who? | Max no difference to me - just let him in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maxine | Maxine Who? | Maxine the wave, dude! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maxwell | Maxwell Who? | Maxwell call later if you're not going to answer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | May 4th | May 4th Who? | May the forth be with you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maya | Maya Who? | Maya a best friend win, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maya | Maya Who? | Maya never darken my door again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maybe | Maybe Who? | Maybe it's a friend at the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maybelle | Maybelle Who? | Maybelle doesn't ring either, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mayonnaise | Mayonnaise Who? | "Mayonnaise be merry and bright…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mayonnaise | Mayonnaise Who? | "Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Maynard | Maynard Who? | Maynard come around anymore if you don't open up… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mecca | Mecca Who? | You Mecca me happy! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Me | Me Who? | Meow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Me | Me Who? | You don't know who you are yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mean Tummy | Mean Tummy Who? | Why must you be Mean Tummy? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Medellin | Medellin Who? | Medellin where you don't belong again, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Meg | Meg Who? | Meg up your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mega | Mega Who? | Mega the bed - I wanna go to sleep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Megan | Megan Who? | Megan a phone call. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Megan | Megan Who? | Megan end to these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Megan, Elise & Chicken | Megan, Elise & Chicken Who? | "He's Megan Elise and Chicken it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Melissa | Melissa Who? | Melissa longer than your list! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Melissa | Melissa Who? | Tell Melissa to you and I get in trouble… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Melita | Melita Who? | Melita chickadee! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Melrose | Melrose Who? | Melrose when I put a tack on his seat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Menu | Menu Who? | Menu stay here. Women over there. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Meredith | Meredith Who? | Meredith kind of knock knock joe-ks and I'm leaving! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Meritricious | Meritricious Who? | "Meritricious… and a Happy New Year!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Meyer | Meyer Who? | Meyer in a nasty mood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Michael Rhoda | Michael Rhoda Who? | "Michael Rhoda boat ashore, hallelujah…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Michigan | Michigan Who? | "Michigan," said the batter after the third strike. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mickey | Mickey Who? | Mickey is lost, so that's why I'm knocking! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Midas | Midas Who? | Midas well let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Midas | Midas Who? | Midas well open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Midas | Midas Who? | Midas well open up - I'm not going away! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mike | Mike Who? | Mike kind of town, Chicago is. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mike | Mike Who? | Mike makes right. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mike Howe | Mike Howe Who? | Mike Howe is sick - get a vet… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mikey | Mikey Who? | Mikey doesn't fit in my keyhole! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mikey | Mikey Who? | Mikey won't fit in this lock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mimi | Mimi Who? | Mimi at the pool - I'd like to give you drowning lessons… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mindy | Mindy Who? | Min'dy mood for pizza… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Miners | Miners Who? | Miners yours, and yours are mine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minna | Minna Who? | Minaa wrong place at the wrong time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minverva | Minverva Who? | Minverva's wreck from all these groaners! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Miniature | Miniature Who? | Miniature open the door, I'll tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minneapolis | Minneapolis Who? | Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minnie | Minnie Who? | Minnie are called but few are chosen. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minnie | Minnie Who? | Minnie have tried and Minnie have failed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minnie | Minnie Who? | Minnie more are waiting outside! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minnie | Minnie Who? | No - not "Minnie Who" - Minnehaha! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minsk | Minsk Who? | Minsk meat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Minviz | Minviz Who? | Minvizible - help! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mira | Mira Who? | "Mira, Mira on the wall…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mira | Mira Who? | Miracle on 34th Street! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mischa | Mischa Who? | Mischa a lot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Missouri | Missouri Who? | Missouri love company! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mister | Mister Who? | Mister by that much! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mister | Mister Who? | Sorry I mister name - what is it again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mitzi | Mitzi Who? | Mitzi door shut, you'll never know! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | M. 'n O. | M. 'n O. Who? | M. 'n O. gonna say. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mohair | Mohair Who? | Any Mohair on your head and you could pass for a mop! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mohair | Mohair Who? | No Mohair on your head - you look like the Joe-kster, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moira | Moira Who? | Moira Easter Bunnies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Momma | Momma Who? | Momma, please open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Monet | Monet Who? | Monet burns a hole in my pocket. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Monkey | Monkey Who? | Monkey won't fit - that's why I knocked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Monroe | Monroe Who? | Monroe, row, row your boat… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Montana | Montana Who? | Montana your hid if she finds out you ate all the cookies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Monopoly | Monopoly Who? | Monopoly's bigger than your nopoly. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moo | Moo Who? | Moo! I give milk! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moo | Moo Who? | Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moose | Moose Who? | Moose be magic. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moose | Moose Who? | Moose beautiful girl in the world. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moose | Moose Who? | Moose you be so nosy? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moppet | Moppet Who? | Moppet up before it gets sticky. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Morey | Morey Who? | The Morey I think of you, the Les I think of you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Moron | Moron Who? | Moron the way - see below… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Morris | Morris Who? | Morris another day, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Morris | Morris Who? | Morris Monday - next day's Tuesday… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Morrison | Morrison Who? | Morrison, the more sun tan! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mort | Mort Who? | Mort to the point - who are you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mortimer | Mortimer Who? | Mortimer pitied than scorned. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mortimor | Mortimor Who? | Mortimor that meets the eye! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mozart | Mozart Who? | Mozart is in museums! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mr. | Mr. Who? | Missed her at the bus stop… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mrs. | Mrs. Who? | Mrs. as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mrs. S. Goode | Mrs. S. Goode Who? | Mrs. S. good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mr. T | Mr. T Who? | "Ah, sweet Mr. T of life…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Muffin | Muffin Who? | Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Muffin | Muffin Who? | Muffin the matter with me - how about you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mummy | Mummy Who? | Mummy burns a hole in my pocket. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Munich | Munich Who? | Munich me sick with all these knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Murray | Murray Who? | Murray Christmas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Murray Lee | Murray Lee Who? | "Murray Lee we roll along…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Musket | Musket Who? | Musket in! The Martians are coming… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Musket | Musket Who? | Musket my coat - I'm freezing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mussolini | Mussolini Who? | Mussolini on your bell for five minutes or more! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mustache | Mustache Who? | Mustache, I'm in a hurry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mustang | Mustang Who? | Mustang up now - I've run out of change… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mustard | Mustard Who? | "Mustard been a beautiful baby…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Mustard Bean | Mustard Bean Who? | You Mustard Bean a big surprise to your parents - they expected a boy or girl… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Myth | Myth Who? | Myth me when I was gone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Myth | Myth Who? | Myth you too! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | N8 | N8 Who? | N8 tendencies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nadia | Nadia Who? | Just Nadia head if you understand what I'm saying. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nadia | Nadia Who? | Nadia believe me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nadia | Nadia Who? | Nadia head. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nadya | Nadya Who? | Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nana | Nana Who? | Nana your business, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nan | Nan Who? | Nanswer me or I'll tell you more knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nanny | Nanny Who? | Nanny my friends like you either! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nathan | Nathan Who? | Nathan to lose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Navajo | Navajo Who? | "You'll Navajo just how much I love you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | N.E. | N.E. Who? | N.E. body you like, as long as you let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Neal | Neal Who? | Neal and pray. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nebraska | Nebraska Who? | Nebraska girl for a date - she might say yes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Needle | Needle Who? | Needle little attention? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nero | Nero Who? | "Nero, my God to Thee…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nestor | Nestor Who? | Nestor lives my neighbour. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nettie | Nettie Who? | Nettie as a fruitcake! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nevada | Nevada Who? | Nevada say you look so bad - you should be in bed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Never | Never Who? | Never mind… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Never-Never Land | Never-Never Land Who? | Never-Never Land money to a stranger. