Knock Knock Joe-ks

3,234 Knock Knock Joe-ks
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Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A-1	A-1 Who?	A-1 to know.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Herd	A Herd Who?	A Herd you the first time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Herd	A Herd Who?	A Herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Mayan	A Mayan Who?	A Mayan the way?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A mos	A mos Who?	A mosquito.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Nicholas	A Nicholas Who?	A Nicholas not much money these days.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aardvark	Aardvark Who?	Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aaron	Aaron Who?	Aaron all the way home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aaron	Aaron Who?	Aaron the side of caution!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbey	Abbey Who?	Abbey Birthday 2U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbey	Abbey Who?	A-bbey stung me on the nose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbott	Abbott Who?	Abbott time we eat, isn't it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbott	Abbott Who?	Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abbott	Abbott Who?	Abbott you don't know who I am!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby	Abby Who?	Abby Birthday 2U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby	Abby Who?	Abby good if you give me a candy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby	Abby Who?	"Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abby and Manny	Abby and Manny Who?	Abby birthday and Manny happy returns.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abe	Abe Who?	"Abe, C, D, E, F, G… H, I, J, K, L M N O P…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abe Lincoln	Abe Lincoln Who?	Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Abyssinia	Abyssinia Who?	Abyssinia one of these days!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A.C.	A.C. Who?	A.C. come and A.C. go…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ach	Ach Who?	Gesundtheit!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Acid	Acid Who?	Acid down and be quiet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Acid	Acid Who?	Acid down - you're rocking the boat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Accordian	Accordian Who?	Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Achilles	Achilles Who?	Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Acme	Acme Who?	If you Acme, I'll tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Actor	Actor Who?	Actor you, my dear!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ada	Ada Who?	Ada burger for lunch…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ada	Ada Who?	You're Ada your mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adage	Adage Who?	Adage where all I can do is look!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adair	Adair Who?	Adair once but I'm bald now…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adair	Adair Who?	Adair you to do it again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam fly in my soup.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam my way - I'm coming in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adam	Adam Who?	Adam up and send me the bill.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Addison	Addison Who?	Addison no way to treat an old friend!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adelaide	Adelaide Who?	Adelaide an egg.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adele	Adele Who?	Adele is where the farmer lives.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adelia	Adelia Who?	Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adios	Adios Who?	Adios me some money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adlai	Adlai Who?	Adlai a bet on that if I was you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adolph	Adolph Who?	Adolph ball hit me in the head - that's why I talk like this.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Adore	Adore Who?	Adore stands between us - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A.E	A.E Who?	A.E. I owe you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aesop	Aesop Who?	Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Afghan	Afghan Who?	Afghan away and never see you again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Afghanistan	Afghanistan Who?	Afghanistan out here all night if you don't open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agate	Agate Who?	Agate you covered!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha headache - have you got an aspirin?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha blues when it rains.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha feelin' you're foolin' me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Agatha	Agatha Who?	Agatha world on a string.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ahab	Ahab Who?	Ahab a cold in my nose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ahmed	Ahmed Who?	Ahmedeus Motzart!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aida	Aida Who?	Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummy ache…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aida	Aida Who?	Aida when I'm hungry and drink when I'm dry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aiken	Aiken Who?	Oh! My Aiken back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aikido	Aikido Who?	Aikido you not.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aisle	Aisle Who?	Aisle be seeing you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Akron	Akron Who?	Akron give you anything but love, baby!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al	Al Who?	Al bust this door if you don't let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al	Al Who?	Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al and Edith	Al and Edith Who?	"Al and Edith love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Al Bedouin	Al Bedouin Who?	Al Bedouin-ter like this one will be long remembered.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska and you ask him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska one more time, then jokes start over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska someone who knows what time it is…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aladdin	Aladdin Who?	Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska my friend the question then…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alaska	Alaska Who?	Alaska the questions around here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alba	Alba Who?	Alba in the kitchen if you need me…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Albee	Albee Who?	Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Albert	Albert Who?	Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alberta	Alberta Who?	Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Albie	Albie Who?	Albie darn, a funny joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alby	Alby Who?	Alby glad when school is over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alby	Alby Who?	Alby glad when you're dead, you rascal you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alcott	Alcott Who?	Alcott the cake - you pour the tea.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alda	Alda Who?	Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alda and Alda	Alda and Alda Who?	I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting outside for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aldo	Aldo Who?	Aldo anything for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aldous	Aldous Who?	Aldous knocking is giving me a headache.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alec	Alec Who?	Alec my lolly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alec	Alec Who?	Alec-tricity - isn't that shocking!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alex	Alex Who?	Alex-plain later…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alex	Alex Who?	Alex the questions around here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alex	Alex Who?	Alex Vancouver in June.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alexia	Alexia Who?	Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alf	Alf Who?	Alf a loaf is better than none.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfalfa	Alfalfa Who?	Alfalfa you if you give me a kiss!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfie	Alfie Who?	Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfie	Alfie Who?	Alfie-give your rudeness - I know you're just being yourself.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfie	Alfie Who?	Alfie you later.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfred	Alfred Who?	Alfred the needle if you'll sew on the button.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfred	Alfred Who?	I'm Alfred of the dark!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alfreda	Alfreda Who?	Alfreda the dark!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Algae	Algae Who?	Algae you in my dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	"Ali, Ali oxen free…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	Ali round the world people are dancing in the streets.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	Ali time you knew it was me, didn't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	"Ali want for Christmas are my two front teeth."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ali	Ali Who?	"Ali want is a room somewhere."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alibi	Alibi Who?	Alibi you anything you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alice	Alice Who?	Alice fair in love and war.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alice	Alice Who?	Alice forgiven. Please come home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alice	Alice Who?	I'm Alice chasing rainbows…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alicia	Alicia Who?	Alicia like me a little bit, don't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alison	Alison Who?	Alison it's dark outside!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alison	Alison Who?	Alison to you after you listen to me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alison	Alison Who?	Alison Wonderland is a great book.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allan	Allan Who?	Allan-d of Manhattan!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allegra	Allegra Who?	I think Allegra is broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allie	Allie Who?	Alligator - that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Allied	Allied Who?	Allied - so tell someone who cares!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alltell	Alltell Who?	Alltell Mom if you don't let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alma	Alma Who?	"Alma bags are packed, I'm ready to go…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alma	Alma Who?	Alma-ny more knock knock joe-ks can you take?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alma Gibbons	Alma Gibbons Who?	Alma Gibbons you 24 hours to get out of town!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Almond	Almond Who?	Almond love with a wonderful guy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Almond	Almond Who?	Almond the side of the law!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alpaca	Alpaca Who?	Alpaca mean punch, so don't mess with me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alpaca	Alpaca Who?	Alpaca the trunk - you pack the suitcase…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alpha	Alpha Who?	Alpha crying out loud.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Althea	Althea Who?	Althea in jail…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Althea	Althea Who?	Althea later, Alligator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Althea	Althea Who?	Althea later this afternoon, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alva	Alva Who?	Alva heart!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alva and Alma	Alva and Alma Who?	Alva day long I spend Alma time outside your door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alvin	Alvin Who?	'Alvin a great time - how about you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alvin	Alvin Who?	'Alvin zia competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Alyce	Alyce Who?	Alyce thought you were nuts!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amahl	Amahl Who?	Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amahl	Amahl Who?	Amahl yours.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amana	Amana Who?	Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda fix the refrigerator is here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda fix the television!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda-rin orange - orange you glad I asked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	Amanda the table!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda	Amanda Who?	A-man-dat wants to give you a big hug.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amanda Lynn	Amanda Lynn Who?	Amanda Lynn player.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amarillo	Amarillo Who?	Amarillo-fashioned cowboy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amarillo	Amarillo Who?	Amarillo-ld country boy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amaryllis	Amaryllis Who?	Amyrillis'ick of these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amaryllis	Amaryllis Who?	Amyrillis state agent - wanna buy a house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amaso	Amaso Who?	Amaso sorry you don't remember me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amateur	Amateur Who?	Amateur service!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amazon	Amazon Who?	Ama-zon of a bishop - what's your father do?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amazon	Amazon Who?	Ama-zon of a gun!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Amber-sting to come in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Amber-sting to tell you the news!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Amber-ta than I was yesterday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amber	Amber Who?	Light's amber - wait for green.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amelia	Amelia Who?	Amelia package last week - did you get it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amen	Amen Who?	Amen hot water again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amin	Amin Who?	Amin man!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amin	Amin Who?	Amin thing to do to your brother!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amis	Amis Who?	Amis is as good as a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amish	Amish Who?	Amish is as good as a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amish	Amish Who?	Amish you so!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amoeba	Amoeba Who?	Amoeba wrong, but I think you're wonderful.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammon	Ammon Who?	Ammon old hand at picking locks, eh…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia little kid!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia gonna tell you once!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorebell…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia poor boy - nobody loves me… '<(
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia poor little sparrow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ammonia	Ammonia Who?	Ammonia trying to be funny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amnesia	Amnesia Who?	Oh - you got it too?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amoeba	Amoeba Who?	Amoeba wrong, but I think you're funny…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amory	Amory Who?	Have Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amos	Amos Who?	Amos behavin.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amos	Amos Who?	Amos-quito just bit me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amour	Amour Who?	Amour you eat, the more you want!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amsterdam	Amsterdam Who?	Amsterdam hungry, I could eat a horse!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amsterdam	Amsterdam Who?	Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amsterdam	Amsterdam Who?	Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock joe-ks…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amy	Amy Who?	Amy for the top!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amy	Amy Who?	Amy fraid I've forgotten!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Amy	Amy Who?	Amy high!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anais	Anais Who?	Anais cup of tea!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anastasia	Anastasia Who?	Anastasia wagon has four doors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anastasia	Anastasia Who?	Anastasia out here in the rain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anatol	Anatol Who?	Anatol you what I thought of you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anatole	Anatole Who?	Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ancient	Ancient Who?	Ancient going to open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andalusia	Andalusia Who?	I'd like to take you somewhere Andalusia.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andante	Andante Who?	I'm going to visit my Uncle Andante.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anderson	Anderson Who?	Anderson and daughter came too!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrea	Andrea Who?	I had Andrea-m about you! Let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrew	Andrew Who?	Andrew a picture!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrew	Andrew Who?	Andrew all her money out of the bank…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andrew	Andrew Who?	Andrew all over the wall.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy all lived happily ever after…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy angels sing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy bit me again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	"Andy green grass grows all around, all around…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy little gadgets, these door knockers, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	Andy music goes on and on…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy	Andy Who?	"And-y walks with me, And-y talks with me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Andy Green	Andy Green Who?	Andy Green grass grows all around.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita great big hug!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita loose another 20 pounds…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita to borrow a pencil.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita ride to school.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita	Anita Who?	Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita Baker	Anita Baker Who?	Anita Baker for the party.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anita Loos	Anita Loos Who?	Anita Loos about 20 pounds.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anka	Anka Who?	Anka the ship!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ankara	Ankara Who?	Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	f-Ann-tastic!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-dromeda Strain!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-onymous!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann Tartic!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-tique store - got anything old to sell?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna body know some more joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna other Easter Bunny!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	"Anna one, anna two…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	"Anna partridge in a pear tree."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annapolis	Annapolis Who?	Annapolis a fruit like a pear.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annette	Annette Who?	Annette works good for fishing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie thing goes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Anntifungal - a good foot friend of mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ann	Ann Who?	Ann-tiseptic helps clean your wounds…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna going to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna Nother thing - how many times do I have to knock on this door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Annather brick in the wall…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Annather mosquito?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna one, anna two…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anna	Anna Who?	Anna-tomical…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annabel	Annabel Who?	Annabel would be useful on this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anne	Anne Who?	Anne apple just fell on my head!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anne Boleyn	Anne Boleyn Who?	Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annetta	Annetta Who?	Annetta joe-k like that and you're off this bus!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annetta	Annetta Who?	Annetta wisecrack from you and you're outta here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annette	Annette Who?	Annette curtain looks good in the window!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie-body there?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie more knock knock joe-ks left?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie one you like?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Annie-versary!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Annie	Annie Who?	Choose Annie one you like!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Answer	Answer Who?	Answer all over your porch - it's a mess out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ant	Ant Who?	Antelope!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anthea	Anthea Who?	Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anthem	Anthem Who?	You Anthem devil you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anthony	Anthony Who?	Anthony you want!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anvil	Anvil Who?	Anvil you be coming too?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anwar	Anwar Who?	"Anwar Christian Soldiers…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anwar	Anwar Who?	Anwar sorry about the rain delay…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Anya	Anya Who?	Anya best behaviour!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A-One	A-One Who?	My name is Dracula - A-One to drink your blood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aorta	Aorta Who?	"Aorta be in pictures…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apache	Apache Who?	Apache them for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apocryphal	Apocryphal Who?	Apocryphal of dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apollo	Apollo Who?	Apollo you anywhere if you'll blow in my ear.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apollo	Apollo Who?	Apollo yours is Apollo mine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apollo	Apollo Who?	Apollogize!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apple	Apple Who?	Apple the door myself!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apple	Apple Who?	Apple your hair if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Apricot	Apricot Who?	Apricot my key - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	April	April Who?	April might make you feel better, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Quorum	A Quorum Who?	A Quorum is where I keep my fish.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aramis	Aramis Who?	Aramis'tery!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	A Raven	A Raven Who?	A Raven maniac!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arbus	Arbus Who?	Arbus leave in 5 minutes…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arch	Arch Who?	You catching a cold?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archer	Archer Who?	Archer glad to see me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archibald	Archibald Who?	Archibald on top of your head?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archie	Archie Who?	Gesundtheit!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Archie	Archie Who?	Ar-chie - I was going to surprise you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ardyth	Ardyth Who?	Ardyth da thpeech therapy offith?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Area	Area Who?	Area there yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aretha	Aretha Who?	Aretha flowers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arfer	Arfer Who?	Arfer got!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arfur	Arfur Who?	Arfur got!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argo	Argo Who?	Argo down the steps, and up again…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argo	Argo Who?	Argo down to the beach for my holidays!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argo	Argo Who?	Argo home - your mother is calling you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Argue	Argue Who?	Argue going to let me in or not?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ari	Ari Who?	Ari-spect!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ari	Ari Who?	Arin't you glad you use Dial?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aria	Aria Who?	Aria ready for another joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aries	Aries Who?	Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arizona	Arizona Who?	Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arkansas	Arkansas Who?	Arkansas more wood with my new chainsaw.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arkansas	Arkansas Who?	Arkansas through any piece of wood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arm	Arm Who?	Arm always chasing rainbows.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armada	Armada Who?	Armada told us there'd be days like this…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armageddon	Armageddon Who?	Armageddon out of here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armageddon	Armageddon Who?	Armageddon tired of these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armand	Armand Who?	Armand the outisde looking inside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armando	Armando Who?	"Armando road again."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armenia	Armenia Who?	Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armenia	Armenia Who?	Armenia no harm.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Armstrong	Armstrong Who?	Armstrong as an ox.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Army Ants	Army Ants Who?	Army Ants coming for tea then?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arne	Arne Who?	Arne you going to ask me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arnie	Arnie Who?	Arnie having fun yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arno	Arno Who?	Arno kids to play with - I'm bored…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arnold	Arnold Who?	Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arnold	Arnold Who?	Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Art	Art Who?	R2-D2
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Art	Art Who?	Art ya gonna open the door for me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthene	Arthene Who?	Arthene you in the movies, haven't I?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur any cats in your house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur any more at home like you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur any more cookies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur-it is - it's very painful…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur mometer is broken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur mometer is good for measuring the temperature…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Arthur	Arthur Who?	Arthur more joe-ks here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Artichoke	Artichoke Who?	Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Artis	Artis Who?	Artis in the eye of the beholder.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auba	Auba Who?	Aruba your back an' you rub'a mine…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asa	Asa Who?	Asa-int amongst men!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ash	Ash Who?	Bless you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ashley	Ashley Who?	Ashley, I don't know.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ashley	Ashley Who?	Ashley-t's foot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ashur	Ashur Who?	Ashur wish you'd open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia matter of fact, I can't remember!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia Mom in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia or Asia not coming?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asia	Asia Who?	Asia you going to let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asimov	Asimov Who?	Asimov-ie it's even better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asparagus	Asparagus Who?	Asparagus the argument - we don't want to hear it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asta	Asta Who?	Asta the ball is over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Asthma	Asthma Who?	Asthma no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Astor	Astor Who?	Astor the ball is over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Astor	Astor Who?	Astor what her name is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Astronaut	Astronaut Who?	Astronaut here - I'll come back later…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atch	Atch Who?	Gesundheit.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atch	Atch Who?	I'm sorry - didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atch	Atch Who?	That's a bad sneeze you got there.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athena	Athena Who?	Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athena	Athena Who?	Athena reindeer landing on your roof…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athens	Athens Who?	"Athens I love you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athol	Athol Who?	Athol'd my bike - can ya' gimme a ride?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Athos	Athos Who?	Athos it makes a difference!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atlas	Atlas Who?	Atlas I'm here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atlas	Atlas Who?	Atlas it's the weekend!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atom	Atom Who?	Atom 'n Eve.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atomic	Atomic Who?	Atomic ache is hard to stomach!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Attila	Attila Who?	Attila you no lies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atunna	Atunna Who?	He's in a ton a trouble.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atwood	Atwood Who?	Atwood be nice if you asked me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Atwood	Atwood Who?	Atwood only take a second or two.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Audacity	Audacity Who?	Audacity way to be!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Audrey	Audrey Who?	Audrey be doing this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Augusta	Augusta Who?	Augusta go home now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Augusta	Augusta Who?	Augusta wind blew my hat off.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Jemima	Aunt Jemima Who?	I'm glad I ain't joe mamma!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Lou	Aunt Lou Who?	Aunt Lou do you think you are?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Lou	Aunt Lou Who?	Aunt misbehavin'?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aunt Lou	Aunt Lou Who?	Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auntie	Auntie Who?	Auntie glad to see me again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aura	Aura Who?	Aura Lee…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aurora	Aurora Who?	Aurora is what a lion is.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aurora	Aurora Who?	Aurora's just come from a big tiger!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Austen	Austen Who?	Austen-tentatiously well off!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Austin	Austin Who?	Austin corrected!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Author	Author Who?	An Author joe-k like this and I'm gone…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Author	Author Who?	Author any more cookies left?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auto	Auto Who?	Auto know, but I've forgotten!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Auto	Auto Who?	Auto meet me when I'm dressed up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Autumn	Autumn Who?	Autumnastic!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ava	Ava Who?	Ava good mind to go away now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ava	Ava Who?	Ava seen you someplace before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue babysitter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue been missing me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue heard the good news yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue heard this knock knock joe-k before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avenue	Avenue Who?	Avenue learned my name yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avery	Avery Who?	Avery dog has his day.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avery	Avery Who?	Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avis	Avis Who?	Avis-ibly impaired person…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avis	Avis Who?	Avis just at the funny farm and thought about you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avocado	Avocado Who?	Avocado cold?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon	Avon Who?	Avon to be alone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon	Avon Who?	Avon to get in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon	Avon Who?	Avon who to come and open zis door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Avon Lady	Avon Lady Who?	Your doorbell's broken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Award	Award Who?	Award to the wise is sufficient.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Aware	Aware Who?	"Aware, aware has my little dog gone?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Awesome	Awesome Who?	Awesome of these joe-ks supposed to be funny?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Awful	Awful Who?	Awful one and one for all.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axe	Axe Who?	Axe your mother if you can come out and play.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axel	Axel Who?	Axel-dental Tourist!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axel	Axel Who?	Axel grease!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Axel	Axel Who?	Axel me nicely and I might just tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ayatollah	Ayatollah Who?	Ayatollah you already!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	B2	B2 Who?	B2 school on time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Baby Owl	Baby Owl Who?	Baby Owl see you later!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Babylon	Babylon Who?	Babylon if you have to.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Babylon	Babylon Who?	Babylon - I'm not listening anyway…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach of sweets!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach to the basics.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach to the drawing board.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Bach to work, you slackers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bach	Bach Who?	Your Bach is worse than your bite!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bacilli	Bacilli Who?	Don't bacilli…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bacon	Bacon Who?	Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bacon	Bacon Who?	Bacon your pardon?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Baloney	Baloney Who?	Baloney God can make a tree.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Banana	Banana Who?	Banana split so I screamed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Banana	Banana Who?	Banana messages for me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bananas	Bananas Who?	Bananas in pajamas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Banana	Banana Who?	Ba-na-na-na (Beethoven's favourite Fruit Symphony!)
