Knock Knock Joe-ks

3,234 Knock Knock Joe-ks
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Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A-1	A-1 Who?	A-1 to know.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Herd	A Herd Who?	A Herd you the first time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Herd	A Herd Who?	A Herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Mayan	A Mayan Who?	A Mayan the way?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A mos	A mos Who?	A mosquito.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Nicholas	A Nicholas Who?	A Nicholas not much money these days.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aardvark	Aardvark Who?	Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aaron	Aaron Who?	Aaron all the way home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aaron	Aaron Who?	Aaron the side of caution!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbey	Abbey Who?	Abbey Birthday 2U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbey	Abbey Who?	A-bbey stung me on the nose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbott	Abbott Who?	Abbott time we eat, isn't it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbott	Abbott Who?	Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbott	Abbott Who?	Abbott you don't know who I am!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby	Abby Who?	Abby Birthday 2U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby	Abby Who?	Abby good if you give me a candy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby	Abby Who?	"Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby and Manny	Abby and Manny Who?	Abby birthday and Manny happy returns.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abe	Abe Who?	"Abe, C, D, E, F, G… H, I, J, K, L M N O P…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abe Lincoln	Abe Lincoln Who?	Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abyssinia	Abyssinia Who?	Abyssinia one of these days!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A.C.	A.C. Who?	A.C. come and A.C. go…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ach	Ach Who?	Gesundtheit!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Acid	Acid Who?	Acid down and be quiet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Acid	Acid Who?	Acid down - you're rocking the boat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Accordian	Accordian Who?	Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Achilles	Achilles Who?	Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Acme	Acme Who?	If you Acme, I'll tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Actor	Actor Who?	Actor you, my dear!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ada	Ada Who?	Ada burger for lunch…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ada	Ada Who?	You're Ada your mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adage	Adage Who?	Adage where all I can do is look!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adair	Adair Who?	Adair once but I'm bald now…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adair	Adair Who?	Adair you to do it again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam fly in my soup.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam my way - I'm coming in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam up and send me the bill.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Addison	Addison Who?	Addison no way to treat an old friend!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adelaide	Adelaide Who?	Adelaide an egg.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adele	Adele Who?	Adele is where the farmer lives.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adelia	Adelia Who?	Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adios	Adios Who?	Adios me some money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adlai	Adlai Who?	Adlai a bet on that if I was you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adolph	Adolph Who?	Adolph ball hit me in the head - that's why I talk like this.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adore	Adore Who?	Adore stands between us - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A.E	A.E Who?	A.E. I owe you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aesop	Aesop Who?	Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Afghan	Afghan Who?	Afghan away and never see you again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Afghanistan	Afghanistan Who?	Afghanistan out here all night if you don't open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agate	Agate Who?	Agate you covered!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha headache - have you got an aspirin?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha blues when it rains.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha feelin' you're foolin' me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha world on a string.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ahab	Ahab Who?	Ahab a cold in my nose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ahmed	Ahmed Who?	Ahmedeus Motzart!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aida	Aida Who?	Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummy ache…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aida	Aida Who?	Aida when I'm hungry and drink when I'm dry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aiken	Aiken Who?	Oh! My Aiken back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aikido	Aikido Who?	Aikido you not.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aisle	Aisle Who?	Aisle be seeing you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Akron	Akron Who?	Akron give you anything but love, baby!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al	Al Who?	Al bust this door if you don't let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al	Al Who?	Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al and Edith	Al and Edith Who?	"Al and Edith love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al Bedouin	Al Bedouin Who?	Al Bedouin-ter like this one will be long remembered.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska and you ask him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska one more time, then jokes start over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska someone who knows what time it is…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aladdin	Aladdin Who?	Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska my friend the question then…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska the questions around here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alba	Alba Who?	Alba in the kitchen if you need me…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Albee	Albee Who?	Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Albert	Albert Who?	Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alberta	Alberta Who?	Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Albie	Albie Who?	Albie darn, a funny joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alby	Alby Who?	Alby glad when school is over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alby	Alby Who?	Alby glad when you're dead, you rascal you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alcott	Alcott Who?	Alcott the cake - you pour the tea.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alda	Alda Who?	Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alda and Alda	Alda and Alda Who?	I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting outside for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aldo	Aldo Who?	Aldo anything for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aldous	Aldous Who?	Aldous knocking is giving me a headache.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alec	Alec Who?	Alec my lolly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alec	Alec Who?	Alec-tricity - isn't that shocking!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alex	Alex Who?	Alex-plain later…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alex	Alex Who?	Alex the questions around here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alex	Alex Who?	Alex Vancouver in June.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alexia	Alexia Who?	Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alf	Alf Who?	Alf a loaf is better than none.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfalfa	Alfalfa Who?	Alfalfa you if you give me a kiss!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfie	Alfie Who?	Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfie	Alfie Who?	Alfie-give your rudeness - I know you're just being yourself.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfie	Alfie Who?	Alfie you later.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfred	Alfred Who?	Alfred the needle if you'll sew on the button.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfred	Alfred Who?	I'm Alfred of the dark!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfreda	Alfreda Who?	Alfreda the dark!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Algae	Algae Who?	Algae you in my dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	"Ali, Ali oxen free…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	Ali round the world people are dancing in the streets.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	Ali time you knew it was me, didn't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	"Ali want for Christmas are my two front teeth."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	"Ali want is a room somewhere."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alibi	Alibi Who?	Alibi you anything you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alice	Alice Who?	Alice fair in love and war.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alice	Alice Who?	Alice forgiven. Please come home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alice	Alice Who?	I'm Alice chasing rainbows…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alicia	Alicia Who?	Alicia like me a little bit, don't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alison	Alison Who?	Alison it's dark outside!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alison	Alison Who?	Alison to you after you listen to me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alison	Alison Who?	Alison Wonderland is a great book.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allan	Allan Who?	Allan-d of Manhattan!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allegra	Allegra Who?	I think Allegra is broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allie	Allie Who?	Alligator - that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allied	Allied Who?	Allied - so tell someone who cares!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alltell	Alltell Who?	Alltell Mom if you don't let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alma	Alma Who?	"Alma bags are packed, I'm ready to go…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alma	Alma Who?	Alma-ny more knock knock joe-ks can you take?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alma Gibbons	Alma Gibbons Who?	Alma Gibbons you 24 hours to get out of town!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Almond	Almond Who?	Almond love with a wonderful guy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Almond	Almond Who?	Almond the side of the law!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alpaca	Alpaca Who?	Alpaca mean punch, so don't mess with me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alpaca	Alpaca Who?	Alpaca the trunk - you pack the suitcase…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alpha	Alpha Who?	Alpha crying out loud.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Althea	Althea Who?	Althea in jail…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Althea	Althea Who?	Althea later, Alligator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Althea	Althea Who?	Althea later this afternoon, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alva	Alva Who?	Alva heart!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alva and Alma	Alva and Alma Who?	Alva day long I spend Alma time outside your door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alvin	Alvin Who?	'Alvin a great time - how about you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alvin	Alvin Who?	'Alvin zia competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alyce	Alyce Who?	Alyce thought you were nuts!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amahl	Amahl Who?	Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amahl	Amahl Who?	Amahl yours.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amana	Amana Who?	Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda fix the refrigerator is here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda fix the television!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda-rin orange - orange you glad I asked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda the table!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	A-man-dat wants to give you a big hug.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda Lynn	Amanda Lynn Who?	Amanda Lynn player.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amarillo	Amarillo Who?	Amarillo-fashioned cowboy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amarillo	Amarillo Who?	Amarillo-ld country boy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amaryllis	Amaryllis Who?	Amyrillis'ick of these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amaryllis	Amaryllis Who?	Amyrillis state agent - wanna buy a house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amaso	Amaso Who?	Amaso sorry you don't remember me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amateur	Amateur Who?	Amateur service!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amazon	Amazon Who?	Ama-zon of a bishop - what's your father do?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amazon	Amazon Who?	Ama-zon of a gun!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Amber-sting to come in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Amber-sting to tell you the news!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Amber-ta than I was yesterday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Light's amber - wait for green.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amelia	Amelia Who?	Amelia package last week - did you get it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amen	Amen Who?	Amen hot water again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amin	Amin Who?	Amin man!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amin	Amin Who?	Amin thing to do to your brother!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amis	Amis Who?	Amis is as good as a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amish	Amish Who?	Amish is as good as a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amish	Amish Who?	Amish you so!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amoeba	Amoeba Who?	Amoeba wrong, but I think you're wonderful.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammon	Ammon Who?	Ammon old hand at picking locks, eh…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia little kid!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia gonna tell you once!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorebell…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia poor boy - nobody loves me… '<(
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia poor little sparrow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia trying to be funny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amnesia	Amnesia Who?	Oh - you got it too?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amoeba	Amoeba Who?	Amoeba wrong, but I think you're funny…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amory	Amory Who?	Have Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amos	Amos Who?	Amos behavin.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amos	Amos Who?	Amos-quito just bit me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amour	Amour Who?	Amour you eat, the more you want!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amsterdam	Amsterdam Who?	Amsterdam hungry, I could eat a horse!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amsterdam	Amsterdam Who?	Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amsterdam	Amsterdam Who?	Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock joe-ks…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amy	Amy Who?	Amy for the top!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amy	Amy Who?	Amy fraid I've forgotten!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amy	Amy Who?	Amy high!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anais	Anais Who?	Anais cup of tea!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anastasia	Anastasia Who?	Anastasia wagon has four doors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anastasia	Anastasia Who?	Anastasia out here in the rain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anatol	Anatol Who?	Anatol you what I thought of you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anatole	Anatole Who?	Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ancient	Ancient Who?	Ancient going to open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andalusia	Andalusia Who?	I'd like to take you somewhere Andalusia.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andante	Andante Who?	I'm going to visit my Uncle Andante.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anderson	Anderson Who?	Anderson and daughter came too!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrea	Andrea Who?	I had Andrea-m about you! Let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrew	Andrew Who?	Andrew a picture!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrew	Andrew Who?	Andrew all her money out of the bank…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrew	Andrew Who?	Andrew all over the wall.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy all lived happily ever after…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy angels sing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy bit me again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	"Andy green grass grows all around, all around…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy little gadgets, these door knockers, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy music goes on and on…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	"And-y walks with me, And-y talks with me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy Green	Andy Green Who?	