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nevin | Nevin Who? | Nevin you mind - just open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Newark | Newark Who? | Newark for Noah. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Newark | Newark Who? | Newark keeps piling up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Newton | Newton Who? | Newton doing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Newton | Newton Who? | Newton Monday but forgot since then… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ng | Ng Who? | It's just one little Ng after another. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Niacin | Niacin Who? | Niacin easy does it every time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nicholas | Nicholas Who? | Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nixon | Nixon Who? | Nixon stones will break my bones. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noah | Noah Who? | Noah better place to find joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noah | Noah Who? | Noah body here but us chickens. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noah | Noah Who? | Noah - don't know who you are either! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noah | Noah Who? | Noah good place to eat around here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noah | Noah Who? | Noah way to fix these broken ornaments? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nobel | Nobel Who? | Nobel - that's why I knocked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noggin | Noggin Who? | Noggin at your door - you there? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nome | Nome Who? | Nome - I don't know what time it is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nona | Nona Who? | Nona your business. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noodle | Noodle Who? | Never Noodle now where you lived. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norma | Norma Who? | Norma'lly I have my key! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norma Lee | Norma Lee Who? | Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norma Lee | Norma Lee Who? | Norma Lee I have my key with me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norman | Norman Who? | Norman is an island. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norman | Norman Who? | Norman nor beast should be out on a night like this. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norway | Norway Who? | Norway will I leave till you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Norway | Norway Who? | There's Norway this knock knock joe-k will work. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nose | Nose Who? | I Nose another knock kncok joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Notify | Notify Who? | Notify can help it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Noun | Noun Who? | Noun then. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nova | Nova Who? | Nova good place for pizza? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nova | Nova Who? | Nova look back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nuisance | Nuisance Who? | What's nui-sance yesterday? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nunya | Nunya Who? | Nunya business. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nurse | Nurse Who? | Nurse sense in talking to you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Nutmeg | Nutmeg Who? | Nutmeg any difference what you say… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | O.A. | O.A. Who? | "O.A. down South in Dixie…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oasis | Oasis Who? | Oasis - let your sister in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oates | Oates Who? | Oates'ay can you see! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oblong | Oblong Who? | Oblong Cassidy - you were expecting Roy Rogers? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oboe | Oboe Who? | Oboe, I've got the wrong address! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Occult | Occult Who? | Occult in my nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ocelot | Ocelot Who? | Ocelot of money for that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ocelot | Ocelot Who? | Ocelot of questions, don't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odessa | Odessa Who? | Odessa awful thing to say. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odessa | Odessa Who? | Odessa hot one! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odessa | Odessa Who? | Odessa really funny face! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odette | Odette Who? | Odette's a bad sign! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odysseus | Odysseus Who? | Odysseus getting boring, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odysseus | Odysseus Who? | Odysseus the last straw! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Odyssey | Odyssey Who? | Odyssey the movie I saw last night. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Offenbach | Offenbach Who? | "I have Offenbach on this street before…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Offenbach | Offenbach Who? | Offenbach is performed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Offer | Offer Who? | Offer got my key - yaw'l let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Office | Office Who? | He's Office rocker! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ogre | Ogre Who? | Ogre take a flying leap. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ogre | Ogre Who? | Are you Ogre the hill? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oh say | Oh say Who? | "Oh-say can you see by the dawn's early light…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ohio | Ohio Who? | Ohio feeling? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ohio | Ohio Who? | Ohio miss you tonight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ohio | Ohio Who? | Ohio Silver and away! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ohio | Ohio Who? | Ohio than the highest mountain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oh Say | Oh Say Who? | "Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oil | Oil Who? | Oil be seeing you again, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oil | Oil Who? | Oil in the family. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oil | Oil Who? | Oil's well that ends well. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oil Can | Oil Can Who? | My Oil Can Tuckey home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oily | Oily Who? | Oily to bed, oily to rise. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oily | Oily Who? | The Oily bird catches the worm! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oink, Oink | Oink, Oink Who? | Are you a pig or an owl? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oklahoma | Oklahoma Who? | Oklahoma wash your face! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Okra | Okra Who? | Okra Winfrey. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olaf | Olaf Who? | Olaf if you think it's that funny! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olaf | Olaf Who? | "Olaf my heart in San Francisco…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olaf | Olaf Who? | Olaf you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Old King Cole | Old King Cole Who? | Old King Cole, so turn the heat up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Old Lady | Old Lady Who? | I didn't know you could yodel… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oldest Son | Oldest Son Who? | "Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ole | Ole Who? | "Ole Little Town of Bethlehem…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olga | Olga Who? | Olga home if you don't treat me better! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olga | Olga Who? | Olga round to the back door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olga | Olga Who? | Olga way when I'm good and ready! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive across the road from you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive just around the corner… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive none of your lip! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive on the other side of town. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive over there, partner. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive right next door to you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | "Olive to go a-wandering…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olive | Olive Who? | Olive you, darling! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver across the road from you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver, but she doesn't love me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver the world people are telling knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver time was taken up doing hadnbell lessons for the poor… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver troubles are over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver troubles will soon be over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver truly, truly dear… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oliver | Oliver Who? | Oliver you there are bugs! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ollie | Ollie Who? | Ollie do is dream of you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ollie | Ollie Who? | Ollie time you same the same thing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ollie or Rex | Ollie or Rex Who? | Don't put Ollie or Rex in one basket! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olivia | Olivia Who? | Olivia, but I lost the key! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Olivia | Olivia Who? | Olivia me alone! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omaha | Omaha Who? | Omaha goodness - my hand is caught in the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oman | Oman Who? | Oman - did you see that? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oman | Oman Who? | Oman, you are cute! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omar | Omar Who? | Omar goodness gracious - wrong door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omega | Omega Who? | Omega best man win, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omega | Omega Who? | Omega up your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omelet | Omelet Who? | Omelet'in you kiss me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omelette | Omelette Who? | Omelette smarter than I look! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Omen | Omen Who? | "Omen river, that Omen river…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ona Clare | Ona Clare Who? | "Ona Clare day you can see forever…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | One Door | One Door Who? | One Door where you are tonight… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | One Shoe | One Shoe Who? | "One Shoe come home, Bill Bailey…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ooze | Ooze Who? | "Ooze afraid of the big, bad wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ooze | Ooze Who? | Ooze in charge around here, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ooze | Ooze Who? | Ooze that knocking at my door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Opal Lee | Opal Lee Who? | Opal Lees - just for me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Opel | Opel Who? | Opel of mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Opera | Opera Who? | Opera-tunity knocks again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Opossum | Opossum Who? | Opossum by and thought I'd say hello. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Opportunity | Opportunity Who? | You fool - Opportunity knocks oncly once! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange | Orange Who? | A Mandarin Orange - Orange you glad I asked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange | Orange Who? | Orange ya' glad I told you this joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange | Orange Who? | Orange you even going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange | Orange Who? | Orange you glad school's out? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange | Orange Who? | Orange you glad you asked? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange | Orange Who? | Orange you going out tonight? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange Juice | Orange Juice Who? | Orange juice going to talk to me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orange Shoe | Orange Shoe Who? | Orange Shoe going to let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orangutan | Orangutan Who? | Orangutan times but you didn't answer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orbach | Orbach Who? | Front Orbach - you look awful… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Order | Order Who? | "Order land of the free and the home of the brave." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oregon | Oregon Who? | Oregon and I'm not coming back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orson | Orson Who? | Orson around again, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orson | Orson Who? | Orson buggy - favourite Amish transportation, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Orson | Orson Who? | Orson buggy - want a ride? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osaka | Osaka Who? | Osaka to me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osborn | Osborn Who? | Osborn in Canada! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osborn | Osborn Who? | Osborn in Newfoundland, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osborn | Osborn Who? | Osborn today - it's my birthday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osborne | Osborne Who? | Osborne in a hospital. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oscar | Oscar Who? | Oscar a foolish question, you get a foolish answer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oscar | Oscar Who? | Oscar a silly question, you get a silly answer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oscar | Oscar Who? | Oscar if she has a sister. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oscar | Oscar Who? | Oscar if she knows how to catch a cold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oscar | Oscar Who? | Oscar if she wants to come to my party. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oscar | Oscar Who? | What Oscar? Did you cut yourself? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osgood | Osgood Who? | Osgood as it gets. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | O'Shea | O'Shea Who? | "O'Shea can you see, but the dawn's early light…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | O'Shea | O'Shea Who? | O'Shea it isn't so. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | O'Shea | O'Shea Who? | O'Shea that's a sad story, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oslo | Oslo Who? | Oslo down, but what's the hurry? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oslo | Oslo Who? | Oslo down - you're going too fast! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oslo | Oslo Who? | Oslo on cash - can you help me out? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Osmosis | Osmosis Who? | Osmosis - who is you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ostrich | Ostrich Who? | Ostrich my pants so far, they ripped. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oswald | Oswald Who? | Oswald my gum! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oswego | Oswego Who? | "Oswego into the wild blue yonder…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oswego | Oswego Who? | Oswego marching home… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Othello | Othello Who? | Othello - glad you thalked to me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Otis | Otis Who? | Otis a sin to tell a lie! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Otis | Otis Who? | Otis is a great day for a picnic. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ottawa | Ottawa Who? | Ottawa know St. Peter will let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ottawa | Ottawa Who? | Ottawa know you're not telling a lie, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ottawa | Ottawa Who? | Ottawa know you're telling the truth, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Otter | Otter Who? | Otter apologize for these bad knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Otto | Otto Who? | Otto be more alert when strangers are near. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Otto | Otto Who? | Otto know I can't remember… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Otto B. | Otto B. Who? | Otto B. a law against people like you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | O. Verdi | O. Verdi Who? | "O. Verdi Rainbow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | O. Verdi | O. Verdi Who? | "O. Verdi, Verdid my little dog go…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owen | Owen Who? | Owen my way? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owen | Owen Who? | "Owen the Saints go marching in…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owen | Owen Who? | Owen you open the door, I've got a surprise for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owl | Owl Who? | I know that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owl | Owl Who? | Owl Aboard! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owl | Owl Who? | Owl be seeing you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owl | Owl Who? | Owl tell you another knock knock joe-k. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owl | Owl Who? | Owl you know unless you open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owl go. | Owl go. Who? | Yes, I know they do. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owls | Owls Who? | I know that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Owls | Owls Who? | You got it right this time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oxford | Oxford Who? | You Oxford it - here's another knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Oz | Oz Who? | Oz out here freezing, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ozzie | Ozzie Who? | Ozzie you around. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ozzie | Ozzie Who? | Ozzie you later, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | P. | P. Who? | P.U. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pablo | Pablo Who? | Pablo your horn! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Paddy | Paddy Who? | Paddy your own canoe. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pajamas | Pajamas Who? | Pajamas around me and hold me tight! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pakistan | Pakistan Who? | Pakistan lunch - he's working late. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pammy | Pammy Who? | Pammy the key - the door is locked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Panther | Panther Who? | Your panth er down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Panther | Panther Who? | Panther what you wear on your legth! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Papa Smurf | Papa Smurf Who? | Papa Smurf in the oven and eat it for lunch. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Paris | Paris Who? | Paris the thought! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Parton | Parton Who? | Parton my French, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pasadena | Pasadena Who? | Pasadena under the door - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pasadena | Pasadena Who? | Stop when you Pasadena - I'm hungry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Passion | Passion Who? | Just passion by and though I'd say hello! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pasta | Pasta Who? | Pasta la vista, baby. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pasta | Pasta Who? | Pasta salt, please. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pasteurize | Pasteurize Who? | Pasteurize and over the gums - look out stomach, here it comes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pasture | Pasture Who? | Pasture bedtime isn't it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pat | Pat Who? | Pat yourself on the back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Patella | Patella Who? | Patella story before bedtime. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Patty O. | Patty O. Who? | Patty O'furniture. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Paul | Paul Who? | Paul up a chair and I'll tell you a few more joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Paul | Paul Who? | Paul up the door handle and let me in, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Paula | Paula Who? | Paula few strings for me, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pawtucket | Pawtucket Who? | I had a dollar, but Pawtucket. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pay Cents | Pay Cents Who? | Pay Cents is a virtue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pea | Pea Who? | Pea you - you smell… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pear | Pear Who? | Pear-haps I'll see you later. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pear | Pear Who? | Pear of shoes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pears | Pears Who? | Pears the party? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peas | Peas Who? | Peas of the rock. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pecan | Pecan Who? | Pecan choose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pecan | Pecan Who? | Pecan somebody your own size! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peek Ash | Peek Ash Who? | Pikachu, I choose you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peekaboo | Peekaboo Who? | Peekaboo live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peg | Peg Who? | Peg your pardon - I've got the wrong number. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peking | Peking Who? | Peking is not allowed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pekingese | Pekingese Who? | Pekingese through the peephole and see. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pembroke | Pembroke Who? | Pembroke - can I use yours? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pencil | Pencil Who? | Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peony | Peony Who? | Peony saved is a peony earned. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pepper | Pepper Who? | Pepper up. She looks tired. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Percy | Percy Who? | Precisely! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Perth | Perth Who? | Perth your lips and whistle! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Peru | Peru Who? | Peru your point! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pest | Pest Who? | The pest things in life are free. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pettygil | Pettygil Who? | A Pettygil is like a melody. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pharaoh | Pharaoh Who? | Pharaoh enough. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pharaoh | Pharaoh Who? | Pharaoh way places. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Philippa | Philippa Who? | Philippa will you - I need a bath. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phillip | Phillip Who? | Phillip my glass will you please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phillip | Phillip Who? | Phillip the tank - we've got a long way to go. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phineas | Phineas Who? | Phineas thing happened on the way over here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phoebe | Phoebe Who? | Phoebe too expensive for me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phyllis | Phyllis Who? | Phyllis form out and return it to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phyllis | Phyllis Who? | Phyllis in on the news, eh. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Phyllis | Phyllis Who? | Phyllis up a cup of water. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Picasso | Picasso Who? | Picasso you there's a song in my heart. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Picture | Picture Who? | Picture favourite flowers. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pig | Pig Who? | Pig up your feet or you'll twip. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pig | Pig Who? | Pig up your feet when you walk. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pikachu | Pikachu Who? | Peek at you, why would I do that? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ping Pong | Ping Pong Who? | "Ping pong, the witch is dead…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Piranha | Piranha Who? | "Piranha old gray bonnet." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pizza | Pizza Who? | Pizza that apple pie would be nice. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | P. King | P. King Who? | P. King duck. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Plate | Plate Who? | "Plate again, Sam…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Plato | Plato Who? | Plato fish and chips, please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Play Dough | Play Dough Who? | Play Dough - a famous Greek philosopher. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Plums | Plums Who? | Plums me that we'll always be friends! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Poker | Poker Who? | Poker Hontas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Poland | Poland Who? | Poland or rich country? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Police | Police Who? | Police answer the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Police | Police Who? | Police don't talk about me when I'm gone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Police | Police Who? | Police let us in; it's cold out here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Police | Police Who? | "Police release me, let me go…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Police | Police Who? | Police stop telling me these dubm knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Police | Police Who? | Police tell me some knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Polly | Polly Who? | Polly-ease let me in - I'm freezing out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Polly Warner | Polly Warner Who? | Polly Warner cracker? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pollyana | Pollyana Who? | Pollyanna bad kid when you get to know her. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Polyp | Polyp Who? | Polyp your socks - they're falling down. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Popeye | Popeye Who? | Popeye've got to have the car tonight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Psossibell | Psossibell Who? | "Nothing is imPossibell when you put your trust in God…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Possum | Possum Who? | Possum peace pipe! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Possum | Possum Who? | Possum ketchup on my burger. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pressure | Pressure Who? | Pressure shirt. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Preston | Preston Who? | Preston the doorbell, but it won't ring… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Prussia | Prussia Who? | Prussia cooker. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Psalm | Psalm Who? | "Psalm day my prince will come." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Psalm | Psalm Who? | "Psalm where over the rainbow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Punch | Punch Who? | Not me - I just got here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Pyjamas | Pyjamas Who? | Pyjamas around me and hold me tight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Q | Q Who? | Thank Q very much! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Q.T. | Q.T. Who? | You're my one and only Q.T. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quacker | Quacker Who? | Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I'm leaving! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quaint | Quaint Who? | "Quaint nothing but a hound dog…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quake | Quake Who? | Quake up, you sleepyhead! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Que Sarah | Que Sarah Who? | "Que Sarah, Sarah, whatever wil be, will be…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quebec | Quebec Who? | Quebec to square one. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quebec | Quebec Who? | Quebec to the end of the line. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Queen | Queen Who? | Queen as a whistle. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Queen | Queen Who? | Queen up your room. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quiche | Quiche Who? | Quiche me, you fool. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Quiet Tina | Quiet Tina Who? | Quiet Tina courtroom - the monkey wants to speak! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | R | R Who? | Rrrrrrrrrrr, matey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | R2 | R2 Who? | R2 or not? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rabbit | Rabbit Who? | Rabbit up carefully - it's a present. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Racine | Racine Who? | Racine with the moon. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rad | Rad Who? | It's Rad that you're my Dad! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Radio | Radio Who? | Radio not, here I come! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raisin | Raisin Who? | Raisin a racket with all that noise. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raleigh | Raleigh Who? | Raleigh round the flag, boys. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ralph | Ralph Who? | Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! I'm a dog… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ramona | Ramona Who? | Ramona going to ask you one more time… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Randall | Randall Who? | Randall the way from the bus. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Randy | Randy Who? | Randy four-minute mile in less than three! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Randy | Randy Who? | Randy race. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Randy and Vanna | Randy and Vanna Who? | Randy race and Vanna medal. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ranger | Ranger Who? | Ranger clothes before leaving the men's room. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raoul | Raoul Who? | "Raoul out the barrel…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raoul | Raoul Who? | Raoul with the punches. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raptor | Raptor Who? | Raptor presents before Christmas! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rapture | Rapture Who? | Rapture presents with a large bow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rapunzel | Rapunzel Who? | "Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rather | Rather Who? | Rather not come in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raul | Raul Who? | Raul out the barrel. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ray | Ray Who? | Ray-ders of the Lost Ark. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ray | Ray Who? | Ray-ning cats and dogs. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Raymond | Raymond Who? | Raymond me way to buy some sweets! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Razor | Razor Who? | Razor curtain and let the sun in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Razor | Razor Who? | Razor hands - this is a stick up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Reagan | Reagan Who? | Reagan maniac! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rector | Rector Who? | Rector car. Can I use your phone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rectum | Rectum Who? | Rectum? Darn near killed 'em! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Red | Red Who? | Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Reddy | Reddy Who? | Reddy Teddy? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Reed | Reed Who? | Reed between the lines. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Reed | Reed Who? | Reed-turn to sender, address unknown! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rena | Rena Who? | Rena this bell doesn't do any good. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Renato | Renato Who? | Renato gas last night? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rene | Rene Who? | Rene the marathon! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Repeat | Repeat Who? | Who Who Who Who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Reverend | Reverend Who? | For Reverend ever I've been standing out here… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rhino | Rhino Who? | Rhino a dark, secluded place. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rhoda | Rhoda Who? | "Rho, Rho, Rho-da boat…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rhoda | Rhoda Who? | Rhoda dendron. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rhoda | Rhoda Who? | Rhoda horse last week. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rhonda | Rhonda Who? | Rhonda first base when you hit the ball. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rhonda | Rhonda Who? | You're Rhonda arrest! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rice | Rice Who? | Rice and shine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rich | Rich Who? | Rich way did he go? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ring | Ring Who? | Ringo round the roses! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ripon | Ripon Who? | Ripon up your welcome mat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rita | Rita Who? | Rita books instead of reading these dumb joe-ks? I don't think so! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roach | Roach Who? | Roach out and touch someone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roach | Roach Who? | Roach you a letter but you didn't write back. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roald Dahl | Roald Dahl Who? | "Roald Dahl the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roberts | Roberts Who? | Roberts and burglars will rob you blind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Robin | Robin Who? | Robin da bank. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Robin | Robin Who? | Robin is against the law. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Robin | Robin Who? | Robin Peter to pay Paul. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Robin | Robin Who? | Robin you - hand over your money! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Robin | Robin Who? | Robin you - stick 'em up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Robin | Robin Who? | Robin your house. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rocco | Rocco Who? | Rocco round the clock. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rocky | Rocky Who? | "Rocky bye baby on the treet top..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roger | Roger Who? | Roger. Over and out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roland | Roland Who? | Roland in dough. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roland | Roland Who? | Roland stone gathers no moss. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rollin | Rollin Who? | "As we come rollin' rollin' home…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roman | Roman Who? | Roman around with nothing to do. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rome | Rome Who? | Rome is where the heart is. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Romeo and Juliet | Romeo and Juliet Who? | Romeo and Juliet the same thing - and died. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ron | Ron Who? | Ron dinnertime, give me a call. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ron D. | Ron D. Who? | Ron D. vu. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rona | Rona Who? | Rona boat is hard work. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Root | Root Who? | Root, root, root for the home team. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rosa | Rosa Who? | Rosa corn grow in a field. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rosina | Rosina Who? | Rosina vase! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rough | Rough Who? | "Rough to see the wizard." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Round | Round Who? | "Knock, knock, knocking a-Round…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rover | Rover Who? | It's all Rover between us. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roxanne | Roxanne Who? | Roxanne pebbles are in my shoes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roxanne | Roxanne Who? | Roxanne your head or something? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Roxie | Roxie Who? | Roxie horrow picture show. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rubber | Rubber Who? | Rubber the wrong way and she'll smack you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rubber Duck | Rubber Duck Who? | "Rubber Duck dub - three men in a tub…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rufus | Rufus Who? | Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Rumania | Rumania Who? | Can't Rumania out here much longer, eh… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Russell | Russell Who? | Russell me up something to eat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Russia | Russia Who? | Russia large pizza to this address. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Russia | Russia Who? | Russia through your meal and you'll be sick. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ruth | Ruth Who? | Ruth of the matter is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ryan | Ryan Who? | Ryan you return my phone calls? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | S | S Who? | SOS | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | S-2 | S-2 Who? | S-2 be a morning after. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saber | Saber Who? | Saber - she's drowning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sabina | Sabina Who? | Sabina a long time since I've seen you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sacha | Sacha Who? | Sacha fuss. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saddam | Saddam Who? | Saddam and shut up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sadie | Sadie Who? | Sadie magic words and I'll let you in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sadie | Sadie Who? | Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sadie | Sadie Who? | Sadie ten times four twice. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sadie | Sadie Who? | Sadie word and I'll Eloise be your valentine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sadda | Sadda Who? | Saddam, and shut up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Safari | Safari Who? | Safari so good… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saffron | Saffron Who? | Saffron a chair and it collapsed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sagittarius | Sagittarius Who? | Sagittarius State Schultz. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sahara | Sahara Who? | Sahara you today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saint | Saint Who? | Saint necessarily so. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Salada | Salada Who? | Salada bad knock knock joe-ks around here, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Salem | Salem Who? | Salem away for good - never have to see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sally | Sally Who? | Sally-brate the moments of your life! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sally | Sally Who? | Sally dance? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Salmon | Salmon Who? | "Salmon Janet evening, you will meet a stranger…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Salome | Salome Who? | Salome on rye with mustard. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sam | Sam Who? | Sam day you'll recognize me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sam | Sam Who? | Sam old story - boring! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sam | Sam Who? | Sam person who just knocked, silly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Samantha | Samantha Who? | Samantha fix the T.V. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sam and Janet | Sam and Janet Who? | "Sam and Janet evening, you will meet a stranger…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sammy | Sammy Who? | Sam-my or you in this picture? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Samoa | Samoa Who? | Samoa Ether bunnies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Samoa | Samoa Who? | Samoa these joe-ks are real groaners! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Samovar | Samovar Who? | Samovar time you can be a real pest… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Samuel | Samuel Who? | Samuel be famous! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sancho | Sancho Who? | Sancho a letter, but you never answered… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sanctuary | Sanctuary Who? | Sanctuary much! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sandy | Sandy Who? | Sandy door - I just got a splinter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sanitize | Sanitize Who? | Sanitize his reindeer to a sled. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sanity | Sanity Who? | Sanity Clause. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Santa Ana | Santa Ana Who? | Santa Ana coming to your house because you've been bad. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarah | Sarah Who? | Sarah doctor in the house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarah | Sarah Who? | Sarah doorbell around here? I'm tired of knocking. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarah | Sarah Who? | Sarah extra key? I lost mine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarah | Sarah Who? | Sarah 'nother piece of pie? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarah | Sarah Who? | Sarah 'nother way in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarah | Sarah Who? | Sarah reason you're not laughing? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarasota | Sarasota Who? | Sarasota in the fridge? I'm thirsty. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sari | Sari Who? | Sari - wrong number! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarong | Sarong Who? | Sarong number - dial again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sarong and Sari | Sarong and Sari Who? | Sarong house - Sari… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sascha | Sascha Who? | Sascha lot of questions! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sasha | Sasha Who? | Sasha fuss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Satellite | Satellite Who? | Satellite in the window - one if yes, two if no… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Satin | Satin Who? | Who Satin my chair, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saturn | Saturn Who? | Saturnday Night Fever! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saul | Saul Who? | Just me - that's Saul. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saul | Saul Who? | Saul Greek to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saul | Saul Who? | Saul over town that you won't open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Saul | Saul Who? | Saul the King's horses and all the King's men… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sauna | Sauna Who? | "Sauna clear day you can see forever…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Savannah | Savannah Who? | Savannah you going to open this door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sawyer | Sawyer Who? | Sawyer picture in the paper. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Says | Says Who? | Says me, that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Schachter | Schachter Who? | Schachter Ripper - feel like cutting up? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Schatzi | Schatzi Who? | Schatzi way the ball bounces! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Schenectady | Schenectady Who? | Schenectady plug to the socket… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Schick | Schick Who? | I'm Schick as a dog… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Schipa | Schipa Who? | Schipa rope. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Schubert | Schubert Who? | Schubert I can! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scissor | Scissor Who? | Scissor and Cleopatra. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scissors | Scissors Who? | Scissors lovely way to spend the evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scold | Scold Who? | Scold enough to know better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scold | Scold Who? | Scold outside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scott | Scott Who? | Scott nothing to do with you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scott | Scott Who? | "Scott the whole world in his hands." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scott | Scott Who? | Scott to be the morning after… | |
| Scratch Scratch… | Who's There? | M-2 | M-2 Who? | M-2 weak to knock knock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scrantoknow | Scrantoknow Who? | Scrantoknow you're appreciated. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Scully | Scully Who? | Scully wag! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Séance | Séance Who? | Séance fiction. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seashell | Seashell Who? | "Seashell have music wherever she goes…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sebastion | Sebastion Who? | Sebastion of the community. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sedimentary | Sedimentary Who? | Sedimentary, my dear Watson. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Senior | Senior Who? | Senior ad in the paper. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Senior | Senior Who? | Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sensuous | Sensuous Who? | Sensuous such a nice person, I wish you a happy birthday. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seoul | Seoul Who? | Seoul food. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seiko | Seiko Who? | "Seiko and ye shall find…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seminole | Seminole Who? | "Seminole cowhand from the Rio Grande…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Senior | Senior Who? | Senior through the peephole, so I know you're in there! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Serbia | Serbia Who? | Serbia yourself. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seth | Seth Who? | Seth me, that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seville | Seville Who? | Seville you play with me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sew | Sew Who? | Sew what else is new? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seymour | Seymour Who? | Seymour and Howe ('lively' Vancouver, B.C. interesection, eh!) | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seymour | Seymour Who? | Seymour if you open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Seymour | Seymour Who? | Seymour monkeys at the zoo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sharon | Sharon Who? | Sharon share alike! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sheik | Sheik Who? | Sheik and you shall find. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sheila | Sheila Who? | "Sheila be coming round the mountain when she comes…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sheila | Sheila Who? | Sheila-ves to play piano. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shelby | Shelby Who? | "Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shelby | Shelby Who? | Shelby take a walk? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherbert | Sherbert Who? | Sherbert Forest - where Robin Hood lived. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherlock | Sherlock Who? | Sherlock your door! Someone could break in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherry | Sherry Who? | Sherry dance? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherry | Sherry Who? | Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherwood | Sherwood Who? | Sherwood like a cold drink! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherwood | Sherwood Who? | Sherwood like to come in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sherwood | Sherwood Who? | Sherwood like to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shirley | Shirley Who? | "Shirley goodness and mercy will follow me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shirley | Shirley Who? | Shirley you know my name! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shirley | Shirley Who? | Shirley you must know me by now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shirley | Shirley Who? | Stop calling me Shirley! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shirley M. | Shirley M. Who? | Shirley M. glad to say goodbye to you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shoe | Shoe Who? | Shoe me the way to go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shoe Buckle | Shoe Buckle Who? | Shoe Buckle up your seat belt? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shoes | Shoes Who? | Shoes me - did I step on your foot? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shoes | Shoes Who? | Shoes me - I must have knocked on the wrong door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Shore | Shore Who? | Shore would like a burger right now. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Siam | Siam Who? | Siam your old pal. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Siamese | Siamese Who? | Siamese-y to please. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sicily | Sicily Who? | Sicily question! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sid | Sid Who? | Sid down and be quiet. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sid | Sid Who? | Sid down - you're rocking the boat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sigrid | Sigrid Who? | Sigrid Service - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simi | Simi Who? | Come up and Simi sometime. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simmer | Simmer Who? | "Simmer time and the living is easy…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simms | Simms Who? | Simms like I'm always knocking on doors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simms | Simms Who? | Simms like old times. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simon | Simon Who? | S'imon love with a wonderful guy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simon | Simon Who? | Simon the dotted line… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Simon | Simon Who? | "Smon the mood for love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sinatra | Sinatra Who? | Sin-atra be a law. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sinatra | Sinatra Who? | Sinatra the cough that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sinbad | Sinbad Who? | Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sincerely | Sincerely Who? | Sincerely this morning I've been listening to knock knock joe-ks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Singapore | Singapore Who? | Singapore song or a rich song. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sir | Sir Who? | Sir-prize! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sis | Sis Who? | Sis any way to treat a friend? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sizzle | Sizzle Who? | Sizzle be my shining hour. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sizzle | Sizzle Who? | Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Slate | Slate Who? | Slate - better get to bed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Slater | Slater Who? | Slater than you think. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Slipper | Slipper Who? | Careful - it's Slipper-y outside! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Skit | Skit Who? | Skit this show on the road. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snake | Snake Who? | "Snake me out to the ball game." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sneer | Sneer Who? | Sneer and yet so far. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snow | Snow Who? | "Snow business like show business." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snow | Snow Who? | Snow use talking to you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Soda | Soda Who? | So - da you like knock kncok joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snow | Snow Who? | Snowbody but me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snow | Snow Who? | Snow one here but me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snow | Snow Who? | Snow use - I've forgotten my key again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Snow | Snow Who? | Snow use using the doorbell - it's broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Soda | Soda Who? | Soda you want me to write you a letter? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sol | Sol Who? | Sol there is, there ain't no more. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sole | Sole Who? | Sole new ball game. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Solo | Solo Who? | Solo, I can't reach the doorbell. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Somber | Somber Who? | "Somber over the rainbow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sombrero | Sombrero Who? | "Sombrer-over the rainbow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sonata | Sonata Who? | Sonata such a big deal. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sondheim | Sondheim Who? | Sondheim soon. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sonia | Sonia Who? | Sonia be another year older! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sonia | Sonia Who? | Sonia paper moon… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sonia | Sonia Who? | Sonia shanty in ol' shanty town. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sony | Sony Who? | Sony a paper moon. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sony | Sony Who? | Sony me knocking. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sony and Toshiba | Sony and Toshiba Who? | Sony me - waiting Toshiba! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Soup | Soup Who? | Souperman! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spain | Spain Who? | S'pain to have to keep knocking on this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spank | Spank Who? | Spank you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spell | Spell Who? | W...H...O! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spider | Spider Who? | Spider what everyone says, I like you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spider | Spider Who? | You tried to hide her but I spied her. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spillane | Spillane Who? | Spillane that knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spin | Spin Who? | Spin a long time since we met. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Spock | Spock Who? | Spock louder! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stacey | Stacey Who? | Stacey'ted until the bus stops. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stalin | Stalin Who? | Stalin for time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stan | Stan Who? | Stan back, I think I'm going to sneeze! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stan | Stan Who? | Stan back - I'm knocking the door down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stan | Stan Who? | "Stan by your man…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stan | Stan Who? | Stan up and be counted. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stanton | Stanton Who? | Stanton here answering questions is no fun. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stark | Stark Who? | Stark in here - turn on the light! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Statue | Statue Who? | Statue in there? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Statue | Statue Who? | Statue that laughed a minute ago? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Statue | Statue Who? | Statue or someone else? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Statue | Statue Who? | Statue? This is me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Steel | Steel Who? | I'm steel waiting for you to open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stefan | Stefan Who? | Stefan it quick before it bites me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stefan | Stefan Who? | "Stefan out with my baby." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stella | Stella Who? | I'm Stella here - let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stella | Stella Who? | Stella no answer at the door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stella | Stella Who? | Stella the night. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stella | Stella Who? | Stella want to go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stella | Stella Who? | Stella waters run deep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stencil | Stencil Who? | Stencil - there's a bee on your nose! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stepfather | Stepfather Who? | One stepfather and I'll let you have it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stephen | Stephen Who? | Stephen my toe and I'll holler. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stephen | Stephen Who? | Stephen out with my baby. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stephen | Stephen Who? | Stephen the gas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stopwatch | Stopwatch Who? | Stopwatch you're doing and get over here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stu | Stu Who? | Stu close for comfort. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stu | Stu Who? | Stu darn hot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stu | Stu Who? | Stu late now. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stu | Stu Who? | Stu late to ask questions. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Stu | Stu Who? | Stu marvelous for words. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Succumb | Succumb Who? | Succumb up and see me sometime. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sue | Sue Who? | Don't ask me - I'm not a lawyer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sue | Sue Who? | Sure-prise - it's me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sue | Sue Who? | Sue whomever you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Suede | Suede Who? | "Suede down south in Dixie." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sultan | Sultan Who? | Sultan pepper! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sum Ting | Sum Ting Who? | Sum Ting wong with my knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sumatra | Sumatra Who? | What's Sumatra with you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Summer | Summer Who? | Summer chosen, summer not. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Summer | Summer Who? | Summer my best friends go to that school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Summertime | Summertime Who? | Summertime you can be a big pest! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Summons | Summons Who? | Summons to watch over me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Surly | Surly Who? | Surly in the morning - go back to bed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Suture | Suture Who? | Suture self. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sven | Sven Who? | Sven are you going to come up and surrender? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sven | Sven Who? | Sven Brides for Seven Brothers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Swann | Swann Who? | "Just Swann of those things…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Swarm | Swarm Who? | Swarm in the summer and scold in the winter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Swatter | Swatter Who? | "Swatter difference a day makes." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Swatter | Swatter Who? | Swatter you complaining about now? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Swede | Swede Who? | Swede smell of success! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sweden | Sweden Who? | Sweden my tea with two lumps of sugar. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sweden | Sweden Who? | Sweden sour pork - my favourite Chinese meal. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sweden | Sweden Who? | Sweden the coffee. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Swedish | Swedish Who? | Ida, Swedish apple cider. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Switch | Switch Who? | Switch craft. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sy | Sy Who? | Sycho. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sybil | Sybil Who? | Sybil Simon met a pieman… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sybil | Sybil Who? | Sybil War! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Sycamore | Sycamore Who? | Sycamore knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Synanon | Synanon Who? | Synanon my salary isn't easy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | T | T Who? | Care for some orange pekoe T? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tad | Tad Who? | Tad old black magic. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tad | Tad Who? | Tad's all folks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tail | Tail Who? | Tail all your friends this knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Taint | Taint Who? | Taint over till it's over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Taipei | Taipei Who? | My blood is Taipei. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Taipei | Taipei Who? | Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Taiwan | Taiwan Who? | Taiwan to be happy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tally | Tally Who? | Are you a fox hunter? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tamara | Tamara Who? | Tamara is another day. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tamara | Tamara Who? | Tamara the world! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tamara | Tamara Who? | Not tonight - Tamara would be better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tammany | Tammany Who? | Tammany cooks spoil the broth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tank | Tank Who? | You're welcome! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tanks | Tanks Who? | "Tanks for the memories." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tanya | Tanya Who? | Tanya come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tara | Tara Who? | Tara-ra boom-de-ay! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Targets | Targets Who? | Targets on my shoes when I walk on new asphalt. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tariq | Tariq Who? | Tariq of perfume. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tarragon | Tarragon Who? | Tarragon with the wind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tarzan | Tarzan Who? | Tarzan feather 'em. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tarzan | Tarzan Who? | Tarzan stripes forever! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tasmania | Tasmania Who? | Tasmania slip between the cup and the lip. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Taurus | Taurus Who? | Taurus closed on my foot - Ouch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Taylor | Taylor Who? | Taylor I can't make it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Teddy | Teddy Who? | Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Teheran | Teheran Who? | Teheran up the road. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Telly | Telly Who? | Telly your friend to come out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tennessee | Tennessee Who? | Tennessee is played at Wimbledon. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tennessee | Tennessee Who? | Tennessee you later? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tennis | Tennis Who? | Tennis five plus five. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tennis | Tennis Who? | Tennis larger than nine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tennis | Tennis Who? | Tennis-see! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Teresa | Teresa Who? | Teresa bell on your bicycle. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Teresa | Teresa Who? | Teresa green. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Termite | Termite Who? | Termite's the night! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Terrain | Terrain Who? | "Terrain in Spain stays mainly in the plain." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Terrify | Terrify Who? | Terrify tissue? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tex | Tex Who? | Tex two to tango. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Texas | Texas Who? | Texas a long time to get together. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Texas | Texas Who? | Texas are getting higher every year. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thaddeus | Thaddeus Who? | Thaddeus the silliest thing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thaddeus | Thaddeus Who? | To be or not to be, Thaddeus the question. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thames | Thames Who? | Thames da breaks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thatch | Thatch Who? | Bless You. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thatcher | Thatcher Who? | Thatcher could get away with it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thatcher | Thatcher Who? | "Thatcher falling star and put it in your pocket…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thatcher | Thatcher Who? | Thatcher idea of a joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thayer | Thayer Who? | Thayer thorry and I won't tell the teacher! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thayer | Thayer Who? | Thayer thorry and I won't throw thisth pie in your face! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thayer | Thayer Who? | Thayer thorry or I'll tell Mom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | The Ants Are | The Ants Are Who? | "The Ants Are, my friend, is blowing in the wind…' | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thea | Thea Who? | Thea later, alligator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thee | Thee Who? | "Thee old gray mare…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thelma | Thelma Who? | Thelma, Pretty Maiden, are there any more at home like you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thelma | Thelma Who? | Thelma your soul. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thelonius | Thelonius Who? | Thelonius kid in town. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theodore | Theodore Who? | Theodore got slammed on my nose! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theodore | Theodore Who? | Theodore is stuck and it won't open. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theodore | Theodore Who? | Theodore wasn't open so I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theonie | Theonie Who? | Theonie trouble with your face is that it shows! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theophilus | Theophilus Who? | Theophilus person I ever met is you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theresa | Theresa Who? | Theresa crowd. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theresa | Theresa Who? | Theresa fly in my soup! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theresa | Theresa Who? | Theresa nothing like a good knock knock joe-k ,eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Therese | Therese Who? | Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thermos | Thermos Who? | Thermos be a better knock knock joe-k than this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thermos | Thermos Who? | Thermos be a better way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Theron | Theron Who? | Theronheit or Centigrade - I always get mixed up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thesis | Thesis Who? | Thesis a recording. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thesis | Thesis Who? | Thesis a stickup. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Think | Think Who? | Think or thwim. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | Thistle almost be the last knock knock joe-k… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | Thistle be the last time I knock on your door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | Thistle do until dinner's ready. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | Thistle make you feel better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | Thistle make you whistle. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | "Thistle man came rolling home." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thistle | Thistle Who? | Thistle teach you not to ask silly questions! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thomas | Thomas Who? | Thomas money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thomas | Thomas Who? | Thomas of the essence. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thor | Thor Who? | Ants! Thor all over the walls! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thor | Thor Who? | Thor from head to toe. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thumb | Thumb Who? | Thumb enchanted evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thumb | Thumb Who? | Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thumb | Thumb Who? | Thumb times I just don't know about you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thumping | Thumping Who? | Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thumping | Thumping Who? | Thumping wrong over there. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thunder | Thunder Who? | It's thunder the bed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Thurston | Thurston Who? | Thurston and hungerin'. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tibet | Tibet Who? | Early Tibet and early to rise! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tibet | Tibet Who? | You want Tibet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tick | Tick Who? | Tick 'em up. I'm a tig tad towboy! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tijuana | Tijuana Who? | Tijuana play some baseball later? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tijuana | Tijuana Who? | Tijuana ride my bike? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tim | Tim Who? | Tim-ber! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tinker | Tinker Who? | Tinker Bell is out of order. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tire | Tire Who? | "Tire yellow ribbon round the old oak tree…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tis | Tis Who? | Tis who is good to blow your nose with. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tissue | Tissue Who? | Tissue were here - miss you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tissues | Tissues Who? | I'm dealing with a lot of sensitive Tissues. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Titan | Titan Who? | Titan your seat belt. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Titus | Titus Who? | Titus a drum. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Titus | Titus Who? | Titus string around your finger so you won't forget to open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toad | Toad Who? | Toad you before, but you forgot… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toast | Toast Who? | "Toast were the days, my friend!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tobacco | Tobacco Who? | Tobacco your car you have to put it in reverse! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tobias | Tobias Who? | Are you going Tobias more knock knock books? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tobias | Tobias Who? | No need Tobias more knock knock books - we've got joe-ks.com! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tobias | Tobias Who? | Tobias you need a lot of money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toboggan | Toboggan Who? | Don't try Toboggan with me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toby | Toby Who? | Toby continued… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toby | Toby Who? | "Toby, or not to be. That is the question!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toledo | Toledo Who? | It's easy Toledo horse to water, but you can't make him drink. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tolkien | Tolkien Who? | Tolkiens get you on the subway. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tom Sawyer | Tom Sawyer Who? | Tom Sawyer underwear! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tom Thumb | Tom Thumb Who? | It'th time thumbbody opened thith door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toodle | Toodle Who? | Bye, bye. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toodle | Toodle Who? | "Skip Toodle-oo, my darling…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toothache | Toothache Who? | "Toothache the high road and I'll take the low road…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toothy | Toothy Who? | Toothy - the day after Monday. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Topeka | Topeka Who? | Don't open the door. I like Topeka through keyholes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Topol | Topol Who? | "On Topol Old Smokey…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Torch | Torch Who? | Torch you'd never ask! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toronto | Toronto Who? | Have Toronto the store - need anything? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toronto | Toronto Who? | Toronto be a law against knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toucan | Toucan Who? | Toucan play at this game! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toulouse | Toulouse Who? | Want Toulouse ten ugly pounds? Cut off your head… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Toyota | Toyota Who? | Toyota be a law against such awful joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | T. Rex | T. Rex Who? | T. Rex your appetite more than coffee. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Trees | Trees Who? | Trees a crowd. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Trigger | Trigger Who? | Trigger treat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Trio | Trio Who? | Trio clock in the morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tripoli | Tripoli Who? | Tripoli play! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Trixie | Trixie Who? | Trixie couldn't do because he was a bad magician. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Troy | Troy Who? | Troy as I may, I can't reach the bell… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Trudy | Trudy Who? | Can I come Trudy window? The door is stuck. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Truffle | Truffle Who? | Truffle with you is that you are so shy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tsongas | Tsongas Who? | Tsongas you're here, let's tell some knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tulsa | Tulsa Who? | Tulsa story, please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tuna | Tuna Who? | Tuna piano and it'll sound better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tuna | Tuna Who? | You know how hard it is to tuna fish? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tunis | Tunis Who? | Tunis company; three's a crowd. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turin | Turin Who? | Turin to a vampire on Halloween! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turkey | Turkey Who? | Turkey, open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turner | Turner Who? | Turner round - I can't stand your face. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turner | Turner Who? | Turner round - you look better from the back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turnip | Turnip Who? | Turnip the heat - it's cold in here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turnip | Turnip Who? | Turnip the radio please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Turnip | Turnip Who? | Turnip the volume - I can't hear the words. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Twain | Twain Who? | Twain on track nine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Twain | Twain Who? | Twain your dog to do tricks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Twig | Twig Who? | Twig or tweat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Two Badgers | Two Badgers Who? | Two Badgers got a chip on your shoulder! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Twyla | Twyla Who? | Twyla light of the Gods! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Typhoid | Typhoid Who? | Typhoid you were looking for me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tyrone | Tyrone Who? | Tyrone shoelaces! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Tyson | Tyson Who? | Tyson of this on for size! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U | U Who? | U gotta love these knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U-8 | U-8 Who? | U-8 my lunch. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | UB40 | UB40 Who? | UB40 today - Happy birthday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U-Boat | U-Boat Who? | U-Boat can play with me today. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U-Boat | U-Boat Who? | U-Boat me a present? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | UCI | UCI Who? | UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Udall | Udall Who? | Udall know if you opened the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uganda | Uganda Who? | Uganda come to my party? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uganda | Uganda Who? | Uganda get away with this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uganda | Uganda Who? | Uganda never guess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uma | Uma Who? | "Uma darling Clementine…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Unawares | Unawares Who? | Unawares what you put on first thing each morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Underwear | Underwear Who? | I underwear my momma is? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Underwear | Underwear Who? | Underwear my baby is tonight? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uneeda | Uneeda Who? | Uneeda haircut. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Unicorn | Unicorn Who? | Unicorn-iest guy I ever met. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Unit | Unit Who? | Unit a lovely sweater. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Unite | Unite Who? | Unite a person, you call him Sir. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Unity | Unity Who? | Unity sweater for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uno | Uno Who? | If you don't know, who does? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Upton | Upton Who? | Upton girl looking for a downtown man. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Upton | Upton Who? | Upton no good, as usual… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Upton | Upton Who? | Upton Sesame. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U.R. | U.R. Who? | U.R.A.Q.T. Would you be my Valentine? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ural | Ural Who? | Ural washed up, kid! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Urchin | Urchin Who? | Urchin is pointy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Urdo | Urdo Who? | She don't, but her sister Urdu. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uriah | Uriah Who? | Keep Uriah on the ball… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Urologist | Urologist Who? | Urologist a bunch of nuts. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Uruguay | Uruguay Who? | You go Uruguay and I'll go mine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Usher | Usher Who? | Usher wish you'd let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Utah | Utah Who? | Utah-old me to knock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Utah | Utah Who? | Utah sight, Utah mind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Utah - Nevada | Utah - Nevada Who? | Utah - Nevada guessed if I didn't tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U Thant | U Thant Who? | U Thant lay me if you don't pay me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Utica | Utica Who? | Utica second piece of cake? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Utica | Utica Who? | Utica the high road and I'll take the low road. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | U-Turn | U-Turn Who? | U-Turn my legs to jelly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Valencia | Valencia Who? | Valencia dollar, will you pay it back? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Value | Value Who? | Value be my Valentine? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vampire | Vampire Who? | Vampire state building. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Van Bell | Van Bell Who? | I-Van the terri-Bell. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Van Gogh | Van Gogh Who? | Ready - set - Van Gogh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vanilla | Vanilla Who? | Vanilla call a doctor? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vanna | Vanna Who? | Vanna go to the movies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vanna | Vanna Who? | You Vanna medal for this knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vassar | Vassar Who? | Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vassar | Vassar Who? | Vassar matter with you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vaughan | Vaughan Who? | Vaughan day my prince will come! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Veal | Veal Who? | Veal see about that, von't ve? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Veal chop | Veal chop Who? | Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vendor | Vendor Who? | "Vendor red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venice | Venice Who? | Venice lunch? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venice | Venice Who? | Venice these knock knock joe-ks going to stop? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venice | Venice Who? | Venice your mother coming home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venue | Venue Who? | Venue old wedding ring was new. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venue | Venue Who? | "Venue wish upon a star…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venus | Venus Who? | Venus see you, I feel sick. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Venus | Venus Who? | Venus you going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vera | Vera Who? | Vera few people think these joe-ks are funny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vera | Vera Who? | Vera hat. It's cold outside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vera | Vera Who? | Vera interesting! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Verdi | Verdi Who? | Verdi boys are. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Verdi | Verdi Who? | Verdi you get the best pizza in town? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Verdi | Verdi Who? | Verdi wave goes, so goes the surfer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vet | Vet Who? | Vet kind of door is this - you can't afford a bell? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vi | Vi Who? | "Vi do fools fall in love?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Victor | Victor Who? | Victor his pants on the fence. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vilma | Vilma Who? | Vilma frog turn into a prince? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vince | Vince Who? | Vince some, lose some. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vine | Vine Who? | Vine and dandy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Viola | Viola Who? | Viola fuss - I'm only five minutes late? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Violet | Violet Who? | Violet myself make these groaner joe-ks> | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Violet | Violet Who? | Violet the cat out of the bag? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Violin | Violin Who? | Violin your neighbourhood, I thought I'd say Hello… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Viper | Viper Who? | Viper hands - they're still wet. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Virus | Virus Who? | Virus you always telling stupid knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vision | Vision Who? | Vision you would let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vitamin | Vitamin Who? | Vitamin in for a party! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Vonce | Vonce Who? | Vonce upon a time… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Voodoo | Voodoo Who? | Voodoo something to me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Voodoo | Voodoo Who? | Voodoo you think you are? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | W | W Who? | Move it! On the W! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Waco and El Paso | Waco and El Paso Who? | If I can stay Waco for the test, I think El Paso. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Waddle | Waddle Who? | Waddle you give me if I go away? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wade | Wade Who? | "Wade down upon the Swanee River..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wade | Wade Who? | Wade till next time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wade | Wade Who? | Wade up little Susie! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wadsworth | Wadsworth Who? | Wadsworth it to you if I go away? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wah | Wah Who? | You don't have to get so excited about it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Waiter | Waiter Who? | Wait, her dress is unbuttoned. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Waiter | Waiter Who? | Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Waiter | Waiter Who? | "Waiter till the sun shines, Nellie…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Waiver | Waiver Who? | Waiver hands in the air. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wallaby | Wallaby Who? | Wallaby in trouble if I keep knocking on the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Walrus | Walrus Who? | Why you Walrus ask silly questions? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Walter | Walter Who? | Walter wall carpet. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanamaker | Wanamaker Who? | Wanamaker bet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanamaker | Wanamaker Who? | Wanamaker mud pie? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanda | Wanda Who? | Wanda be my Valentine? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanda | Wanda Who? | Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanda | Wanda Who? | Wanda hear another knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanda | Wanda Who? | Wanda make something out of it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanda | Wanda Who? | Wanda tell me the password? It's cold out here… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Wanda | Wanda Who? | Wanda why | |