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barbara	Barbara Who?	"Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barber	Barber Who?	Barber Streisand
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barbie	Barbie Who?	Barbie-cue is burning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barbie	Barbie Who?	Barbie Q. Chicken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barcelona	Barcelona Who?	My sister doesn't go to Barcelona.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bargain	Bargain Who?	Bargain up the wrong tree again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barry	Barry Who?	"Barry me not on the lone prairie."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barry	Barry Who?	Barry the hatchet.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barry	Barry Who?	Barry the treasure where no one will find it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barrymore	Barrymore Who?	Barrymore not on the lone prairie.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bart	Bart Who?	Bart up the wrong tree!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barton	Barton Who?	Barton down the hatches.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Barton	Barton Who?	Baron up your overcoat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bat	Bat Who?	Bat you can't guess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bay	Bay Who?	"Bay-be face. You've got the cutest little bay-be face."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bayou	Bayou Who?	Bayou a pop if you lend me a dollar.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	B.C.	B.C. Who?	B.C.'ing you around, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bea	Bea Who?	Bea a good sport and open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bea	Bea Who?	Beatle Bailey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bean	Bean Who?	Bean awhile since I last saw you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bean	Bean Who?	Bean fishing lately?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beans	Beans Who?	Beans so long I hardly recognize you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bear	Bear Who?	Bear are you? It's dark outside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beater	Beater Who?	Beater round the bush.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beats	Beats Who?	Beats me - I forgot my name.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beecher	Beecher Who?	Beecher at any game you pick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beef	Beef Who?	Beef-or I get mad, you better let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beef	Beef Who?	Beef-or I tell you, let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beethoven	Beethoven Who?	Beethoven is too hot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beets	Beets Who?	Beets me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beezer	Beezer Who?	Beezer black and yellow and make honey.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beirut	Beirut Who?	Beirut force!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Believing	Believing Who?	Believing soon - your joe-ks are dumb!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Belize	Belize Who?	Belize in yourself!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bella	Bella Who?	Bella bottom trousers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bella	Bella Who?	Bella the ball.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Belladona	Belladona Who?	Belladona work, so I had to knock…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Belle Lee	Belle Lee Who?	Belle Lee Dancer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben Dover.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben knocking so long my hand hurts.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben over and kiss me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben	Ben Who?	Ben wonderin' what you're up to.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben and Anna	Ben and Anna Who?	Ben and Anna split so ice creamed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben and Don	Ben and Don Who?	Ben there, Don that…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben Hur	Ben Hur Who?	Ben Hur for 30 minutes and nobody showed up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ben Hur	Ben Hur Who?	Ben Hur for an hour and she ain't in sight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Benin	Benin Who?	Benin shopping lately?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Benny	Benny Who?	Benny long time no see, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bera	Bera Who?	Bera necessity!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Berlin	Berlin Who?	Berlin the water for my hard boiled egg…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bernadette	Bernadette Who?	Bernadette ate all my dinner - now I'm starving!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bernie D.	Bernie D. Who?	Bernie D. candles at both ends!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bertha	Bertha Who?	Bertha-day greetings 2U, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bertha	Bertha Who?	Bertha the blues.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beryl	Beryl Who?	Beryl of beer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bess	Bess Who?	Bess of luck.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beta watch	Beta watch Who?	"Beta watch out, beta not cry, beta not pout…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beth	Beth Who?	Beth you can't guess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Beth	Beth Who?	Beth wisheth, thweetie…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bette	Bette Who?	Bette you can't guess my name!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty	Betty Who?	Betty-bye!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty	Betty Who?	Betty gets sore knuckles form all that knocking.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty	Betty Who?	Betty ya don't know who this is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Betty Lou	Betty Lou Who?	Betty lou a few pounds!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bias	Bias Who?	Bias many as you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bibi	Bibi Who?	Bibi gun.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bifocal	Bifocal Who?	"On a bifocal built for two…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Big Horse	Big Horse Who?	"Big Horse of you there's a song in my heart."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bitter Bianca	Bitter Bianca Who?	Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bjorn	Bjorn Who?	"Bjorn free - my father's a Doctor..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bjorn	Bjorn Who?	Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Black Panther	Black Panther Who?	Black Panther in the wash so I wore my brown ones.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Black Panther	Black Panther Who?	Black Panther what I wear - what do you wear?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blank	Blank Who?	You're welcome!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blast	Blast Who?	Blast, but not least…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bless	Bless Who?	Me - who else?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blubber	Blubber Who?	"Blubber, come back to me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Blue	Blue Who?	Blue away with the wind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bo	Bo Who?	Bo Geste!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bob	Bob Who?	"Bob, Bob, black sheep, have you any wool?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bob Dwyer	Bob Dwyer Who?	Ouch! Caught my pants on some Bob Dwyer…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boise	Boise Who?	Boise strange!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bolivia	Bolivia Who?	Bolivia me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boll Weevil	Boll Weevil Who?	After the Boll Wee-vil all go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bologna	Bologna Who?	Bologna & cheese!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bolton	Bolton Who?	Bolton the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bolzano	Bolzano Who?	Bolzano the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boo	Boo Who?	Don't cry - iIt's only a joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Booty	Booty Who?	Booty is only skin deep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Booty	Booty Who?	You're Booty-full.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Borg	Borg Who?	Borg out of my mind…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boris	Boris Who?	Boris to death - aren't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Botany	Botany Who?	Botany good jellybeans lately?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boycott	Boycott Who?	Boycott his jeans on the fence.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Boyd	Boyd Who?	Boyd, did I make a mistake!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brad	Brad Who?	Brad news, I'm afraid…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brahms	Brahms Who?	"The Brahms bursting in air…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Braise	Braise Who?	Braise the Lord!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brewster	Brewster Who?	Brewsters wake you up in the morning singing "cock-a-doodle-do"!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bridget	Bridget Who?	"London Bridget falling down, falling down…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brie	Brie Who?	Brie me my supper!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brie	Brie Who?	Brie my Valentine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brigham	Brigham Who?	"Brigham, Brigham, oh Brigham my sunshine to me, to me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brighton	Brighton Who?	Brighton early.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Brighton	Brighton Who?	Up Brighton early - just to see you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Britches	Britches Who?	"London Britches falling down…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Broccoli	Broccoli Who?	Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bruce	Bruce Who?	Careful - I Bruce easily!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buck	Buck Who?	Buck, Buck… I'm a chicken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bud	Bud Who?	Bud sweat n' tears.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Budapest	Budapest Who?	You're nothing Budapest!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buddha	Buddha Who?	Buddha this slice of bread for me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buddy	Buddy Who?	Buddy fingers.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Budget	Budget Who?	Budget - it'll go through the door easier.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bug	Bug Who?	Bug Rodgers.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bugspray	Bugspray Who?	Bugs pray that snakes won't eat them!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Burden	Burden Who?	A burden the hand is worth tow in the bush.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Burton	Burton Who?	Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Buster	Buster Who?	Buster gut.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Burton	Burton Who?	Burton up your overcoat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bush	Bush Who?	Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butch	Butch Who?	Butch your arms around me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butcher	Butcher Who?	Butcher arms around me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butcher	Butcher Who?	Butcher money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter bring an umbrella - it looks like it might rain…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter late than never.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butter up - I'm throwing a fast ball.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	Butterfly.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butter	Butter Who?	I butter not tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butternut	Butternut Who?	Butternut let me in - I have mud on my shoes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Butternut	Butternut Who?	Butternut try to pick up a skunk.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Button	Button Who?	Button in is not polite!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Button	Button Who?	Button into what's not your business?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Bwana	Bwana Who?	Bwana hold your hand.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	C-2	C-2 Who?	C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	C's	C's Who?	C's the day.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cabot	Cabot Who?	Cabotret!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cadillac	Cadillac Who?	Cadillac-t mad if you step on its tail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Caesar	Caesar Who?	"Caesar jolly good fellow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cain and Abel	Cain and Abel Who?	Can talk now - Abel tomorrow…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cairo	Cairo Who?	Cairo the boat now?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Calder	Calder Who?	Calder police - I've been robbed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Callas	Callas Who?	Callas should be removed by a podiatrist.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Camalot	Camalot Who?	Camalot - where King Arthur lived
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cameron	Cameron Who?	Cameron film are what you need to take pictures.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cameron	Cameron Who?	Cameron film are ready - say cheese!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cameron	Cameron Who?	Cameron over here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Camilla	Camilla Who?	Camilla minute.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Camphor	Camphor Who?	Camphor the life of me remember your name.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canada	Canada Who?	What'd I buy? Canada best knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canary	Canary Who?	Can Ari come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candace	Candace Who?	Candace be true - the last knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candace	Candace Who?	Candace door be opened?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canape	Canape Who?	Canape you by cheque?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candice	Candice Who?	Candice be love?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candice	Candice Who?	Candice be the last joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candice	Candice Who?	Candice get any better?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candidate	Candidate Who?	Candidate be changed to Saturday?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candy	Candy Who?	Can Dee come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Candy	Candy Who?	Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cannibal	Cannibal Who?	Cannibal-eve you're for real…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe come over?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe lend me some money?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Canoe	Canoe Who?	Canoe tell me some knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cantalope	Cantalope Who?	Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Can't Eh	Can't Eh Who?	Can't Eh'k another knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cantina	Cantina Who?	Cantina have a cookie?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carew	Carew Who?	Carew of the Love Boat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cargo	Cargo Who?	Cargo beep, beep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Caribbean	Caribbean Who?	You don't Caribbean that I'm standing out here in the rain!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carina	Carina Who?	Carina ditch - can I use your cell phone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carl	Carl Who?	Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carlo	Carlo Who?	Carlo on gas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carlotta	Carlotta Who?	Carlotta trouble when it breaks down.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmen	Carmen Who?	Carmen get it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmen	Carmen Who?	Carmen in on a wing and a prayer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmen or Cohen	Carmen or Cohen Who?	I don't know whether you're Carmen or Cohen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carmencita	Carmencita Who?	Carmencita down and take a load off your mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrie	Carrie Who?	"Carrie me back to old Virginny."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrie	Carrie Who?	Carrie me inside - I'm tired…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrie	Carrie Who?	Carrie the bags into the house, please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrier	Carrier Who?	Carrier over the threshold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrot	Carrot Who?	Carrot me back home!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Carrot	Carrot Who?	Karate Chop!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	Cash me if you can!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	Got any nuts?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cash	Cash Who?	You're nuts!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cashew	Cashew Who?	Cashew goofing off again and you're fired.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cashew	Cashew Who?	Cashew see - it's me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cashews	Cashews Who?	Cashews don't fit and my feet are killing me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Casino	Casino Who?	Casino evil.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cass	Cass Who?	Cass more flies with honey than with vinegar!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cassie	Cassie Who?	Cassie the forest for the trees!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castanet	Castanet Who?	Castanet in the water to catch fish.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castor	Castor Who?	Castor bread upon the water.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castor	Castor Who?	Castorblanca!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Castro	Castro Who?	Castro bread upon the waters!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cat Gut	Cat Gut Who?	Cat Gut your tongue?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Catch	Catch Who?	Need a Kleenex?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cathy	Cathy Who?	Cathy the doorbell - it's too dark out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Catkin	Catkin Who?	Catkin see in the dark.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cattle	Cattle Who?	Cattle purr if you pet it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	C.D.	C.D. Who?	Can't C.D. forest for the trees.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cecil	Cecil Who?	Cecil have music wherever she goes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cecile	Cecile Who?	Cecile this envelope!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cecilius	Cecilius Who?	Cecilius knock knock joe-k I ever heard!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cedar	Cedar Who?	Cedar pyramids along the Nile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celery	Celery Who?	Celery me your lunch, will you - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste chance to open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a fish…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I'll ask you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I'm going to lend you money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celeste	Celeste Who?	Celeste time I'm telling you - open up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celia	Celia Who?	Celia later, alligator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Celia	Celia Who?	Celia envelope before you mail it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cello	Cello Who?	"Cello acquaintance be forgot…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cello	Cello Who?	Cello dere!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Centipede	Centipede Who?	Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Censure	Censure Who?	Censure letters by air mail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Censure	Censure Who?	Censure so smart, why aren't you rich?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cent	Cent Who?	Cent-imental dreams…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cereal	Cereal Who?	Cereal McCoy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cereal	Cereal Who?	Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ceylon	Ceylon Who?	"Ceylon," Columbus told his men.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chad	Chad Who?	Chad to make your acquaintance!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chair	Chair Who?	Chair your sandwich with me - I'm hungry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Champ	Champ Who?	Champ poo your hair - it's dirty.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chantelle	Chantelle Who?	Chantelle you anything!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Charlotta	Charlotta Who?	Charlotta fuss about nothing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Charlotte	Charlotte Who?	Char-lotte of mosquitoes out tonight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Checker	Checker Who?	Checker out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cheese	Cheese Who?	Cheese a sweet girl…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cheese	Cheese Who?	Cheese funny that way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chelsea	Chelsea Who?	Chelsea you in my dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chemise	Chemise Who?	Chemise me when I'm gone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cher	Cher Who?	Cher and share alike!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cher	Cher Who?	Cher-lock Holmes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cherry	Cherry Who?	Cherry oh - see you later!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chesapeake	Chesapeake Who?	Chesapeake to me and I'll tell you everything.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chess	Chess Who?	Chess game to say goodbye…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chess	Chess Who?	Chess one of those things.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester feeled my leg so I slapped him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester minute and I'll see.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester minute and you'll find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chester	Chester Who?	Chester the nick of time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chesterfield	Chesterfield Who?	Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chicken	Chicken Who?	Chicken the oven - I smell something burning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chicken	Chicken Who?	Chicken up on you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chihuahua	Chihuahua Who?	Chihuahua buy a chocolate bar?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chile	Chile Who?	Chile out tonight, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chimney	Chimney Who?	Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chin	Chin Who?	Chin up - I'm not going to tell any more knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	China	China Who?	China just like old times, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chip	Chip Who?	Chip of Fools!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chiquita	Chiquita Who?	Chiquita little last night?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chloe	Chloe Who?	Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chopin	Chopin Who?	Chopin the supermarket!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chopin	Chopin Who?	Goin' on a Chopin spree, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chow Mein	Chow Mein Who?	Choe Mein to meet you, my dear!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chuck	Chuck Who?	Chuck and see if the door is locked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Chuck	Chuck Who?	Chuck in a sandwich for lunch, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cicero	Cicero Who?	Cicero row I sit in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cicero	Cicero Who?	Cicero the boat ashore!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cigar	Cigar Who?	Cigarlette fever.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cigarette	Cigarette Who?	Cigarette agent.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cigarette	Cigarette Who?	Cigarette life if you don't weaken.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cinder	Cinder Who?	Cinder top drawer with your socks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cindy	Cindy Who?	Cindy cool of the evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cindy	Cindy Who?	Cindy movie, read the book.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cinnamon	Cinnamon Who?	Cinnamon-ster - shut the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cirrhosis	Cirrhosis Who?	Cirrhosis red and violets are blue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clancy	Clancy Who?	Clancy where I'm going.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clara	Clara Who?	Clara space on the table!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clare	Clare Who?	Clare your throat before you speak!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clarence	Clarence Who?	Clarence sale!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Claude	Claude Who?	Claude his way to the top.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cliff	Cliff Who?	Cliff the hedges!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Closure	Closure Who?	Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Clothes	Clothes Who?	Clothes the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cockadoodle	Cockadoodle Who?	Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken - it's cockadoodledoo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Codicil	Codicil Who?	I've codicil-y wife.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Coincide	Coincide Who?	Coincide - it's raining cats and dogs out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin all cars! Colin all cars!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin the doctor - I'm not feeling well…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin the doctor - these knock knock joe-ks are sick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colin	Colin Who?	Colin the doctor - you make me sick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colleen	Colleen Who?	Colleen up this mess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Colleen	Colleen Who?	Colleen up your room.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Collie	Collie Who?	"Collie-fornia here I come."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Collie	Collie Who?	Collie taxi - I'm leaving…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Collier	Collier Who?	Collier big brother - see if I care!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cologne	Cologne Who?	Cologne me names won't help!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cologne	Cologne Who?	Cologne Ranger rides again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Coma	Coma Who?	Coma your hair!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Comb	Comb Who?	Comb over to my house.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Comma	Comma Who?	Comma up and see me sometime.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Con	Con Who?	Con Tiki.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Con	Con Who?	Con With The Wind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conan	Conan Who?	Conan the cob.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Concha	Concha Who?	Concha hear me knocking?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Concha	Concha Who?	Concha hear my knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Congo	Congo Who?	Congo on - these joe-ks are killing me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Congo	Congo Who?	Congo on meeting like this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Congo	Congo Who?	Congo out - I'm grounded!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conrad	Conrad Who?	Conrad the whole book.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conscience stricken	Conscience stricken Who?	Don't conscience stricken before they hatch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Constanza	Constanza Who?	Constanza out here in the rain - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Consuelo	Consuelo Who?	Sore throat - Consuelo a thing…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Consumption	Consumption Who?	Consumption be done about these Ether bunnies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Consumption	Consumption Who?	Consumption be done about these knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Conyers	Conyers Who?	Conyers please open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cook	Cook Who?	Who are you calling Cuckoo?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Coolidge	Coolidge Who?	Coolidge a cucumber!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Corn	Corn Who?	Want more corn? Try a few more knock knock joe-ks…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cosmo	Cosmo Who?	You Cosmo trouble than anybody I know!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Costa	Costa Who?	Costa lot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Costas	Costas Who?	Costas a fortune to get here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cotton	Cotton Who?	Cotton a trap - please help me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Could she	Could she Who?	Could she, koochy she coo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cows	Cows Who?	No - cows moo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cows go	Cows go Who?	No they don't! Cows go moo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cow interrupting	Cow interrupting Who?	… Moo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cozy	Cozy Who?	Cozy who's knocking.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crate	Crate Who?	Crate to be here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Creature	Creature Who?	Creature friends with respect.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Creature	Creature Who?	Creature old friend with a hug.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crepes	Crepes Who?	Crepes of Wrath.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crimea	Crimea Who?	"Crimea River…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Crock and Dial	Crock and Dial Who?	Crock and Dial Dundee!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cronkite	Cronkite Who?	Cronkite evidence.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cuba	Cuba Who?	Cuba wood.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cugat	Cugat Who?	Cugat to love my knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cumin	Cumin Who?	Cumin get it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Curry	Curry Who?	Curry me back home, will you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Curtis	Curtis Who?	Curtis Interruptus.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Curtis	Curtis Who?	Curtis see is contagious.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Custer	Custer Who?	Custer a penny to find out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Custer	Custer Who?	Custer pretty penny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cy	Cy Who?	Cy knew it was you, I wouldn't have opened the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cy	Cy Who?	Cy'n on the bottom line!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cybil	Cybil Who?	Cybil War.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cynthia	Cynthia Who?	Cynthia you been away I missed you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cypress	Cypress Who?	Cy-press your suit?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Cyril	Cyril Who?	Cyril nice to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Czar	Czar Who?	Czar a doctor in the house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Czar	Czar Who?	Czar she blows!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	D-1	D-1 Who?	I'm D-1 to watch! Details @ Possibells.com, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dad	Dad Who?	Dad fuel to the fire.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daisy	Daisy Who?	Daisy plays, nights he sleeps…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daisy	Daisy Who?	Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dakar	Dakar Who?	Dakar is broken - I had to walk.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dakota	Dakota Who?	Dakota fits fine - the pants are too long.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dakota	Dakota Who?	Dakota is too long in the arms.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dale	Dale Who?	Dale come out if you ask dem!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dali	Dali Who?	