Andy Green grass grows all around.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita great big hug!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita loose another 20 pounds…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita to borrow a pencil.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita ride to school.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita Baker	Anita Baker Who?	Anita Baker for the party.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita Loos	Anita Loos Who?	Anita Loos about 20 pounds.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anka	Anka Who?	Anka the ship!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ankara	Ankara Who?	Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	f-Ann-tastic!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-dromeda Strain!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-onymous!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann Tartic!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-tique store - got anything old to sell?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna body know some more joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna other Easter Bunny!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	"Anna one, anna two…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	"Anna partridge in a pear tree."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annapolis	Annapolis Who?	Annapolis a fruit like a pear.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annette	Annette Who?	Annette works good for fishing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie thing goes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Anntifungal - a good foot friend of mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-tiseptic helps clean your wounds…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna going to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna Nother thing - how many times do I have to knock on this door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Annather brick in the wall…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Annather mosquito?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna one, anna two…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna-tomical…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annabel	Annabel Who?	Annabel would be useful on this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anne	Anne Who?	Anne apple just fell on my head!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anne Boleyn	Anne Boleyn Who?	Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annetta	Annetta Who?	Annetta joe-k like that and you're off this bus!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annetta	Annetta Who?	Annetta wisecrack from you and you're outta here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annette	Annette Who?	Annette curtain looks good in the window!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie-body there?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie more knock knock joe-ks left?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie one you like?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie-versary!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Choose Annie one you like!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Answer	Answer Who?	Answer all over your porch - it's a mess out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ant	Ant Who?	Antelope!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anthea	Anthea Who?	Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anthem	Anthem Who?	You Anthem devil you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anthony	Anthony Who?	Anthony you want!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anvil	Anvil Who?	Anvil you be coming too?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anwar	Anwar Who?	"Anwar Christian Soldiers…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anwar	Anwar Who?	Anwar sorry about the rain delay…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anya	Anya Who?	Anya best behaviour!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A-One	A-One Who?	My name is Dracula - A-One to drink your blood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aorta	Aorta Who?	"Aorta be in pictures…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apache	Apache Who?	Apache them for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apocryphal	Apocryphal Who?	Apocryphal of dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apollo	Apollo Who?	Apollo you anywhere if you'll blow in my ear.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apollo	Apollo Who?	Apollo yours is Apollo mine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apollo	Apollo Who?	Apollogize!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apple	Apple Who?	Apple the door myself!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apple	Apple Who?	Apple your hair if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apricot	Apricot Who?	Apricot my key - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	April	April Who?	April might make you feel better, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Quorum	A Quorum Who?	A Quorum is where I keep my fish.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aramis	Aramis Who?	Aramis'tery!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Raven	A Raven Who?	A Raven maniac!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arbus	Arbus Who?	Arbus leave in 5 minutes…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arch	Arch Who?	You catching a cold?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archer	Archer Who?	Archer glad to see me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archibald	Archibald Who?	Archibald on top of your head?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archie	Archie Who?	Gesundtheit!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archie	Archie Who?	Ar-chie - I was going to surprise you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ardyth	Ardyth Who?	Ardyth da thpeech therapy offith?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Area	Area Who?	Area there yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aretha	Aretha Who?	Aretha flowers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arfer	Arfer Who?	Arfer got!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arfur	Arfur Who?	Arfur got!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argo	Argo Who?	Argo down the steps, and up again…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argo	Argo Who?	Argo down to the beach for my holidays!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argo	Argo Who?	Argo home - your mother is calling you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argue	Argue Who?	Argue going to let me in or not?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ari	Ari Who?	Ari-spect!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ari	Ari Who?	Arin't you glad you use Dial?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aria	Aria Who?	Aria ready for another joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aries	Aries Who?	Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arizona	Arizona Who?	Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arkansas	Arkansas Who?	Arkansas more wood with my new chainsaw.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arkansas	Arkansas Who?	Arkansas through any piece of wood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arm	Arm Who?	Arm always chasing rainbows.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armada	Armada Who?	Armada told us there'd be days like this…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armageddon	Armageddon Who?	Armageddon out of here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armageddon	Armageddon Who?	Armageddon tired of these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armand	Armand Who?	Armand the outisde looking inside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armando	Armando Who?	"Armando road again."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armenia	Armenia Who?	Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armenia	Armenia Who?	Armenia no harm.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armstrong	Armstrong Who?	Armstrong as an ox.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Army Ants	Army Ants Who?	Army Ants coming for tea then?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arne	Arne Who?	Arne you going to ask me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arnie	Arnie Who?	Arnie having fun yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arno	Arno Who?	Arno kids to play with - I'm bored…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arnold	Arnold Who?	Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arnold	Arnold Who?	Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Art	Art Who?	R2-D2
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Art	Art Who?	Art ya gonna open the door for me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthene	Arthene Who?	Arthene you in the movies, haven't I?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur any cats in your house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur any more at home like you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur any more cookies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur-it is - it's very painful…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur mometer is broken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur mometer is good for measuring the temperature…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur more joe-ks here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Artichoke	Artichoke Who?	Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Artis	Artis Who?	Artis in the eye of the beholder.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auba	Auba Who?	Aruba your back an' you rub'a mine…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asa	Asa Who?	Asa-int amongst men!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ash	Ash Who?	Bless you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ashley	Ashley Who?	Ashley, I don't know.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ashley	Ashley Who?	Ashley-t's foot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ashur	Ashur Who?	Ashur wish you'd open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia matter of fact, I can't remember!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia Mom in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia or Asia not coming?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia you going to let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asimov	Asimov Who?	Asimov-ie it's even better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asparagus	Asparagus Who?	Asparagus the argument - we don't want to hear it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asta	Asta Who?	Asta the ball is over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asthma	Asthma Who?	Asthma no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Astor	Astor Who?	Astor the ball is over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Astor	Astor Who?	Astor what her name is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Astronaut	Astronaut Who?	Astronaut here - I'll come back later…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atch	Atch Who?	Gesundheit.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atch	Atch Who?	I'm sorry - didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atch	Atch Who?	That's a bad sneeze you got there.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athena	Athena Who?	Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athena	Athena Who?	Athena reindeer landing on your roof…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athens	Athens Who?	"Athens I love you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athol	Athol Who?	Athol'd my bike - can ya' gimme a ride?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athos	Athos Who?	Athos it makes a difference!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atlas	Atlas Who?	Atlas I'm here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atlas	Atlas Who?	Atlas it's the weekend!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atom	Atom Who?	Atom 'n Eve.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atomic	Atomic Who?	Atomic ache is hard to stomach!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Attila	Attila Who?	Attila you no lies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atunna	Atunna Who?	He's in a ton a trouble.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atwood	Atwood Who?	Atwood be nice if you asked me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atwood	Atwood Who?	Atwood only take a second or two.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Audacity	Audacity Who?	Audacity way to be!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Audrey	Audrey Who?	Audrey be doing this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Augusta	Augusta Who?	Augusta go home now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Augusta	Augusta Who?	Augusta wind blew my hat off.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Jemima	Aunt Jemima Who?	I'm glad I ain't joe mamma!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Lou	Aunt Lou Who?	Aunt Lou do you think you are?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Lou	Aunt Lou Who?	Aunt misbehavin'?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Lou	Aunt Lou Who?	Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auntie	Auntie Who?	Auntie glad to see me again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aura	Aura Who?	Aura Lee…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aurora	Aurora Who?	Aurora is what a lion is.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aurora	Aurora Who?	Aurora's just come from a big tiger!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Austen	Austen Who?	Austen-tentatiously well off!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Austin	Austin Who?	Austin corrected!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Author	Author Who?	An Author joe-k like this and I'm gone…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Author	Author Who?	Author any more cookies left?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auto	Auto Who?	Auto know, but I've forgotten!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auto	Auto Who?	Auto meet me when I'm dressed up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Autumn	Autumn Who?	Autumnastic!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ava	Ava Who?	Ava good mind to go away now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ava	Ava Who?	Ava seen you someplace before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue babysitter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue been missing me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue heard the good news yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue heard this knock knock joe-k before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue learned my name yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avery	Avery Who?	Avery dog has his day.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avery	Avery Who?	Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avis	Avis Who?	Avis-ibly impaired person…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avis	Avis Who?	Avis just at the funny farm and thought about you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avocado	Avocado Who?	Avocado cold?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon	Avon Who?	Avon to be alone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon	Avon Who?	Avon to get in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon	Avon Who?	Avon who to come and open zis door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon Lady	Avon Lady Who?	Your doorbell's broken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Award	Award Who?	Award to the wise is sufficient.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aware	Aware Who?	"Aware, aware has my little dog gone?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Awesome	Awesome Who?	Awesome of these joe-ks supposed to be funny?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Awful	Awful Who?	Awful one and one for all.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axe	Axe Who?	Axe your mother if you can come out and play.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axel	Axel Who?	Axel-dental Tourist!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axel	Axel Who?	Axel grease!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axel	Axel Who?	Axel me nicely and I might just tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ayatollah	Ayatollah Who?	Ayatollah you already!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	B2	B2 Who?	B2 school on time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Baby Owl	Baby Owl Who?	Baby Owl see you later!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Babylon	Babylon Who?	Babylon if you have to.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Babylon	Babylon Who?	Babylon - I'm not listening anyway…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach of sweets!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach to the basics.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach to the drawing board.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach to work, you slackers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Your Bach is worse than your bite!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bacilli	Bacilli Who?	Don't bacilli…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bacon	Bacon Who?	Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bacon	Bacon Who?	Bacon your pardon?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Baloney	Baloney Who?	Baloney God can make a tree.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Banana	Banana Who?	Banana split so I screamed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Banana	Banana Who?	Banana messages for me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bananas	Bananas Who?	Bananas in pajamas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Banana	Banana Who?	Ba-na-na-na (Beethoven's favourite Fruit Symphony!)
