3,234 Knock Knock Joe-ks
What is a woodpecker's favourite kind of joe-k?
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A-1 | A-1 Who? | A-1 to know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Herd | A Herd Who? | A Herd you the first time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Herd | A Herd Who? | A Herd you were home, so I came over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Mayan | A Mayan Who? | A Mayan the way? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A mos | A mos Who? | A mosquito. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Nicholas | A Nicholas Who? | A Nicholas not much money these days. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aardvark | Aardvark Who? | Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aaron | Aaron Who? | Aaron all the way home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aaron | Aaron Who? | Aaron the side of caution! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbey | Abbey Who? | Abbey Birthday 2U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbey | Abbey Who? | A-bbey stung me on the nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott time we eat, isn't it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott time you answered the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott you don't know who I am! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | Abby Birthday 2U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | Abby good if you give me a candy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | "Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby and Manny | Abby and Manny Who? | Abby birthday and Manny happy returns. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abe | Abe Who? | "Abe, C, D, E, F, G… H, I, J, K, L M N O P…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abe Lincoln | Abe Lincoln Who? | Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abyssinia | Abyssinia Who? | Abyssinia one of these days! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A.C. | A.C. Who? | A.C. come and A.C. go… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ach | Ach Who? | Gesundtheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acid | Acid Who? | Acid down and be quiet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acid | Acid Who? | Acid down - you're rocking the boat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Accordian | Accordian Who? | Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Achilles | Achilles Who? | Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acme | Acme Who? | If you Acme, I'll tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Actor | Actor Who? | Actor you, my dear! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ada | Ada Who? | Ada burger for lunch… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ada | Ada Who? | You're Ada your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adage | Adage Who? | Adage where all I can do is look! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adair | Adair Who? | Adair once but I'm bald now… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adair | Adair Who? | Adair you to do it again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam fly in my soup. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam my way - I'm coming in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam up and send me the bill. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Addison | Addison Who? | Addison no way to treat an old friend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adelaide | Adelaide Who? | Adelaide an egg. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adele | Adele Who? | Adele is where the farmer lives. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adelia | Adelia Who? | Adelia the cards and we'll play snap! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adios | Adios Who? | Adios me some money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adlai | Adlai Who? | Adlai a bet on that if I was you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adolph | Adolph Who? | Adolph ball hit me in the head - that's why I talk like this. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adore | Adore Who? | Adore stands between us - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A.E | A.E Who? | A.E. I owe you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aesop | Aesop Who? | Aesop I saw a puddy cat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Afghan | Afghan Who? | Afghan away and never see you again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Afghanistan | Afghanistan Who? | Afghanistan out here all night if you don't open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agate | Agate Who? | Agate you covered! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha headache - have you got an aspirin? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha blues when it rains. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha feelin' you're foolin' me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha world on a string. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ahab | Ahab Who? | Ahab a cold in my nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ahmed | Ahmed Who? | Ahmedeus Motzart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aida | Aida Who? | Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummy ache… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aida | Aida Who? | Aida when I'm hungry and drink when I'm dry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aiken | Aiken Who? | Oh! My Aiken back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aikido | Aikido Who? | Aikido you not. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aisle | Aisle Who? | Aisle be seeing you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Akron | Akron Who? | Akron give you anything but love, baby! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al | Al Who? | Al bust this door if you don't let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al | Al Who? | Al give you a kiss if you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al and Edith | Al and Edith Who? | "Al and Edith love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al Bedouin | Al Bedouin Who? | Al Bedouin-ter like this one will be long remembered. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska and you ask him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska one more time, then jokes start over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska someone who knows what time it is… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aladdin | Aladdin Who? | Aladdin the street wants a word with you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska my friend the question then… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska the questions around here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alba | Alba Who? | Alba in the kitchen if you need me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albee | Albee Who? | Albee a monkey's uncle! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albert | Albert Who? | Albert you don't know who this is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alberta | Alberta Who? | Alberta'll be over in a minute! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albie | Albie Who? | Albie darn, a funny joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alby | Alby Who? | Alby glad when school is over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alby | Alby Who? | Alby glad when you're dead, you rascal you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alcott | Alcott Who? | Alcott the cake - you pour the tea. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alda | Alda Who? | Alda time you knew who it was! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alda and Alda | Alda and Alda Who? | I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting outside for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aldo | Aldo Who? | Aldo anything for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aldous | Aldous Who? | Aldous knocking is giving me a headache. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alec | Alec Who? | Alec my lolly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alec | Alec Who? | Alec-tricity - isn't that shocking! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex-plain later… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex the questions around here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex Vancouver in June. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alexia | Alexia Who? | Alexia again to open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alf | Alf Who? | Alf a loaf is better than none. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfalfa | Alfalfa Who? | Alfalfa you if you give me a kiss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie terrible if you leave! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie-give your rudeness - I know you're just being yourself. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie you later. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfred | Alfred Who? | Alfred the needle if you'll sew on the button. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfred | Alfred Who? | I'm Alfred of the dark! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfreda | Alfreda Who? | Alfreda the dark! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Algae | Algae Who? | Algae you in my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali, Ali oxen free…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | Ali round the world people are dancing in the streets. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | Ali time you knew it was me, didn't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali want for Christmas are my two front teeth." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali want is a room somewhere." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alibi | Alibi Who? | Alibi you anything you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | Alice fair in love and war. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | Alice forgiven. Please come home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | I'm Alice chasing rainbows… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alicia | Alicia Who? | Alicia like me a little bit, don't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison it's dark outside! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison to you after you listen to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison Wonderland is a great book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allan | Allan Who? | Allan-d of Manhattan! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allegra | Allegra Who? | I think Allegra is broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allie | Allie Who? | Alligator - that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allied | Allied Who? | Allied - so tell someone who cares! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alltell | Alltell Who? | Alltell Mom if you don't let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma | Alma Who? | "Alma bags are packed, I'm ready to go…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma | Alma Who? | Alma-ny more knock knock joe-ks can you take? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma Gibbons | Alma Gibbons Who? | Alma Gibbons you 24 hours to get out of town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Almond | Almond Who? | Almond love with a wonderful guy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Almond | Almond Who? | Almond the side of the law! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpaca | Alpaca Who? | Alpaca mean punch, so don't mess with me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpaca | Alpaca Who? | Alpaca the trunk - you pack the suitcase… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpha | Alpha Who? | Alpha crying out loud. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea in jail… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea later, Alligator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea later this afternoon, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alva | Alva Who? | Alva heart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alva and Alma | Alva and Alma Who? | Alva day long I spend Alma time outside your door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alvin | Alvin Who? | 'Alvin a great time - how about you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alvin | Alvin Who? | 'Alvin zia competition - just vait and see! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alyce | Alyce Who? | Alyce thought you were nuts! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amahl | Amahl Who? | Amahl shook up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amahl | Amahl Who? | Amahl yours. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amana | Amana Who? | Amana bad mood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda fix the refrigerator is here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda fix the television! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda-rin orange - orange you glad I asked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | A-man-dat wants to give you a big hug. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda Lynn | Amanda Lynn Who? | Amanda Lynn player. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amarillo | Amarillo Who? | Amarillo-fashioned cowboy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amarillo | Amarillo Who? | Amarillo-ld country boy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaryllis | Amaryllis Who? | Amyrillis'ick of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaryllis | Amaryllis Who? | Amyrillis state agent - wanna buy a house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaso | Amaso Who? | Amaso sorry you don't remember me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amateur | Amateur Who? | Amateur service! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amazon | Amazon Who? | Ama-zon of a bishop - what's your father do? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amazon | Amazon Who? | Ama-zon of a gun! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-sting to come in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-sting to tell you the news! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-ta than I was yesterday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Light's amber - wait for green. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amelia | Amelia Who? | Amelia package last week - did you get it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amen | Amen Who? | Amen hot water again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amin | Amin Who? | Amin man! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amin | Amin Who? | Amin thing to do to your brother! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amis | Amis Who? | Amis is as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amish | Amish Who? | Amish is as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amish | Amish Who? | Amish you so! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amoeba | Amoeba Who? | Amoeba wrong, but I think you're wonderful. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammon | Ammon Who? | Ammon old hand at picking locks, eh… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia little kid! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia bird in a gilded cage. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia gonna tell you once! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorebell… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia poor boy - nobody loves me… '<( | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia poor little sparrow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia trying to be funny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amnesia | Amnesia Who? | Oh - you got it too? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amoeba | Amoeba Who? | Amoeba wrong, but I think you're funny… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amory | Amory Who? | Have Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amos | Amos Who? | Amos behavin. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amos | Amos Who? | Amos-quito just bit me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amour | Amour Who? | Amour you eat, the more you want! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam hungry, I could eat a horse! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock joe-ks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy for the top! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy fraid I've forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy high! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anais | Anais Who? | Anais cup of tea! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anastasia | Anastasia Who? | Anastasia wagon has four doors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anastasia | Anastasia Who? | Anastasia out here in the rain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anatol | Anatol Who? | Anatol you what I thought of you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anatole | Anatole Who? | Anatole me you're a pain in the neck! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ancient | Ancient Who? | Ancient going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andalusia | Andalusia Who? | I'd like to take you somewhere Andalusia. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andante | Andante Who? | I'm going to visit my Uncle Andante. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anderson | Anderson Who? | Anderson and daughter came too! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrea | Andrea Who? | I had Andrea-m about you! Let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew a picture! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew all her money out of the bank… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew all over the wall. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy all lived happily ever after… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy angels sing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy bit me again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | "Andy green grass grows all around, all around…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy little gadgets, these door knockers, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy mosquito bit me again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy music goes on and on… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | "And-y walks with me, And-y talks with me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy Green | Andy Green Who? | Andy Green grass grows all around. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita great big hug! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita loose another 20 pounds… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita to borrow a pencil. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita ride to school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita you like I need a hole in the head! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita Baker | Anita Baker Who? | Anita Baker for the party. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita Loos | Anita Loos Who? | Anita Loos about 20 pounds. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anka | Anka Who? | Anka the ship! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ankara | Ankara Who? | Ankara went off the cliff! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | f-Ann-tastic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-dromeda Strain! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-onymous! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann Tartic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-tique store - got anything old to sell? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna body know some more joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna other Easter Bunny! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | "Anna one, anna two…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | "Anna partridge in a pear tree." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annapolis | Annapolis Who? | Annapolis a fruit like a pear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annette | Annette Who? | Annette works good for fishing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie thing goes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie thing you can do, I can do better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Anntifungal - a good foot friend of mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-tiseptic helps clean your wounds… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna going to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna Nother thing - how many times do I have to knock on this door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Annather brick in the wall… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Annather mosquito? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna one, anna two… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna-tomical… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annabel | Annabel Who? | Annabel would be useful on this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anne | Anne Who? | Anne apple just fell on my head! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anne Boleyn | Anne Boleyn Who? | Anne Boleyn alley! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annetta | Annetta Who? | Annetta joe-k like that and you're off this bus! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annetta | Annetta Who? | Annetta wisecrack from you and you're outta here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annette | Annette Who? | Annette curtain looks good in the window! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie-body there? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie more knock knock joe-ks left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie one you like? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie-versary! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Choose Annie one you like! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Answer | Answer Who? | Answer all over your porch - it's a mess out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ant | Ant Who? | Antelope! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthea | Anthea Who? | Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthem | Anthem Who? | You Anthem devil you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthony | Anthony Who? | Anthony you want! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anvil | Anvil Who? | Anvil you be coming too? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anwar | Anwar Who? | "Anwar Christian Soldiers…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anwar | Anwar Who? | Anwar sorry about the rain delay… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anya | Anya Who? | Anya best behaviour! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A-One | A-One Who? | My name is Dracula - A-One to drink your blood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aorta | Aorta Who? | "Aorta be in pictures…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apache | Apache Who? | Apache them for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apocryphal | Apocryphal Who? | Apocryphal of dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollo you anywhere if you'll blow in my ear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollo yours is Apollo mine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollogize! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apple | Apple Who? | Apple the door myself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apple | Apple Who? | Apple your hair if you don't let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apricot | Apricot Who? | Apricot my key - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | April | April Who? | April might make you feel better, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Quorum | A Quorum Who? | A Quorum is where I keep my fish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aramis | Aramis Who? | Aramis'tery! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Raven | A Raven Who? | A Raven maniac! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arbus | Arbus Who? | Arbus leave in 5 minutes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arch | Arch Who? | You catching a cold? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archer | Archer Who? | Archer glad to see me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archibald | Archibald Who? | Archibald on top of your head? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archie | Archie Who? | Gesundtheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archie | Archie Who? | Ar-chie - I was going to surprise you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ardyth | Ardyth Who? | Ardyth da thpeech therapy offith? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Area | Area Who? | Area there yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aretha | Aretha Who? | Aretha flowers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arfer | Arfer Who? | Arfer got! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arfur | Arfur Who? | Arfur got! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo down the steps, and up again… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo down to the beach for my holidays! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo home - your mother is calling you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argue | Argue Who? | Argue going to let me in or not? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ari | Ari Who? | Ari-spect! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ari | Ari Who? | Arin't you glad you use Dial? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aria | Aria Who? | Aria ready for another joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aries | Aries Who? | Aries a reason why I talk this way! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arizona | Arizona Who? | Arizona room for one of us in this town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arkansas | Arkansas Who? | Arkansas more wood with my new chainsaw. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arkansas | Arkansas Who? | Arkansas through any piece of wood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arm | Arm Who? | Arm always chasing rainbows. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armada | Armada Who? | Armada told us there'd be days like this… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armageddon | Armageddon Who? | Armageddon out of here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armageddon | Armageddon Who? | Armageddon tired of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armand | Armand Who? | Armand the outisde looking inside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armando | Armando Who? | "Armando road again." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armenia | Armenia Who? | Armenia every word I say! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armenia | Armenia Who? | Armenia no harm. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armstrong | Armstrong Who? | Armstrong as an ox. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Army Ants | Army Ants Who? | Army Ants coming for tea then? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arne | Arne Who? | Arne you going to ask me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnie | Arnie Who? | Arnie having fun yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arno | Arno Who? | Arno kids to play with - I'm bored… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnold | Arnold Who? | Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnold | Arnold Who? | Arnold friend you haven't seen for years! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Art | Art Who? | R2-D2 | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Art | Art Who? | Art ya gonna open the door for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthene | Arthene Who? | Arthene you in the movies, haven't I? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any cats in your house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any more at home like you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any more cookies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur-it is - it's very painful… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur mometer is broken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur mometer is good for measuring the temperature… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur more joe-ks here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Artichoke | Artichoke Who? | Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Artis | Artis Who? | Artis in the eye of the beholder. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auba | Auba Who? | Aruba your back an' you rub'a mine… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asa | Asa Who? | Asa-int amongst men! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ash | Ash Who? | Bless you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashley | Ashley Who? | Ashley, I don't know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashley | Ashley Who? | Ashley-t's foot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashur | Ashur Who? | Ashur wish you'd open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia matter of fact, I can't remember! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia Mom in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia or Asia not coming? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia you going to let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asimov | Asimov Who? | Asimov-ie it's even better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asparagus | Asparagus Who? | Asparagus the argument - we don't want to hear it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asta | Asta Who? | Asta the ball is over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asthma | Asthma Who? | Asthma no questions and I'll tell you no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astor | Astor Who? | Astor the ball is over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astor | Astor Who? | Astor what her name is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astronaut | Astronaut Who? | Astronaut here - I'll come back later… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | Gesundheit. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | I'm sorry - didn't know you had a cold! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | That's a bad sneeze you got there. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athena | Athena Who? | Athena flying saucer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athena | Athena Who? | Athena reindeer landing on your roof… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athens | Athens Who? | "Athens I love you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athol | Athol Who? | Athol'd my bike - can ya' gimme a ride? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athos | Athos Who? | Athos it makes a difference! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atlas | Atlas Who? | Atlas I'm here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atlas | Atlas Who? | Atlas it's the weekend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atom | Atom Who? | Atom 'n Eve. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atomic | Atomic Who? | Atomic ache is hard to stomach! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Attila | Attila Who? | Attila you no lies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atunna | Atunna Who? | He's in a ton a trouble. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atwood | Atwood Who? | Atwood be nice if you asked me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atwood | Atwood Who? | Atwood only take a second or two. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Audacity | Audacity Who? | Audacity way to be! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Audrey | Audrey Who? | Audrey be doing this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Augusta | Augusta Who? | Augusta go home now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Augusta | Augusta Who? | Augusta wind blew my hat off. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Jemima | Aunt Jemima Who? | I'm glad I ain't joe mamma! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt Lou do you think you are? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt misbehavin'? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auntie | Auntie Who? | Auntie glad to see me again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aura | Aura Who? | Aura Lee… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aurora | Aurora Who? | Aurora is what a lion is. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aurora | Aurora Who? | Aurora's just come from a big tiger! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Austen | Austen Who? | Austen-tentatiously well off! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Austin | Austin Who? | Austin corrected! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Author | Author Who? | An Author joe-k like this and I'm gone… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Author | Author Who? | Author any more cookies left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auto | Auto Who? | Auto know, but I've forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auto | Auto Who? | Auto meet me when I'm dressed up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Autumn | Autumn Who? | Autumnastic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ava | Ava Who? | Ava good mind to go away now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ava | Ava Who? | Ava seen you someplace before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue babysitter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue been missing me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue heard the good news yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue heard this knock knock joe-k before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue knocked on this door before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avenue | Avenue Who? | Avenue learned my name yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avery | Avery Who? | Avery dog has his day. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avery | Avery Who? | Avery time I come to your house we go through this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avis | Avis Who? | Avis-ibly impaired person… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avis | Avis Who? | Avis just at the funny farm and thought about you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avocado | Avocado Who? | Avocado cold? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon | Avon Who? | Avon to be alone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon | Avon Who? | Avon to get in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon | Avon Who? | Avon who to come and open zis door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Avon Lady | Avon Lady Who? | Your doorbell's broken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Award | Award Who? | Award to the wise is sufficient. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aware | Aware Who? | "Aware, aware has my little dog gone?