Dali've me alone!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dallas	Dallas Who?	Dallas in Wonderland.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Damascus	Damascus Who?	Damascus what you wear on Halloween.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dana	Dana Who?	Dana talk with your mouth full.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dandelion	Dandelion Who?	Dandelion around out here, but open the door anyway…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dandelion	Dandelion Who?	Isn't it Dandelion around all day doing nothing?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Danielle	Danielle Who?	Danielle at me - I heard you the first time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Danielle	Danielle Who?	Danielle - I can hear you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Danielle	Danielle Who?	Danielle so loud - I heard you the first time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darby	Darby Who?	Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darby	Darby Who?	Darby stung me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darius	Darius Who?	Darius a lot I have to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darrel	Darrel Who?	Darrel never be another you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darren	Darren Who?	"Darren young man on the flying trapeze."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darth Vader	Darth Vader Who?	Darth Vader cookie crumbles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darwin	Darwin Who?	I'll be Darwin you open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Darwin	Darwin Who?	"Darwin young man on the flying trapeze…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daryl	Daryl Who?	Daryl never be another you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Data	Data Who?	Data new hairdo, or did you just walk through a car wash?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Datsun	Datsun Who?	Datsun of mine is spoiled.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Datsun	Datsun Who?	Datsun old joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Datsun	Datsun Who?	Datsun will come out tomorrow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Daughter	Daughter Who?	Daughter-door salesman.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dave	Dave Who?	Dave for Night!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dawn	Dawn Who?	Dawn bit off more than you can chew, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dawn	Dawn Who?	Dawn by the station, early in the morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dawn	Dawn Who?	Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	De Niro	De Niro Who?	De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	De Witt	De Witt Who?	De Witt now or never!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deanna	Deanna Who?	Deanna-mals are restless - open the cage!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deanna	Deanna Who?	"Till Deanna time…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Debt	Debt Who?	Debt men tell no tales.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deduct	Deduct Who?	Donald Deduct!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dee	Dee Who?	Dee knock knock joe-ks are on me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deena	Deena Who?	Deena hear me the first time?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deep	Deep Who?	Deep ends on who you were expecting.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deep Ends	Deep Ends Who?	All Deep Ends on you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dees	Dees Who?	Dees don't fit me at all…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deesa	Deesa Who?	Deesa-pear and don't come back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defeat	Defeat Who?	Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defense	Defense Who?	Defense keeps the dog in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defense	Defense Who?	Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Defy	Defy Who?	Defy knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dehors	Dehors Who?	Putting Descartes before Dehors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deirdre	Deirdre Who?	Deirdre mother come from Ireland?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delaware	Delaware Who?	Delaware your new dress to the party.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delhi	Delhi Who?	Delhi-catessen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deli	Deli Who?	Deli-catessen.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delia	Delia Who?	Delia cards.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delight	Delight Who?	Delight is hurting my eyes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delight	Delight Who?	"Delight of the silvery moon."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delores	Delores Who?	Delores be an England.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Delores	Delores Who?	Delores is on the side of the good guys!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deluxe	Deluxe Who?	Deluxe Ness Monster.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Demand	Demand Who?	Demand from U.N.C.L.E.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Demure	Demure Who?	Demure the merrier.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Demure	Demure Who?	Demure you get, Demure you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denis	Denis Who?	Denis anyone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denise	Denise Who?	Denise are above your ankles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denise	Denise Who?	Denise - de sister of de nephew.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennis	Dennis Who?	Dennis says I need to have a tooth out, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennis	Dennis Who?	Dennis the room where I keep my books.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennis	Dennis Who?	Dennis this rain going to stop?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dennison	Dennison Who?	Dennison nice thing to say!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denver	Denver Who?	Denver in the world are we?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Denver	Denver Who?	Denver the good old days!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deny	Deny Who?	Deny-t is when de-stars shine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Depend	Depend Who?	Depend is mightier than the sword.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Derby	Derby Who?	Derby ghosts in that haunted house.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Derision	Derision Who?	Derision room for both of us in this town!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Descartes	Descartes Who?	Putting Descartes before Dehors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desdemona	Desdemona Who?	Desdemona Lisa still hand on the gallery wall?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desi	Desi Who?	Desi'gnated hitter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desi	Desi Who?	Desi good enough for me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desi	Desi Who?	Desi good reason why you think you think the world is against you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desil	Desil Who?	Desil fit 'er!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desil	Desil Who?	Desil make you laugh if you're not too smart…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Desiree	Desiree Who?	Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Despair	Despair Who?	Despair tire is flat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Detail	Detail Who?	Defeat of the dog jumped over defense before detail.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Detail	Detail Who?	De-tail-a-phone operator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Detour	Detour Who?	Detour is over - you're on your own.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deuce	Deuce Who?	Deuce something about your knock knock joe-ks, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Deuce	Deuce Who?	Deuce something about your dog - he just bit me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dewey	Dewey Who?	Dewey have time for another joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dewey	Dewey Who?	Dewey have to go on meeting like this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dewey	Dewey Who?	Dewey have to keep saying all these knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dexter	Dexter Who?	"Dexter halls with boughs of holly…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diane	Diane Who?	Diane to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dictaphone	Dictaphone Who?	Dictaphone back on the receiver and stop running up my bill.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Didjeridoo	Didjeridoo Who?	Didjer-ido all that you had done before?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diego	Diego Who?	Diego all over your face - what a sloppy eater!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel be over before you know it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel be your last chance.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Dies'el fit 'er!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel make you laugh if you're not too smart.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	"Diesel man, he played one; he played nick-nakc on a drum…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diesel	Diesel Who?	Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dill	Dill Who?	Dill we meet again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dime	Dime Who?	Dime to tell another knock-knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dimension	Dimension Who?	Dimension it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dimitri	Dimitri Who?	Dimitri is where the burgers grow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dina	Dina Who?	Dina at eight - don't be late!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dinah	Dinah Who?	Dinah shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dino	Dino Who?	Dino the answer?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dinosaur	Dinosaur Who?	Dinosaur at upi - you burnt the toast.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dinosaur	Dinosaur Who?	Dinosaur because his father spanked him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dion	Dion Who?	Dion of thirst - can I have a glass of water?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diploma	Diploma Who?	Da plumber will be there in da morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Diploma	Diploma Who?	Diploma to fix the leak!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disaster	Disaster Who?	Dis-aster be my lucky day!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disease	Disease Who?	Disease pants fit you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disguise	Disguise Who?	Disguise the limit.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes a lovely way to spend an evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes a very bad knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes me - who ish you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes the police - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishes	Dishes Who?	Dishes the worst case of Ob-knock-ious joe-ks I've ever seen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dishwasher	Dishwasher Who?	Dishwasher last chance!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disk	Disk Who?	Disk is a recorded message - leave your message at the beep…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dismay	Dismay Who?	Dismay not be a funny joe-k.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disney	Disney Who?	I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Disraeli	Disraeli Who?	Disraeli too much.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Divide	Divide Who?	Divide world of sports.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dizzy	Dizzy Who?	Dizzy undertaker know you're up?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doberman Pinscher	Doberman Pinscher Who?	Doberman Pinscher and she slugged him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dobie	Dobie Who?	Dobie cruel to animals!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doctor	Doctor Who?	Doctor Who no longer live here…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doctor	Doctor Who?	You just said it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dodson	Dodson Who?	Dodson old knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dole	Dole Who?	Dole truth and nothing but the truth…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dolores	Dolores Who?	Dolores be an England.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Domino	Domino Who?	Domino cowhand.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Domino	Domino Who?	"Domino thing if you ain't got that swing…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	"Don cry for me, Argentina."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don Patrol…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don know - I've got amnesia.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don mess around - just open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don mess around with me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don	Don Who?	Don want to tell you my name.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Ameche	Don Ameche Who?	I'll be Don Amache in a taxi, honey.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don and Greta	Don and Greta Who?	Don and Greta round much any more.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Giovanni	Don Giovanni Who?	Don Giovanni any ice cream today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Giovanni	Don Giovanni Who?	Don Giovanni - talk to me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Juan	Don Juan Who?	Don Juan to go out today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Juan	Don Juan Who?	Don Juan to go to school today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Don Juan	Don Juan Who?	I Don Juan to set the world on fire.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donahue	Donahue Who?	Donahue try to hide from me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donahue	Donahue Who?	Donahue yell at me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donald	Donald Who?	"Donald come baby, cradle and all…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donalette	Donalette Who?	Donalette the bed bugs bite!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donat	Donat Who?	Donat be so smart, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donatello	Donatello Who?	Donatello anybody, but I'm a werewolf…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donatello	Donatello Who?	Donatello'n me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donkey	Donkey Who?	Donkey Hotey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donkey	Donkey Who?	Donkey-ote.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donna	Donna Who?	Donna let the stars get in your eyes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donna	Donna Who?	"Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone but me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donna Mae	Donna Mae Who?	Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donovan	Donovan Who?	Donovan know your own name?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Donovan	Donovan Who?	Donovan to hear another word out of you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dora	Dora Who?	Dora wood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dora Belle	Dora Belle Who?	Dora Belle is broken, so I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doris	Doris Who?	Doris closed, so I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doris	Doris Who?	Doris slammed on my finger - Ouch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dots	Dots Who?	Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dotty	Dotty Who?	Dotty way the cookie crumbles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doug	Doug Who?	Doug a hole on your doorstep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dough	Dough Who?	Dough good deeds and you'll go to heaven…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doughnut	Doughnut Who?	Doughnut make my brown eyes blue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doughnut	Doughnut Who?	Doughnut open until Christmas!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Doughnut	Doughnut Who?	Doughnut thing till you hear from me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Douglas	Douglas Who?	Douglas is broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen	Dozen Who?	Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen	Dozen Who?	Dozen anyone ever answer the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen	Dozen Who?	Dozen she look nice?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dozen Olgo	Dozen Olgo Who?	An owl goes whoo, whoo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dragon	Dragon Who?	Dragon my name through the mud again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dragon	Dragon Who?	Dragon your feet again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dresden	Dresden Who?	Dresden rags again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dresden	Dresden Who?	Dresden your Sunday best.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Drew	Drew Who?	Look - I Drew you a picture!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Drucilla	Drucilla Who?	Drucilla kid you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duane	Duane Who?	Duane the bath - I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duet	Duet Who?	Duet again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duet	Duet Who?	Duet right or don't do it at all.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duluth	Duluth Who?	Duluth tooth will get you a quarter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dummy	Dummy Who?	Dummy a favour and go away!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dunbar	Dunbar Who?	Dunbar the door - I'll only climb through the window!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Duncan	Duncan Who?	Duncan your doughnut again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dunce	Dunce Who?	Dun-ce-ay another word!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dustin	Dustin Who?	Dustin furniture with polish.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dustin	Dustin Who?	Dustin time - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dustin Hoffman	Dustin Hoffman Who?	Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dutch	Dutch Who?	Dutch me and I'll scream.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwayne	Dwayne Who?	"Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwayne	Dwayne Who?	Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwight	Dwight Who?	Dwight as rain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Dwight	Dwight Who?	Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E	E Who?	E lies - take him away to the dungeon!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eames	Eames Who?	Eames to please.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eamon	Eamon Who?	Eamon in a good mood today - come in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eamon	Eamon Who?	"Eamon the mood for love..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ear	Ear Who?	Ear you are! I've been looking for you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Earl	Earl Who?	Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Earl	Earl Who?	"Earl I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ear's looking at you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ears another knock knock joe-k 4U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ears looking at you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ears	Ears Who?	Ears some more knock knock joe-ks for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Easter	Easter Who?	Easter anybody home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Easter	Easter Who?	The Easter Bunny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eaton	Eaton Who?	Eaton out of the garbage again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eaton	Eaton Who?	Eaton crow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eben	Eben Who?	Eben a good boy…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E.C.	E.C. Who?	E.C. Street!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eclipse	Eclipse Who?	Eclipse my hair too close.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ed	Ed Who?	Ed-vanced education.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eddie	Eddie Who?	Eddie body home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eddy	Eddy Who?	Eddy body got a tissue? I've got a cold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edgar	Edgar Who?	I'd get rid of that if I were you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edible	Edible Who?	Edible-ony sandwich for lunch…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edith	Edith Who?	Edith - it'll make you fell better…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edna	Edna Who?	Edna the class!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edsel	Edsel Who?	Edsel there is - there ain't no more.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edward B.	Edward B. Who?	Edward B. nice if you made like a bee and buzzed off…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Edwin	Edwin Who?	Edwin some, you lose some!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eel	Eel Who?	Eel feel better in the morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effervescent	Effervescent Who?	Effervescent for wine, women, and song, he'd be a perfect husband.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effervescent	Effervescent Who?	Effervescent for you, I'd be done already.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Efficient	Efficient Who?	Efficient my old pal…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effie	Effie Who?	Effie thing's coming up roses…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Effie	Effie Who?	Effie-thing I have is yours.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egbert	Egbert Who?	Eg-bert no bacon, please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egg	Egg Who?	Egg-citing to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eggs	Eggs Who?	Eggs marks the spot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eggs	Eggs Who?	Eggs-tremely cold out here - let me in, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egos	Egos Who?	Egos wherever he wants to.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Egypt	Egypt Who?	Egypt you when he sold you bad knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eiffel	Eiffel Who?	Eiffel down and hurt my knee.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eiffel	Eiffel Who?	Eiffel good - I knew I would.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eiffel	Eiffel Who?	Eiffel into the lake.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen	Eileen Who?	Eileen dover.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen	Eileen Who?	Eileen down to tie my shoes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen	Eileen Who?	Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eileen Dunn	Eileen Dunn Who?	Eileen Dunn the bell and it broke.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eisenhower	Eisenhower Who?	Eisenhower late for school.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elaine	Elaine Who?	Elaine of the freeway.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elektra	Elektra Who?	Elektra circus!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Element	Element Who?	Element to tell you that she can't see you today.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eleta	Eleta Who?	Eleta bit of work never hurt anyone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eli	Eli Who?	Eli, Eli Oh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elia	Elia Who?	Elia wake at night thinking about you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elias	Elias Who?	Elias a terribel thing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elise	Elise Who?	Elise signed by a tenant.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eliza	Eliza Who?	Eliza lot, so watch your step.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elizabeth	Elizabeth Who?	Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elke	Elke Who?	Elke Seltzer - plop plop, fizz fizz!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ella	Ella Who?	Ella-vator - doesn’t that give you a lift, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ella Man	Ella Man Who?	Ella Man-tary, my dear Watson!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ella Vance	Ella Vance Who?	Ella Vance never forget anything.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ellen	Ellen Who?	"Ellen-eed is love, love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ellen	Ellen Who?	Ellen you a dollar, but pay me back soon.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eloise	Eloise Who?	Sadie word and I'll Eloise be your valentine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elsewhere	Elsewhere Who?	Elsewhere it's true!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Elsie	Elsie Who?	Elsie you around!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emerson	Emerson Who?	Emerson some nice shoes you have on.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emil	Emil Who?	Emil for the poor!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emile	Emile Who?	Emile fit for a king.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	Emma bit cold out here - can you let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	Emma blue?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	Emma Canadian, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emma	Emma Who?	"Emma little teapot, short and stout…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emanuel	Emanuel Who?	Emanuel see turn into a werewolf when the moon is full…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emerson	Emerson Who?	Emerson nice shoes you've got on.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emerson	Emerson Who?	Emerson of a gun!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emmett	Emmett Who?	Emmett your service!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Emissary	Emissary Who?	Emissary I made you cry… '<(
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Energize	Energize Who?	Her hair is blonde energize are blue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Energy	Energy Who?	Energy-ean jacket, she looks like a Joe-kster.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Enid	Enid Who?	Enid some more money?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Enoch	Enoch Who?	Enoch and Enoch, but noone answers the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Erma	Erma Who?	Erma little confused about that last joe-k…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Erma	Erma Who?	"Erma little teapot, short and stout…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E's	E's Who?	E's not feeling well…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Erie	Erie Who?	Erie is - right on time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esau	Esau Who?	Esau down the road…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esau	Esau Who?	Esau throat is killing me…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eschew	Eschew Who?	Eschew goes on your foot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eskimo	Eskimo Who?	Eskimo questions - I'll tell you no lies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eskimo	Eskimo Who?	Eskimo-ver for dinner.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eskimo. Chretien, Italian	Eskimo. Chretien, Italian Who?	Eskimo Chretien, Italian no lies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Essay	Essay Who?	"Essay a little prayer for you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Essen	Essen Who?	Essen it fun to listen to these knock knock joe-ks, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Estelle	Estelle Who?	Estelle waiting for you to open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esther	Esther Who?	Esther anything I can do for you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Esther	Esther Who?	Esther room for one more?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	E.T.	E.T. Who?	E.T. your food before it gets cold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Etch	Etch Who?	Bless you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ethan	Ethan Who?	Ethan everything all right?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ethan	Ethan Who?	Ethan me out of house and home, you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ethan	Ethan Who?	Ethan this the pits?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ether	Ether Who?	Ether bunny!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Etta	Etta Who?	Ettaquette!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eubie	Eubie Who?	Eubie long to me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eubie	Eubie Who?	Eubie-lieve in the tooth fairy?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eugenes	Eugenes Who?	Eugenes need washing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eugenie	Eugenie Who?	Eugenie from the bottle? Grant me three wishes, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eunice	Eunice Who?	Eunice boy, let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eureka	Eureka Who?	Eureka perfume! Who sold it to you - a skunk?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Euripides	Euripides Who?	Euripides clothes and I'll sue you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Euripides	Euripides Who?	Euripides pants and you'll buy him some new ones.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europa	Europa Who?	Europa steer and I'll watch.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europe	Europe Who?	Europe the creek without a paddle.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europe	Europe Who?	Europe'ning the doo too slow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Europe	Europe Who?	Europe to no good!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	European	European Who?	European in the neck!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eustace	Eustace Who?	Come Eustace you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eva	Eva Who?	Eva the best friends must part.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eva	Eva Who?	Eva the worm will turn.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eva	Eva Who?	Eva you're deaf, or your doorbell isn't working!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan and Earth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan only knows.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan seen anything like you since the Rocky Horror Show…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evan	Evan Who?	Evan you should know who it is.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eve	Eve Who?	Eve who my hearties!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Event	Event Who?	Event that-a-way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evie	Evie Who?	Evie weather.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Evita	Evita Who?	Evita shut up we wouldn't have gotten a ticket!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ewe	Ewe Who?	Who? Me? What do you want?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ewer	Ewer Who?	Ewer getting sleepy…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Excited	Excited Who?	Excited States of America!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eye	Eye Who?	Eye know who you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyelet	Eyelet Who?	Eyelet you in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyes	Eyes Who?	Eyes got another knock knock joe-ks 4U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyesore	Eyesore Who?	Eyesore do like you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyesore	Eyesore Who?	Eyesore that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyewash	Eyewash Who?	Eyewash I had a million dollars.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Eyewash	Eyewash Who?	"Eyewash you a Merry Christmas…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ezra	Ezra Who?	Ezra no hope for me in this world?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	F2	F2 Who?	Why do I F2 tell you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fairbanks	Fairbanks Who?	Fairbanks pay interest.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Faith	Faith Who?	Faith looks familiar.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Falafel	Falafel Who?	Falafel off his bike and hurt his knee!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Falsetto	Falsetto Who?	Falsetto teeth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fangs	Fangs Who?	"Fangs for the memories."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	Fanny body calls, I'm out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	Fanny body home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	Fanny the way you keep saying, "Who's there?" everytime I knock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fanny	Fanny Who?	These joe-ks aren't very fanny