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barbara	Barbara Who?	"Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barber	Barber Who?	Barber Streisand
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barbie	Barbie Who?	Barbie-cue is burning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barbie	Barbie Who?	Barbie Q. Chicken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barcelona	Barcelona Who?	My sister doesn't go to Barcelona.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bargain	Bargain Who?	Bargain up the wrong tree again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barry	Barry Who?	"Barry me not on the lone prairie."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barry	Barry Who?	Barry the hatchet.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barry	Barry Who?	Barry the treasure where no one will find it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barrymore	Barrymore Who?	Barrymore not on the lone prairie.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bart	Bart Who?	Bart up the wrong tree!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barton	Barton Who?	Barton down the hatches.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barton	Barton Who?	Baron up your overcoat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bat	Bat Who?	Bat you can't guess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bay	Bay Who?	"Bay-be face. You've got the cutest little bay-be face."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bayou	Bayou Who?	Bayou a pop if you lend me a dollar.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	B.C.	B.C. Who?	B.C.'ing you around, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bea	Bea Who?	Bea a good sport and open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bea	Bea Who?	Beatle Bailey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bean	Bean Who?	Bean awhile since I last saw you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bean	Bean Who?	Bean fishing lately?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beans	Beans Who?	Beans so long I hardly recognize you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bear	Bear Who?	Bear are you? It's dark outside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beater	Beater Who?	Beater round the bush.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beats	Beats Who?	Beats me - I forgot my name.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beecher	Beecher Who?	Beecher at any game you pick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beef	Beef Who?	Beef-or I get mad, you better let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beef	Beef Who?	Beef-or I tell you, let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beethoven	Beethoven Who?	Beethoven is too hot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beets	Beets Who?	Beets me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beezer	Beezer Who?	Beezer black and yellow and make honey.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beirut	Beirut Who?	Beirut force!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Believing	Believing Who?	Believing soon - your joe-ks are dumb!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Belize	Belize Who?	Belize in yourself!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bella	Bella Who?	Bella bottom trousers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bella	Bella Who?	Bella the ball.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Belladona	Belladona Who?	Belladona work, so I had to knock…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Belle Lee	Belle Lee Who?	Belle Lee Dancer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben Dover.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben knocking so long my hand hurts.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben over and kiss me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben wonderin' what you're up to.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben and Anna	Ben and Anna Who?	Ben and Anna split so ice creamed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben and Don	Ben and Don Who?	Ben there, Don that…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben Hur	Ben Hur Who?	Ben Hur for 30 minutes and nobody showed up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben Hur	Ben Hur Who?	Ben Hur for an hour and she ain't in sight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Benin	Benin Who?	Benin shopping lately?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Benny	Benny Who?	Benny long time no see, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bera	Bera Who?	Bera necessity!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Berlin	Berlin Who?	Berlin the water for my hard boiled egg…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bernadette	Bernadette Who?	Bernadette ate all my dinner - now I'm starving!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bernie D.	Bernie D. Who?	Bernie D. candles at both ends!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bertha	Bertha Who?	Bertha-day greetings 2U, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bertha	Bertha Who?	Bertha the blues.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beryl	Beryl Who?	Beryl of beer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bess	Bess Who?	Bess of luck.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beta watch	Beta watch Who?	"Beta watch out, beta not cry, beta not pout…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beth	Beth Who?	Beth you can't guess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beth	Beth Who?	Beth wisheth, thweetie…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bette	Bette Who?	Bette you can't guess my name!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty	Betty Who?	Betty-bye!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty	Betty Who?	Betty gets sore knuckles form all that knocking.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty	Betty Who?	Betty ya don't know who this is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty Lou	Betty Lou Who?	Betty lou a few pounds!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bias	Bias Who?	Bias many as you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bibi	Bibi Who?	Bibi gun.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bifocal	Bifocal Who?	"On a bifocal built for two…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Big Horse	Big Horse Who?	"Big Horse of you there's a song in my heart."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bitter Bianca	Bitter Bianca Who?	Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bjorn	Bjorn Who?	"Bjorn free - my father's a Doctor..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bjorn	Bjorn Who?	Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Black Panther	Black Panther Who?	Black Panther in the wash so I wore my brown ones.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Black Panther	Black Panther Who?	Black Panther what I wear - what do you wear?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blank	Blank Who?	You're welcome!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blast	Blast Who?	Blast, but not least…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bless	Bless Who?	Me - who else?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blubber	Blubber Who?	"Blubber, come back to me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blue	Blue Who?	Blue away with the wind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bo	Bo Who?	Bo Geste!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bob	Bob Who?	"Bob, Bob, black sheep, have you any wool?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bob Dwyer	Bob Dwyer Who?	Ouch! Caught my pants on some Bob Dwyer…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boise	Boise Who?	Boise strange!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bolivia	Bolivia Who?	Bolivia me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boll Weevil	Boll Weevil Who?	After the Boll Wee-vil all go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bologna	Bologna Who?	Bologna & cheese!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bolton	Bolton Who?	Bolton the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bolzano	Bolzano Who?	Bolzano the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boo	Boo Who?	Don't cry - iIt's only a joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Booty	Booty Who?	Booty is only skin deep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Booty	Booty Who?	You're Booty-full.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Borg	Borg Who?	Borg out of my mind…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boris	Boris Who?	Boris to death - aren't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Botany	Botany Who?	Botany good jellybeans lately?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boycott	Boycott Who?	Boycott his jeans on the fence.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boyd	Boyd Who?	Boyd, did I make a mistake!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brad	Brad Who?	Brad news, I'm afraid…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brahms	Brahms Who?	"The Brahms bursting in air…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Braise	Braise Who?	Braise the Lord!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brewster	Brewster Who?	Brewsters wake you up in the morning singing "cock-a-doodle-do"!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bridget	Bridget Who?	"London Bridget falling down, falling down…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brie	Brie Who?	Brie me my supper!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brie	Brie Who?	Brie my Valentine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brigham	Brigham Who?	"Brigham, Brigham, oh Brigham my sunshine to me, to me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brighton	Brighton Who?	Brighton early.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brighton	Brighton Who?	Up Brighton early - just to see you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Britches	Britches Who?	"London Britches falling down…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Broccoli	Broccoli Who?	Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bruce	Bruce Who?	Careful - I Bruce easily!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buck	Buck Who?	Buck, Buck… I'm a chicken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bud	Bud Who?	Bud sweat n' tears.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Budapest	Budapest Who?	You're nothing Budapest!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buddha	Buddha Who?	Buddha this slice of bread for me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buddy	Buddy Who?	Buddy fingers.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Budget	Budget Who?	Budget - it'll go through the door easier.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bug	Bug Who?	Bug Rodgers.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bugspray	Bugspray Who?	Bugs pray that snakes won't eat them!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Burden	Burden Who?	A burden the hand is worth tow in the bush.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Burton	Burton Who?	Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buster	Buster Who?	Buster gut.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Burton	Burton Who?	Burton up your overcoat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bush	Bush Who?	Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butch	Butch Who?	Butch your arms around me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butcher	Butcher Who?	Butcher arms around me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butcher	Butcher Who?	Butcher money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter bring an umbrella - it looks like it might rain…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter late than never.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter up - I'm throwing a fast ball.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butterfly.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	I butter not tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butternut	Butternut Who?	Butternut let me in - I have mud on my shoes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butternut	Butternut Who?	Butternut try to pick up a skunk.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Button	Button Who?	Button in is not polite!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Button	Button Who?	Button into what's not your business?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bwana	Bwana Who?	Bwana hold your hand.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	C-2	C-2 Who?	C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	C's	C's Who?	C's the day.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cabot	Cabot Who?	Cabotret!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cadillac	Cadillac Who?	Cadillac-t mad if you step on its tail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Caesar	Caesar Who?	"Caesar jolly good fellow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cain and Abel	Cain and Abel Who?	Can talk now - Abel tomorrow…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cairo	Cairo Who?	Cairo the boat now?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Calder	Calder Who?	Calder police - I've been robbed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Callas	Callas Who?	Callas should be removed by a podiatrist.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Camalot	Camalot Who?	Camalot - where King Arthur lived
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cameron	Cameron Who?	Cameron film are what you need to take pictures.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cameron	Cameron Who?	Cameron film are ready - say cheese!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cameron	Cameron Who?	Cameron over here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Camilla	Camilla Who?	Camilla minute.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Camphor	Camphor Who?	Camphor the life of me remember your name.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canada	Canada Who?	What'd I buy? Canada best knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canary	Canary Who?	Can Ari come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candace	Candace Who?	Candace be true - the last knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candace	Candace Who?	Candace door be opened?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canape	Canape Who?	Canape you by cheque?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candice	Candice Who?	Candice be love?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candice	Candice Who?	Candice be the last joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candice	Candice Who?	Candice get any better?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candidate	Candidate Who?	Candidate be changed to Saturday?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candy	Candy Who?	Can Dee come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candy	Candy Who?	Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cannibal	Cannibal Who?	Cannibal-eve you're for real…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe come over?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe lend me some money?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe tell me some knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cantalope	Cantalope Who?	Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Can't Eh	Can't Eh Who?	Can't Eh'k another knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cantina	Cantina Who?	Cantina have a cookie?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carew	Carew Who?	Carew of the Love Boat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cargo	Cargo Who?	Cargo beep, beep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Caribbean	Caribbean Who?	You don't Caribbean that I'm standing out here in the rain!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carina	Carina Who?	Carina ditch - can I use your cell phone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carl	Carl Who?	Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carlo	Carlo Who?	Carlo on gas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carlotta	Carlotta Who?	Carlotta trouble when it breaks down.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmen	Carmen Who?	Carmen get it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmen	Carmen Who?	Carmen in on a wing and a prayer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmen or Cohen	Carmen or Cohen Who?	