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Awesome | Awesome Who? | Awesome of these joe-ks supposed to be funny? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Awful | Awful Who? | Awful one and one for all. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axe | Axe Who? | Axe your mother if you can come out and play. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axel | Axel Who? | Axel-dental Tourist! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axel | Axel Who? | Axel grease! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Axel | Axel Who? | Axel me nicely and I might just tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ayatollah | Ayatollah Who? | Ayatollah you already! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | B2 | B2 Who? | B2 school on time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Baby Owl | Baby Owl Who? | Baby Owl see you later! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Babylon | Babylon Who? | Babylon if you have to. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Babylon | Babylon Who? | Babylon - I'm not listening anyway… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach of sweets! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach to the basics. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach to the drawing board. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Bach to work, you slackers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bach | Bach Who? | Your Bach is worse than your bite! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bacilli | Bacilli Who? | Don't bacilli… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bacon | Bacon Who? | Bacon a cake for your birthday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bacon | Bacon Who? | Bacon your pardon? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Baloney | Baloney Who? | Baloney God can make a tree. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Banana | Banana Who? | Banana split so I screamed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Banana | Banana Who? | Banana messages for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bananas | Bananas Who? | Bananas in pajamas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Banana | Banana Who? | Ba-na-na-na (Beethoven's favourite Fruit Symphony!) | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barbara | Barbara Who? | "Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barber | Barber Who? | Barber Streisand | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barbie | Barbie Who? | Barbie-cue is burning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barbie | Barbie Who? | Barbie Q. Chicken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barcelona | Barcelona Who? | My sister doesn't go to Barcelona. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bargain | Bargain Who? | Bargain up the wrong tree again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barry | Barry Who? | "Barry me not on the lone prairie." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barry | Barry Who? | Barry the hatchet. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barry | Barry Who? | Barry the treasure where no one will find it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barrymore | Barrymore Who? | Barrymore not on the lone prairie. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bart | Bart Who? | Bart up the wrong tree! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barton | Barton Who? | Barton down the hatches. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Barton | Barton Who? | Baron up your overcoat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bat | Bat Who? | Bat you can't guess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bay | Bay Who? | "Bay-be face. You've got the cutest little bay-be face." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bayou | Bayou Who? | Bayou a pop if you lend me a dollar. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | B.C. | B.C. Who? | B.C.'ing you around, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bea | Bea Who? | Bea a good sport and open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bea | Bea Who? | Beatle Bailey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bean | Bean Who? | Bean awhile since I last saw you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bean | Bean Who? | Bean fishing lately? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beans | Beans Who? | Beans so long I hardly recognize you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bear | Bear Who? | Bear are you? It's dark outside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beater | Beater Who? | Beater round the bush. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beats | Beats Who? | Beats me - I forgot my name. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beecher | Beecher Who? | Beecher at any game you pick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beef | Beef Who? | Beef-or I get mad, you better let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beef | Beef Who? | Beef-or I tell you, let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beethoven | Beethoven Who? | Beethoven is too hot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beets | Beets Who? | Beets me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beezer | Beezer Who? | Beezer black and yellow and make honey. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beirut | Beirut Who? | Beirut force! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Believing | Believing Who? | Believing soon - your joe-ks are dumb! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Belize | Belize Who? | Belize in yourself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bella | Bella Who? | Bella bottom trousers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bella | Bella Who? | Bella the ball. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Belladona | Belladona Who? | Belladona work, so I had to knock… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Belle Lee | Belle Lee Who? | Belle Lee Dancer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben Dover. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben knocking on this door all morning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben knocking so long my hand hurts. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben over and kiss me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben | Ben Who? | Ben wonderin' what you're up to. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben and Anna | Ben and Anna Who? | Ben and Anna split so ice creamed. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben and Don | Ben and Don Who? | Ben there, Don that… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben Hur | Ben Hur Who? | Ben Hur for 30 minutes and nobody showed up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ben Hur | Ben Hur Who? | Ben Hur for an hour and she ain't in sight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Benin | Benin Who? | Benin shopping lately? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Benny | Benny Who? | Benny long time no see, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bera | Bera Who? | Bera necessity! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Berlin | Berlin Who? | Berlin the water for my hard boiled egg… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bernadette | Bernadette Who? | Bernadette ate all my dinner - now I'm starving! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bernie D. | Bernie D. Who? | Bernie D. candles at both ends! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bertha | Bertha Who? | Bertha-day greetings 2U, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bertha | Bertha Who? | Bertha the blues. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beryl | Beryl Who? | Beryl of beer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bess | Bess Who? | Bess of luck. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beta watch | Beta watch Who? | "Beta watch out, beta not cry, beta not pout…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beth | Beth Who? | Beth you can't guess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Beth | Beth Who? | Beth wisheth, thweetie… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bette | Bette Who? | Bette you can't guess my name! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty | Betty Who? | Betty-bye! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty | Betty Who? | Betty gets sore knuckles form all that knocking. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty | Betty Who? | Betty ya don't know who this is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Betty Lou | Betty Lou Who? | Betty lou a few pounds! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bias | Bias Who? | Bias many as you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bibi | Bibi Who? | Bibi gun. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bifocal | Bifocal Who? | "On a bifocal built for two…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Big Horse | Big Horse Who? | "Big Horse of you there's a song in my heart." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bitter Bianca | Bitter Bianca Who? | Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bjorn | Bjorn Who? | "Bjorn free - my father's a Doctor..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bjorn | Bjorn Who? | Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Black Panther | Black Panther Who? | Black Panther in the wash so I wore my brown ones. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Black Panther | Black Panther Who? | Black Panther what I wear - what do you wear? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blank | Blank Who? | You're welcome! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blast | Blast Who? | Blast, but not least… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bless | Bless Who? | Me - who else? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blubber | Blubber Who? | "Blubber, come back to me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Blue | Blue Who? | Blue away with the wind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bo | Bo Who? | Bo Geste! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bob | Bob Who? | "Bob, Bob, black sheep, have you any wool?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bob Dwyer | Bob Dwyer Who? | Ouch! Caught my pants on some Bob Dwyer… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boise | Boise Who? | Boise strange! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bolivia | Bolivia Who? | Bolivia me, I know what I'm talking about! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boll Weevil | Boll Weevil Who? | After the Boll Wee-vil all go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bologna | Bologna Who? | Bologna & cheese! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bolton | Bolton Who? | Bolton the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bolzano | Bolzano Who? | Bolzano the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boo | Boo Who? | Don't cry - iIt's only a joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Booty | Booty Who? | Booty is only skin deep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Booty | Booty Who? | You're Booty-full. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Borg | Borg Who? | Borg out of my mind… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boris | Boris Who? | Boris to death - aren't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Botany | Botany Who? | Botany good jellybeans lately? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boycott | Boycott Who? | Boycott his jeans on the fence. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Boyd | Boyd Who? | Boyd, did I make a mistake! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brad | Brad Who? | Brad news, I'm afraid… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brahms | Brahms Who? | "The Brahms bursting in air…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Braise | Braise Who? | Braise the Lord! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brewster | Brewster Who? | Brewsters wake you up in the morning singing "cock-a-doodle-do"! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bridget | Bridget Who? | "London Bridget falling down, falling down…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brie | Brie Who? | Brie me my supper! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brie | Brie Who? | Brie my Valentine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brigham | Brigham Who? | "Brigham, Brigham, oh Brigham my sunshine to me, to me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brighton | Brighton Who? | Brighton early. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Brighton | Brighton Who? | Up Brighton early - just to see you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Britches | Britches Who? | "London Britches falling down…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Broccoli | Broccoli Who? | Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bruce | Bruce Who? | Careful - I Bruce easily! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buck | Buck Who? | Buck, Buck… I'm a chicken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bud | Bud Who? | Bud sweat n' tears. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Budapest | Budapest Who? | You're nothing Budapest! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buddha | Buddha Who? | Buddha this slice of bread for me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buddy | Buddy Who? | Buddy fingers. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Budget | Budget Who? | Budget - it'll go through the door easier. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bug | Bug Who? | Bug Rodgers. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bugspray | Bugspray Who? | Bugs pray that snakes won't eat them! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Burden | Burden Who? | A burden the hand is worth tow in the bush. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Burton | Burton Who? | Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Buster | Buster Who? | Buster gut. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Burton | Burton Who? | Burton up your overcoat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bush | Bush Who? | Bush your money where your mouth is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butch | Butch Who? | Butch your arms around me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butcher | Butcher Who? | Butcher arms around me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butcher | Butcher Who? | Butcher money where your mouth is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter bring an umbrella - it looks like it might rain… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter late than never. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butter up - I'm throwing a fast ball. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | Butterfly. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butter | Butter Who? | I butter not tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butternut | Butternut Who? | Butternut let me in - I have mud on my shoes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Butternut | Butternut Who? | Butternut try to pick up a skunk. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Button | Button Who? | Button in is not polite! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Button | Button Who? | Button into what's not your business? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Bwana | Bwana Who? | Bwana hold your hand. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | C-2 | C-2 Who? | C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | C's | C's Who? | C's the day. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cabot | Cabot Who? | Cabotret! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cadillac | Cadillac Who? | Cadillac-t mad if you step on its tail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Caesar | Caesar Who? | "Caesar jolly good fellow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cain and Abel | Cain and Abel Who? | Can talk now - Abel tomorrow… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cairo | Cairo Who? | Cairo the boat now? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Calder | Calder Who? | Calder police - I've been robbed! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Callas | Callas Who? | Callas should be removed by a podiatrist. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Camalot | Camalot Who? | Camalot - where King Arthur lived | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cameron | Cameron Who? | Cameron film are what you need to take pictures. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cameron | Cameron Who? | Cameron film are ready - say cheese! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cameron | Cameron Who? | Cameron over here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Camilla | Camilla Who? | Camilla minute. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Camphor | Camphor Who? | Camphor the life of me remember your name. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canada | Canada Who? | What'd I buy? Canada best knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canary | Canary Who? | Can Ari come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candace | Candace Who? | Candace be true - the last knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candace | Candace Who? | Candace door be opened? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canape | Canape Who? | Canape you by cheque? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candice | Candice Who? | Candice be love? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candice | Candice Who? | Candice be the last joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candice | Candice Who? | Candice get any better? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candidate | Candidate Who? | Candidate be changed to Saturday? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candy | Candy Who? | Can Dee come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Candy | Candy Who? | Candy cow jump over the moon? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cannibal | Cannibal Who? | Cannibal-eve you're for real… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe come over? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe help me with my homework? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe lend me some money? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Canoe | Canoe Who? | Canoe tell me some knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cantalope | Cantalope Who? | Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Can't Eh | Can't Eh Who? | Can't Eh'k another knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cantina | Cantina Who? | Cantina have a cookie? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carew | Carew Who? | Carew of the Love Boat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cargo | Cargo Who? | Cargo beep, beep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Caribbean | Caribbean Who? | You don't Caribbean that I'm standing out here in the rain! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carina | Carina Who? | Carina ditch - can I use your cell phone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carl | Carl Who? | Carl get you there quicker than if you walk! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carlo | Carlo Who? | Carlo on gas. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carlotta | Carlotta Who? | Carlotta trouble when it breaks down. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmen | Carmen Who? | Carmen get it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmen | Carmen Who? | Carmen in on a wing and a prayer. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmen or Cohen | Carmen or Cohen Who? | I don't know whether you're Carmen or Cohen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carmencita | Carmencita Who? | Carmencita down and take a load off your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrie | Carrie Who? | "Carrie me back to old Virginny." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrie | Carrie Who? | Carrie me inside - I'm tired… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrie | Carrie Who? | Carrie the bags into the house, please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrier | Carrier Who? | Carrier over the threshold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrot | Carrot Who? | Carrot me back home! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Carrot | Carrot Who? | Karate Chop! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | Cash me if you can! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | Got any nuts? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | No, thanks. I prefer peanuts. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cash | Cash Who? | You're nuts! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cashew | Cashew Who? | Cashew goofing off again and you're fired. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cashew | Cashew Who? | Cashew see - it's me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cashews | Cashews Who? | Cashews don't fit and my feet are killing me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Casino | Casino Who? | Casino evil. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cass | Cass Who? | Cass more flies with honey than with vinegar! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cassie | Cassie Who? | Cassie the forest for the trees! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castanet | Castanet Who? | Castanet in the water to catch fish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castor | Castor Who? | Castor bread upon the water. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castor | Castor Who? | Castorblanca! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Castro | Castro Who? | Castro bread upon the waters! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cat Gut | Cat Gut Who? | Cat Gut your tongue? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Catch | Catch Who? | Need a Kleenex? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cathy | Cathy Who? | Cathy the doorbell - it's too dark out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Catkin | Catkin Who? | Catkin see in the dark. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cattle | Cattle Who? | Cattle purr if you pet it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | C.D. | C.D. Who? | Can't C.D. forest for the trees. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cecil | Cecil Who? | Cecil have music wherever she goes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cecile | Cecile Who? | Cecile this envelope! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cecilius | Cecilius Who? | Cecilius knock knock joe-k I ever heard! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cedar | Cedar Who? | Cedar pyramids along the Nile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celery | Celery Who? | Celery me your lunch, will you - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste chance to open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a fish… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I'll ask you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I'm going to lend you money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celeste | Celeste Who? | Celeste time I'm telling you - open up. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celia | Celia Who? | Celia later, alligator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Celia | Celia Who? | Celia envelope before you mail it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cello | Cello Who? | "Cello acquaintance be forgot…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cello | Cello Who? | Cello dere! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Centipede | Centipede Who? | Centipede on the Christmas tree. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Censure | Censure Who? | Censure letters by air mail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Censure | Censure Who? | Censure so smart, why aren't you rich? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cent | Cent Who? | Cent-imental dreams… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cereal | Cereal Who? | Cereal McCoy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cereal | Cereal Who? | Cereal pleasure to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ceylon | Ceylon Who? | "Ceylon," Columbus told his men. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chad | Chad Who? | Chad to make your acquaintance! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chair | Chair Who? | Chair your sandwich with me - I'm hungry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Champ | Champ Who? | Champ poo your hair - it's dirty. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chantelle | Chantelle Who? | Chantelle you anything! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Charlotta | Charlotta Who? | Charlotta fuss about nothing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Charlotte | Charlotte Who? | Char-lotte of mosquitoes out tonight. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Checker | Checker Who? | Checker out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cheese | Cheese Who? | Cheese a sweet girl… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cheese | Cheese Who? | Cheese funny that way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chelsea | Chelsea Who? | Chelsea you in my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chemise | Chemise Who? | Chemise me when I'm gone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cher | Cher Who? | Cher and share alike! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cher | Cher Who? | Cher-lock Holmes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cherry | Cherry Who? | Cherry oh - see you later! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chesapeake | Chesapeake Who? | Chesapeake to me and I'll tell you everything. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chess | Chess Who? | Chess game to say goodbye… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chess | Chess Who? | Chess one of those things. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester feeled my leg so I slapped him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester minute and I'll see. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester minute and you'll find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chester | Chester Who? | Chester the nick of time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chesterfield | Chesterfield Who? | Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chicken | Chicken Who? | Chicken the oven - I smell something burning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chicken | Chicken Who? | Chicken up on you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chihuahua | Chihuahua Who? | Chihuahua buy a chocolate bar? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chile | Chile Who? | Chile out tonight, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chimney | Chimney Who? | Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chin | Chin Who? | Chin up - I'm not going to tell any more knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | China | China Who? | China just like old times, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chip | Chip Who? | Chip of Fools! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chiquita | Chiquita Who? | Chiquita little last night? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chloe | Chloe Who? | Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chopin | Chopin Who? | Chopin the supermarket! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chopin | Chopin Who? | Goin' on a Chopin spree, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chow Mein | Chow Mein Who? | Choe Mein to meet you, my dear! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chuck | Chuck Who? | Chuck and see if the door is locked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Chuck | Chuck Who? | Chuck in a sandwich for lunch, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cicero | Cicero Who? | Cicero row I sit in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cicero | Cicero Who? | Cicero the boat ashore! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cigar | Cigar Who? | Cigarlette fever. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cigarette | Cigarette Who? | Cigarette agent. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cigarette | Cigarette Who? | Cigarette life if you don't weaken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cinder | Cinder Who? | Cinder top drawer with your socks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cindy | Cindy Who? | Cindy cool of the evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cindy | Cindy Who? | Cindy movie, read the book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cinnamon | Cinnamon Who? | Cinnamon-ster - shut the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cirrhosis | Cirrhosis Who? | Cirrhosis red and violets are blue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clancy | Clancy Who? | Clancy where I'm going. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clara | Clara Who? | Clara space on the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clare | Clare Who? | Clare your throat before you speak! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clarence | Clarence Who? | Clarence sale! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Claude | Claude Who? | Claude his way to the top. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cliff | Cliff Who? | Cliff the hedges! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Closure | Closure Who? | Closure mouth when you're eating! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Clothes | Clothes Who? | Clothes the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cockadoodle | Cockadoodle Who? | Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken - it's cockadoodledoo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Codicil | Codicil Who? | I've codicil-y wife. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Coincide | Coincide Who? | Coincide - it's raining cats and dogs out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin all cars! Colin all cars! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin the doctor - I'm not feeling well… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin the doctor - these knock knock joe-ks are sick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colin | Colin Who? | Colin the doctor - you make me sick! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colleen | Colleen Who? | Colleen up this mess! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Colleen | Colleen Who? | Colleen up your room. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Collie | Collie Who? | "Collie-fornia here I come." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Collie | Collie Who? | Collie taxi - I'm leaving… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Collier | Collier Who? | Collier big brother - see if I care! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cologne | Cologne Who? | Cologne me names won't help! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cologne | Cologne Who? | Cologne Ranger rides again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Coma | Coma Who? | Coma your hair! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Comb | Comb Who? | Comb over to my house. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Comma | Comma Who? | Comma up and see me sometime. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Con | Con Who? | Con Tiki. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Con | Con Who? | Con With The Wind. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conan | Conan Who? | Conan the cob. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Concha | Concha Who? | Concha hear me knocking? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Concha | Concha Who? | Concha hear my knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Congo | Congo Who? | Congo on - these joe-ks are killing me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Congo | Congo Who? | Congo on meeting like this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Congo | Congo Who? | Congo out - I'm grounded! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conrad | Conrad Who? | Conrad the whole book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conscience stricken | Conscience stricken Who? | Don't conscience stricken before they hatch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Constanza | Constanza Who? | Constanza out here in the rain - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Consuelo | Consuelo Who? | Sore throat - Consuelo a thing… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Consumption | Consumption Who? | Consumption be done about these Ether bunnies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Consumption | Consumption Who? | Consumption be done about these knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Conyers | Conyers Who? | Conyers please open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cook | Cook Who? | Who are you calling Cuckoo? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Coolidge | Coolidge Who? | Coolidge a cucumber! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Corn | Corn Who? | Want more corn? Try a few more knock knock joe-ks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cosmo | Cosmo Who? | You Cosmo trouble than anybody I know! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Costa | Costa Who? | Costa lot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Costas | Costas Who? | Costas a fortune to get here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cotton | Cotton Who? | Cotton a trap - please help me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Could she | Could she Who? | Could she, koochy she coo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cows | Cows Who? | No - cows moo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cows go | Cows go Who? | No they don't! Cows go moo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cow interrupting | Cow interrupting Who? | … Moo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cozy | Cozy Who? | Cozy who's knocking. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crate | Crate Who? | Crate to be here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Creature | Creature Who? | Creature friends with respect. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Creature | Creature Who? | Creature old friend with a hug. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crepes | Crepes Who? | Crepes of Wrath. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crimea | Crimea Who? | "Crimea River…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Crock and Dial | Crock and Dial Who? | Crock and Dial Dundee! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cronkite | Cronkite Who? | Cronkite evidence. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cuba | Cuba Who? | Cuba wood. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cugat | Cugat Who? | Cugat to love my knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cumin | Cumin Who? | Cumin get it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Curry | Curry Who? | Curry me back home, will you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Curtis | Curtis Who? | Curtis Interruptus. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Curtis | Curtis Who? | Curtis see is contagious. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Custer | Custer Who? | Custer a penny to find out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Custer | Custer Who? | Custer pretty penny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cy | Cy Who? | Cy knew it was you, I wouldn't have opened the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cy | Cy Who? | Cy'n on the bottom line! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cybil | Cybil Who? | Cybil War. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cynthia | Cynthia Who? | Cynthia you been away I missed you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cypress | Cypress Who? | Cy-press your suit? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Cyril | Cyril Who? | Cyril nice to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Czar | Czar Who? | Czar a doctor in the house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Czar | Czar Who? | Czar she blows! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | D-1 | D-1 Who? | I'm D-1 to watch! Details @ Possibells.com, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dad | Dad Who? | Dad fuel to the fire. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daisy | Daisy Who? | Daisy plays, nights he sleeps… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daisy | Daisy Who? | Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dakar | Dakar Who? | Dakar is broken - I had to walk. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dakota | Dakota Who? | Dakota fits fine - the pants are too long. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dakota | Dakota Who? | Dakota is too long in the arms. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dale | Dale Who? | Dale come out if you ask dem! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dali | Dali Who? | Dali've me alone! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dallas | Dallas Who? | Dallas in Wonderland. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Damascus | Damascus Who? | Damascus what you wear on Halloween. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dana | Dana Who? | Dana talk with your mouth full. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dandelion | Dandelion Who? | Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dandelion | Dandelion Who? | Isn't it Dandelion around all day doing nothing? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Danielle | Danielle Who? | Danielle at me - I heard you the first time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Danielle | Danielle Who? | Danielle - I can hear you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Danielle | Danielle Who? | Danielle so loud - I heard you the first time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darby | Darby Who? | Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darby | Darby Who? | Darby stung me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darius | Darius Who? | Darius a lot I have to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darrel | Darrel Who? | Darrel never be another you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darren | Darren Who? | "Darren young man on the flying trapeze." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darth Vader | Darth Vader Who? | Darth Vader cookie crumbles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darwin | Darwin Who? | I'll be Darwin you open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Darwin | Darwin Who? | "Darwin young man on the flying trapeze…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daryl | Daryl Who? | Daryl never be another you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Data | Data Who? | Data new hairdo, or did you just walk through a car wash? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Datsun | Datsun Who? | Datsun of mine is spoiled. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Datsun | Datsun Who? | Datsun old joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Datsun | Datsun Who? | Datsun will come out tomorrow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Daughter | Daughter Who? | Daughter-door salesman. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dave | Dave Who? | Dave for Night! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dawn | Dawn Who? | Dawn bit off more than you can chew, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dawn | Dawn Who? | Dawn by the station, early in the morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dawn | Dawn Who? | Dawn leave me out here in the cold! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | De Niro | De Niro Who? | De Niro I am to you, the more I like you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | De Witt | De Witt Who? | De Witt now or never! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deanna | Deanna Who? | Deanna-mals are restless - open the cage! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deanna | Deanna Who? | "Till Deanna time…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Debt | Debt Who? | Debt men tell no tales. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deduct | Deduct Who? | Donald Deduct! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dee | Dee Who? | Dee knock knock joe-ks are on me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deena | Deena Who? | Deena hear me the first time? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deep | Deep Who? | Deep ends on who you were expecting. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deep Ends | Deep Ends Who? | All Deep Ends on you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dees | Dees Who? | Dees don't fit me at all… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deesa | Deesa Who? | Deesa-pear and don't come back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defeat | Defeat Who? | Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defense | Defense Who? | Defense keeps the dog in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defense | Defense Who? | Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Defy | Defy Who? | Defy knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dehors | Dehors Who? | Putting Descartes before Dehors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deirdre | Deirdre Who? | Deirdre mother come from Ireland? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delaware | Delaware Who? | Delaware your new dress to the party. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delhi | Delhi Who? | Delhi-catessen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deli | Deli Who? | Deli-catessen. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delia | Delia Who? | Delia cards. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delight | Delight Who? | Delight is hurting my eyes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delight | Delight Who? | "Delight of the silvery moon." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delores | Delores Who? | Delores be an England. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Delores | Delores Who? | Delores is on the side of the good guys! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deluxe | Deluxe Who? | Deluxe Ness Monster. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Demand | Demand Who? | Demand from U.N.C.L.E. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Demure | Demure Who? | Demure the merrier. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Demure | Demure Who? | Demure you get, Demure you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denis | Denis Who? | Denis anyone? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denise | Denise Who? | Denise are above your ankles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denise | Denise Who? | Denise - de sister of de nephew. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennis | Dennis Who? | Dennis says I need to have a tooth out, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennis | Dennis Who? | Dennis the room where I keep my books. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennis | Dennis Who? | Dennis this rain going to stop? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dennison | Dennison Who? | Dennison nice thing to say! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denver | Denver Who? | Denver in the world are we? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Denver | Denver Who? | Denver the good old days! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deny | Deny Who? | Deny-t is when de-stars shine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Depend | Depend Who? | Depend is mightier than the sword. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Derby | Derby Who? | Derby ghosts in that haunted house. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Derision | Derision Who? | Derision room for both of us in this town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Descartes | Descartes Who? | Putting Descartes before Dehors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desdemona | Desdemona Who? | Desdemona Lisa still hand on the gallery wall? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desi | Desi Who? | Desi'gnated hitter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desi | Desi Who? | Desi good enough for me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desi | Desi Who? | Desi good reason why you think you think the world is against you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desil | Desil Who? | Desil fit 'er! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desil | Desil Who? | Desil make you laugh if you're not too smart… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Desiree | Desiree Who? | Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Despair | Despair Who? | Despair tire is flat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Detail | Detail Who? | Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Detail | Detail Who? | De-tail-a-phone operator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Detour | Detour Who? | Detour is over - you're on your own. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deuce | Deuce Who? | Deuce something about your knock knock joe-ks, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Deuce | Deuce Who? | Deuce something about your dog - he just bit me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dewey | Dewey Who? | Dewey have time for another joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dewey | Dewey Who? | Dewey have to go on meeting like this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dewey | Dewey Who? | Dewey have to keep saying all these knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dexter | Dexter Who? | "Dexter halls with boughs of holly…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diane | Diane Who? | Diane to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dictaphone | Dictaphone Who? | Dictaphone back on the receiver and stop running up my bill. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Didjeridoo | Didjeridoo Who? | Didjer-ido all that you had done before? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diego | Diego Who? | Diego all over your face - what a sloppy eater! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel be over before you know it. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel be your last chance. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Dies'el fit 'er! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel make you laugh if you're not too smart. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | "Diesel man, he played one; he played nick-nakc on a drum…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diesel | Diesel Who? | Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dill | Dill Who? | Dill we meet again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dime | Dime Who? | Dime to tell another knock-knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dimension | Dimension Who? | Dimension it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dimitri | Dimitri Who? | Dimitri is where the burgers grow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dina | Dina Who? | Dina at eight - don't be late! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dinah | Dinah Who? | Dinah shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dino | Dino Who? | Dino the answer? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dinosaur | Dinosaur Who? | Dinosaur at upi - you burnt the toast. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dinosaur | Dinosaur Who? | Dinosaur because his father spanked him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dion | Dion Who? | Dion of thirst - can I have a glass of water? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diploma | Diploma Who? | Da plumber will be there in da morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Diploma | Diploma Who? | Diploma to fix the leak! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disaster | Disaster Who? | Dis-aster be my lucky day! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disease | Disease Who? | Disease pants fit you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disguise | Disguise Who? | Disguise the limit. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes a lovely way to spend an evening. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes a very bad knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes me - who ish you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes the police - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishes | Dishes Who? | Dishes the worst case of Ob-knock-ious joe-ks I've ever seen! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dishwasher | Dishwasher Who? | Dishwasher last chance! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disk | Disk Who? | Disk is a recorded message - leave your message at the beep… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dismay | Dismay Who? | Dismay not be a funny joe-k. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disney | Disney Who? | I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Disraeli | Disraeli Who? | Disraeli too much. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Divide | Divide Who? | Divide world of sports. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dizzy | Dizzy Who? | Dizzy undertaker know you're up? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doberman Pinscher | Doberman Pinscher Who? | Doberman Pinscher and she slugged him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dobie | Dobie Who? | Dobie cruel to animals! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doctor | Doctor Who? | Doctor Who no longer live here… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doctor | Doctor Who? | You just said it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dodson | Dodson Who? | Dodson old knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dole | Dole Who? | Dole truth and nothing but the truth… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dolores | Dolores Who? | Dolores be an England. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Domino | Domino Who? | Domino cowhand. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Domino | Domino Who? | "Domino thing if you ain't got that swing…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | "Don cry for me, Argentina." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don Patrol… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don know - I've got amnesia. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don mess around - just open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don mess around with me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don | Don Who? | Don want to tell you my name. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Ameche | Don Ameche Who? | I'll be Don Amache in a taxi, honey. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don and Greta | Don and Greta Who? | Don and Greta round much any more. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Giovanni | Don Giovanni Who? | Don Giovanni any ice cream today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Giovanni | Don Giovanni Who? | Don Giovanni - talk to me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Juan | Don Juan Who? | Don Juan to go out today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Juan | Don Juan Who? | Don Juan to go to school today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Don Juan | Don Juan Who? | I Don Juan to set the world on fire. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donahue | Donahue Who? | Donahue try to hide from me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donahue | Donahue Who? | Donahue yell at me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donald | Donald Who? | "Donald come baby, cradle and all…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donalette | Donalette Who? | Donalette the bed bugs bite! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donat | Donat Who? | Donat be so smart, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donatello | Donatello Who? | Donatello anybody, but I'm a werewolf… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donatello | Donatello Who? | Donatello'n me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donkey | Donkey Who? | Donkey Hotey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donkey | Donkey Who? | Donkey-ote. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donna | Donna Who? | Donna let the stars get in your eyes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donna | Donna Who? | "Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone but me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donna Mae | Donna Mae Who? | Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donovan | Donovan Who? | Donovan know your own name? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Donovan | Donovan Who? | Donovan to hear another word out of you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dora | Dora Who? | Dora wood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dora Belle | Dora Belle Who? | Dora Belle is broken, so I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doris | Doris Who? | Doris closed, so I knocked. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doris | Doris Who? | Doris slammed on my finger - Ouch! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dots | Dots Who? | Dots for me to know, and you to find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dotty | Dotty Who? | Dotty way the cookie crumbles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doug | Doug Who? | Doug a hole on your doorstep. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dough | Dough Who? | Dough good deeds and you'll go to heaven… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doughnut | Doughnut Who? | Doughnut make my brown eyes blue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doughnut | Doughnut Who? | Doughnut open until Christmas! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Doughnut | Doughnut Who? | Doughnut thing till you hear from me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Douglas | Douglas Who? | Douglas is broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen | Dozen Who? | Dozen anybody want to let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen | Dozen Who? | Dozen anyone ever answer the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen | Dozen Who? | Dozen she look nice? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dozen Olgo | Dozen Olgo Who? | An owl goes whoo, whoo. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dragon | Dragon Who? | Dragon my name through the mud again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dragon | Dragon Who? | Dragon your feet again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dresden | Dresden Who? | Dresden rags again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dresden | Dresden Who? | Dresden your Sunday best. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Drew | Drew Who? | Look - I Drew you a picture! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Drucilla | Drucilla Who? | Drucilla kid you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duane | Duane Who? | Duane the bath - I'm dwowning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duet | Duet Who? | Duet again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duet | Duet Who? | Duet right or don't do it at all. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duluth | Duluth Who? | Duluth tooth will get you a quarter. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dummy | Dummy Who? | Dummy a favour and go away! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dunbar | Dunbar Who? | Dunbar the door - I'll only climb through the window! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Duncan | Duncan Who? | Duncan your doughnut again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dunce | Dunce Who? | Dun-ce-ay another word! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dustin | Dustin Who? | Dustin furniture with polish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dustin | Dustin Who? | Dustin time - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dustin Hoffman | Dustin Hoffman Who? | Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dutch | Dutch Who? | Dutch me and I'll scream. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwayne | Dwayne Who? | "Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwayne | Dwayne Who? | Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwight | Dwight Who? | Dwight as rain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Dwight | Dwight Who? | Dwight way and the wrong way! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E | E Who? | E lies - take him away to the dungeon! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eames | Eames Who? | Eames to please. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eamon | Eamon Who? | Eamon in a good mood today - come in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eamon | Eamon Who? | "Eamon the mood for love..." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ear | Ear Who? | Ear you are! I've been looking for you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Earl | Earl Who? | Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Earl | Earl Who? | "Earl I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ear's looking at you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ears another knock knock joe-k 4U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ears looking at you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ears | Ears Who? | Ears some more knock knock joe-ks for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Easter | Easter Who? | Easter anybody home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Easter | Easter Who? | The Easter Bunny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eaton | Eaton Who? | Eaton out of the garbage again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eaton | Eaton Who? | Eaton crow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eben | Eben Who? | Eben a good boy… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E.C. | E.C. Who? | E.C. Street! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eclipse | Eclipse Who? | Eclipse my hair too close. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ed | Ed Who? | Ed-vanced education. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eddie | Eddie Who? | Eddie body home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eddy | Eddy Who? | Eddy body got a tissue? I've got a cold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edgar | Edgar Who? | I'd get rid of that if I were you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edible | Edible Who? | Edible-ony sandwich for lunch… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edith | Edith Who? | Edith - it'll make you fell better… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edna | Edna Who? | Edna the class! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edsel | Edsel Who? | Edsel there is - there ain't no more. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edward B. | Edward B. Who? | Edward B. nice if you made like a bee and buzzed off… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Edwin | Edwin Who? | Edwin some, you lose some! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eel | Eel Who? | Eel feel better in the morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effervescent | Effervescent Who? | Effervescent for wine, women, and song, he'd be a perfect husband. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effervescent | Effervescent Who? | Effervescent for you, I'd be done already. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Efficient | Efficient Who? | Efficient my old pal… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effie | Effie Who? | Effie thing's coming up roses… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Effie | Effie Who? | Effie-thing I have is yours. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egbert | Egbert Who? | Eg-bert no bacon, please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egg | Egg Who? | Egg-citing to meet you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eggs | Eggs Who? | Eggs marks the spot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eggs | Eggs Who? | Eggs-tremely cold out here - let me in, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egos | Egos Who? | Egos wherever he wants to. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Egypt | Egypt Who? | Egypt you when he sold you bad knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eiffel | Eiffel Who? | Eiffel down and hurt my knee. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eiffel | Eiffel Who? | Eiffel good - I knew I would. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eiffel | Eiffel Who? | Eiffel into the lake. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen | Eileen Who? | Eileen dover. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen | Eileen Who? | Eileen down to tie my shoes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen | Eileen Who? | Eileen over to tie up my shoes! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eileen Dunn | Eileen Dunn Who? | Eileen Dunn the bell and it broke. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eisenhower | Eisenhower Who? | Eisenhower late for school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elaine | Elaine Who? | Elaine of the freeway. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elektra | Elektra Who? | Elektra circus! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Element | Element Who? | Element to tell you that she can't see you today. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eleta | Eleta Who? | Eleta bit of work never hurt anyone. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eli | Eli Who? | Eli, Eli Oh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elia | Elia Who? | Elia wake at night thinking about you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elias | Elias Who? | Elias a terribel thing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elise | Elise Who? | Elise signed by a tenant. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eliza | Eliza Who? | Eliza lot, so watch your step. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elizabeth | Elizabeth Who? | Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elke | Elke Who? | Elke Seltzer - plop plop, fizz fizz! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ella | Ella Who? | Ella-vator - doesn’t that give you a lift, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ella Man | Ella Man Who? | Ella Man-tary, my dear Watson! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ella Vance | Ella Vance Who? | Ella Vance never forget anything. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ellen | Ellen Who? | "Ellen-eed is love, love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ellen | Ellen Who? | Ellen you a dollar, but pay me back soon. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eloise | Eloise Who? | Sadie word and I'll Eloise be your valentine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elsewhere | Elsewhere Who? | Elsewhere it's true! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Elsie | Elsie Who? | Elsie you around! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emerson | Emerson Who? | Emerson some nice shoes you have on. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emil | Emil Who? | Emil for the poor! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emile | Emile Who? | Emile fit for a king. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | Emma bit cold out here - can you let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | Emma blue? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | Emma Canadian, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emma | Emma Who? | "Emma little teapot, short and stout…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emanuel | Emanuel Who? | Emanuel see turn into a werewolf when the moon is full… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emerson | Emerson Who? | Emerson nice shoes you've got on. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emerson | Emerson Who? | Emerson of a gun! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emmett | Emmett Who? | Emmett your service! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Emissary | Emissary Who? | Emissary I made you cry… '<( | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Energize | Energize Who? | Her hair is blonde energize are blue. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Energy | Energy Who? | Energy-ean jacket, she looks like a Joe-kster. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Enid | Enid Who? | Enid some more money? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Enoch | Enoch Who? | Enoch and Enoch, but noone answers the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Erma | Erma Who? | Erma little confused about that last joe-k… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Erma | Erma Who? | "Erma little teapot, short and stout…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E's | E's Who? | E's not feeling well… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Erie | Erie Who? | Erie is - right on time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esau | Esau Who? | Esau down the road… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esau | Esau Who? | Esau throat is killing me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eschew | Eschew Who? | Eschew goes on your foot. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eskimo | Eskimo Who? | Eskimo questions - I'll tell you no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eskimo | Eskimo Who? | Eskimo-ver for dinner. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eskimo. Chretien, Italian | Eskimo. Chretien, Italian Who? | Eskimo Chretien, Italian no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Essay | Essay Who? | "Essay a little prayer for you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Essen | Essen Who? | Essen it fun to listen to these knock knock joe-ks, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Estelle | Estelle Who? | Estelle waiting for you to open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esther | Esther Who? | Esther anything I can do for you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Esther | Esther Who? | Esther room for one more? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | E.T. | E.T. Who? | E.T. your food before it gets cold. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Etch | Etch Who? | Bless you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ethan | Ethan Who? | Ethan everything all right? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ethan | Ethan Who? | Ethan me out of house and home, you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ethan | Ethan Who? | Ethan this the pits? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ether | Ether Who? | Ether bunny! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Etta | Etta Who? | Ettaquette! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eubie | Eubie Who? | Eubie long to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eubie | Eubie Who? | Eubie-lieve in the tooth fairy? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eugenes | Eugenes Who? | Eugenes need washing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eugenie | Eugenie Who? | Eugenie from the bottle? Grant me three wishes, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eunice | Eunice Who? | Eunice boy, let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eureka | Eureka Who? | Eureka perfume! Who sold it to you - a skunk? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Euripides | Euripides Who? | Euripides clothes and I'll sue you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Euripides | Euripides Who? | Euripides pants and you'll buy him some new ones. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europa | Europa Who? | Europa steer and I'll watch. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europe | Europe Who? | Europe the creek without a paddle. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europe | Europe Who? | Europe'ning the doo too slow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Europe | Europe Who? | Europe to no good! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | European | European Who? | European in the neck! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eustace | Eustace Who? | Come Eustace you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eva | Eva Who? | Eva the best friends must part. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eva | Eva Who? | Eva the worm will turn. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eva | Eva Who? | Eva you're deaf, or your doorbell isn't working! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan and Earth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan only knows. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan seen anything like you since the Rocky Horror Show… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evan | Evan Who? | Evan you should know who it is. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eve | Eve Who? | Eve who my hearties! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Event | Event Who? | Event that-a-way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evie | Evie Who? | Evie weather. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Evita | Evita Who? | Evita shut up we wouldn't have gotten a ticket! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ewe | Ewe Who? | Who? Me? What do you want? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ewer | Ewer Who? | Ewer getting sleepy… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Excited | Excited Who? | Excited States of America! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eye | Eye Who? | Eye know who you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyelet | Eyelet Who? | Eyelet you in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyes | Eyes Who? | Eyes got another knock knock joe-ks 4U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyesore | Eyesore Who? | Eyesore do like you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyesore | Eyesore Who? | Eyesore that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyewash | Eyewash Who? | Eyewash I had a million dollars. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Eyewash | Eyewash Who? | "Eyewash you a Merry Christmas…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ezra | Ezra Who? | Ezra no hope for me in this world? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | F2 | F2 Who? | Why do I F2 tell you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fairbanks | Fairbanks Who? | Fairbanks pay interest. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Faith | Faith Who? | Faith looks familiar. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Falafel | Falafel Who? | Falafel off his bike and hurt his knee! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Falsetto | Falsetto Who? | Falsetto teeth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fangs | Fangs Who? | "Fangs for the memories." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | Fanny body calls, I'm out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | Fanny body home? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | Fanny the way you keep saying, "Who's there?" everytime I knock! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fanny | Fanny Who? | These joe-ks aren't very fanny | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fantasy | Fantasy Who? | Fantasy a movie last night. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Faraday | Faraday Who? | Faraday last time - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farley | Farley Who? | Farley the leader! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farm | Farm Who? | Farm me to know and you to find out. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farrah | Farrah Who? | Farrah 'nough! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farrah | Farrah Who? | Farrah out, man! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Farris | Farris Who? | Mirror, mirror on the wall - who's the Farris one of all? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fatso | Fatso Who? | Fatso the matter with you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fedora | Fedora Who? | Fedora shut, does that mean I can't come in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Felix | Felix Who? | Felix-cited all over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Felix | Felix Who? | Fe-lix my ice cream, I'll lick his! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fender | Fender Who? | Fender moon comes over the mountain… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferdie | Ferdie Who? | Ferdie last time, open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferdinand | Ferdinand Who? | Ferdinand is worth two in the bush. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferrer | Ferrer Who? | Ferrer'ything there's a season! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferris | Ferris Who? | Ferris I'm concerned, we're through! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ferry | Ferry Who? | Ferry tales can come true. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fess | Fess Who? | Fess aid - need a bandaid? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Festival | Festival Who? | Play outside? Festival I have to do my homework. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fez | Fez Who? | Fez me, that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fiddlesticks | Fiddlesticks Who? | Fiddlesticks out if your blanket is too short… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fidel | Fidel Who? | Fidel you a secret, will you keep it to yourself? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fido | Fido Who? | Fido away, what will you give me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fido | Fido Who? | Fido I have to wait out here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Figs | Figs Who? | Figs the doorbell - it's broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fiona | Fiona Who? | Fiona had something better to do, do you think we'd be here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fiona | Fiona Who? | Fiona lookout for Mom & Dad… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fire engine | Fire engine Who? | Fire engine one and prepare for blast off. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flea | Flea Who? | Flea blind mice. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flea | Flea Who? | "Flea, fie, foh, fum…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fletcher | Fletcher Who? | Fletcher self go! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fletcher | Fletcher Who? | Fletcher your conscience be your guide. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fletcher | Fletcher Who? | Fletcher your smile be your umbrella. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flo | Flo Who? | Flo ride is good for your teeth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Florida | Florida Who? | Florida bathroom is wet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Florist | Florist Who? | Florist the opposite of ceiling. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Flossie | Flossie Who? | Flossie your teeth. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Folder | Folder Who? | Folder knows best. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fonda | Fonda Who? | Fonda you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forbes | Forbes Who? | Forbes of Evil… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ford | Ford Who? | "Ford he's a jolly good fellow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forest | Forest Who? | Forest the eye can see. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Formaldehyde | Formaldehyde Who? | Formaldehyden places came the hostile Indians… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Formosa | Formosa Who? | Formosa the day I waited at the door for you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Formosa | Formosa Who? | Formosa the summer I was away on holidays. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fortification | Fortification Who? | Fortification I go to the seashore. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forty | Forty Who? | Forty last time, open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Forty | Forty Who? | Forty life of me I can't remember. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Foster | Foster Who? | Foster than a speeding bullet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Foyer | Foyer Who? | Foyer information, it's your sister. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fozzie | Fozzie Who? | Fozzie hundredth time, let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | France | France Who? | France of the family! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frances | Frances Who? | Frances hello! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francie | Francie Who? | Francie that! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francine | Francine Who? | Francine it all. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francis | Francis Who? | Francis on the other side of the Channel… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Francis | Francis Who? | Francis where people speak French. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank | Frank Who? | Franks and beans! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank | Frank Who? | Frank N. Stein - you rang? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank Lee | Frank Lee Who? | Frank Lee, my dear, it's none of your business! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frankfurter | Frankfurter Who? | Frankfuter memories. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frankie | Frankie Who? | "Frankie, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Franks | Franks Who? | Franks a lot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frank's Eye | Frank's Eye Who? | Frank's - Eye needed that. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Franz | Franz Who? | Franz forever! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Franz | Franz Who? | "Franz, Romands, Countrymen… lend me your ears!" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frasier | Frasier Who? | Frasier joe-k isn't very funny? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frasier | Frasier Who? | Frasier never going to open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frayda | Frayda Who? | "Who's a Frayda the bid, bad wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fred | Fred Who? | Fred Badge of Courage! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fred O. | Fred O. Who? | "Who's a Fred O. the Big Bad Wolf…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freddie | Freddie Who? | Freddie or not, here I come! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freddy | Freddy Who? | Freddy when you are! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freddy | Freddy Who? | Freddy, willing, and able. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frederick | Frederick Who? | Frederich Express! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Free Stew | Free Stew Who? | The Free Stooges. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freeda | Freeda Who? | Freeda you, $50 for anyone else… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freedom | Freedom Who? | Never mind - let Freedom ring. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freeze! | Freeze! Who? | "Freeze a jolly good fellow, for he's…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freighter | Freighter Who? | Freighter open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freighter | Freighter Who? | Freighter your own shadow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fresno | Fresno Who? | Fresno genius, but I love him just the same. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fresno | Fresno Who? | "Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Freud | Freud Who? | A-Freud you were going to ask that… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frida | Frida Who? | Frida be! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frieda | Frieda Who? | Frieda cold and starve a fever. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frieda | Frieda Who? | Frieda hostages! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frieda | Frieda Who? | "Who's a Frieda the Big Bad Wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Frigate | Frigate Who? | Awe forget about it - you wouldn't understand… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fritz | Fritz Who? | "Fritz a Wonderful Life." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fruit | Fruit Who? | Fruit of the loom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fu Manchu | Fu Manchu Who? | Fu Manchu bubble gum the way you do. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Fun | Fun Who? | Fun you're my son! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gabe | Gabe Who? | Gabe it my all… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gable | Gable Who? | Gable to leap buildings in a single bound! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gabor | Gabor Who? | Gabor'n to shop. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gail | Gail Who? | Gail of laughter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gall | Gall Who? | Charles de Gall - you speak French, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gall | Gall Who? | Gall darn it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Galway | Galway Who? | Galway - you bother me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Galway | Galway Who? | Galway - you're annoying me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gandhi | Gandhi Who? | Gandhi cane! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gandhi | Gandhi Who? | Gandhi come out and play with me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Garden | Garden Who? | Garden the treasure. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gargoyle | Gargoyle Who? | Gargoyle with salt water and you'll feel better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Garter | Garter Who? | Garter go. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gary | Gary Who? | Gary on smiling! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gary | Gary Who? | Gary the package for me, will ya'! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gas | Gas Who? | "Gas Who's Coming To Dinner…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gene | Gene Who? | Gene-e-alogy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Genoa | Genoa Who? | Genoa any new knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Georgia | Georgia Who? | Georg-ia the Jungle - watch out for that tree! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gerald | Gerald Who? | Gerald washed up, kid! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Germaine | Germaine Who? | Germaine you don't recognize me?+E1327 | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Germany | Germany Who? | Germany people knocking at your door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gertie | Gertie Who? | Gertie laundry… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Get off | Get off Who? | Get off the Internet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | Ghana be famous someday. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | Ghana dance? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | "Ghana wash that man right out of my hair…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghana | Ghana Who? | Not Ghana take it anymore! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghent | Ghent Who? | Ghent out of here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ghost | Ghost Who? | Ghost-art the show - the crowd's waiting… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | G.I. | G.I. Who? | G.I. don't know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gibbon | Gibbon Who? | Gibbon who? Who do you think? I've got wobbly knees, you know! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gibbon | Gibbon Who? | Gibbon inch and he'll take a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gibbon | Gibbon Who? | Gibbon take if you want to get along in the world. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gideon | Gideon Who? | Gideon your horse and let's go! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gil | Gil Who? | Gil the umpire! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gilda | Gilda Who? | Gilda umpire! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gillette | Gillette Who? | If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gina | Gina Who? | Gina you don't recognize me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ginastera | Ginastera Who? | Ginastera at the people! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ginny | Ginny Who? | Ginny a kiss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gino | Gino Who? | Gino me - now, open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giovanni | Giovanni Who? | Giovanni come out and play? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giovanni | Giovanni Who? | Giovanni go to a movie? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gipper | Gipper Who? | Gipper your best! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giuseppe | Giuseppe Who? | Giuseppe my apology? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Giza | Giza Who? | Giza nice boy! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Glad | Glad Who? | Glad you're my Dad! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladwin | Gladwin Who? | Gladwin you leave town. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladys | Gladys Who? | Gladys Friday. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladys | Gladys Who? | Gladys my last knock knock joe-k, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladys | Gladys Who? | Gladys the weekend, aren't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gladwin | Gladwin Who? | Gladwin you're leaving. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Glasgow | Glasgow Who? | Glasgow to the movies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Glove | Glove Who? | "Glove is a Many-Splendored Thing…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gnome | Gnome Who? | "Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goat | Goat Who? | Goat to the door and find out! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goat | Goat Who? | Goat to your room! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goatee | Goatee Who? | Goatee off - the other golfers are waiting. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Godunov | Godunov Who? | Godunov to eat, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goliath | Goliath Who? | Goliath down, you look tired. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goliath | Goliath Who? | Goliath down - you've read too many knock knock joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gomez | Gomez Who? | Gomez around with someone else. I'm busy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goose | Goose Who? | Goose see a doctor - you don't look well… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Goosie | Goosie Who? | Goosie who's at the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher a long walk on a short pier. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher broke! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher pizza - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gopher | Gopher Who? | Gopher your gun, Marshal. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gordie | Gordie Who? | Gordie-rectly to jail - do not pass go - do not collect $200… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla me some cheese on toast please! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla my dreams! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorilla | Gorilla Who? | Gorilla sandwich - I'm hungry! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gorky | Gorky Who? | Gorky will unlock the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gouda | Gouda Who? | Gouda see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gracie | Gracie Who? | Gracie for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grady | Grady Who? | Grady of Expectations! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grammar | Grammar Who? | Grammar crackers - pretty crummy, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grant | Grant Who? | Grant you a wish - what is it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grapes | Grapes Who? | Grapes suzette! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gravy | Gravy Who? | Gravy Crockett | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gregs | Gregs Who? | Gregs of Wrath! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Greta | Greta Who? | Greta job, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Greta | Greta Who? | "Greta long, little dogies, Greta long…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Greta | Greta Who? | You Greta on my nerves! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gretel | Gretel Who? | Gretel long, little doggie… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Grover | Grover Who? | Grover there and get me a cookie. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gruesome | Gruesome Who? | Gruesome tomatoes in my garden. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gucci | Gucci Who? | Gucci-Gucci-Goo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Guinea | Guinea Who? | Guinea a break, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Guinevere | Guinevere Who? | Guinevere going to get together? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gull | Gull Who? | Gull of my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gunboat | Gunboat Who? | You're Gunboat not forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gunga | Gunga Who? | Gunga Din for free 'cause I know the usher. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gunnar | Gunnar Who? | "Gunnar huff and puff and blow your house in…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gus | Gus Who? | Gus who's coming to dinner! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gus | Gus Who? | Gus you don't want to play, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gus | Gus Who? | That's what you're supposed to do! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Guthrie | Guthrie Who? | Guthrie three blind mice! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Gwen | Gwen Who? | Gwen will I see you again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Habit | Habit Who? | Habit your way. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hacienda | Hacienda Who? | Hacienda the story - ain't no more! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hackett | Hackett Who? | I can't Hackett any more - I'm leaving! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haddock | Haddock Who? | Haddock is killing me - got an aspirin? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haden | Haden Who? | Haden seek. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hagar | Hagar Who? | Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haifa | Haifa Who? | Haifa cake is better than none! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haiku | Haiku Who? | "Haiku-d have danced all night…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hair | Hair Who? | Hair today, gone tomorrow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hair Comb | Hair Comb Who? | Hair Combs the bride… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haiti | Haiti Who? | Haiti see a good thing go to waste, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hal about Eve! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hal who to you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hal-ibut - my favourite fish joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hal | Hal Who? | Hallelujah - praise the Lord! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haley | Haley Who? | Haley'en Nation! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Half | Half Who? | Half I got a girl for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Halibut | Halibut Who? | Halibut a kiss, honey! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Halibut | Halibut Who? | Halibut lending me a dollar? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Halifax | Halifax Who? | Halifax you if you fax me, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hall | Hall Who? | "Hall the king's horses and hall the king's men…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hallie | Hallie Who? | Hallie-tosis - your breath smells really bad! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hallow | Hallow Who? | Hallow down there… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hallways | Hallways Who? | Hallways knew you'd never amount to much… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hammond | Hammond Who? | Hammond cheese on rye, please. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hammond | Hammond Who? | Hammond eggs for breakfast. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hand | Hand Who? | Hand over your wallet, this is a stick up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Handel | Handel Who? | Handel with care! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Handsome | Handsome Who? | Handome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hank | Hank Who? | Hank E. Chief | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hank | Hank Who? | Hank you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannah | Hannah Who? | Hannah me some potato chips. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannah | Hannah Who? | "Hannah partridge in a pear tree…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannibal | Hannibal Who? | Hannibal game will last nine innings. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hannibal | Hannibal Who? | Hannibal in a china shop. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hanover | Hanover Who? | Hanover your money! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hans | Hans Who? | Hans off my computer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hans | Hans Who? | Hans off the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hans | Hans Who? | Hans up! I'm a burglar… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hardy | Hardy Who? | Hardy ha, ha! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harley | Harley Who? | Harley ever see you around anymore. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harlow | Harlow Who? | "Harlow Dolly, well Harlow Dolly…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harlow | Harlow Who? | Harlow can you go, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harmon | Harmon Who? | Harmon love with a wonderful guy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harmon | Harmon Who? | Harmon your side, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harmony | Harmony Who? | Harmony times have I told you not to tell me anymore joe-ks! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harness | Harness Who? | Harness to goodness. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harold | Harold Who? | Harold are you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harpy | Harpy Who? | Harpy to see you again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harriet | Harriet Who? | Harriet it up, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harris | Harris Who? | Harris looking at you, kid. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harris | Harris Who? | Harris nice to have on the top of your head. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harris | Harris Who? | Harris the world treating you, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harry | Harry Who? | Harry been, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harry | Harry Who? | Harry up and answer the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harry | Harry Who? | Harry up - I'm starving. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvard | Harvard Who? | Harvard you like a punch in the nose? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey | Harvey Who? | Harvey going to play this game forever? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey | Harvey Who? | Harvey going to stop meeting like this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey | Harvey Who? | Harvey having fun yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Harvey Gotti | Harvey Gotti Who? | Harvey Gotti wait here all night? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hasson | Hasson Who? | Hasson anybody here seen the Joe-kster? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hatch | Hatch Who? | Bless you - please cover your mouth next time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hatch | Hatch Who? | I didn't know you were sick, too… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hattie | Hattie Who? | Hattie do, you all… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Havana | Havana Who? | Havana go home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Havanna | Havanna Who? | Havanna wonderful time - wish you were here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Havelock | Havelock Who? | Havelock put on your door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hawaii | Hawaii Who? | Fine, until you knocked on the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hawaii | Hawaii Who? | Hawaii doing, mate? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hawaii | Hawaii Who? | I'm fine - Hawaii you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Haydn | Haydn Who? | Haydn in this cupboard is boring! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heart | Heart Who? | Heart you the first time! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heart | Heart Who? | Heart-o hear you - speak louder, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heath | Heath Who? | "For Heath a jolly good fellow…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heaven | Heaven Who? | Heaven a wonderful time - wish you were here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heaven | Heaven Who? | Heaven seen you in ages, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heaven | Heaven Who? | Heaven you heard enough knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hector | Hector Who? | "Hector halls with boughs of holly…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hedda | Hedda Who? | Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hedda | Hedda Who? | Hedda feeling you'd tell me another dubm knock knock joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hedda | Hedda Who? | Hedda off at the pass. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heidi | Heidi Who? | Heidi ho. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heidi | Heidi Who? | Heidi-clare war on you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heifer | Heifer Who? | Heifer cow is better than none! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heifer | Heifer Who? | "If Heifer I should lose you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Helena | Helena Who? | To Helena hand basket, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hence | Hence Who? | Hence lay eggs. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henna | Henna Who? | Henna thing you want, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henny | Henny Who? | Henny Penny. The sky is falling down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henny | Henny Who? | Henny port in a storm. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henrietta | Henrietta Who? | Henrietta banana split. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henrietta | Henrietta Who? | Henrietta big dinner and got sick. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Henrietta | Henrietta Who? | Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hepburn | Hepburn Who? | Hepburn and indigestion! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Herman | Herman Who? | Herman is handsome, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hero | Hero Who? | Hero today, gone to Maui… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hertz | Hertz Who? | Hertz me more than it hurts you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hester | Hester Who? | Hester any food left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hester | Hester Who? | Hester anything I can do for you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hewlett | Hewlett Who? | Hewlett the cat out of the bag? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hewlett | Hewlett Who? | Hewlett you out of your cage, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Heywood & Harry | Heywood & Harry Who? | Heywood you Harry up and open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hiawatha | Hiawatha Who? | Hiawatha nice girl till I met you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hiawatha | Hiawatha Who? | Hiawatha very bad today! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hide Out | Hide Out Who? | Hide Out you can stop being annoying… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Highway Cop | Highway Cop Who? | Highway Cop at six every morning. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hindu | Hindu Who? | Hindu each life a little rain must fall. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hippie | Hippie Who? | Hippie birthday to you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hiram | Hiram Who? | Hiram fine - how are you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hive | Hive Who? | Hive a crush on you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hobbit | Hobbit Who? | Hobbit letting me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoffman | Hoffman Who? | I'll Hoffman, I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holden | Holden Who? | Holden up everything because of you… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holland | Holland Who? | Holland you going to make me wait out here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hollis | Hollis Who? | Hollis forgiven - come back home, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holly | Holly Who? | Holly-lujah! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Holmes | Holmes Who? | Holmes sweet home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Homer | Homer Who? | Homer again? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy people live here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy rocks did they turn over before you crawled out? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy time are we going to go through this? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hominy | Hominy Who? | Hominy times do I have to tell you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honda | Honda Who? | "Home, home Honda range…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honda | Honda Who? | Honda the spreading chestnut tree… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honda | Honda Who? | Your Hondaware is showing! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeybee | Honeybee Who? | Honeybee nice and open the door. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeydew | Honeydew Who? | Honeydew do this and honeydew that. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeydew | Honeydew Who? | Honeydew you think you're ever going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honeydew | Honeydew Who? | Honeydew you love me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Honour | Honour Who? | "Honour clear day you can see forever…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoosier | Hoosier Who? | "Hoosier afraid of the big, bad wolf?" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoosier | Hoosier Who? | Hoosier your favourite joe-ks site in the whole world? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hootie | Hootie Who? | Hootie think you're talking about? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hoover | Hoover Who? | Hoover you expecting? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hope | Hope Who? | Hope you'll have me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hopi | Hopi Who? | Hopi New Year! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hopi | Hopi Who? | Hopi quiet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Horace | Horace Who? | Horace and buggy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Horace | Horace Who? | Horace I to know you lived here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Horatio | Horatio Who? | Horatio to the end of the street, eh… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Hot Air | Hot Air Who? | Hot Air parner - how ya' doin'? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House | House Who? | House business? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House | House Who? | House soon do you want to hear another knock knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House | House Who? | House you doing? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | House Boy | House Boy Who? | Great - House Boy you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard can it be to guess a knock, knock joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard like to be outside for a change? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard was the math test today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard I know? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard we gonna get you to eat your vegetables? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard | Howard Who? | Howard you today? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howard Hughes | Howard Hughes Who? | Howard Hughes like a punch on the nose? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howdy | Howdy Who? | Howdy I get in here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howdy | Howdy Who? | Howdy you stand all these knock knock joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell done do you want your burger? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Howell | Howell Who? | Howell I get in if you don't answer the door? | < |