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fantasy	Fantasy Who?	Fantasy a movie last night.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Faraday	Faraday Who?	Faraday last time - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farley	Farley Who?	Farley the leader!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farm	Farm Who?	Farm me to know and you to find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farrah	Farrah Who?	Farrah 'nough!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farrah	Farrah Who?	Farrah out, man!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Farris	Farris Who?	Mirror, mirror on the wall - who's the Farris one of all?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fatso	Fatso Who?	Fatso the matter with you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fedora	Fedora Who?	Fedora shut, does that mean I can't come in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Felix	Felix Who?	Felix-cited all over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Felix	Felix Who?	Fe-lix my ice cream, I'll lick his!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fender	Fender Who?	Fender moon comes over the mountain…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferdie	Ferdie Who?	Ferdie last time, open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferdinand	Ferdinand Who?	Ferdinand is worth two in the bush.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferrer	Ferrer Who?	Ferrer'ything there's a season!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferris	Ferris Who?	Ferris I'm concerned, we're through!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ferry	Ferry Who?	Ferry tales can come true.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fess	Fess Who?	Fess aid - need a bandaid?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Festival	Festival Who?	Play outside? Festival I have to do my homework.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fez	Fez Who?	Fez me, that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fiddlesticks	Fiddlesticks Who?	Fiddlesticks out if your blanket is too short…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fidel	Fidel Who?	Fidel you a secret, will you keep it to yourself?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fido	Fido Who?	Fido away, what will you give me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fido	Fido Who?	Fido I have to wait out here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Figs	Figs Who?	Figs the doorbell - it's broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fiona	Fiona Who?	Fiona had something better to do, do you think we'd be here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fiona	Fiona Who?	Fiona lookout for Mom & Dad…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fire engine	Fire engine Who?	Fire engine one and prepare for blast off.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flea	Flea Who?	Flea blind mice.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flea	Flea Who?	"Flea, fie, foh, fum…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fletcher	Fletcher Who?	Fletcher self go!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fletcher	Fletcher Who?	Fletcher your conscience be your guide.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fletcher	Fletcher Who?	Fletcher your smile be your umbrella.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flo	Flo Who?	Flo ride is good for your teeth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Florida	Florida Who?	Florida bathroom is wet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Florist	Florist Who?	Florist the opposite of ceiling.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Flossie	Flossie Who?	Flossie your teeth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Folder	Folder Who?	Folder knows best.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fonda	Fonda Who?	Fonda you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forbes	Forbes Who?	Forbes of Evil…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ford	Ford Who?	"Ford he's a jolly good fellow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forest	Forest Who?	Forest the eye can see.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Formaldehyde	Formaldehyde Who?	Formaldehyden places came the hostile Indians…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Formosa	Formosa Who?	Formosa the day I waited at the door for you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Formosa	Formosa Who?	Formosa the summer I was away on holidays.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fortification	Fortification Who?	Fortification I go to the seashore.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forty	Forty Who?	Forty last time, open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Forty	Forty Who?	Forty life of me I can't remember.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Foster	Foster Who?	Foster than a speeding bullet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Foyer	Foyer Who?	Foyer information, it's your sister.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fozzie	Fozzie Who?	Fozzie hundredth time, let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	France	France Who?	France of the family!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frances	Frances Who?	Frances hello!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francie	Francie Who?	Francie that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francine	Francine Who?	Francine it all.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francis	Francis Who?	Francis on the other side of the Channel…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Francis	Francis Who?	Francis where people speak French.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank	Frank Who?	Franks and beans!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank	Frank Who?	Frank N. Stein - you rang?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank Lee	Frank Lee Who?	Frank Lee, my dear, it's none of your business!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frankfurter	Frankfurter Who?	Frankfuter memories.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frankie	Frankie Who?	"Frankie, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Franks	Franks Who?	Franks a lot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frank's Eye	Frank's Eye Who?	Frank's - Eye needed that.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Franz	Franz Who?	Franz forever!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Franz	Franz Who?	"Franz, Romands, Countrymen… lend me your ears!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frasier	Frasier Who?	Frasier joe-k isn't very funny?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frasier	Frasier Who?	Frasier never going to open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frayda	Frayda Who?	"Who's a Frayda the bid, bad wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fred	Fred Who?	Fred Badge of Courage!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fred O.	Fred O. Who?	"Who's a Fred O. the Big Bad Wolf…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freddie	Freddie Who?	Freddie or not, here I come!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freddy	Freddy Who?	Freddy when you are!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freddy	Freddy Who?	Freddy, willing, and able.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frederick	Frederick Who?	Frederich Express!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Free Stew	Free Stew Who?	The Free Stooges.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freeda	Freeda Who?	Freeda you, $50 for anyone else…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freedom	Freedom Who?	Never mind - let Freedom ring.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freeze!	Freeze! Who?	"Freeze a jolly good fellow, for he's…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freighter	Freighter Who?	Freighter open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freighter	Freighter Who?	Freighter your own shadow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fresno	Fresno Who?	Fresno genius, but I love him just the same.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fresno	Fresno Who?	"Rudolf the Fresno reindeer…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Freud	Freud Who?	A-Freud you were going to ask that…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frida	Frida Who?	Frida be!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frieda	Frieda Who?	Frieda cold and starve a fever.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frieda	Frieda Who?	Frieda hostages!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frieda	Frieda Who?	"Who's a Frieda the Big Bad Wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Frigate	Frigate Who?	Awe forget about it - you wouldn't understand…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fritz	Fritz Who?	"Fritz a Wonderful Life."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fruit	Fruit Who?	Fruit of the loom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fu Manchu	Fu Manchu Who?	Fu Manchu bubble gum the way you do.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Fun	Fun Who?	Fun you're my son!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gabe	Gabe Who?	Gabe it my all…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gable	Gable Who?	Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gabor	Gabor Who?	Gabor'n to shop.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gail	Gail Who?	Gail of laughter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gall	Gall Who?	Charles de Gall - you speak French, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gall	Gall Who?	Gall darn it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Galway	Galway Who?	Galway - you bother me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Galway	Galway Who?	Galway - you're annoying me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gandhi	Gandhi Who?	Gandhi cane!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gandhi	Gandhi Who?	Gandhi come out and play with me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Garden	Garden Who?	Garden the treasure.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gargoyle	Gargoyle Who?	Gargoyle with salt water and you'll feel better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Garter	Garter Who?	Garter go.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gary	Gary Who?	Gary on smiling!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gary	Gary Who?	Gary the package for me, will ya'!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gas	Gas Who?	"Gas Who's Coming To Dinner…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gene	Gene Who?	Gene-e-alogy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Genoa	Genoa Who?	Genoa any new knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Georgia	Georgia Who?	Georg-ia the Jungle - watch out for that tree!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gerald	Gerald Who?	Gerald washed up, kid!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Germaine	Germaine Who?	Germaine you don't recognize me?+E1327
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Germany	Germany Who?	Germany people knocking at your door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gertie	Gertie Who?	Gertie laundry…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Get off	Get off Who?	Get off the Internet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	Ghana be famous someday.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	Ghana dance?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	"Ghana wash that man right out of my hair…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghana	Ghana Who?	Not Ghana take it anymore!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghent	Ghent Who?	Ghent out of here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ghost	Ghost Who?	Ghost-art the show - the crowd's waiting…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	G.I.	G.I. Who?	G.I. don't know.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gibbon	Gibbon Who?	Gibbon who? Who do you think? I've got wobbly knees, you know!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gibbon	Gibbon Who?	Gibbon inch and he'll take a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gibbon	Gibbon Who?	Gibbon take if you want to get along in the world.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gideon	Gideon Who?	Gideon your horse and let's go!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gil	Gil Who?	Gil the umpire!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gilda	Gilda Who?	Gilda umpire!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gillette	Gillette Who?	If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gina	Gina Who?	Gina you don't recognize me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ginastera	Ginastera Who?	Ginastera at the people!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ginny	Ginny Who?	Ginny a kiss!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gino	Gino Who?	Gino me - now, open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giovanni	Giovanni Who?	Giovanni come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giovanni	Giovanni Who?	Giovanni go to a movie?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gipper	Gipper Who?	Gipper your best!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giuseppe	Giuseppe Who?	Giuseppe my apology?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Giza	Giza Who?	Giza nice boy!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Glad	Glad Who?	Glad you're my Dad!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladwin	Gladwin Who?	Gladwin you leave town.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladys	Gladys Who?	Gladys Friday.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladys	Gladys Who?	Gladys my last knock knock joe-k, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladys	Gladys Who?	Gladys the weekend, aren't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gladwin	Gladwin Who?	Gladwin you're leaving.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Glasgow	Glasgow Who?	Glasgow to the movies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Glove	Glove Who?	"Glove is a Many-Splendored Thing…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gnome	Gnome Who?	"Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goat	Goat Who?	Goat to the door and find out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goat	Goat Who?	Goat to your room!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goatee	Goatee Who?	Goatee off - the other golfers are waiting.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Godunov	Godunov Who?	Godunov to eat, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goliath	Goliath Who?	Goliath down, you look tired.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goliath	Goliath Who?	Goliath down - you've read too many knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gomez	Gomez Who?	Gomez around with someone else. I'm busy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goose	Goose Who?	Goose see a doctor - you don't look well…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Goosie	Goosie Who?	Goosie who's at the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher a long walk on a short pier.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher broke!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher pizza - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gopher	Gopher Who?	Gopher your gun, Marshal.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gordie	Gordie Who?	Gordie-rectly to jail - do not pass go - do not collect $200…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla my dreams!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorilla	Gorilla Who?	Gorilla sandwich - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gorky	Gorky Who?	Gorky will unlock the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gouda	Gouda Who?	Gouda see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gracie	Gracie Who?	Gracie for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grady	Grady Who?	Grady of Expectations!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grammar	Grammar Who?	Grammar crackers - pretty crummy, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grant	Grant Who?	Grant you a wish - what is it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grapes	Grapes Who?	Grapes suzette!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gravy	Gravy Who?	Gravy Crockett
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gregs	Gregs Who?	Gregs of Wrath!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Greta	Greta Who?	Greta job, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Greta	Greta Who?	"Greta long, little dogies, Greta long…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Greta	Greta Who?	You Greta on my nerves!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gretel	Gretel Who?	Gretel long, little doggie…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Grover	Grover Who?	Grover there and get me a cookie.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gruesome	Gruesome Who?	Gruesome tomatoes in my garden.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gucci	Gucci Who?	Gucci-Gucci-Goo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Guinea	Guinea Who?	Guinea a break, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Guinevere	Guinevere Who?	Guinevere going to get together?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gull	Gull Who?	Gull of my dreams.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gunboat	Gunboat Who?	You're Gunboat not forgotten!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gunga	Gunga Who?	Gunga Din for free 'cause I know the usher.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gunnar	Gunnar Who?	"Gunnar huff and puff and blow your house in…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gus	Gus Who?	Gus who's coming to dinner!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gus	Gus Who?	Gus you don't want to play, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gus	Gus Who?	That's what you're supposed to do!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Guthrie	Guthrie Who?	Guthrie three blind mice!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Gwen	Gwen Who?	Gwen will I see you again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Habit	Habit Who?	Habit your way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hacienda	Hacienda Who?	Hacienda the story - ain't no more!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hackett	Hackett Who?	I can't Hackett any more - I'm leaving!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haddock	Haddock Who?	Haddock is killing me - got an aspirin?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haden	Haden Who?	Haden seek.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hagar	Hagar Who?	Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haifa	Haifa Who?	Haifa cake is better than none!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haiku	Haiku Who?	"Haiku-d have danced all night…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hair	Hair Who?	Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hair Comb	Hair Comb Who?	Hair Combs the bride…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haiti	Haiti Who?	Haiti see a good thing go to waste, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hal about Eve!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hal who to you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hal-ibut - my favourite fish joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hal	Hal Who?	Hallelujah - praise the Lord!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haley	Haley Who?	Haley'en Nation!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Half	Half Who?	Half I got a girl for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Halibut	Halibut Who?	Halibut a kiss, honey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Halibut	Halibut Who?	Halibut lending me a dollar?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Halifax	Halifax Who?	Halifax you if you fax me, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hall	Hall Who?	"Hall the king's horses and hall the king's men…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hallie	Hallie Who?	Hallie-tosis - your breath smells really bad!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hallow	Hallow Who?	Hallow down there…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hallways	Hallways Who?	Hallways knew you'd never amount to much…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hammond	Hammond Who?	Hammond cheese on rye, please.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hammond	Hammond Who?	Hammond eggs for breakfast.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hand	Hand Who?	Hand over your wallet, this is a stick up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Handel	Handel Who?	Handel with care!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Handsome	Handsome Who?	Handome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hank	Hank Who?	Hank E. Chief
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hank	Hank Who?	Hank you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannah	Hannah Who?	Hannah me some potato chips.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannah	Hannah Who?	"Hannah partridge in a pear tree…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannibal	Hannibal Who?	Hannibal game will last nine innings.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hannibal	Hannibal Who?	Hannibal in a china shop.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hanover	Hanover Who?	Hanover your money!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hans	Hans Who?	Hans off my computer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hans	Hans Who?	Hans off the table!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hans	Hans Who?	Hans up! I'm a burglar…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hardy	Hardy Who?	Hardy ha, ha!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harley	Harley Who?	Harley ever see you around anymore.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harlow	Harlow Who?	"Harlow Dolly, well Harlow Dolly…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harlow	Harlow Who?	Harlow can you go, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harmon	Harmon Who?	Harmon love with a wonderful guy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harmon	Harmon Who?	Harmon your side, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harmony	Harmony Who?	Harmony times have I told you not to tell me anymore joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harness	Harness Who?	Harness to goodness.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harold	Harold Who?	Harold are you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harpy	Harpy Who?	Harpy to see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harriet	Harriet Who?	Harriet it up, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harris	Harris Who?	Harris looking at you, kid.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harris	Harris Who?	Harris nice to have on the top of your head.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harris	Harris Who?	Harris the world treating you, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harry	Harry Who?	Harry been, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harry	Harry Who?	Harry up and answer the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harry	Harry Who?	Harry up - I'm starving.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvard	Harvard Who?	Harvard you like a punch in the nose?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey	Harvey Who?	Harvey going to play this game forever?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey	Harvey Who?	Harvey going to stop meeting like this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey	Harvey Who?	Harvey having fun yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Harvey Gotti	Harvey Gotti Who?	Harvey Gotti wait here all night?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hasson	Hasson Who?	Hasson anybody here seen the Joe-kster?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hatch	Hatch Who?	Bless you - please cover your mouth next time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hatch	Hatch Who?	I didn't know you were sick, too…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hattie	Hattie Who?	Hattie do, you all…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Havana	Havana Who?	Havana go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Havanna	Havanna Who?	Havanna wonderful time - wish you were here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Havelock	Havelock Who?	Havelock put on your door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hawaii	Hawaii Who?	Fine, until you knocked on the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hawaii	Hawaii Who?	Hawaii doing, mate?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hawaii	Hawaii Who?	I'm fine - Hawaii you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Haydn	Haydn Who?	Haydn in this cupboard is boring!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heart	Heart Who?	Heart you the first time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heart	Heart Who?	Heart-o hear you - speak louder, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heath	Heath Who?	"For Heath a jolly good fellow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heaven	Heaven Who?	Heaven a wonderful time - wish you were here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heaven	Heaven Who?	Heaven seen you in ages, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heaven	Heaven Who?	Heaven you heard enough knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hector	Hector Who?	"Hector halls with boughs of holly…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hedda	Hedda Who?	Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hedda	Hedda Who?	Hedda feeling you'd tell me another dubm knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hedda	Hedda Who?	Hedda off at the pass.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heidi	Heidi Who?	Heidi ho.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heidi	Heidi Who?	Heidi-clare war on you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heifer	Heifer Who?	Heifer cow is better than none!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heifer	Heifer Who?	"If Heifer I should lose you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Helena	Helena Who?	To Helena hand basket, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hence	Hence Who?	Hence lay eggs.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henna	Henna Who?	Henna thing you want, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henny	Henny Who?	Henny Penny. The sky is falling down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henny	Henny Who?	Henny port in a storm.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henrietta	Henrietta Who?	Henrietta banana split.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henrietta	Henrietta Who?	Henrietta big dinner and got sick.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Henrietta	Henrietta Who?	Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hepburn	Hepburn Who?	Hepburn and indigestion!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Herman	Herman Who?	Herman is handsome, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hero	Hero Who?	Hero today, gone to Maui…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hertz	Hertz Who?	Hertz me more than it hurts you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hester	Hester Who?	Hester any food left?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hester	Hester Who?	Hester anything I can do for you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hewlett	Hewlett Who?	Hewlett the cat out of the bag?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hewlett	Hewlett Who?	Hewlett you out of your cage, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Heywood & Harry	Heywood & Harry Who?	Heywood you Harry up and open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hiawatha	Hiawatha Who?	Hiawatha nice girl till I met you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hiawatha	Hiawatha Who?	Hiawatha very bad today!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hide Out	Hide Out Who?	Hide Out you can stop being annoying…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Highway Cop	Highway Cop Who?	Highway Cop at six every morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hindu	Hindu Who?	Hindu each life a little rain must fall.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hippie	Hippie Who?	Hippie birthday to you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hiram	Hiram Who?	Hiram fine - how are you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hive	Hive Who?	Hive a crush on you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hobbit	Hobbit Who?	Hobbit letting me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoffman	Hoffman Who?	I'll Hoffman, I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holden	Holden Who?	Holden up everything because of you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holland	Holland Who?	Holland you going to make me wait out here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hollis	Hollis Who?	Hollis forgiven - come back home, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holly	Holly Who?	Holly-lujah!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Holmes	Holmes Who?	Holmes sweet home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Homer	Homer Who?	Homer again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy people live here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy rocks did they turn over before you crawled out?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy time are we going to go through this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hominy	Hominy Who?	Hominy times do I have to tell you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honda	Honda Who?	"Home, home Honda range…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honda	Honda Who?	Honda the spreading chestnut tree…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honda	Honda Who?	Your Hondaware is showing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeybee	Honeybee Who?	Honeybee nice and open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeydew	Honeydew Who?	Honeydew do this and honeydew that.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeydew	Honeydew Who?	Honeydew you think you're ever going to open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honeydew	Honeydew Who?	Honeydew you love me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Honour	Honour Who?	"Honour clear day you can see forever…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoosier	Hoosier Who?	"Hoosier afraid of the big, bad wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoosier	Hoosier Who?	Hoosier your favourite joe-ks site in the whole world?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hootie	Hootie Who?	Hootie think you're talking about?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hoover	Hoover Who?	Hoover you expecting?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hope	Hope Who?	Hope you'll have me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hopi	Hopi Who?	Hopi New Year!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hopi	Hopi Who?	Hopi quiet!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Horace	Horace Who?	Horace and buggy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Horace	Horace Who?	Horace I to know you lived here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Horatio	Horatio Who?	Horatio to the end of the street, eh…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hot Air	Hot Air Who?	Hot Air parner - how ya' doin'?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House	House Who?	House business?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House	House Who?	House soon do you want to hear another knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House	House Who?	House you doing?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	House Boy	House Boy Who?	Great - House Boy you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard can it be to guess a knock, knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard like to be outside for a change?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard was the math test today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard I know?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard we gonna get you to eat your vegetables?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard	Howard Who?	Howard you today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howard Hughes	Howard Hughes Who?	Howard Hughes like a punch on the nose?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howdy	Howdy Who?	Howdy I get in here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howdy	Howdy Who?	Howdy you stand all these knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell done do you want your burger?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell I get in if you don't answer the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell you have your pizza - plain or with extra cheese?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell you know if you're right or not?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howie	Howie Who?	