I don't know whether you're Carmen or Cohen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmencita	Carmencita Who?	Carmencita down and take a load off your mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrie	Carrie Who?	"Carrie me back to old Virginny."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrie	Carrie Who?	Carrie me inside - I'm tired…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrie	Carrie Who?	Carrie the bags into the house, please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrier	Carrier Who?	Carrier over the threshold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrot	Carrot Who?	Carrot me back home!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrot	Carrot Who?	Karate Chop!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	Cash me if you can!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	Got any nuts?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	You're nuts!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cashew	Cashew Who?	Cashew goofing off again and you're fired.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cashew	Cashew Who?	Cashew see - it's me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cashews	Cashews Who?	Cashews don't fit and my feet are killing me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Casino	Casino Who?	Casino evil.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cass	Cass Who?	Cass more flies with honey than with vinegar!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cassie	Cassie Who?	Cassie the forest for the trees!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castanet	Castanet Who?	Castanet in the water to catch fish.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castor	Castor Who?	Castor bread upon the water.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castor	Castor Who?	Castorblanca!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castro	Castro Who?	Castro bread upon the waters!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cat Gut	Cat Gut Who?	Cat Gut your tongue?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Catch	Catch Who?	Need a Kleenex?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cathy	Cathy Who?	Cathy the doorbell - it's too dark out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Catkin	Catkin Who?	Catkin see in the dark.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cattle	Cattle Who?	Cattle purr if you pet it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	C.D.	C.D. Who?	Can't C.D. forest for the trees.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cecil	Cecil Who?	Cecil have music wherever she goes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cecile	Cecile Who?	Cecile this envelope!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cecilius	Cecilius Who?	Cecilius knock knock joe-k I ever heard!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cedar	Cedar Who?	Cedar pyramids along the Nile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celery	Celery Who?	Celery me your lunch, will you - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste chance to open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a fish…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I'll ask you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I'm going to lend you money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I'm telling you - open up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celia	Celia Who?	Celia later, alligator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celia	Celia Who?	Celia envelope before you mail it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cello	Cello Who?	"Cello acquaintance be forgot…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cello	Cello Who?	Cello dere!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Centipede	Centipede Who?	Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Censure	Censure Who?	Censure letters by air mail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Censure	Censure Who?	Censure so smart, why aren't you rich?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cent	Cent Who?	Cent-imental dreams…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cereal	Cereal Who?	Cereal McCoy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cereal	Cereal Who?	Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ceylon	Ceylon Who?	"Ceylon," Columbus told his men.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chad	Chad Who?	Chad to make your acquaintance!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chair	Chair Who?	Chair your sandwich with me - I'm hungry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Champ	Champ Who?	Champ poo your hair - it's dirty.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chantelle	Chantelle Who?	Chantelle you anything!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Charlotta	Charlotta Who?	Charlotta fuss about nothing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Charlotte	Charlotte Who?	Char-lotte of mosquitoes out tonight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Checker	Checker Who?	Checker out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cheese	Cheese Who?	Cheese a sweet girl…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cheese	Cheese Who?	Cheese funny that way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chelsea	Chelsea Who?	Chelsea you in my dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chemise	Chemise Who?	Chemise me when I'm gone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cher	Cher Who?	Cher and share alike!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cher	Cher Who?	Cher-lock Holmes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cherry	Cherry Who?	Cherry oh - see you later!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chesapeake	Chesapeake Who?	Chesapeake to me and I'll tell you everything.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chess	Chess Who?	Chess game to say goodbye…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chess	Chess Who?	Chess one of those things.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester feeled my leg so I slapped him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester minute and I'll see.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester minute and you'll find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester the nick of time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chesterfield	Chesterfield Who?	Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chicken	Chicken Who?	Chicken the oven - I smell something burning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chicken	Chicken Who?	Chicken up on you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chihuahua	Chihuahua Who?	Chihuahua buy a chocolate bar?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chile	Chile Who?	Chile out tonight, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chimney	Chimney Who?	Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chin	Chin Who?	Chin up - I'm not going to tell any more knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	China	China Who?	China just like old times, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chip	Chip Who?	Chip of Fools!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chiquita	Chiquita Who?	Chiquita little last night?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chloe	Chloe Who?	Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chopin	Chopin Who?	Chopin the supermarket!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chopin	Chopin Who?	Goin' on a Chopin spree, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chow Mein	Chow Mein Who?	Choe Mein to meet you, my dear!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chuck	Chuck Who?	Chuck and see if the door is locked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chuck	Chuck Who?	Chuck in a sandwich for lunch, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cicero	Cicero Who?	Cicero row I sit in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cicero	Cicero Who?	Cicero the boat ashore!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cigar	Cigar Who?	Cigarlette fever.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cigarette	Cigarette Who?	Cigarette agent.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cigarette	Cigarette Who?	Cigarette life if you don't weaken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cinder	Cinder Who?	Cinder top drawer with your socks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cindy	Cindy Who?	Cindy cool of the evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cindy	Cindy Who?	Cindy movie, read the book.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cinnamon	Cinnamon Who?	Cinnamon-ster - shut the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cirrhosis	Cirrhosis Who?	Cirrhosis red and violets are blue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clancy	Clancy Who?	Clancy where I'm going.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clara	Clara Who?	Clara space on the table!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clare	Clare Who?	Clare your throat before you speak!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clarence	Clarence Who?	Clarence sale!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Claude	Claude Who?	Claude his way to the top.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cliff	Cliff Who?	Cliff the hedges!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Closure	Closure Who?	Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clothes	Clothes Who?	Clothes the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cockadoodle	Cockadoodle Who?	Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken - it's cockadoodledoo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Codicil	Codicil Who?	I've codicil-y wife.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Coincide	Coincide Who?	Coincide - it's raining cats and dogs out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin all cars! Colin all cars!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin the doctor - I'm not feeling well…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin the doctor - these knock knock joe-ks are sick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin the doctor - you make me sick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colleen	Colleen Who?	Colleen up this mess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colleen	Colleen Who?	Colleen up your room.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Collie	Collie Who?	"Collie-fornia here I come."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Collie	Collie Who?	Collie taxi - I'm leaving…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Collier	Collier Who?	Collier big brother - see if I care!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cologne	Cologne Who?	Cologne me names won't help!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cologne	Cologne Who?	Cologne Ranger rides again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Coma	Coma Who?	Coma your hair!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Comb	Comb Who?	Comb over to my house.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Comma	Comma Who?	Comma up and see me sometime.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Con	Con Who?	Con Tiki.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Con	Con Who?	Con With The Wind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conan	Conan Who?	Conan the cob.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Concha	Concha Who?	Concha hear me knocking?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Concha	Concha Who?	Concha hear my knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Congo	Congo Who?	Congo on - these joe-ks are killing me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Congo	Congo Who?	Congo on meeting like this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Congo	Congo Who?	Congo out - I'm grounded!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conrad	Conrad Who?	Conrad the whole book.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conscience stricken	Conscience stricken Who?	Don't conscience stricken before they hatch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Constanza	Constanza Who?	Constanza out here in the rain - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Consuelo	Consuelo Who?	Sore throat - Consuelo a thing…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Consumption	Consumption Who?	Consumption be done about these Ether bunnies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Consumption	Consumption Who?	Consumption be done about these knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conyers	Conyers Who?	Conyers please open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cook	Cook Who?	Who are you calling Cuckoo?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Coolidge	Coolidge Who?	Coolidge a cucumber!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Corn	Corn Who?	Want more corn? Try a few more knock knock joe-ks…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cosmo	Cosmo Who?	You Cosmo trouble than anybody I know!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Costa	Costa Who?	Costa lot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Costas	Costas Who?	Costas a fortune to get here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cotton	Cotton Who?	Cotton a trap - please help me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Could she	Could she Who?	Could she, koochy she coo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cows	Cows Who?	No - cows moo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cows go	Cows go Who?	No they don't! Cows go moo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cow interrupting	Cow interrupting Who?	… Moo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cozy	Cozy Who?	Cozy who's knocking.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crate	Crate Who?	Crate to be here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Creature	Creature Who?	Creature friends with respect.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Creature	Creature Who?	Creature old friend with a hug.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crepes	Crepes Who?	Crepes of Wrath.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crimea	Crimea Who?	"Crimea River…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crock and Dial	Crock and Dial Who?	Crock and Dial Dundee!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cronkite	Cronkite Who?	Cronkite evidence.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cuba	Cuba Who?	Cuba wood.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cugat	Cugat Who?	Cugat to love my knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cumin	Cumin Who?	Cumin get it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Curry	Curry Who?	Curry me back home, will you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Curtis	Curtis Who?	Curtis Interruptus.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Curtis	Curtis Who?	Curtis see is contagious.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Custer	Custer Who?	Custer a penny to find out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Custer	Custer Who?	Custer pretty penny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cy	Cy Who?	Cy knew it was you, I wouldn't have opened the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cy	Cy Who?	Cy'n on the bottom line!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cybil	Cybil Who?	Cybil War.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cynthia	Cynthia Who?	Cynthia you been away I missed you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cypress	Cypress Who?	Cy-press your suit?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cyril	Cyril Who?	Cyril nice to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Czar	Czar Who?	Czar a doctor in the house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Czar	Czar Who?	Czar she blows!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	D-1	D-1 Who?	I'm D-1 to watch! Details @ Possibells.com, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dad	Dad Who?	Dad fuel to the fire.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daisy	Daisy Who?	Daisy plays, nights he sleeps…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daisy	Daisy Who?	Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dakar	Dakar Who?	Dakar is broken - I had to walk.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dakota	Dakota Who?	Dakota fits fine - the pants are too long.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dakota	Dakota Who?	Dakota is too long in the arms.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dale	Dale Who?	Dale come out if you ask dem!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dali	Dali Who?	Dali've me alone!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dallas	Dallas Who?	Dallas in Wonderland.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Damascus	Damascus Who?	Damascus what you wear on Halloween.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dana	Dana Who?	Dana talk with your mouth full.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dandelion	Dandelion Who?	Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dandelion	Dandelion Who?	Isn't it Dandelion around all day doing nothing?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Danielle	Danielle Who?	Danielle at me - I heard you the first time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Danielle	Danielle Who?	Danielle - I can hear you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Danielle	Danielle Who?	Danielle so loud - I heard you the first time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darby	Darby Who?	Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darby	Darby Who?	Darby stung me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darius	Darius Who?	Darius a lot I have to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darrel	Darrel Who?	Darrel never be another you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darren	Darren Who?	"Darren young man on the flying trapeze."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darth Vader	Darth Vader Who?	Darth Vader cookie crumbles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darwin	Darwin Who?	I'll be Darwin you open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darwin	Darwin Who?	"Darwin young man on the flying trapeze…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daryl	Daryl Who?	Daryl never be another you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Data	Data Who?	Data new hairdo, or did you just walk through a car wash?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Datsun	Datsun Who?	Datsun of mine is spoiled.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Datsun	Datsun Who?	Datsun old joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Datsun	Datsun Who?	Datsun will come out tomorrow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daughter	Daughter Who?	Daughter-door salesman.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dave	Dave Who?	Dave for Night!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dawn	Dawn Who?	Dawn bit off more than you can chew, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dawn	Dawn Who?	Dawn by the station, early in the morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dawn	Dawn Who?	Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	De Niro	De Niro Who?	De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	De Witt	De Witt Who?	De Witt now or never!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deanna	Deanna Who?	Deanna-mals are restless - open the cage!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deanna	Deanna Who?	"Till Deanna time…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Debt	Debt Who?	Debt men tell no tales.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deduct	Deduct Who?	Donald Deduct!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dee	Dee Who?	Dee knock knock joe-ks are on me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deena	Deena Who?	Deena hear me the first time?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deep	Deep Who?	Deep ends on who you were expecting.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deep Ends	Deep Ends Who?	All Deep Ends on you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dees	Dees Who?	Dees don't fit me at all…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deesa	Deesa Who?	Deesa-pear and don't come back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defeat	Defeat Who?	Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defense	Defense Who?	Defense keeps the dog in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defense	Defense Who?	Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defy	Defy Who?	Defy knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dehors	Dehors Who?	Putting Descartes before Dehors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deirdre	Deirdre Who?	Deirdre mother come from Ireland?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delaware	Delaware Who?	Delaware your new dress to the party.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delhi	Delhi Who?	Delhi-catessen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deli	Deli Who?	Deli-catessen.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delia	Delia Who?	Delia cards.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delight	Delight Who?	Delight is hurting my eyes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delight	Delight Who?	"Delight of the silvery moon."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delores	Delores Who?	Delores be an England.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delores	Delores Who?	Delores is on the side of the good guys!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deluxe	Deluxe Who?	Deluxe Ness Monster.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Demand	Demand Who?	Demand from U.N.C.L.E.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Demure	Demure Who?	Demure the merrier.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Demure	Demure Who?	Demure you get, Demure you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denis	Denis Who?	Denis anyone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denise	Denise Who?	Denise are above your ankles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denise	Denise Who?	Denise - de sister of de nephew.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennis	Dennis Who?	Dennis says I need to have a tooth out, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennis	Dennis Who?	Dennis the room where I keep my books.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennis	Dennis Who?	Dennis this rain going to stop?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennison	Dennison Who?	Dennison nice thing to say!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denver	Denver Who?	Denver in the world are we?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denver	Denver Who?	Denver the good old days!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deny	Deny Who?	Deny-t is when de-stars shine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Depend	Depend Who?	Depend is mightier than the sword.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Derby	Derby Who?	Derby ghosts in that haunted house.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Derision	Derision Who?	Derision room for both of us in this town!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Descartes	Descartes Who?	Putting Descartes before Dehors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desdemona	Desdemona Who?	Desdemona Lisa still hand on the gallery wall?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desi	Desi Who?	Desi'gnated hitter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desi	Desi Who?	Desi good enough for me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desi	Desi Who?	Desi good reason why you think you think the world is against you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desil	Desil Who?	Desil fit 'er!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desil	Desil Who?	Desil make you laugh if you're not too smart…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desiree	Desiree Who?	Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Despair	Despair Who?	Despair tire is flat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Detail	Detail Who?	Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Detail	Detail Who?	De-tail-a-phone operator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Detour	Detour Who?	Detour is over - you're on your own.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deuce	Deuce Who?	Deuce something about your knock knock joe-ks, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deuce	Deuce Who?	Deuce something about your dog - he just bit me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dewey	Dewey Who?	Dewey have time for another joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dewey	Dewey Who?	Dewey have to go on meeting like this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dewey	Dewey Who?	Dewey have to keep saying all these knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dexter	Dexter Who?	"Dexter halls with boughs of holly…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diane	Diane Who?	Diane to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dictaphone	Dictaphone Who?	Dictaphone back on the receiver and stop running up my bill.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Didjeridoo	Didjeridoo Who?	Didjer-ido all that you had done before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diego	Diego Who?	Diego all over your face - what a sloppy eater!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel be over before you know it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel be your last chance.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Dies'el fit 'er!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel make you laugh if you're not too smart.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	"Diesel man, he played one; he played nick-nakc on a drum…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dill	Dill Who?	Dill we meet again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dime	Dime Who?	Dime to tell another knock-knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dimension	Dimension Who?	Dimension it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dimitri	Dimitri Who?	Dimitri is where the burgers grow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dina	Dina Who?	Dina at eight - don't be late!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dinah	Dinah Who?	Dinah shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dino	Dino Who?	Dino the answer?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dinosaur	Dinosaur Who?	Dinosaur at upi - you burnt the toast.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dinosaur	Dinosaur Who?	Dinosaur because his father spanked him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dion	Dion Who?	Dion of thirst - can I have a glass of water?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diploma	Diploma Who?	Da plumber will be there in da morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diploma	Diploma Who?	Diploma to fix the leak!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disaster	Disaster Who?	Dis-aster be my lucky day!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disease	Disease Who?	Disease pants fit you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disguise	Disguise Who?	Disguise the limit.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes a lovely way to spend an evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes a very bad knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes me - who ish you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes the police - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes the worst case of Ob-knock-ious joe-ks I've ever seen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishwasher	Dishwasher Who?	Dishwasher last chance!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disk	Disk Who?	Disk is a recorded message - leave your message at the beep…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dismay	Dismay Who?	Dismay not be a funny joe-k.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disney	Disney Who?	I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disraeli	Disraeli Who?	Disraeli too much.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Divide	Divide Who?	Divide world of sports.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dizzy	Dizzy Who?	Dizzy undertaker know you're up?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doberman Pinscher	Doberman Pinscher Who?	Doberman Pinscher and she slugged him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dobie	Dobie Who?	Dobie cruel to animals!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doctor	Doctor Who?	Doctor Who no longer live here…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doctor	Doctor Who?	You just said it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dodson	Dodson Who?	Dodson old knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dole	Dole Who?	Dole truth and nothing but the truth…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dolores	Dolores Who?	Dolores be an England.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Domino	Domino Who?	Domino cowhand.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Domino	Domino Who?	"Domino thing if you ain't got that swing…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	"Don cry for me, Argentina."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don Patrol…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don know - I've got amnesia.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don mess around - just open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don mess around with me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don want to tell you my name.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Ameche	Don Ameche Who?	I'll be Don Amache in a taxi, honey.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don and Greta	Don and Greta Who?	Don and Greta round much any more.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Giovanni	Don Giovanni Who?	Don Giovanni any ice cream today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Giovanni	Don Giovanni Who?	Don Giovanni - talk to me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Juan	Don Juan Who?	Don Juan to go out today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Juan	Don Juan Who?	Don Juan to go to school today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Juan	Don Juan Who?	I Don Juan to set the world on fire.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donahue	Donahue Who?	Donahue try to hide from me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donahue	Donahue Who?	Donahue yell at me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donald	Donald Who?	"Donald come baby, cradle and all…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donalette	Donalette Who?	Donalette the bed bugs bite!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donat	Donat Who?	Donat be so smart, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donatello	Donatello Who?	Donatello anybody, but I'm a werewolf…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donatello	Donatello Who?	Donatello'n me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donkey	Donkey Who?	Donkey Hotey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donkey	Donkey Who?	Donkey-ote.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donna	Donna Who?	Donna let the stars get in your eyes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donna	Donna Who?	"Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone but me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donna Mae	Donna Mae Who?	Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donovan	Donovan Who?	Donovan know your own name?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donovan	Donovan Who?	Donovan to hear another word out of you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dora	Dora Who?	Dora wood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dora Belle	Dora Belle Who?	Dora Belle is broken, so I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doris	Doris Who?	Doris closed, so I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doris	Doris Who?	Doris slammed on my finger - Ouch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dots	Dots Who?	Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dotty	Dotty Who?	Dotty way the cookie crumbles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doug	Doug Who?	Doug a hole on your doorstep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dough	Dough Who?	Dough good deeds and you'll go to heaven…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doughnut	Doughnut Who?	Doughnut make my brown eyes blue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doughnut	Doughnut Who?	Doughnut open until Christmas!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doughnut	Doughnut Who?	Doughnut thing till you hear from me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Douglas	Douglas Who?	