Fine thanks - Howie you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howie	Howie Who?	Howie going to figure this out?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howie	Howie Who?	Howie going to get into the movie with no money?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howie	Howie Who?	Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howell	Howell Who?	Howell done do you want your burger?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Howl	Howl Who?	How'l I get in if you don't open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hubie	Hubie Who?	Hubie-ginning to see the light, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Huey	Huey Who?	Huey too much!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugh	Hugh Who?	Hugh can't take it with you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugh	Hugh Who?	Hugh made me love you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugh	Hugh Who?	"Hugh make me feel like dancing…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugh	Hugh Who?	Hugh must be sick and tired of these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugh	Hugh Who?	Hugh who to you, too.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugh	Hugh Who?	Hugh who yourself.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugo	Hugo Who?	Hugo first - I'll follow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hugo	Hugo Who?	Hugo your way and I'll go mine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Humphrey	Humphrey Who?	"Humphrey ever blowing bubbles…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Humus	Humus Who?	Humus be sick - that can't be your real face!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Humus	Humus Who?	"Humus have been a beautiful baby…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Humus	Humus Who?	"Humus remember this, a kiss is just a kiss…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hunger	Hunger Who?	Hunger wash out to dry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hurd	Hurd Who?	Hurd my hand so I can't knock knock anymore…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Huron	Huron Who?	Huron away from home again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Huron	Huron Who?	Huron my foot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Huron	Huron Who?	Huron my mind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Huron	Huron Who?	Huron the hot seat now.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Huron	Huron Who?	Huron time for once!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hussein	Hussein Who?	Hussein at a time like this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hutch	Hutch Who?	Bless You!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hutch	Hutch Who?	Gesundheit!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hutch	Hutch Who?	God bless you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hy	Hy Who?	Hy-oh, Silver!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hyena	Hyena Who?	Hyena tree sat an owl.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hyman	Hyman Who?	Hyman a terrible hurry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hyman	Hyman Who?	"Hyman the mood for dancin'…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hyman	Hyman Who?	"Hyman the mood for love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Hyman	Hyman Who?	Hyman - what's new and cool?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I-4	I-4 Who?	I-4 the ladies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I-8	I-8 Who?	I-8 lunch already.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I am	I am Who?	You mean you don't know me either?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I.B. Long	I.B. Long Who?	I.B. Long inside - it's cold out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I-One	I-One Who?	"I-One-der, oh I-One-der who wrote the book of love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I wish	I wish Who?	I wish setter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Icon	Icon Who?	Icon get it for you wholesale.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I.D. Man	I.D. Man Who?	I demand you let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I don't know	I don't know Who?	I told you I don't know. Why don't you believe me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I love	I love Who?	I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I used	I used Who?	I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ian	Ian Who?	Ian a lot of money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I.C.	I.C. Who?	You tell me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I C A Q.T.	I C A Q.T. Who?	I C A Q.T. through the window.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ice cream	Ice cream Who?	Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ice cream	Ice cream Who?	Ice cream of Jeannie with the light brown hair!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ice cream soda	Ice cream soda Who?	Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ice Water	Ice Water Who?	Ice Water fly with my fly swatter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ichabod	Ichabod Who?	Ichabod night out there - can I borrow your coat?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Icon	Icon Who?	"Icon see clearly now the rain has gone."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Icon	Icon Who?	Icon tell you another knock knock joe-k, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Icy	Icy Who?	Icy your underwear.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida bought another knocker if I were you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida her face, She's too ugly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida know, sorry…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida know why I love you like I do.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida like to shake your hand.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida opened it myslef if Ida key.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida rather be playing outside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida wanna go to school.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Ida who potato.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida	Ida Who?	Idaho - not Ida-who! Can't you say it properly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ida Mann	Ida Mann Who?	Ida Mann you open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Idaho	Idaho Who?	Idaho'd the whole garden, but I was tired!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Idaho	Idaho Who?	Idaho. I've seen stranger.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Idaho	Idaho Who?	Idaho-ped I'd get out of here sooner.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iglesias	Iglesias Who?	Iglesias idea I ever had!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Igloo	Igloo Who?	"Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Igor	Igor Who?	Igor to see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iguana	Iguana Who?	Iguana go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iguana	Iguana Who?	"Iguana hold your hand…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ike	Ike Who?	Ike-n't stop laughing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ike	Ike Who?	Ike could have danced all night…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ilka	Ilka Who?	Ilka pone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Illegal	Illegal Who?	Illegal stay in the nest until he feels better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ilona	Ilona Who?	Ilona Ranger!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I'm A Pileup	I'm A Pileup Who?	You are? What a bum deal…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ima	Ima Who?	Ima commin in, so open up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ima	Ima Who?	Ima girl who can't say no…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ima	Ima Who?	What's a who?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Imago	Imago Who?	Imago ahead and tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Imogen	Imogen Who?	Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Imus	Imus Who?	Imus be going.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Imus	Imus Who?	Imus get in out of the rain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ina	Ina Who?	Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ina	Ina Who?	Ina minute I'm going to knock this door down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ina Claire	Ina Claire Who?	"Ina Claire day you can see forever…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	India	India Who?	India cool, cool of the evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	India	India Who?	"India good old summertime…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	India	India Who?	India night time I go to sleep…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Indiana	Indiana Who?	Indiana'ls of history - you'll be famous!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Indochina	Indochina Who?	The bull Indochina shop.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Indonesia	Indonesia Who?	I look at you and I get weak Indonesia!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Indy	Indy Who?	Indy mood.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Inouye	Inouye Who?	Inouye you want it, big guy!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Interrupting cow	Interrupting cow Who?	MOOO!!!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iona	Iona Who?	Iona a great train set!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iona	Iona Who?	Iona have eyes for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iona	Iona Who?	Iona new bike.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iowa	Iowa Who?	Iowa lotta money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iowa	Iowa Who?	Iowa you a dollar!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ira	Ira Who?	Ira member Mama.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ira	Ira Who?	Ira-turn with another knock knock joe-k 4U, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iran	Iran Who?	Iran all the way!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iran	Iran Who?	Iran over here to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iraq	Iraq Who?	Iraq my brain but couldn't get the answer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iraq	Iraq Who?	Iraq 'n roll.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iraq and Iran	Iraq and Iran Who?	Iraq'd up the car and Iran all the way over here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irene	Irene Who?	Irene and Irene, but noone answers the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iris	Iris Who?	Iris you were here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irish	Irish Who?	Irish I had a million dollars!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irish	Irish Who?	Irish upon a star.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irish	Irish Who?	"Irish you a Merry Christmas!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irish	Irish Who?	Irish you would let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irish Stew	Irish Stew Who?	Irish Stew in the name of the law.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irish Stew	Irish Stew Who?	Irish Stew would come out and play!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irma	Irma Who?	Irma big girl now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irma	Irma Who?	"Irma going to sit right down and write myself a letter…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Iron	Iron Who?	Iron joy being a girl.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Irving	Irving Who?	Irving a wonderful time - wish you were here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	I's	I's Who?	What beautiful I's you have!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isaac	Isaac Who?	Isaac and tired of these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isaac	Isaac Who?	Isaac coming out?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isaac	Isaac Who?	Isaac'ly who do you think this is?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isabel	Isabel Who?	Clear as a bell.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isabel	Isabel Who?	Isabel broken? I had to knock.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isabelle	Isabelle Who?	Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isabelle	Isabelle Who?	Isabelle necessary on the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isabelle	Isabelle Who?	Isabelle on a fire engine necessary?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isadore	Isadore Who?	Isadore locked? I can't get in…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isaiah	Isaiah Who?	Isaiah again, "knock, knock…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isaiah	Isaiah Who?	Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isidore	Isidore Who?	Isidore unlocked?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Island	Island Who?	Island on your roof with my parachute.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ismail	Ismail Who?	Ismail for you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Israel	Israel Who?	Israel great to see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Israel	Israel Who?	Israel or fake?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Issue	Issue Who?	Issue ready to go?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Isthmus	Isthmus Who?	Isthmus be the right place.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Istvan	Istvan Who?	Istvan to be alone!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Italian	Italian Who?	Italian you for the last time, open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Italy	Italy Who?	Italy be a big job!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Itzhak	Itzhak Who?	"Itzhak small world after all…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan infectious disease.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan my money back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan new hat - do you like it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan to be alone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan to suck your blood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan watching you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	"Ivan working on the railroad…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan - you lose!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan	Ivan Who?	Ivan-vested all my money in magic tricks…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivan Bell	Ivan Bell Who?	Ivan the terri-Bell.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivana	Ivana Who?	Ivana be rich!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivana	Ivana Who?	Ivana million dollars.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivor	Ivor Who?	Ivor good mind not to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivor	Ivor Who?	Ivor-eturned to the place of my birth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivor	Ivor Who?	Ivor sore hand from knocking so much…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivory	Ivory Who?	Ivory strong - like Tarzan!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivy Leaf	Ivy Leaf Who?	Ivy Leaf you alone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivy League	Ivy League Who?	"Ivy League for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ivy League	Ivy League Who?	Ivy League in you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Izzy	Izzy Who?	Izzy come, Izzy go…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Izzy	Izzy Who?	Izzy end of the world!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Izzy	Izzy Who?	Izzy the one for me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jack	Jack Who?	"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jack	Jack Who?	Jack your egos at the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jack	Jack Who?	Jackdraft!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jacklyn	Jacklyn Who?	Jacklyn Hyde.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jackson	Jackson Who?	Jackson the box.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jacques	Jacques Who?	Jacques of all trades!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jagger	Jagger Who?	Jagger'd edge!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jaguar	Jaguar Who?	Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jaimie	Jaimie Who?	Jaimie a game of chess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jamaica	Jamaica Who?	Jamaica mistake, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jamaica	Jamaica Who?	Jamaica dinner? I'm starving.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jamaica	Jamaica Who?	Jamaica good grade on the test?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jamaica	Jamaica Who?	Jamaica me feel like dancing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	James	James Who?	James people play!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jan	Jan Who?	Jan of Green Gables, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Janet	Janet Who?	Janet'or in a drum!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jano	Jano Who?	Jano-tice how easy it is to get past security?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Japan	Japan Who?	Japan is too hot - ouch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jason	Jason Who?	I'm always Jason rainbows…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Java	Java Who?	Java long way to go to keep up to the Joe-kster, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Java	Java Who?	Java lot to learn!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jaws	Jaws Who?	Jaws till the well runs dry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jaws	Jaws Who?	Jaws truly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jean	Jean Who?	Jeanius - don't you recognize me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jeeter	Jeeter Who?	Jeeter get off the pot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jenny	Jenny Who?	Jenny a hearing aid? I've been knocking for five minutes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jenny	Jenny Who?	Jenny-d any help finding the cookies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jenny	Jenny Who?	Jenny body home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jenny	Jenny Who?	Jenny-men prefer blondes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jenny	Jenny Who?	Jenny'd any help opening the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jerome	Jerome Who?	Jerome where you want to!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jerome Lee	Jerome Lee Who?	Jerome Lee young once.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jerrold	Jerrold Who?	Jerrold friend, that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jess	Jess Who?	I give up - who?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jess	Jess Who?	Jess in time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jess	Jess Who?	Jess knock it off, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jess	Jess Who?	Jess me - open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jess	Jess Who?	"Jess me and my shadow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jess	Jess Who?	Jess one of those things!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jessamyn	Jessamyn Who?	Jessamyn-it please - I'm on the phone…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jessica	Jessica Who?	Jessica more than I thought!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jest	Jest Who?	Jest one of those things.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jester	Jester Who?	Jester minute - I'm trying to find my keys!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jester	Jester Who?	"Jester spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jesus	Jesus Who?	How many do you know?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jethro	Jethro Who?	Jethro the boat and stop your whining!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jewel	Jewel Who?	Jewel be sorry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jewel	Jewel Who?	Jewel know if you open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jewel	Jewel Who?	Jewel never know what I was gong to say.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jewel	Jewel Who?	Jewel remember me once you open the door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jezebel	Jezebel Who?	Jezebel on the door, but it won't ring…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jilly	Jilly Who?	Jilly out here - let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jimmy	Jimmy Who?	Jimmy a kiss.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jimmy	Jimmy Who?	Jimmy all your money!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jimmy	Jimmy Who?	Jimmy libert or Jimmy death!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jimmy	Jimmy Who?	Jimmy or else - I'm a burglar!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jimmy	Jimmy Who?	"Jimmy that old time religion…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joe King	Joe King Who?	You must be Joe King - or the Joe-kster!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joe Namath	Joe Namath Who?	Joe Namath not on the door - that's why I know!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joan	Joan Who?	Joan call us - we'll call you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joan	Joan Who?	Joan of Arc - looking for a great stake?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joan	Joan Who?	Joan you remember me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joanna	Joanna Who?	Joanaa big kiss?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joanne	Joanne Who?	Joanne tell…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joe	Joe Who?	Tell me another knock knock joe-k or I'll Joe home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Johann	Johann Who?	Johann a beautiful smile!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Johannes	Johannes Who?	Johannes are cold!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	John	John Who?	John the Navy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	John	John Who?	John with the wind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	John Q.	John Q. Who?	John Q. very much!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joplin	Joplin Who?	Joplin anytime you like!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Joey	Joey Who?	"Joey to the world, all the boys and girls…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jose	Jose Who?	"Jose can you see by the dawn's early light…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Josette	Josette Who?	Josette right down - now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Josh	Josh Who?	Josh me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Josie	Josie Who?	Josie who's at the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juan	Juan Who?	Juan of these days, look out!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juan	Juan Who?	Juan of your friends.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juan	Juan Who?	Juan to hear some more knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juana	Juana Who?	Juana come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juana	Juana Who?	Juana improve your looks? Wear a mask…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juana	Juana Who?	Juana 'nother knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juanita	Juanita Who?	Juanita 'nother burger?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juarez	Juarez Who?	Juarez hell?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juarez	Juarez Who?	Juarez you hiding, you sneaky rascal?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jubilee	Jubilee Who?	Jubilee-ve mw when I told you about the secret treasure?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Judah	Judah Who?	Judah known by now if you opened the door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Judo	Judo Who?	What Judo know?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juicer	Juicer Who?	Juice-rve tea with desert?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juicy	Juicy Who?	Juicy any four-leaf clovers?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juicy	Juicy Who?	Juicy what I just saw?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juicy Watt	Juicy Watt Who?	Juicy Watt someone wrote on your door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jules	Jules Who?	Jules are in the safe.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Julia	Julia Who?	Julia want some milk and cookies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Julia	Julia Who?	Julia want to come in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Julie	Julie Who?	Julie your door unlocked?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juliet	Juliet Who?	Juliet five hamburgers.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juliet	Juliet Who?	Juliet me in or not?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juliet	Juliet Who?	Juliet the cat out of the bag…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juliet	Juliet Who?	Juliet the same thing, but she's not sick.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	July	July Who?	July to me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	June	June Who?	June-ed to be so annoying?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juneau	Juneau Who?	Juneau any good knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juneau	Juneau Who?	Juneau it's cold out here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juneau	Juneau Who?	Juneau something I don't know?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juneau	Juneau Who?	Juneau what time it is?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Junior	Junior Who?	Junior flowers will come up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Juno	Juno Who?	I don't know - Juno?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jupiter	Jupiter Who?	Jupiter a note on my door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jupiter	Jupiter Who?	Jupiter fly in my soup?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jupiter	Jupiter Who?	Jupiter hurry up or you'll miss the ice cream truck!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Jussi	Jussi Who?	Jussi fruit.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Just Diane	Just Diane Who?	Just Diane to see you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Just Ghost	Just Ghost Who?	Just Ghost to show you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justice	Justice Who?	Justice I got home the phone rang.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justice	Justice Who?	Justice I thought - noone home!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justice	Justice Who?	Justice once won't you be quiet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justin	Justin Who?	Justin case you forgot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justin	Justin Who?	Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd say hello!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justin	Justin Who?	"Justin time, I found you Justin time…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justin	Justin Who?	Justin time for another knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justin	Justin Who?	Justin time for dinner!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justin	Justin Who?	Justin time - thought you weren't coming!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justine	Justine Who?	Justine old-fashioned girl.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Justis	Justis Who?	Justis I thought - wrong door, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kandice	Kandice Who?	Kandice dog do any tricks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kanga	Kanga Who?	No! Kanga roo!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kansas	Kansas Who?	Kansas better than bottles for pop.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kansas	Kansas Who?	Kansas really be happening to me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kansas	Kansas Who?	Kansas the best way to buy tuna!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Karaoke	Karaoke Who?	Karaoke or not okay?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kareem	Kareem Who?	Kareem of wheat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kareem	Kareem Who?	Kareem of the crop!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Karloff	Karloff Who?	"Karloff my dreams, I adore you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kathy	Kathy Who?	Kathy you again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Katmandu	Katmandu Who?	Katmandu what Catwoman wants!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kay	Kay Who?	Kay,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kay	Kay Who?	"Kay sera, sera…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keanu	Keanu Who?	Keanu let me in, it's cold out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keefe	Keefe Who?	Keefe me one more chance, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keir Dullea	Keir Dullea Who?	Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keir Dullea	Keir Dullea Who?	"On a Keir Dullea, you can see forever…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keith	Keith Who?	Keith me and find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keith	Keith Who?	Keith me, thweet heart!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keith	Keith Who?	Keith me, you fool…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Keith	Keith Who?	Keith your hands off of me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kelly	Kelly Who?	"Kellyfornia, here I come…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ken	Ken Who?	Ken I come in? It's freezing out here…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ken	Ken Who?	Ken you open the door and let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ken	Ken Who?	Ken you tell me some good knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kendall	Kendall Who?	Kendall and Barbie go together!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kenneth	Kenneth Who?	Kenneth little kids play with you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kent	Kent Who?	Kent have your cake and eat it too.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kent	Kent Who?	Kent you tell? I'm standing right here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kent	Kent Who?	Kent we be friends?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kent	Kent Who?	Kent you tell who it is?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kentucky	Kentucky Who?	Kentucky too well - have a sore throat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kenya	Kenya Who?	Kenya come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kenya	Kenya Who?	Kenya guess who it is?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kenya	Kenya Who?	Kenya keep a secret?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kenya	Kenya Who?	Kenya keep it down in there - I'm trying to sleep!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kenzie	Kenzie Who?	Kenzie if it's raining out there - can you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kermit	Kermit Who?	Kermit me to introduce myself…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ketch	Ketch Who?	Want a tissue?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ketchup	Ketchup Who?	Ketchup the tree again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ketchup	Ketchup Who?	Ketchup to me and I will tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ketchup	Ketchup Who?	Ketchup with her before she gets away!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ketchup	Ketchup Who?	Ketchup with me and I'll tell you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ketchup	Ketchup Who?	Ketchup with you later.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kevin	Kevin Who?	Kevin we go out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Khomeini	Khomeini Who?	Khomeini old time for dinner!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kim	Kim Who?	Kim too late!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kimona	Kimona Who?	Kimona my house.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	King Kong	King Kong Who?	"King Kong, the witch is dead…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kip	Kip Who?	Kip talking - maybe you'll find something to say!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kip	Kip Who?	Kip talking while I find you another knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kip	Kip Who?	Keep your hands off of me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kip	Kip Who?	Kip your sunny side up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kipper	Kipper Who?	Kipper hands to yourself!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kismet	Kismet Who?	"Kismet once and ksmet twice and ksmet once again…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kissinger	Kissinger Who?	I wonder who's Kissinger her now?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kit	Kit Who?	Kit me quick!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kitchen, kitchen	Kitchen, kitchen Who?	Don't do that - I'm ticklish!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kitty	Kitty Who?	Kittyzen Kane!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kleenex	Kleenex Who?	Kleenex are prettier than dirty necks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Knock	Knock Who?	Knock Knock (… endless cycle!)