Douglas is broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen	Dozen Who?	Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen	Dozen Who?	Dozen anyone ever answer the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen	Dozen Who?	Dozen she look nice?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen Olgo	Dozen Olgo Who?	An owl goes whoo, whoo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dragon	Dragon Who?	Dragon my name through the mud again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dragon	Dragon Who?	Dragon your feet again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dresden	Dresden Who?	Dresden rags again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dresden	Dresden Who?	Dresden your Sunday best.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Drew	Drew Who?	Look - I Drew you a picture!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Drucilla	Drucilla Who?	Drucilla kid you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duane	Duane Who?	Duane the bath - I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duet	Duet Who?	Duet again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duet	Duet Who?	Duet right or don't do it at all.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duluth	Duluth Who?	Duluth tooth will get you a quarter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dummy	Dummy Who?	Dummy a favour and go away!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dunbar	Dunbar Who?	Dunbar the door - I'll only climb through the window!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duncan	Duncan Who?	Duncan your doughnut again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dunce	Dunce Who?	Dun-ce-ay another word!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dustin	Dustin Who?	Dustin furniture with polish.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dustin	Dustin Who?	Dustin time - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dustin Hoffman	Dustin Hoffman Who?	Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dutch	Dutch Who?	Dutch me and I'll scream.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwayne	Dwayne Who?	"Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwayne	Dwayne Who?	Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwight	Dwight Who?	Dwight as rain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwight	Dwight Who?	Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E	E Who?	E lies - take him away to the dungeon!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eames	Eames Who?	Eames to please.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eamon	Eamon Who?	Eamon in a good mood today - come in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eamon	Eamon Who?	"Eamon the mood for love..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ear	Ear Who?	Ear you are! I've been looking for you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Earl	Earl Who?	Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Earl	Earl Who?	"Earl I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ear's looking at you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ears another knock knock joe-k 4U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ears looking at you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ears some more knock knock joe-ks for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Easter	Easter Who?	Easter anybody home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Easter	Easter Who?	The Easter Bunny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eaton	Eaton Who?	Eaton out of the garbage again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eaton	Eaton Who?	Eaton crow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eben	Eben Who?	Eben a good boy…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E.C.	E.C. Who?	E.C. Street!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eclipse	Eclipse Who?	Eclipse my hair too close.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ed	Ed Who?	Ed-vanced education.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eddie	Eddie Who?	Eddie body home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eddy	Eddy Who?	Eddy body got a tissue? I've got a cold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edgar	Edgar Who?	I'd get rid of that if I were you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edible	Edible Who?	Edible-ony sandwich for lunch…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edith	Edith Who?	Edith - it'll make you fell better…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edna	Edna Who?	Edna the class!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edsel	Edsel Who?	Edsel there is - there ain't no more.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edward B.	Edward B. Who?	Edward B. nice if you made like a bee and buzzed off…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edwin	Edwin Who?	Edwin some, you lose some!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eel	Eel Who?	Eel feel better in the morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effervescent	Effervescent Who?	Effervescent for wine, women, and song, he'd be a perfect husband.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effervescent	Effervescent Who?	Effervescent for you, I'd be done already.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Efficient	Efficient Who?	Efficient my old pal…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effie	Effie Who?	Effie thing's coming up roses…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effie	Effie Who?	Effie-thing I have is yours.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egbert	Egbert Who?	Eg-bert no bacon, please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egg	Egg Who?	Egg-citing to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eggs	Eggs Who?	Eggs marks the spot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eggs	Eggs Who?	Eggs-tremely cold out here - let me in, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egos	Egos Who?	Egos wherever he wants to.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egypt	Egypt Who?	Egypt you when he sold you bad knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eiffel	Eiffel Who?	Eiffel down and hurt my knee.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eiffel	Eiffel Who?	Eiffel good - I knew I would.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eiffel	Eiffel Who?	Eiffel into the lake.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen	Eileen Who?	Eileen dover.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen	Eileen Who?	Eileen down to tie my shoes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen	Eileen Who?	Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen Dunn	Eileen Dunn Who?	Eileen Dunn the bell and it broke.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eisenhower	Eisenhower Who?	Eisenhower late for school.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elaine	Elaine Who?	Elaine of the freeway.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elektra	Elektra Who?	Elektra circus!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Element	Element Who?	Element to tell you that she can't see you today.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eleta	Eleta Who?	Eleta bit of work never hurt anyone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eli	Eli Who?	Eli, Eli Oh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elia	Elia Who?	Elia wake at night thinking about you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elias	Elias Who?	Elias a terribel thing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elise	Elise Who?	Elise signed by a tenant.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eliza	Eliza Who?	Eliza lot, so watch your step.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elizabeth	Elizabeth Who?	Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elke	Elke Who?	Elke Seltzer - plop plop, fizz fizz!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ella	Ella Who?	Ella-vator - doesn’t that give you a lift, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ella Man	Ella Man Who?	Ella Man-tary, my dear Watson!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ella Vance	Ella Vance Who?	Ella Vance never forget anything.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ellen	Ellen Who?	"Ellen-eed is love, love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ellen	Ellen Who?	Ellen you a dollar, but pay me back soon.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eloise	Eloise Who?	Sadie word and I'll Eloise be your valentine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elsewhere	Elsewhere Who?	Elsewhere it's true!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elsie	Elsie Who?	Elsie you around!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emerson	Emerson Who?	Emerson some nice shoes you have on.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emil	Emil Who?	Emil for the poor!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emile	Emile Who?	Emile fit for a king.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	Emma bit cold out here - can you let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	Emma blue?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	Emma Canadian, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	"Emma little teapot, short and stout…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emanuel	Emanuel Who?	Emanuel see turn into a werewolf when the moon is full…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emerson	Emerson Who?	Emerson nice shoes you've got on.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emerson	Emerson Who?	Emerson of a gun!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emmett	Emmett Who?	Emmett your service!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emissary	Emissary Who?	Emissary I made you cry… '<(
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Energize	Energize Who?	Her hair is blonde energize are blue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Energy	Energy Who?	Energy-ean jacket, she looks like a Joe-kster.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Enid	Enid Who?	Enid some more money?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Enoch	Enoch Who?	Enoch and Enoch, but noone answers the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Erma	Erma Who?	Erma little confused about that last joe-k…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Erma	Erma Who?	"Erma little teapot, short and stout…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E's	E's Who?	E's not feeling well…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Erie	Erie Who?	Erie is - right on time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esau	Esau Who?	Esau down the road…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esau	Esau Who?	Esau throat is killing me…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eschew	Eschew Who?	Eschew goes on your foot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eskimo	Eskimo Who?	Eskimo questions - I'll tell you no lies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eskimo	Eskimo Who?	Eskimo-ver for dinner.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eskimo. Chretien, Italian	Eskimo. Chretien, Italian Who?	Eskimo Chretien, Italian no lies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Essay	Essay Who?	"Essay a little prayer for you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Essen	Essen Who?	Essen it fun to listen to these knock knock joe-ks, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Estelle	Estelle Who?	Estelle waiting for you to open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esther	Esther Who?	Esther anything I can do for you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esther	Esther Who?	Esther room for one more?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E.T.	E.T. Who?	E.T. your food before it gets cold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Etch	Etch Who?	Bless you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ethan	Ethan Who?	Ethan everything all right?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ethan	Ethan Who?	Ethan me out of house and home, you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ethan	Ethan Who?	Ethan this the pits?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ether	Ether Who?	Ether bunny!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Etta	Etta Who?	Ettaquette!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eubie	Eubie Who?	Eubie long to me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eubie	Eubie Who?	Eubie-lieve in the tooth fairy?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eugenes	Eugenes Who?	Eugenes need washing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eugenie	Eugenie Who?	Eugenie from the bottle? Grant me three wishes, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eunice	Eunice Who?	Eunice boy, let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eureka	Eureka Who?	Eureka perfume! Who sold it to you - a skunk?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Euripides	Euripides Who?	Euripides clothes and I'll sue you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Euripides	Euripides Who?	Euripides pants and you'll buy him some new ones.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europa	Europa Who?	Europa steer and I'll watch.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europe	Europe Who?	Europe the creek without a paddle.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europe	Europe Who?	Europe'ning the doo too slow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europe	Europe Who?	Europe to no good!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	European	European Who?	European in the neck!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eustace	Eustace Who?	Come Eustace you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eva	Eva Who?	Eva the best friends must part.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eva	Eva Who?	Eva the worm will turn.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eva	Eva Who?	Eva you're deaf, or your doorbell isn't working!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan and Earth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan only knows.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan seen anything like you since the Rocky Horror Show…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan you should know who it is.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eve	Eve Who?	Eve who my hearties!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Event	Event Who?	Event that-a-way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evie	Evie Who?	Evie weather.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evita	Evita Who?	Evita shut up we wouldn't have gotten a ticket!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ewe	Ewe Who?	Who? Me? What do you want?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ewer	Ewer Who?	Ewer getting sleepy…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Excited	Excited Who?	Excited States of America!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eye	Eye Who?	Eye know who you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyelet	Eyelet Who?	Eyelet you in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyes	Eyes Who?	Eyes got another knock knock joe-ks 4U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyesore	Eyesore Who?	Eyesore do like you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyesore	Eyesore Who?	Eyesore that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyewash	Eyewash Who?	Eyewash I had a million dollars.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyewash	Eyewash Who?	"Eyewash you a Merry Christmas…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ezra	Ezra Who?	Ezra no hope for me in this world?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	F2	F2 Who?	Why do I F2 tell you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fairbanks	Fairbanks Who?	Fairbanks pay interest.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Faith	Faith Who?	Faith looks familiar.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Falafel	Falafel Who?	Falafel off his bike and hurt his knee!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Falsetto	Falsetto Who?	Falsetto teeth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fangs	Fangs Who?	"Fangs for the memories."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	Fanny body calls, I'm out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	Fanny body home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	Fanny the way you keep saying, "Who's there?" everytime I knock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	These joe-ks aren't very fanny