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Knoxville	Knoxville Who?	Knoxville get you an answer if you wait long enough…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Koala-T	Koala-T Who?	Koala-T knock-knocks are easy to find @ joe-ks.com!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Koch	Koch Who?	Koch you in the act!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kojak	Kojak Who?	Kojak up the car - we've got a flat…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kokomo	Kokomo Who?	Kokomo food - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kook	Kook Who?	You have a real future in Swiss clocks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Krakatoa	Krakatoa Who?	I just Krakatoa trying to kick this door down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kristin	Kristin Who?	Kristin the baby in Church!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kumquat	Kumquat Who?	Kumquat may, we'll always be buddies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kurt	Kurt Who?	Kurtsy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kurt & Conan	Kurt & Conan Who?	Kurt & Conan down on the last act!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kuwait	Kuwait Who?	Kuwait a minute - I'm on the phone!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Kyoto	Kyoto Who?	Kyoto jail… do not pass go… do not colletc $200!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	La Raine	La Raine Who?	La Raine is falling.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lady	Lady Who?	Lady law down.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lamboo	Lamboo Who?	Lamboo curtain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lana	Lana Who?	Lana the free.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Land	Land Who?	It's "Land-ho," not "Land who."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Laos	Laos Who?	Laos and found.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lara	Lara Who?	Lara lara laughs in Liverpool…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	LaRaine	LaRaine Who?	LaRaine is falling - let me come in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Larry	Larry Who?	Larry Krishna.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Larva	Larva Who?	Larva cup of coffee.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Laser	Laser Who?	Laser faire.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lass	Lass Who?	That's what cowboys use, isn't it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lauren	Lauren Who?	Lauren order!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lava	Lava Who?	Lava - come back to me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lava	Lava Who?	I Lava you so much - will you marry me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Laverne	Laverne Who?	Laverne of catastrophe!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leaf	Leaf Who?	Leaf me alone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lecher	Lecher Who?	Lecher hair hang down.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lee	Lee Who?	Lee me alone - I've got a headache…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lee	Lee Who?	Lee'd on McDuff!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lee King	Lee King Who?	Lee King bucket.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leggo	Leggo Who?	Leggo the door, so I can come in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leif	Leif Who?	Leif me alone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leland	Leland Who?	Leland of the free and the home of the brave.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lemming	Lemming Who?	"Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lemon	Lemon Who?	Lemon me give you a kiss!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lemonade	Lemonade Who?	Lemonade me introduce you to my friend.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lemuel	Lemuel Who?	Lemuel kicked me - ouch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Len	Len Who?	Len us a fiver, will ya!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lena	Lena Who?	Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lena	Lena Who?	Lena tower of Pisa.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lennie	Lennie Who?	Lennie in and you'll see.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lennie	Lennie Who?	Lennie kiss you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lenny	Lenny Who?	Lenny in, I'm hungry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leon	Leon Who?	Leon me when you're feeling lonely.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leon	Leon Who?	Leon'ly one for me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leona	Leona Who?	Leona'ly way to go!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leonie	Leonie Who?	Leonie thing you do fast is get tired!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leopold	Leopold Who?	Leopold the class and everyone wants a new teacher.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Les	Les Who?	Les get out of here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Les	Les Who?	Les go for a swim.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Les	Les Who?	Les hear another knock knock joe-k.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Les	Les Who?	Les high and dry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Leslie	Leslie Who?	Leslie town now before they catch us.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lester	Lester Who?	Lester over a new leaf, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lester	Lester Who?	Lester the Red Hot Mamas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Letter	Letter Who?	Letter smile be your umbrella.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettie	Lettie Who?	Lettie cat out of the bag.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettuce	Lettuce Who?	Lettuce begin.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettuce	Lettuce Who?	Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettuce	Lettuce Who?	Lettuce in and we'll tell you some more knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettuce	Lettuce Who?	Lettuce in, we're freezing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettuce	Lettuce Who?	Lettuce pray.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lettuce	Lettuce Who?	Lettuce try again tomorrow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Letty	Letty Who?	Letty it all hang out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Levin	Levin Who?	"I'm Levin on a jet plane…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lewis	Lewis Who?	Lewis all my money gambling.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lewis	Lewis Who?	Lewis lips sink ships.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lice	Lice Who?	Lice out by ten o'clock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lilac	Lilac Who?	She can Lilac a trooper!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lilac	Lilac Who?	Lilac that and you'll get punished!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lilli	Lilli Who?	Lilli brown jug upon my knee.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lillian	Lillian Who?	Lillian the garden.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lily	Lily Who?	Lily house on the prairie!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lima Bean	Lima Bean Who?	"Lima Bean working on the railroad…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lima Bean	Lima Bean Who?	Lima Bean too busy to call.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lime	Lime Who?	Lime-a-bean…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lincoln	Lincoln Who?	Lincoln logs!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lion	Lion Who?	Lion down on the job again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lion	Lion Who?	Lion here on your doorstep till you open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lion	Lion Who?	Lion - like that isn't right.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lionel	Lionel Who?	Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lionel	Lionel Who?	Lionel get you nowhere - better tell the truth!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lionel	Lionel Who?	Lionel roar if you don't feed him.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lipset	Lipset Who?	Lipset taste wine will never taste mine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lisa	Lisa Who?	Lisa car before you travel.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lisa	Lisa Who?	Lisa new car from $250 down and $250 a month!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lisa	Lisa Who?	Lisa you can do is let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lisbon	Lisbon Who?	Lisbon married nine times.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Listz	Listz Who?	Listz of ingredients 4U!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Little Old Lady	Little Old Lady Who?	Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Liv	Liv Who?	Liv no stone unturned…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Liver	Liver Who?	Liver alone - she's mine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Liver	Liver Who?	Liver round here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Livia	Livia Who?	Livia me alone!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Llama	Llama Who?	Llama yankee doodle dandy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lloyd	Lloyd Who?	Can Lloyd a donkey to water but can't make him drink…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lo Mein	Lo Mein Who?	Lo Mein on the totem pole.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Load	Load Who?	Load down dirty shame.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Locker	Locker Who?	Locker up and throw away the key.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lodz	Lodz Who?	Lodz of fun!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lois	Lois Who?	You is the Lois man on the totem pole, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lois	Lois Who?	Lois the opposite of high.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lona	Lona Who?	Lona Ranger.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lorne	Lorne Who?	Lorne order.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lorraine	Lorraine Who?	"Lorraine in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lotto	Lotto Who?	Lotto trouble coming your way if you don't open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Louis	Louis Who?	Louis'n up, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Louisiana	Louisiana Who?	Louisiana boyfriend split up…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Louisville	Louisville Who?	Louisville come when he's good and ready.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lucas Tell	Lucas Tell Who?	Lucas Tell-o and Bud Abbott.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Luck	Luck Who?	Luck through the key hole and you'll find out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lucerne	Lucerne Who?	Lucerne some money today…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lucinda	Lucinda Who?	Lucinda chain and let me inside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lucinda	Lucinda Who?	"Lucinda in the sky with diamonds…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lucretia	Lucretia Who?	Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lucy	Lucy Who?	Lucy Lastic lets your pants fall down.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lufthansa	Lufthansa Who?	Lufthansa! This is a stick-up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Luigi	Luigi Who?	Luigi board!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Luke	Luke Who?	Luke out! Here's another knock knock joe-k.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Luke	Luke Who?	Luke out - there's one behind you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Luke	Luke Who?	Luke through the keyhole and you'll see me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Luther	Luther Who?	Luther the silver lining!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lyle	Lyle Who?	Lyle be a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lyle	Lyle Who?	Lyle be seeing you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lyle	Lyle Who?	Lyle never smile again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lyle	Lyle Who?	Lyle string along with you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lyndon	Lyndon Who?	Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Lyndon	Lyndon Who?	"Friend, Romans, countrymen - Lyndon me your ears!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ma Bell	Ma Bell Who?	Ma Bell is out of order - knock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mabel	Mabel Who?	Mabel doesn't ring either.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Macho	Macho Who?	Macho do about nothing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Macon	Macon Who?	"Macon a list, checking it twice…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Macon	Macon Who?	Macon whoopie.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Madam	Madam Who?	Madam foot's caught in the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Madam	Madam Who?	Madam, my finger is stuck in the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Madison	Madison Who?	Madison will cure me of my cough.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Madison	Madison Who?	You're Madison hatter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Madrid	Madrid Who?	Madrid you wash my jeans?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Madonna	Madonna Who?	Madonna's being mean - tell her off.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mae	Mae Who?	Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mahatma	Mahatma Who?	Mahatma coat, please?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maida	Maida Who?	Maida force be with you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maiden	Maiden Who?	Maiden China.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maiden	Maiden Who?	Maiden the shade.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maine	Maine Who?	Maine I come in now please?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Major	Major Who?	Made'ja look, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Major	Major Who?	Major B. Hindsor when you got spanked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Major	Major Who?	Major bed, now lie in it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Major	Major Who?	Major your day, didn't I?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Major	Major Who?	"Major days be merry and bright…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Major	Major Who?	Major headache - please gimme aspirin!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Malcolm	Malcolm Who?	Malcolm over to see me sometime?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Malcolm	Malcolm Who?	Malcolm you didn't do your homework, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mali	Mali Who?	Mali Brown!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mama San	Mama San Who?	Mama San the warparth!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mamie	Mamie Who?	Mamie a new dress!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mamie	Mamie Who?	The Devil Mamie do it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mandalay	Mandalay Who?	Mandalay the kitchen tiles.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mandy	Mandy Who?	Mandy lifeboats - the ship is sinking!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mangoes	Mangoes Who?	Mangoes crazy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Manitoba	Manitoba Who?	Man-itoba hours ago to get out of here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Manna	Manna Who?	Manna mouse - which are you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Manny	Manny Who?	Manny are called, but few are chosen!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Manor	Manor Who?	Are you a manor a mouse?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Manuel	Manuel Who?	Man-uel be sorry if you don't open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mao	Mao Who?	Out of the Mao'th of babes…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mara	Mara Who?	"Mara, Mara on the wall…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mara	Mara Who?	Mara me, good lookin'!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marcella	Marcella Who?	Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marcia	Marcia Who?	Marcia glad I stopped by!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marcus	Marcus Who?	Marcus - a book in the Bible!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marcus Welby	Marcus Welby Who?	It Marcus Welby spring.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maria	Maria Who?	Maria me - I love you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marian	Marian Who?	I'm Marian money!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marie	Marie Who?	Marie the one you love!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marietta	Marietta Who?	Marietta whole cake - all by herself!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marilyn	Marilyn Who?	Marilyn - a state north of Virginia!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marion	Marion Who?	Marion haste, repent at leisure!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marion	Marion Who?	Marion on a Sunday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marmalade	Marmalade Who?	Marma-lade me - said I was a little chicken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marmite	Marmite Who?	Marmite, but pa won't.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marmoset	Marmoset Who?	Marmoset there'd be days like this…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Martha	Martha Who?	Martha them to the top of the hill and back again…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Marvin	Marvin Who?	Marvin I wonderful…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mary	Mary Who?	Mary Christmas!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mary and Abbey	Mary and Abbey Who?	Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mary Hannah	Mary Hannah Who?	"Mary Hannah little lamb…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mary Lee	Mary Lee Who?	"Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mary Lee	Mary Lee Who?	"Mary Lee we roll along…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Massachusetts	Massachusetts Who?	Massachusetts is what you hear when a train blows its whistle.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mata	Mata Who?	It's a Mata of life and death, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Matilda	Matilda Who?	Matilda end of time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Matthew	Matthew Who?	Ma-tthew is pinthing my foot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maud	Maud Who?	Maud as a hatter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maude	Maude Who?	Maude as well go home, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maura	Maura Who?	Maura less.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maura	Maura Who?	Maura see you, Maura like you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maura	Maura Who?	The Maura the merrier!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mavis	Mavis Who?	Mavis be the last time I knock at your door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Max	Max Who?	Max no difference - open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Max	Max Who?	Max no difference to me - just let him in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maxine	Maxine Who?	Maxine the wave, dude!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maxwell	Maxwell Who?	Maxwell call later if you're not going to answer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	May 4th	May 4th Who?	May the forth be with you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maya	Maya Who?	Maya a best friend win, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maya	Maya Who?	Maya never darken my door again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maybe	Maybe Who?	Maybe it's a friend at the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maybelle	Maybelle Who?	Maybelle doesn't ring either, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mayonnaise	Mayonnaise Who?	"Mayonnaise be merry and bright…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mayonnaise	Mayonnaise Who?	"Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Maynard	Maynard Who?	Maynard come around anymore if you don't open up…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mecca	Mecca Who?	You Mecca me happy!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Me	Me Who?	Meow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Me	Me Who?	You don't know who you are yet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mean Tummy	Mean Tummy Who?	Why must you be Mean Tummy?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Medellin	Medellin Who?	Medellin where you don't belong again, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Meg	Meg Who?	Meg up your mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mega	Mega Who?	Mega the bed - I wanna go to sleep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Megan	Megan Who?	Megan a phone call.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Megan	Megan Who?	Megan end to these knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Megan, Elise & Chicken	Megan, Elise & Chicken Who?	"He's Megan Elise and Chicken it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Melissa	Melissa Who?	Melissa longer than your list!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Melissa	Melissa Who?	Tell Melissa to you and I get in trouble…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Melita	Melita Who?	Melita chickadee!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Melrose	Melrose Who?	Melrose when I put a tack on his seat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Menu	Menu Who?	Menu stay here. Women over there.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Meredith	Meredith Who?	Meredith kind of knock knock joe-ks and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Meritricious	Meritricious Who?	"Meritricious… and a Happy New Year!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Meyer	Meyer Who?	Meyer in a nasty mood!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Michael Rhoda	Michael Rhoda Who?	"Michael Rhoda boat ashore, hallelujah…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Michigan	Michigan Who?	"Michigan," said the batter after the third strike.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mickey	Mickey Who?	Mickey is lost, so that's why I'm knocking!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Midas	Midas Who?	Midas well let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Midas	Midas Who?	Midas well open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Midas	Midas Who?	Midas well open up - I'm not going away!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mike	Mike Who?	Mike kind of town, Chicago is.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mike	Mike Who?	Mike makes right.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mike Howe	Mike Howe Who?	Mike Howe is sick - get a vet…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mikey	Mikey Who?	Mikey doesn't fit in my keyhole!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mikey	Mikey Who?	Mikey won't fit in this lock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mimi	Mimi Who?	Mimi at the pool - I'd like to give you drowning lessons…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mindy	Mindy Who?	Min'dy mood for pizza…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Miners	Miners Who?	Miners yours, and yours are mine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minna	Minna Who?	Minaa wrong place at the wrong time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minverva	Minverva Who?	Minverva's wreck from all these groaners!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Miniature	Miniature Who?	Miniature open the door, I'll tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minneapolis	Minneapolis Who?	Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minnie	Minnie Who?	Minnie are called but few are chosen.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minnie	Minnie Who?	Minnie have tried and Minnie have failed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minnie	Minnie Who?	Minnie more are waiting outside!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minnie	Minnie Who?	No - not "Minnie Who" - Minnehaha!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minsk	Minsk Who?	Minsk meat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Minviz	Minviz Who?	Minvizible - help!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mira	Mira Who?	"Mira, Mira on the wall…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mira	Mira Who?	Miracle on 34th Street!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mischa	Mischa Who?	Mischa a lot!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Missouri	Missouri Who?	Missouri love company!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mister	Mister Who?	Mister by that much!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mister	Mister Who?	Sorry I mister name - what is it again?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mitzi	Mitzi Who?	Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	M. 'n O.	M. 'n O. Who?	M. 'n O. gonna say.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mohair	Mohair Who?	Any Mohair on your head and you could pass for a mop!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mohair	Mohair Who?	No Mohair on your head - you look like the Joe-kster, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moira	Moira Who?	Moira Easter Bunnies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Momma	Momma Who?	Momma, please open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Monet	Monet Who?	Monet burns a hole in my pocket.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Monkey	Monkey Who?	Monkey won't fit - that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Monroe	Monroe Who?	Monroe, row, row your boat…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Montana	Montana Who?	Montana your hid if she finds out you ate all the cookies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Monopoly	Monopoly Who?	Monopoly's bigger than your nopoly.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moo	Moo Who?	Moo! I give milk!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moo	Moo Who?	Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moose	Moose Who?	Moose be magic.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moose	Moose Who?	Moose beautiful girl in the world.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moose	Moose Who?	Moose you be so nosy?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moppet	Moppet Who?	Moppet up before it gets sticky.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Morey	Morey Who?	The Morey I think of you, the Les I think of you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Moron	Moron Who?	Moron the way - see below…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Morris	Morris Who?	Morris another day, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Morris	Morris Who?	Morris Monday - next day's Tuesday…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Morrison	Morrison Who?	Morrison, the more sun tan!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mort	Mort Who?	Mort to the point - who are you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mortimer	Mortimer Who?	Mortimer pitied than scorned.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mortimor	Mortimor Who?	Mortimor that meets the eye!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mozart	Mozart Who?	Mozart is in museums!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mr.	Mr. Who?	Missed her at the bus stop…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mrs.	Mrs. Who?	Mrs. as good as a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mrs. S. Goode	Mrs. S. Goode Who?	Mrs. S. good as a mile.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mr. T	Mr. T Who?	"Ah, sweet Mr. T of life…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Muffin	Muffin Who?	Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Muffin	Muffin Who?	Muffin the matter with me - how about you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mummy	Mummy Who?	Mummy burns a hole in my pocket.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Munich	Munich Who?	Munich me sick with all these knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Murray	Murray Who?	Murray Christmas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Murray Lee	Murray Lee Who?	"Murray Lee we roll along…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Musket	Musket Who?	Musket in! The Martians are coming…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Musket	Musket Who?	Musket my coat - I'm freezing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mussolini	Mussolini Who?	Mussolini on your bell for five minutes or more!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mustache	Mustache Who?	Mustache, I'm in a hurry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mustang	Mustang Who?	Mustang up now - I've run out of change…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mustard	Mustard Who?	"Mustard been a beautiful baby…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Mustard Bean	Mustard Bean Who?	You Mustard Bean a big surprise to your parents - they expected a boy or girl…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Myth	Myth Who?	Myth me when I was gone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Myth	Myth Who?	Myth you too!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	N8	N8 Who?	N8 tendencies.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nadia	Nadia Who?	Just Nadia head if you understand what I'm saying.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nadia	Nadia Who?	Nadia believe me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nadia	Nadia Who?	Nadia head.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nadya	Nadya Who?	Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nana	Nana Who?	Nana your business, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nan	Nan Who?	Nanswer me or I'll tell you more knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nanny	Nanny Who?	Nanny my friends like you either!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nathan	Nathan Who?	Nathan to lose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Navajo	Navajo Who?	"You'll Navajo just how much I love you…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	N.E.	N.E. Who?	N.E. body you like, as long as you let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Neal	Neal Who?	Neal and pray.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nebraska	Nebraska Who?	Nebraska girl for a date - she might say yes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Needle	Needle Who?	Needle little attention?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nero	Nero Who?	"Nero, my God to Thee…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nestor	Nestor Who?	Nestor lives my neighbour.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nettie	Nettie Who?	Nettie as a fruitcake!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nevada	Nevada Who?	Nevada say you look so bad - you should be in bed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Never	Never Who?	Never mind…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Never-Never Land	Never-Never Land Who?	Never-Never Land money to a stranger.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nevin	Nevin Who?	Nevin you mind - just open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Newark	Newark Who?	Newark for Noah.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Newark	Newark Who?	Newark keeps piling up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Newton	Newton Who?	Newton doing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Newton	Newton Who?	Newton Monday but forgot since then…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ng	Ng Who?	It's just one little Ng after another.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Niacin	Niacin Who?	Niacin easy does it every time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nicholas	Nicholas Who?	Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nixon	Nixon Who?	Nixon stones will break my bones.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noah	Noah Who?	Noah better place to find joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noah	Noah Who?	Noah body here but us chickens.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noah	Noah Who?	Noah - don't know who you are either!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noah	Noah Who?	Noah good place to eat around here?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noah	Noah Who?	Noah way to fix these broken ornaments?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nobel	Nobel Who?	Nobel - that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noggin	Noggin Who?	Noggin at your door - you there?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nome	Nome Who?	Nome - I don't know what time it is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nona	Nona Who?	Nona your business.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noodle	Noodle Who?	Never Noodle now where you lived.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norma	Norma Who?	Norma'lly I have my key!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norma Lee	Norma Lee Who?	Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norma Lee	Norma Lee Who?	Norma Lee I have my key with me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norman	Norman Who?	Norman is an island.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norman	Norman Who?	Norman nor beast should be out on a night like this.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norway	Norway Who?	Norway will I leave till you open this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Norway	Norway Who?	There's Norway this knock knock joe-k will work.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nose	Nose Who?	I Nose another knock kncok joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Notify	Notify Who?	Notify can help it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Noun	Noun Who?	Noun then.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nova	Nova Who?	Nova good place for pizza?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nova	Nova Who?	Nova look back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nuisance	Nuisance Who?	What's nui-sance yesterday?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nunya	Nunya Who?	Nunya business.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nurse	Nurse Who?	Nurse sense in talking to you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Nutmeg	Nutmeg Who?	Nutmeg any difference what you say…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	O.A.	O.A. Who?	"O.A. down South in Dixie…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oasis	Oasis Who?	Oasis - let your sister in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oates	Oates Who?	Oates'ay can you see!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oblong	Oblong Who?	Oblong Cassidy - you were expecting Roy Rogers?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oboe	Oboe Who?	Oboe, I've got the wrong address!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Occult	Occult Who?	Occult in my nose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ocelot	Ocelot Who?	Ocelot of money for that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ocelot	Ocelot Who?	Ocelot of questions, don't you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odessa	Odessa Who?	Odessa awful thing to say.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odessa	Odessa Who?	Odessa hot one!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odessa	Odessa Who?	Odessa really funny face!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odette	Odette Who?	Odette's a bad sign!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odysseus	Odysseus Who?	Odysseus getting boring, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odysseus	Odysseus Who?	Odysseus the last straw!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Odyssey	Odyssey Who?	Odyssey the movie I saw last night.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Offenbach	Offenbach Who?	"I have Offenbach on this street before…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Offenbach	Offenbach Who?	Offenbach is performed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Offer	Offer Who?	Offer got my key - yaw'l let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Office	Office Who?	He's Office rocker!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ogre	Ogre Who?	Ogre take a flying leap.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ogre	Ogre Who?	Are you Ogre the hill?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oh say	Oh say Who?	"Oh-say can you see by the dawn's early light…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ohio	Ohio Who?	Ohio feeling?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ohio	Ohio Who?	Ohio miss you tonight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ohio	Ohio Who?	Ohio Silver and away!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ohio	Ohio Who?	Ohio than the highest mountain.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oh Say	Oh Say Who?	"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oil	Oil Who?	Oil be seeing you again, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oil	Oil Who?	Oil in the family.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oil	Oil Who?	Oil's well that ends well.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oil Can	Oil Can Who?	My Oil Can Tuckey home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oily	Oily Who?	Oily to bed, oily to rise.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oily	Oily Who?	The Oily bird catches the worm!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oink, Oink	Oink, Oink Who?	Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oklahoma	Oklahoma Who?	Oklahoma wash your face!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Okra	Okra Who?	Okra Winfrey.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olaf	Olaf Who?	Olaf if you think it's that funny!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olaf	Olaf Who?	"Olaf my heart in San Francisco…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olaf	Olaf Who?	Olaf you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Old King Cole	Old King Cole Who?	