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fantasy	Fantasy Who?	Fantasy a movie last night.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Faraday	Faraday Who?	Faraday last time - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farley	Farley Who?	Farley the leader!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farm	Farm Who?	Farm me to know and you to find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farrah	Farrah Who?	Farrah 'nough!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farrah	Farrah Who?	Farrah out, man!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farris	Farris Who?	Mirror, mirror on the wall - who's the Farris one of all?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fatso	Fatso Who?	Fatso the matter with you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fedora	Fedora Who?	Fedora shut, does that mean I can't come in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Felix	Felix Who?	Felix-cited all over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Felix	Felix Who?	Fe-lix my ice cream, I'll lick his!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fender	Fender Who?	Fender moon comes over the mountain…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferdie	Ferdie Who?	Ferdie last time, open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferdinand	Ferdinand Who?	Ferdinand is worth two in the bush.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferrer	Ferrer Who?	Ferrer'ything there's a season!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferris	Ferris Who?	Ferris I'm concerned, we're through!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferry	Ferry Who?	Ferry tales can come true.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fess	Fess Who?	Fess aid - need a bandaid?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Festival	Festival Who?	Play outside? Festival I have to do my homework.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fez	Fez Who?	Fez me, that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fiddlesticks	Fiddlesticks Who?	Fiddlesticks out if your blanket is too short…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fidel	Fidel Who?	Fidel you a secret, will you keep it to yourself?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fido	Fido Who?	Fido away, what will you give me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fido	Fido Who?	Fido I have to wait out here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Figs	Figs Who?	Figs the doorbell - it's broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fiona	Fiona Who?	Fiona had something better to do, do you think we'd be here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fiona	Fiona Who?	Fiona lookout for Mom & Dad…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fire engine	Fire engine Who?	Fire engine one and prepare for blast off.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flea	Flea Who?	Flea blind mice.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flea	Flea Who?	"Flea, fie, foh, fum…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fletcher	Fletcher Who?	Fletcher self go!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fletcher	Fletcher Who?	Fletcher your conscience be your guide.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fletcher	Fletcher Who?	Fletcher your smile be your umbrella.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flo	Flo Who?	Flo ride is good for your teeth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Florida	Florida Who?	Florida bathroom is wet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Florist	Florist Who?	Florist the opposite of ceiling.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flossie	Flossie Who?	Flossie your teeth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Folder	Folder Who?	Folder knows best.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fonda	Fonda Who?	Fonda you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forbes	Forbes Who?	Forbes of Evil…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ford	Ford Who?	"Ford he's a jolly good fellow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forest	Forest Who?	Forest the eye can see.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Formaldehyde	Formaldehyde Who?	Formaldehyden places came the hostile Indians…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Formosa	Formosa Who?	Formosa the day I waited at the door for you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Formosa	Formosa Who?	Formosa the summer I was away on holidays.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fortification	Fortification Who?	Fortification I go to the seashore.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forty	Forty Who?	Forty last time, open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forty	Forty Who?	Forty life of me I can't remember.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Foster	Foster Who?	Foster than a speeding bullet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Foyer	Foyer Who?	Foyer information, it's your sister.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fozzie	Fozzie Who?	Fozzie hundredth time, let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	France	France Who?	France of the family!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frances	Frances Who?	Frances hello!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francie	Francie Who?	Francie that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francine	Francine Who?	Francine it all.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francis	Francis Who?	Francis on the other side of the Channel…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francis	Francis Who?	Francis where people speak French.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank	Frank Who?	Franks and beans!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank	Frank Who?	Frank N. Stein - you rang?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank Lee	Frank Lee Who?	Frank Lee, my dear, it's none of your business!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frankfurter	Frankfurter Who?	Frankfuter memories.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frankie	Frankie Who?	"Frankie, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Franks	Franks Who?	Franks a lot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank's Eye	Frank's Eye Who?	Frank's - Eye needed that.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Franz	Franz Who?	Franz forever!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Franz	Franz Who?	"Franz, Romands, Countrymen… lend me your ears!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frasier	Frasier Who?	Frasier joe-k isn't very funny?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frasier	Frasier Who?	Frasier never going to open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frayda	Frayda Who?	"Who's a Frayda the bid, bad wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fred	Fred Who?	Fred Badge of Courage!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fred O.	Fred O. Who?	"Who's a Fred O. the Big Bad Wolf…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freddie	Freddie Who?	Freddie or not, here I come!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freddy	Freddy Who?	Freddy when you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freddy	Freddy Who?	Freddy, willing, and able.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frederick	Frederick Who?	Frederich Express!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Free Stew	Free Stew Who?	The Free Stooges.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freeda	Freeda Who?	Freeda you, $50 for anyone else…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freedom	Freedom Who?	Never mind - let Freedom ring.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freeze!	Freeze! Who?	"Freeze a jolly good fellow, for he's…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freighter	Freighter Who?	Freighter open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freighter	Freighter Who?	Freighter your own shadow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fresno	Fresno Who?	Fresno genius, but I love him just the same.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fresno	Fresno Who?	"Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freud	Freud Who?	A-Freud you were going to ask that…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frida	Frida Who?	Frida be!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frieda	Frieda Who?	Frieda cold and starve a fever.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frieda	Frieda Who?	Frieda hostages!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frieda	Frieda Who?	"Who's a Frieda the Big Bad Wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frigate	Frigate Who?	Awe forget about it - you wouldn't understand…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fritz	Fritz Who?	"Fritz a Wonderful Life."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fruit	Fruit Who?	Fruit of the loom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fu Manchu	Fu Manchu Who?	Fu Manchu bubble gum the way you do.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fun	Fun Who?	Fun you're my son!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gabe	Gabe Who?	Gabe it my all…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gable	Gable Who?	Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gabor	Gabor Who?	Gabor'n to shop.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gail	Gail Who?	Gail of laughter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gall	Gall Who?	Charles de Gall - you speak French, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gall	Gall Who?	Gall darn it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Galway	Galway Who?	Galway - you bother me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Galway	Galway Who?	Galway - you're annoying me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gandhi	Gandhi Who?	Gandhi cane!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gandhi	Gandhi Who?	Gandhi come out and play with me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Garden	Garden Who?	Garden the treasure.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gargoyle	Gargoyle Who?	Gargoyle with salt water and you'll feel better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Garter	Garter Who?	Garter go.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gary	Gary Who?	Gary on smiling!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gary	Gary Who?	Gary the package for me, will ya'!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gas	Gas Who?	"Gas Who's Coming To Dinner…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gene	Gene Who?	Gene-e-alogy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Genoa	Genoa Who?	Genoa any new knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Georgia	Georgia Who?	Georg-ia the Jungle - watch out for that tree!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gerald	Gerald Who?	Gerald washed up, kid!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Germaine	Germaine Who?	Germaine you don't recognize me?+E1327
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Germany	Germany Who?	Germany people knocking at your door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gertie	Gertie Who?	Gertie laundry…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Get off	Get off Who?	Get off the Internet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	Ghana be famous someday.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	Ghana dance?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	"Ghana wash that man right out of my hair…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	Not Ghana take it anymore!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghent	Ghent Who?	Ghent out of here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghost	Ghost Who?	Ghost-art the show - the crowd's waiting…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	G.I.	G.I. Who?	G.I. don't know.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gibbon	Gibbon Who?	Gibbon who? Who do you think? I've got wobbly knees, you know!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gibbon	Gibbon Who?	Gibbon inch and he'll take a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gibbon	Gibbon Who?	Gibbon take if you want to get along in the world.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gideon	Gideon Who?	Gideon your horse and let's go!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gil	Gil Who?	Gil the umpire!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gilda	Gilda Who?	Gilda umpire!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gillette	Gillette Who?	If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gina	Gina Who?	Gina you don't recognize me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ginastera	Ginastera Who?	Ginastera at the people!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ginny	Ginny Who?	Ginny a kiss!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gino	Gino Who?	Gino me - now, open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giovanni	Giovanni Who?	Giovanni come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giovanni	Giovanni Who?	Giovanni go to a movie?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gipper	Gipper Who?	Gipper your best!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giuseppe	Giuseppe Who?	Giuseppe my apology?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giza	Giza Who?	Giza nice boy!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Glad	Glad Who?	Glad you're my Dad!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladwin	Gladwin Who?	Gladwin you leave town.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladys	Gladys Who?	Gladys Friday.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladys	Gladys Who?	Gladys my last knock knock joe-k, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladys	Gladys Who?	Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladwin	Gladwin Who?	Gladwin you're leaving.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Glasgow	Glasgow Who?	Glasgow to the movies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Glove	Glove Who?	"Glove is a Many-Splendored Thing…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gnome	Gnome Who?	"Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goat	Goat Who?	Goat to the door and find out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goat	Goat Who?	Goat to your room!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goatee	Goatee Who?	Goatee off - the other golfers are waiting.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Godunov	Godunov Who?	Godunov to eat, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goliath	Goliath Who?	Goliath down, you look tired.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goliath	Goliath Who?	Goliath down - you've read too many knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gomez	Gomez Who?	Gomez around with someone else. I'm busy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goose	Goose Who?	Goose see a doctor - you don't look well…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goosie	Goosie Who?	Goosie who's at the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher a long walk on a short pier.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher broke!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher pizza - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher your gun, Marshal.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gordie	Gordie Who?	Gordie-rectly to jail - do not pass go - do not collect $200…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla my dreams!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla sandwich - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorky	Gorky Who?	Gorky will unlock the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gouda	Gouda Who?	Gouda see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gracie	Gracie Who?	Gracie for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grady	Grady Who?	Grady of Expectations!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grammar	Grammar Who?	Grammar crackers - pretty crummy, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grant	Grant Who?	Grant you a wish - what is it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grapes	Grapes Who?	Grapes suzette!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gravy	Gravy Who?	Gravy Crockett