Old King Cole, so turn the heat up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Old Lady	Old Lady Who?	I didn't know you could yodel…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oldest Son	Oldest Son Who?	"Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ole	Ole Who?	"Ole Little Town of Bethlehem…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olga	Olga Who?	Olga home if you don't treat me better!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olga	Olga Who?	Olga round to the back door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olga	Olga Who?	Olga way when I'm good and ready!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive across the road from you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive just around the corner…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive none of your lip!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive on the other side of town.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive over there, partner.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive right next door to you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	"Olive to go a-wandering…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olive	Olive Who?	Olive you, darling!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver across the road from you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver, but she doesn't love me…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver the world people are telling knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver time was taken up doing hadnbell lessons for the poor…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver troubles are over!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver troubles will soon be over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver truly, truly dear…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oliver	Oliver Who?	Oliver you there are bugs!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ollie	Ollie Who?	Ollie do is dream of you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ollie	Ollie Who?	Ollie time you same the same thing!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ollie or Rex	Ollie or Rex Who?	Don't put Ollie or Rex in one basket!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olivia	Olivia Who?	Olivia, but I lost the key!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Olivia	Olivia Who?	Olivia me alone!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omaha	Omaha Who?	Omaha goodness - my hand is caught in the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oman	Oman Who?	Oman - did you see that?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oman	Oman Who?	Oman, you are cute!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omar	Omar Who?	Omar goodness gracious - wrong door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omega	Omega Who?	Omega best man win, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omega	Omega Who?	Omega up your mind!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omelet	Omelet Who?	Omelet'in you kiss me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omelette	Omelette Who?	Omelette smarter than I look!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Omen	Omen Who?	"Omen river, that Omen river…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ona Clare	Ona Clare Who?	"Ona Clare day you can see forever…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	One Door	One Door Who?	One Door where you are tonight…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	One Shoe	One Shoe Who?	"One Shoe come home, Bill Bailey…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ooze	Ooze Who?	"Ooze afraid of the big, bad wolf?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ooze	Ooze Who?	Ooze in charge around here, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ooze	Ooze Who?	Ooze that knocking at my door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Opal Lee	Opal Lee Who?	Opal Lees - just for me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Opel	Opel Who?	Opel of mine!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Opera	Opera Who?	Opera-tunity knocks again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Opossum	Opossum Who?	Opossum by and thought I'd say hello.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Opportunity	Opportunity Who?	You fool - Opportunity knocks oncly once!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange	Orange Who?	A Mandarin Orange - Orange you glad I asked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange	Orange Who?	Orange ya' glad I told you this joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange	Orange Who?	Orange you even going to open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange	Orange Who?	Orange you glad school's out?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange	Orange Who?	Orange you glad you asked?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange	Orange Who?	Orange you going out tonight?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange Juice	Orange Juice Who?	Orange juice going to talk to me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orange Shoe	Orange Shoe Who?	Orange Shoe going to let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orangutan	Orangutan Who?	Orangutan times but you didn't answer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orbach	Orbach Who?	Front Orbach - you look awful…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Order	Order Who?	"Order land of the free and the home of the brave."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oregon	Oregon Who?	Oregon and I'm not coming back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orson	Orson Who?	Orson around again, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orson	Orson Who?	Orson buggy - favourite Amish transportation, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Orson	Orson Who?	Orson buggy - want a ride?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osaka	Osaka Who?	Osaka to me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osborn	Osborn Who?	Osborn in Canada!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osborn	Osborn Who?	Osborn in Newfoundland, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osborn	Osborn Who?	Osborn today - it's my birthday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osborne	Osborne Who?	Osborne in a hospital.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oscar	Oscar Who?	Oscar a foolish question, you get a foolish answer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oscar	Oscar Who?	Oscar a silly question, you get a silly answer!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oscar	Oscar Who?	Oscar if she has a sister.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oscar	Oscar Who?	Oscar if she knows how to catch a cold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oscar	Oscar Who?	Oscar if she wants to come to my party.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oscar	Oscar Who?	What Oscar? Did you cut yourself?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osgood	Osgood Who?	Osgood as it gets.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	O'Shea	O'Shea Who?	"O'Shea can you see, but the dawn's early light…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	O'Shea	O'Shea Who?	O'Shea it isn't so.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	O'Shea	O'Shea Who?	O'Shea that's a sad story, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oslo	Oslo Who?	Oslo down, but what's the hurry?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oslo	Oslo Who?	Oslo down - you're going too fast!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oslo	Oslo Who?	Oslo on cash - can you help me out?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Osmosis	Osmosis Who?	Osmosis - who is you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ostrich	Ostrich Who?	Ostrich my pants so far, they ripped.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oswald	Oswald Who?	Oswald my gum!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oswego	Oswego Who?	"Oswego into the wild blue yonder…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oswego	Oswego Who?	Oswego marching home…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Othello	Othello Who?	Othello - glad you thalked to me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Otis	Otis Who?	Otis a sin to tell a lie!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Otis	Otis Who?	Otis is a great day for a picnic.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ottawa	Ottawa Who?	Ottawa know St. Peter will let me in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ottawa	Ottawa Who?	Ottawa know you're not telling a lie, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ottawa	Ottawa Who?	Ottawa know you're telling the truth, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Otter	Otter Who?	Otter apologize for these bad knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Otto	Otto Who?	Otto be more alert when strangers are near.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Otto	Otto Who?	Otto know I can't remember…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Otto B.	Otto B. Who?	Otto B. a law against people like you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	O. Verdi	O. Verdi Who?	"O. Verdi Rainbow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	O. Verdi	O. Verdi Who?	"O. Verdi, Verdid my little dog go…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owen	Owen Who?	Owen my way?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owen	Owen Who?	"Owen the Saints go marching in…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owen	Owen Who?	Owen you open the door, I've got a surprise for you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owl	Owl Who?	I know that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owl	Owl Who?	Owl Aboard!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owl	Owl Who?	Owl be seeing you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owl	Owl Who?	Owl tell you another knock knock joe-k.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owl	Owl Who?	Owl you know unless you open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owl go.	Owl go. Who?	Yes, I know they do.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owls	Owls Who?	I know that!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Owls	Owls Who?	You got it right this time!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oxford	Oxford Who?	You Oxford it - here's another knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Oz	Oz Who?	Oz out here freezing, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ozzie	Ozzie Who?	Ozzie you around.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ozzie	Ozzie Who?	Ozzie you later, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	P.	P. Who?	P.U.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pablo	Pablo Who?	Pablo your horn!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Paddy	Paddy Who?	Paddy your own canoe.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pajamas	Pajamas Who?	Pajamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pakistan	Pakistan Who?	Pakistan lunch - he's working late.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pammy	Pammy Who?	Pammy the key - the door is locked!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Panther	Panther Who?	Your panth er down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Panther	Panther Who?	Panther what you wear on your legth!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Papa Smurf	Papa Smurf Who?	Papa Smurf in the oven and eat it for lunch.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Paris	Paris Who?	Paris the thought!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Parton	Parton Who?	Parton my French, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pasadena	Pasadena Who?	Pasadena under the door - I'm hungry!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pasadena	Pasadena Who?	Stop when you Pasadena - I'm hungry.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Passion	Passion Who?	Just passion by and though I'd say hello!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pasta	Pasta Who?	Pasta la vista, baby.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pasta	Pasta Who?	Pasta salt, please.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pasteurize	Pasteurize Who?	Pasteurize and over the gums - look out stomach, here it comes!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pasture	Pasture Who?	Pasture bedtime isn't it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pat	Pat Who?	Pat yourself on the back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Patella	Patella Who?	Patella story before bedtime.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Patty O.	Patty O. Who?	Patty O'furniture.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Paul	Paul Who?	Paul up a chair and I'll tell you a few more joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Paul	Paul Who?	Paul up the door handle and let me in, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Paula	Paula Who?	Paula few strings for me, eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pawtucket	Pawtucket Who?	I had a dollar, but Pawtucket.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pay Cents	Pay Cents Who?	Pay Cents is a virtue.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pea	Pea Who?	Pea you - you smell…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pear	Pear Who?	Pear-haps I'll see you later.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pear	Pear Who?	Pear of shoes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pears	Pears Who?	Pears the party?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peas	Peas Who?	Peas of the rock.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pecan	Pecan Who?	Pecan choose.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pecan	Pecan Who?	Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peek Ash	Peek Ash Who?	Pikachu, I choose you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peekaboo	Peekaboo Who?	Peekaboo live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peg	Peg Who?	Peg your pardon - I've got the wrong number.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peking	Peking Who?	Peking is not allowed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pekingese	Pekingese Who?	Pekingese through the peephole and see.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pembroke	Pembroke Who?	Pembroke - can I use yours?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pencil	Pencil Who?	Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peony	Peony Who?	Peony saved is a peony earned.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pepper	Pepper Who?	Pepper up. She looks tired.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Percy	Percy Who?	Precisely!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Perth	Perth Who?	Perth your lips and whistle!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Peru	Peru Who?	Peru your point!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pest	Pest Who?	The pest things in life are free.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pettygil	Pettygil Who?	A Pettygil is like a melody.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pharaoh	Pharaoh Who?	Pharaoh enough.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pharaoh	Pharaoh Who?	Pharaoh way places.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Philippa	Philippa Who?	Philippa will you - I need a bath.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phillip	Phillip Who?	Phillip my glass will you please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phillip	Phillip Who?	Phillip the tank - we've got a long way to go.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phineas	Phineas Who?	Phineas thing happened on the way over here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phoebe	Phoebe Who?	Phoebe too expensive for me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phyllis	Phyllis Who?	Phyllis form out and return it to me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phyllis	Phyllis Who?	Phyllis in on the news, eh.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Phyllis	Phyllis Who?	Phyllis up a cup of water.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Picasso	Picasso Who?	Picasso you there's a song in my heart.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Picture	Picture Who?	Picture favourite flowers.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pig	Pig Who?	Pig up your feet or you'll twip.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pig	Pig Who?	Pig up your feet when you walk.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pikachu	Pikachu Who?	Peek at you, why would I do that?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ping Pong	Ping Pong Who?	"Ping pong, the witch is dead…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Piranha	Piranha Who?	"Piranha old gray bonnet."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pizza	Pizza Who?	Pizza that apple pie would be nice.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	P. King	P. King Who?	P. King duck.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Plate	Plate Who?	"Plate again, Sam…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Plato	Plato Who?	Plato fish and chips, please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Play Dough	Play Dough Who?	Play Dough - a famous Greek philosopher.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Plums	Plums Who?	Plums me that we'll always be friends!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Poker	Poker Who?	Poker Hontas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Poland	Poland Who?	Poland or rich country?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Police	Police Who?	Police answer the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Police	Police Who?	Police don't talk about me when I'm gone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Police	Police Who?	Police let us in; it's cold out here.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Police	Police Who?	"Police release me, let me go…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Police	Police Who?	Police stop telling me these dubm knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Police	Police Who?	Police tell me some knock knock joe-ks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Polly	Polly Who?	Polly-ease let me in - I'm freezing out here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Polly Warner	Polly Warner Who?	Polly Warner cracker?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pollyana	Pollyana Who?	Pollyanna bad kid when you get to know her.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Polyp	Polyp Who?	Polyp your socks - they're falling down.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Popeye	Popeye Who?	Popeye've got to have the car tonight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Psossibell	Psossibell Who?	"Nothing is imPossibell when you put your trust in God…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Possum	Possum Who?	Possum peace pipe!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Possum	Possum Who?	Possum ketchup on my burger.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pressure	Pressure Who?	Pressure shirt.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Preston	Preston Who?	Preston the doorbell, but it won't ring…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Prussia	Prussia Who?	Prussia cooker.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Psalm	Psalm Who?	"Psalm day my prince will come."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Psalm	Psalm Who?	"Psalm where over the rainbow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Punch	Punch Who?	Not me - I just got here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Pyjamas	Pyjamas Who?	Pyjamas around me and hold me tight.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Q	Q Who?	Thank Q very much!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Q.T.	Q.T. Who?	You're my one and only Q.T.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quacker	Quacker Who?	Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quaint	Quaint Who?	"Quaint nothing but a hound dog…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quake	Quake Who?	Quake up, you sleepyhead!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Que Sarah	Que Sarah Who?	"Que Sarah, Sarah, whatever wil be, will be…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quebec	Quebec Who?	Quebec to square one.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quebec	Quebec Who?	Quebec to the end of the line.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Queen	Queen Who?	Queen as a whistle.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Queen	Queen Who?	Queen up your room.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quiche	Quiche Who?	Quiche me, you fool.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Quiet Tina	Quiet Tina Who?	Quiet Tina courtroom - the monkey wants to speak!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	R	R Who?	Rrrrrrrrrrr, matey!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	R2	R2 Who?	R2 or not?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rabbit	Rabbit Who?	Rabbit up carefully - it's a present.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Racine	Racine Who?	Racine with the moon.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rad	Rad Who?	It's Rad that you're my Dad!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Radio	Radio Who?	Radio not, here I come!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raisin	Raisin Who?	Raisin a racket with all that noise.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raleigh	Raleigh Who?	Raleigh round the flag, boys.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ralph	Ralph Who?	Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! I'm a dog…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ramona	Ramona Who?	Ramona going to ask you one more time…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Randall	Randall Who?	Randall the way from the bus.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Randy	Randy Who?	Randy four-minute mile in less than three!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Randy	Randy Who?	Randy race.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Randy and Vanna	Randy and Vanna Who?	Randy race and Vanna medal.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ranger	Ranger Who?	Ranger clothes before leaving the men's room.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raoul	Raoul Who?	"Raoul out the barrel…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raoul	Raoul Who?	Raoul with the punches.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raptor	Raptor Who?	Raptor presents before Christmas!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rapture	Rapture Who?	Rapture presents with a large bow.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rapunzel	Rapunzel Who?	"Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rather	Rather Who?	Rather not come in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raul	Raul Who?	Raul out the barrel.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ray	Ray Who?	Ray-ders of the Lost Ark.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ray	Ray Who?	Ray-ning cats and dogs.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Raymond	Raymond Who?	Raymond me way to buy some sweets!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Razor	Razor Who?	Razor curtain and let the sun in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Razor	Razor Who?	Razor hands - this is a stick up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Reagan	Reagan Who?	Reagan maniac!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rector	Rector Who?	Rector car. Can I use your phone?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rectum	Rectum Who?	Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Red	Red Who?	Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Reddy	Reddy Who?	Reddy Teddy?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Reed	Reed Who?	Reed between the lines.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Reed	Reed Who?	Reed-turn to sender, address unknown!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rena	Rena Who?	Rena this bell doesn't do any good.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Renato	Renato Who?	Renato gas last night?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rene	Rene Who?	Rene the marathon!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Repeat	Repeat Who?	Who Who Who Who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Reverend	Reverend Who?	For Reverend ever I've been standing out here…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rhino	Rhino Who?	Rhino a dark, secluded place.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rhoda	Rhoda Who?	"Rho, Rho, Rho-da boat…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rhoda	Rhoda Who?	Rhoda dendron.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rhoda	Rhoda Who?	Rhoda horse last week.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rhonda	Rhonda Who?	Rhonda first base when you hit the ball.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rhonda	Rhonda Who?	You're Rhonda arrest!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rice	Rice Who?	Rice and shine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rich	Rich Who?	Rich way did he go?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ring	Ring Who?	Ringo round the roses!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ripon	Ripon Who?	Ripon up your welcome mat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rita	Rita Who?	Rita books instead of reading these dumb joe-ks? I don't think so!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roach	Roach Who?	Roach out and touch someone.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roach	Roach Who?	Roach you a letter but you didn't write back.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roald Dahl	Roald Dahl Who?	"Roald Dahl the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roberts	Roberts Who?	Roberts and burglars will rob you blind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Robin	Robin Who?	Robin da bank.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Robin	Robin Who?	Robin is against the law.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Robin	Robin Who?	Robin Peter to pay Paul.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Robin	Robin Who?	Robin you - hand over your money!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Robin	Robin Who?	Robin you - stick 'em up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Robin	Robin Who?	Robin your house.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rocco	Rocco Who?	Rocco round the clock.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rocky	Rocky Who?	"Rocky bye baby on the treet top..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roger	Roger Who?	Roger. Over and out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roland	Roland Who?	Roland in dough.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roland	Roland Who?	Roland stone gathers no moss.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rollin	Rollin Who?	"As we come rollin' rollin' home…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roman	Roman Who?	Roman around with nothing to do.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rome	Rome Who?	Rome is where the heart is.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Romeo and Juliet	Romeo and Juliet Who?	Romeo and Juliet the same thing - and died.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ron	Ron Who?	Ron dinnertime, give me a call.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ron D.	Ron D. Who?	Ron D. vu.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rona	Rona Who?	Rona boat is hard work.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Root	Root Who?	Root, root, root for the home team.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rosa	Rosa Who?	Rosa corn grow in a field.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rosina	Rosina Who?	Rosina vase!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rough	Rough Who?	"Rough to see the wizard."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Round	Round Who?	"Knock, knock, knocking a-Round…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rover	Rover Who?	It's all Rover between us.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roxanne	Roxanne Who?	Roxanne pebbles are in my shoes.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roxanne	Roxanne Who?	Roxanne your head or something?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Roxie	Roxie Who?	Roxie horrow picture show.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rubber	Rubber Who?	Rubber the wrong way and she'll smack you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rubber Duck	Rubber Duck Who?	"Rubber Duck dub - three men in a tub…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rufus	Rufus Who?	Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Rumania	Rumania Who?	Can't Rumania out here much longer, eh…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Russell	Russell Who?	Russell me up something to eat.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Russia	Russia Who?	Russia large pizza to this address.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Russia	Russia Who?	Russia through your meal and you'll be sick.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ruth	Ruth Who?	Ruth of the matter is!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ryan	Ryan Who?	Ryan you return my phone calls?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	S	S Who?	SOS
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	S-2	S-2 Who?	S-2 be a morning after.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saber	Saber Who?	Saber - she's drowning!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sabina	Sabina Who?	Sabina a long time since I've seen you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sacha	Sacha Who?	Sacha fuss.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saddam	Saddam Who?	Saddam and shut up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sadie	Sadie Who?	Sadie magic words and I'll let you in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sadie	Sadie Who?	Sadie Pledge of Allegiance.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sadie	Sadie Who?	Sadie ten times four twice.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sadie	Sadie Who?	Sadie word and I'll Eloise be your valentine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sadda	Sadda Who?	Saddam, and shut up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Safari	Safari Who?	Safari so good…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saffron	Saffron Who?	Saffron a chair and it collapsed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sagittarius	Sagittarius Who?	Sagittarius State Schultz.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sahara	Sahara Who?	Sahara you today?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saint	Saint Who?	Saint necessarily so.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Salada	Salada Who?	Salada bad knock knock joe-ks around here, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Salem	Salem Who?	Salem away for good - never have to see you again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sally	Sally Who?	Sally-brate the moments of your life!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sally	Sally Who?	Sally dance?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Salmon	Salmon Who?	"Salmon Janet evening, you will meet a stranger…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Salome	Salome Who?	Salome on rye with mustard.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sam	Sam Who?	Sam day you'll recognize me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sam	Sam Who?	Sam old story - boring!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sam	Sam Who?	Sam person who just knocked, silly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Samantha	Samantha Who?	Samantha fix the T.V.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sam and Janet	Sam and Janet Who?	"Sam and Janet evening, you will meet a stranger…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sammy	Sammy Who?	Sam-my or you in this picture?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Samoa	Samoa Who?	Samoa Ether bunnies!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Samoa	Samoa Who?	Samoa these joe-ks are real groaners!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Samovar	Samovar Who?	Samovar time you can be a real pest…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Samuel	Samuel Who?	Samuel be famous!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sancho	Sancho Who?	Sancho a letter, but you never answered…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sanctuary	Sanctuary Who?	Sanctuary much!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sandy	Sandy Who?	Sandy door - I just got a splinter!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sanitize	Sanitize Who?	Sanitize his reindeer to a sled.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sanity	Sanity Who?	Sanity Clause.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Santa Ana	Santa Ana Who?	Santa Ana coming to your house because you've been bad.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarah	Sarah Who?	Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarah	Sarah Who?	Sarah doorbell around here? I'm tired of knocking.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarah	Sarah Who?	Sarah extra key? I lost mine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarah	Sarah Who?	Sarah 'nother piece of pie?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarah	Sarah Who?	Sarah 'nother way in?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarah	Sarah Who?	Sarah reason you're not laughing?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarasota	Sarasota Who?	Sarasota in the fridge? I'm thirsty.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sari	Sari Who?	Sari - wrong number!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarong	Sarong Who?	Sarong number - dial again.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sarong and Sari	Sarong and Sari Who?	Sarong house - Sari…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sascha	Sascha Who?	Sascha lot of questions!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sasha	Sasha Who?	Sasha fuss!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Satellite	Satellite Who?	Satellite in the window - one if yes, two if no…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Satin	Satin Who?	Who Satin my chair, eh?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saturn	Saturn Who?	Saturnday Night Fever!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saul	Saul Who?	Just me - that's Saul.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saul	Saul Who?	Saul Greek to me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saul	Saul Who?	Saul over town that you won't open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Saul	Saul Who?	Saul the King's horses and all the King's men…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sauna	Sauna Who?	"Sauna clear day you can see forever…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Savannah	Savannah Who?	Savannah you going to open this door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sawyer	Sawyer Who?	Sawyer picture in the paper.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Says	Says Who?	Says me, that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Schachter	Schachter Who?	Schachter Ripper - feel like cutting up?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Schatzi	Schatzi Who?	Schatzi way the ball bounces!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Schenectady	Schenectady Who?	Schenectady plug to the socket…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Schick	Schick Who?	I'm Schick as a dog…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Schipa	Schipa Who?	Schipa rope.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Schubert	Schubert Who?	Schubert I can!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scissor	Scissor Who?	Scissor and Cleopatra.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scissors	Scissors Who?	Scissors lovely way to spend the evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scold	Scold Who?	Scold enough to know better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scold	Scold Who?	Scold outside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scott	Scott Who?	Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scott	Scott Who?	"Scott the whole world in his hands."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scott	Scott Who?	Scott to be the morning after…
Scratch Scratch…	Who's There?	M-2	M-2 Who?	M-2 weak to knock knock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scrantoknow	Scrantoknow Who?	Scrantoknow you're appreciated.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Scully	Scully Who?	Scully wag!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Séance	Séance Who?	Séance fiction.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seashell	Seashell Who?	"Seashell have music wherever she goes…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sebastion	Sebastion Who?	Sebastion of the community.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sedimentary	Sedimentary Who?	Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Senior	Senior Who?	Senior ad in the paper.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Senior	Senior Who?	Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sensuous	Sensuous Who?	Sensuous such a nice person, I wish you a happy birthday.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seoul	Seoul Who?	Seoul food.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seiko	Seiko Who?	"Seiko and ye shall find…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seminole	Seminole Who?	"Seminole cowhand from the Rio Grande…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Senior	Senior Who?	Senior through the peephole, so I know you're in there!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Serbia	Serbia Who?	Serbia yourself.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seth	Seth Who?	Seth me, that's who!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seville	Seville Who?	Seville you play with me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sew	Sew Who?	Sew what else is new?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seymour	Seymour Who?	Seymour and Howe ('lively' Vancouver, B.C. interesection, eh!)