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gregs	Gregs Who?	Gregs of Wrath!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Greta	Greta Who?	Greta job, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Greta	Greta Who?	"Greta long, little dogies, Greta long…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Greta	Greta Who?	You Greta on my nerves!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gretel	Gretel Who?	Gretel long, little doggie…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grover	Grover Who?	Grover there and get me a cookie.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gruesome	Gruesome Who?	Gruesome tomatoes in my garden.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gucci	Gucci Who?	Gucci-Gucci-Goo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Guinea	Guinea Who?	Guinea a break, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Guinevere	Guinevere Who?	Guinevere going to get together?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gull	Gull Who?	Gull of my dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gunboat	Gunboat Who?	You're Gunboat not forgotten!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gunga	Gunga Who?	Gunga Din for free 'cause I know the usher.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gunnar	Gunnar Who?	"Gunnar huff and puff and blow your house in…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gus	Gus Who?	Gus who's coming to dinner!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gus	Gus Who?	Gus you don't want to play, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gus	Gus Who?	That's what you're supposed to do!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Guthrie	Guthrie Who?	Guthrie three blind mice!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gwen	Gwen Who?	Gwen will I see you again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Habit	Habit Who?	Habit your way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hacienda	Hacienda Who?	Hacienda the story - ain't no more!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hackett	Hackett Who?	I can't Hackett any more - I'm leaving!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haddock	Haddock Who?	Haddock is killing me - got an aspirin?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haden	Haden Who?	Haden seek.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hagar	Hagar Who?	Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haifa	Haifa Who?	Haifa cake is better than none!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haiku	Haiku Who?	"Haiku-d have danced all night…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hair	Hair Who?	Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hair Comb	Hair Comb Who?	Hair Combs the bride…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haiti	Haiti Who?	Haiti see a good thing go to waste, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hal about Eve!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hal who to you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hal-ibut - my favourite fish joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hallelujah - praise the Lord!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haley	Haley Who?	Haley'en Nation!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Half	Half Who?	Half I got a girl for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Halibut	Halibut Who?	Halibut a kiss, honey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Halibut	Halibut Who?	Halibut lending me a dollar?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Halifax	Halifax Who?	Halifax you if you fax me, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hall	Hall Who?	"Hall the king's horses and hall the king's men…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hallie	Hallie Who?	Hallie-tosis - your breath smells really bad!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hallow	Hallow Who?	Hallow down there…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hallways	Hallways Who?	Hallways knew you'd never amount to much…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hammond	Hammond Who?	Hammond cheese on rye, please.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hammond	Hammond Who?	Hammond eggs for breakfast.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hand	Hand Who?	Hand over your wallet, this is a stick up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Handel	Handel Who?	Handel with care!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Handsome	Handsome Who?	Handome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hank	Hank Who?	Hank E. Chief
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hank	Hank Who?	Hank you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannah	Hannah Who?	Hannah me some potato chips.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannah	Hannah Who?	"Hannah partridge in a pear tree…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannibal	Hannibal Who?	Hannibal game will last nine innings.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannibal	Hannibal Who?	Hannibal in a china shop.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hanover	Hanover Who?	Hanover your money!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hans	Hans Who?	Hans off my computer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hans	Hans Who?	Hans off the table!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hans	Hans Who?	Hans up! I'm a burglar…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hardy	Hardy Who?	Hardy ha, ha!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harley	Harley Who?	Harley ever see you around anymore.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harlow	Harlow Who?	"Harlow Dolly, well Harlow Dolly…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harlow	Harlow Who?	Harlow can you go, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harmon	Harmon Who?	Harmon love with a wonderful guy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harmon	Harmon Who?	Harmon your side, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harmony	Harmony Who?	Harmony times have I told you not to tell me anymore joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harness	Harness Who?	Harness to goodness.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harold	Harold Who?	Harold are you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harpy	Harpy Who?	Harpy to see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harriet	Harriet Who?	Harriet it up, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harris	Harris Who?	Harris looking at you, kid.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harris	Harris Who?	Harris nice to have on the top of your head.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harris	Harris Who?	Harris the world treating you, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harry	Harry Who?	Harry been, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harry	Harry Who?	Harry up and answer the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harry	Harry Who?	Harry up - I'm starving.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvard	Harvard Who?	Harvard you like a punch in the nose?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey	Harvey Who?	Harvey going to play this game forever?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey	Harvey Who?	Harvey going to stop meeting like this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey	Harvey Who?	Harvey having fun yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey Gotti	Harvey Gotti Who?	Harvey Gotti wait here all night?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hasson	Hasson Who?	Hasson anybody here seen the Joe-kster?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hatch	Hatch Who?	Bless you - please cover your mouth next time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hatch	Hatch Who?	I didn't know you were sick, too…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hattie	Hattie Who?	Hattie do, you all…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Havana	Havana Who?	Havana go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Havanna	Havanna Who?	Havanna wonderful time - wish you were here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Havelock	Havelock Who?	Havelock put on your door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hawaii	Hawaii Who?	Fine, until you knocked on the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hawaii	Hawaii Who?	Hawaii doing, mate?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hawaii	Hawaii Who?	I'm fine - Hawaii you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haydn	Haydn Who?	Haydn in this cupboard is boring!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heart	Heart Who?	Heart you the first time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heart	Heart Who?	Heart-o hear you - speak louder, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heath	Heath Who?	"For Heath a jolly good fellow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heaven	Heaven Who?	Heaven a wonderful time - wish you were here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heaven	Heaven Who?	Heaven seen you in ages, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heaven	Heaven Who?	Heaven you heard enough knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hector	Hector Who?	"Hector halls with boughs of holly…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hedda	Hedda Who?	Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hedda	Hedda Who?	Hedda feeling you'd tell me another dubm knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hedda	Hedda Who?	Hedda off at the pass.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heidi	Heidi Who?	Heidi ho.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heidi	Heidi Who?	Heidi-clare war on you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heifer	Heifer Who?	Heifer cow is better than none!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heifer	Heifer Who?	"If Heifer I should lose you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Helena	Helena Who?	To Helena hand basket, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hence	Hence Who?	Hence lay eggs.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henna	Henna Who?	Henna thing you want, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henny	Henny Who?	Henny Penny. The sky is falling down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henny	Henny Who?	Henny port in a storm.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henrietta	Henrietta Who?	Henrietta banana split.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henrietta	Henrietta Who?	Henrietta big dinner and got sick.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henrietta	Henrietta Who?	Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hepburn	Hepburn Who?	Hepburn and indigestion!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Herman	Herman Who?	Herman is handsome, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hero	Hero Who?	Hero today, gone to Maui…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hertz	Hertz Who?	Hertz me more than it hurts you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hester	Hester Who?	Hester any food left?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hester	Hester Who?	Hester anything I can do for you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hewlett	Hewlett Who?	Hewlett the cat out of the bag?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hewlett	Hewlett Who?	Hewlett you out of your cage, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heywood & Harry	Heywood & Harry Who?	Heywood you Harry up and open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hiawatha	Hiawatha Who?	Hiawatha nice girl till I met you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hiawatha	Hiawatha Who?	Hiawatha very bad today!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hide Out	Hide Out Who?	Hide Out you can stop being annoying…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Highway Cop	Highway Cop Who?	Highway Cop at six every morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hindu	Hindu Who?	Hindu each life a little rain must fall.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hippie	Hippie Who?	Hippie birthday to you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hiram	Hiram Who?	Hiram fine - how are you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hive	Hive Who?	Hive a crush on you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hobbit	Hobbit Who?	Hobbit letting me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoffman	Hoffman Who?	I'll Hoffman, I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holden	Holden Who?	Holden up everything because of you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holland	Holland Who?	Holland you going to make me wait out here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hollis	Hollis Who?	Hollis forgiven - come back home, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holly	Holly Who?	Holly-lujah!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holmes	Holmes Who?	Holmes sweet home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Homer	Homer Who?	Homer again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy people live here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy rocks did they turn over before you crawled out?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy time are we going to go through this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy times do I have to tell you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honda	Honda Who?	"Home, home Honda range…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honda	Honda Who?	Honda the spreading chestnut tree…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honda	Honda Who?	Your Hondaware is showing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeybee	Honeybee Who?	Honeybee nice and open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeydew	Honeydew Who?	Honeydew do this and honeydew that.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeydew	Honeydew Who?	Honeydew you think you're ever going to open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeydew	Honeydew Who?	Honeydew you love me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honour	Honour Who?	"Honour clear day you can see forever…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoosier	Hoosier Who?	"Hoosier afraid of the big, bad wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoosier	Hoosier Who?	Hoosier your favourite joe-ks site in the whole world?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hootie	Hootie Who?	Hootie think you're talking about?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoover	Hoover Who?	Hoover you expecting?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hope	Hope Who?	Hope you'll have me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hopi	Hopi Who?	Hopi New Year!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hopi	Hopi Who?	Hopi quiet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Horace	Horace Who?	Horace and buggy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Horace	Horace Who?	Horace I to know you lived here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Horatio	Horatio Who?	Horatio to the end of the street, eh…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hot Air	Hot Air Who?	Hot Air parner - how ya' doin'?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House	House Who?	House business?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House	House Who?	House soon do you want to hear another knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House	House Who?	House you doing?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House Boy	House Boy Who?	Great - House Boy you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard can it be to guess a knock, knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard like to be outside for a change?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard was the math test today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard I know?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard we gonna get you to eat your vegetables?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard you today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard Hughes	Howard Hughes Who?	Howard Hughes like a punch on the nose?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howdy	Howdy Who?	Howdy I get in here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howdy	Howdy Who?	Howdy you stand all these knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell done do you want your burger?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell I get in if you don't answer the door?