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seymour	Seymour Who?	Seymour if you open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Seymour	Seymour Who?	Seymour monkeys at the zoo.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sharon	Sharon Who?	Sharon share alike!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sheik	Sheik Who?	Sheik and you shall find.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sheila	Sheila Who?	"Sheila be coming round the mountain when she comes…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sheila	Sheila Who?	Sheila-ves to play piano.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shelby	Shelby Who?	"Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shelby	Shelby Who?	Shelby take a walk?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherbert	Sherbert Who?	Sherbert Forest - where Robin Hood lived.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherlock	Sherlock Who?	Sherlock your door! Someone could break in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherry	Sherry Who?	Sherry dance?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherry	Sherry Who?	Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherwood	Sherwood Who?	Sherwood like a cold drink!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherwood	Sherwood Who?	Sherwood like to come in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sherwood	Sherwood Who?	Sherwood like to meet you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shirley	Shirley Who?	"Shirley goodness and mercy will follow me…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shirley	Shirley Who?	Shirley you know my name!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shirley	Shirley Who?	Shirley you must know me by now!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shirley	Shirley Who?	Stop calling me Shirley!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shirley M.	Shirley M. Who?	Shirley M. glad to say goodbye to you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shoe	Shoe Who?	Shoe me the way to go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shoe Buckle	Shoe Buckle Who?	Shoe Buckle up your seat belt?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shoes	Shoes Who?	Shoes me - did I step on your foot?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shoes	Shoes Who?	Shoes me - I must have knocked on the wrong door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Shore	Shore Who?	Shore would like a burger right now.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Siam	Siam Who?	Siam your old pal.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Siamese	Siamese Who?	Siamese-y to please.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sicily	Sicily Who?	Sicily question!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sid	Sid Who?	Sid down and be quiet.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sid	Sid Who?	Sid down - you're rocking the boat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sigrid	Sigrid Who?	Sigrid Service - open up!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simi	Simi Who?	Come up and Simi sometime.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simmer	Simmer Who?	"Simmer time and the living is easy…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simms	Simms Who?	Simms like I'm always knocking on doors.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simms	Simms Who?	Simms like old times.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simon	Simon Who?	S'imon love with a wonderful guy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simon	Simon Who?	Simon the dotted line…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Simon	Simon Who?	"Smon the mood for love…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sinatra	Sinatra Who?	Sin-atra be a law.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sinatra	Sinatra Who?	Sinatra the cough that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sinbad	Sinbad Who?	Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sincerely	Sincerely Who?	Sincerely this morning I've been listening to knock knock joe-ks…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Singapore	Singapore Who?	Singapore song or a rich song.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sir	Sir Who?	Sir-prize!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sis	Sis Who?	Sis any way to treat a friend?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sizzle	Sizzle Who?	Sizzle be my shining hour.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sizzle	Sizzle Who?	Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Slate	Slate Who?	Slate - better get to bed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Slater	Slater Who?	Slater than you think.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Slipper	Slipper Who?	Careful - it's Slipper-y outside!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Skit	Skit Who?	Skit this show on the road.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snake	Snake Who?	"Snake me out to the ball game."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sneer	Sneer Who?	Sneer and yet so far.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snow	Snow Who?	"Snow business like show business."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snow	Snow Who?	Snow use talking to you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Soda	Soda Who?	So - da you like knock kncok joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snow	Snow Who?	Snowbody but me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snow	Snow Who?	Snow one here but me…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snow	Snow Who?	Snow use - I've forgotten my key again!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Snow	Snow Who?	Snow use using the doorbell - it's broken!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Soda	Soda Who?	Soda you want me to write you a letter?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sol	Sol Who?	Sol there is, there ain't no more.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sole	Sole Who?	Sole new ball game.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Solo	Solo Who?	Solo, I can't reach the doorbell.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Somber	Somber Who?	"Somber over the rainbow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sombrero	Sombrero Who?	"Sombrer-over the rainbow…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sonata	Sonata Who?	Sonata such a big deal.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sondheim	Sondheim Who?	Sondheim soon.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sonia	Sonia Who?	Sonia be another year older!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sonia	Sonia Who?	Sonia paper moon…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sonia	Sonia Who?	Sonia shanty in ol' shanty town.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sony	Sony Who?	Sony a paper moon.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sony	Sony Who?	Sony me knocking.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sony and Toshiba	Sony and Toshiba Who?	Sony me - waiting Toshiba!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Soup	Soup Who?	Souperman!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spain	Spain Who?	S'pain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spank	Spank Who?	Spank you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spell	Spell Who?	W...H...O!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spider	Spider Who?	Spider what everyone says, I like you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spider	Spider Who?	You tried to hide her but I spied her.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spillane	Spillane Who?	Spillane that knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spin	Spin Who?	Spin a long time since we met.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Spock	Spock Who?	Spock louder!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stacey	Stacey Who?	Stacey'ted until the bus stops.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stalin	Stalin Who?	Stalin for time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stan	Stan Who?	Stan back, I think I'm going to sneeze!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stan	Stan Who?	Stan back - I'm knocking the door down!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stan	Stan Who?	"Stan by your man…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stan	Stan Who?	Stan up and be counted.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stanton	Stanton Who?	Stanton here answering questions is no fun.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stark	Stark Who?	Stark in here - turn on the light!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Statue	Statue Who?	Statue in there?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Statue	Statue Who?	Statue that laughed a minute ago?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Statue	Statue Who?	Statue or someone else?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Statue	Statue Who?	Statue? This is me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Steel	Steel Who?	I'm steel waiting for you to open the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stefan	Stefan Who?	Stefan it quick before it bites me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stefan	Stefan Who?	"Stefan out with my baby."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stella	Stella Who?	I'm Stella here - let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stella	Stella Who?	Stella no answer at the door…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stella	Stella Who?	Stella the night.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stella	Stella Who?	Stella want to go home.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stella	Stella Who?	Stella waters run deep.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stencil	Stencil Who?	Stencil - there's a bee on your nose!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stepfather	Stepfather Who?	One stepfather and I'll let you have it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stephen	Stephen Who?	Stephen my toe and I'll holler.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stephen	Stephen Who?	Stephen out with my baby.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stephen	Stephen Who?	Stephen the gas.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stopwatch	Stopwatch Who?	Stopwatch you're doing and get over here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stu	Stu Who?	Stu close for comfort.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stu	Stu Who?	Stu darn hot.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stu	Stu Who?	Stu late now.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stu	Stu Who?	Stu late to ask questions.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Stu	Stu Who?	Stu marvelous for words.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Succumb	Succumb Who?	Succumb up and see me sometime.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sue	Sue Who?	Don't ask me - I'm not a lawyer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sue	Sue Who?	Sure-prise - it's me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sue	Sue Who?	Sue whomever you want.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Suede	Suede Who?	"Suede down south in Dixie."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sultan	Sultan Who?	Sultan pepper!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sum Ting	Sum Ting Who?	Sum Ting wong with my knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sumatra	Sumatra Who?	What's Sumatra with you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Summer	Summer Who?	Summer chosen, summer not.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Summer	Summer Who?	Summer my best friends go to that school.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Summertime	Summertime Who?	Summertime you can be a big pest!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Summons	Summons Who?	Summons to watch over me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Surly	Surly Who?	Surly in the morning - go back to bed.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Suture	Suture Who?	Suture self.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sven	Sven Who?	Sven are you going to come up and surrender?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sven	Sven Who?	Sven Brides for Seven Brothers!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Swann	Swann Who?	"Just Swann of those things…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Swarm	Swarm Who?	Swarm in the summer and scold in the winter.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Swatter	Swatter Who?	"Swatter difference a day makes."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Swatter	Swatter Who?	Swatter you complaining about now?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Swede	Swede Who?	Swede smell of success!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sweden	Sweden Who?	Sweden my tea with two lumps of sugar.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sweden	Sweden Who?	Sweden sour pork - my favourite Chinese meal.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sweden	Sweden Who?	Sweden the coffee.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Swedish	Swedish Who?	Ida, Swedish apple cider.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Switch	Switch Who?	Switch craft.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sy	Sy Who?	Sycho.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sybil	Sybil Who?	Sybil Simon met a pieman…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sybil	Sybil Who?	Sybil War!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Sycamore	Sycamore Who?	Sycamore knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Synanon	Synanon Who?	Synanon my salary isn't easy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	T	T Who?	Care for some orange pekoe T?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tad	Tad Who?	Tad old black magic.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tad	Tad Who?	Tad's all folks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tail	Tail Who?	Tail all your friends this knock knock joe-k!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Taint	Taint Who?	Taint over till it's over.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Taipei	Taipei Who?	My blood is Taipei.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Taipei	Taipei Who?	Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Taiwan	Taiwan Who?	Taiwan to be happy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tally	Tally Who?	Are you a fox hunter?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tamara	Tamara Who?	Tamara is another day.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tamara	Tamara Who?	Tamara the world!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tamara	Tamara Who?	Not tonight - Tamara would be better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tammany	Tammany Who?	Tammany cooks spoil the broth.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tank	Tank Who?	You're welcome!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tanks	Tanks Who?	"Tanks for the memories."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tanya	Tanya Who?	Tanya come out and play?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tara	Tara Who?	Tara-ra boom-de-ay!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Targets	Targets Who?	Targets on my shoes when I walk on new asphalt.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tariq	Tariq Who?	Tariq of perfume.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tarragon	Tarragon Who?	Tarragon with the wind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tarzan	Tarzan Who?	Tarzan feather 'em.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tarzan	Tarzan Who?	Tarzan stripes forever!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tasmania	Tasmania Who?	Tasmania slip between the cup and the lip.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Taurus	Taurus Who?	Taurus closed on my foot - Ouch!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Taylor	Taylor Who?	Taylor I can't make it.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Teddy	Teddy Who?	Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Teheran	Teheran Who?	Teheran up the road.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Telly	Telly Who?	Telly your friend to come out.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tennessee	Tennessee Who?	Tennessee is played at Wimbledon.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tennessee	Tennessee Who?	Tennessee you later?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tennis	Tennis Who?	Tennis five plus five.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tennis	Tennis Who?	Tennis larger than nine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tennis	Tennis Who?	Tennis-see!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Teresa	Teresa Who?	Teresa bell on your bicycle.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Teresa	Teresa Who?	Teresa green.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Termite	Termite Who?	Termite's the night!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Terrain	Terrain Who?	"Terrain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Terrify	Terrify Who?	Terrify tissue?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tex	Tex Who?	Tex two to tango.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Texas	Texas Who?	Texas a long time to get together.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Texas	Texas Who?	Texas are getting higher every year.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thaddeus	Thaddeus Who?	Thaddeus the silliest thing.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thaddeus	Thaddeus Who?	To be or not to be, Thaddeus the question.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thames	Thames Who?	Thames da breaks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thatch	Thatch Who?	Bless You.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thatcher	Thatcher Who?	Thatcher could get away with it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thatcher	Thatcher Who?	"Thatcher falling star and put it in your pocket…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thatcher	Thatcher Who?	Thatcher idea of a joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thayer	Thayer Who?	Thayer thorry and I won't tell the teacher!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thayer	Thayer Who?	Thayer thorry and I won't throw thisth pie in your face!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thayer	Thayer Who?	Thayer thorry or I'll tell Mom!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	The Ants Are	The Ants Are Who?	"The Ants Are, my friend, is blowing in the wind…'
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thea	Thea Who?	Thea later, alligator!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thee	Thee Who?	"Thee old gray mare…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thelma	Thelma Who?	Thelma, Pretty Maiden, are there any more at home like you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thelma	Thelma Who?	Thelma your soul.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thelonius	Thelonius Who?	Thelonius kid in town.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theodore	Theodore Who?	Theodore got slammed on my nose!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theodore	Theodore Who?	Theodore is stuck and it won't open.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theodore	Theodore Who?	Theodore wasn't open so I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theonie	Theonie Who?	Theonie trouble with your face is that it shows!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theophilus	Theophilus Who?	Theophilus person I ever met is you…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theresa	Theresa Who?	Theresa crowd.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theresa	Theresa Who?	Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theresa	Theresa Who?	Theresa nothing like a good knock knock joe-k ,eh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Therese	Therese Who?	Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thermos	Thermos Who?	Thermos be a better knock knock joe-k than this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thermos	Thermos Who?	Thermos be a better way.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Theron	Theron Who?	Theronheit or Centigrade - I always get mixed up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thesis	Thesis Who?	Thesis a recording.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thesis	Thesis Who?	Thesis a stickup.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Think	Think Who?	Think or thwim.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	Thistle almost be the last knock knock joe-k…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	Thistle be the last time I knock on your door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	Thistle do until dinner's ready.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	Thistle make you feel better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	Thistle make you whistle.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	"Thistle man came rolling home."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thistle	Thistle Who?	Thistle teach you not to ask silly questions!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thomas	Thomas Who?	Thomas money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thomas	Thomas Who?	Thomas of the essence.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thor	Thor Who?	Ants! Thor all over the walls!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thor	Thor Who?	Thor from head to toe.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thumb	Thumb Who?	Thumb enchanted evening.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thumb	Thumb Who?	Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thumb	Thumb Who?	Thumb times I just don't know about you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thumping	Thumping Who?	Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thumping	Thumping Who?	Thumping wrong over there.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thunder	Thunder Who?	It's thunder the bed!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Thurston	Thurston Who?	Thurston and hungerin'.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tibet	Tibet Who?	Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tibet	Tibet Who?	You want Tibet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tick	Tick Who?	Tick 'em up. I'm a tig tad towboy!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tijuana	Tijuana Who?	Tijuana play some baseball later?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tijuana	Tijuana Who?	Tijuana ride my bike?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tim	Tim Who?	Tim-ber!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tinker	Tinker Who?	Tinker Bell is out of order.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tire	Tire Who?	"Tire yellow ribbon round the old oak tree…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tis	Tis Who?	Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tissue	Tissue Who?	Tissue were here - miss you!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tissues	Tissues Who?	I'm dealing with a lot of sensitive Tissues.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Titan	Titan Who?	Titan your seat belt.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Titus	Titus Who?	Titus a drum.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Titus	Titus Who?	Titus string around your finger so you won't forget to open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toad	Toad Who?	Toad you before, but you forgot…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toast	Toast Who?	"Toast were the days, my friend!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tobacco	Tobacco Who?	Tobacco your car you have to put it in reverse!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tobias	Tobias Who?	Are you going Tobias more knock knock books?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tobias	Tobias Who?	No need Tobias more knock knock books - we've got joe-ks.com!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tobias	Tobias Who?	Tobias you need a lot of money.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toboggan	Toboggan Who?	Don't try Toboggan with me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toby	Toby Who?	Toby continued…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toby	Toby Who?	"Toby, or not to be. That is the question!"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toledo	Toledo Who?	It's easy Toledo horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tolkien	Tolkien Who?	Tolkiens get you on the subway.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tom Sawyer	Tom Sawyer Who?	Tom Sawyer underwear!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tom Thumb	Tom Thumb Who?	It'th time thumbbody opened thith door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toodle	Toodle Who?	Bye, bye.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toodle	Toodle Who?	"Skip Toodle-oo, my darling…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toothache	Toothache Who?	"Toothache the high road and I'll take the low road…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toothy	Toothy Who?	Toothy - the day after Monday.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Topeka	Topeka Who?	Don't open the door. I like Topeka through keyholes…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Topol	Topol Who?	"On Topol Old Smokey…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Torch	Torch Who?	Torch you'd never ask!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toronto	Toronto Who?	Have Toronto the store - need anything?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toronto	Toronto Who?	Toronto be a law against knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toucan	Toucan Who?	Toucan play at this game!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toulouse	Toulouse Who?	Want Toulouse ten ugly pounds? Cut off your head…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Toyota	Toyota Who?	Toyota be a law against such awful joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	T. Rex	T. Rex Who?	T. Rex your appetite more than coffee.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Trees	Trees Who?	Trees a crowd.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Trigger	Trigger Who?	Trigger treat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Trio	Trio Who?	Trio clock in the morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tripoli	Tripoli Who?	Tripoli play!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Trixie	Trixie Who?	Trixie couldn't do because he was a bad magician.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Troy	Troy Who?	Troy as I may, I can't reach the bell…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Trudy	Trudy Who?	Can I come Trudy window? The door is stuck.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Truffle	Truffle Who?	Truffle with you is that you are so shy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tsongas	Tsongas Who?	Tsongas you're here, let's tell some knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tulsa	Tulsa Who?	Tulsa story, please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tuna	Tuna Who?	Tuna piano and it'll sound better.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tuna	Tuna Who?	You know how hard it is to tuna fish?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tunis	Tunis Who?	Tunis company; three's a crowd.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turin	Turin Who?	Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turkey	Turkey Who?	Turkey, open the door!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turner	Turner Who?	Turner round - I can't stand your face.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turner	Turner Who?	Turner round - you look better from the back!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turnip	Turnip Who?	Turnip the heat - it's cold in here!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turnip	Turnip Who?	Turnip the radio please!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Turnip	Turnip Who?	Turnip the volume - I can't hear the words.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Twain	Twain Who?	Twain on track nine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Twain	Twain Who?	Twain your dog to do tricks.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Twig	Twig Who?	Twig or tweat!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Two Badgers	Two Badgers Who?	Two Badgers got a chip on your shoulder!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Twyla	Twyla Who?	Twyla light of the Gods!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Typhoid	Typhoid Who?	Typhoid you were looking for me.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tyrone	Tyrone Who?	Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Tyson	Tyson Who?	Tyson of this on for size!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U	U Who?	U gotta love these knock knock joe-ks!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U-8	U-8 Who?	U-8 my lunch.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	UB40	UB40 Who?	UB40 today - Happy birthday!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U-Boat	U-Boat Who?	U-Boat can play with me today.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U-Boat	U-Boat Who?	U-Boat me a present?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	UCI	UCI Who?	UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Udall	Udall Who?	Udall know if you opened the door.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uganda	Uganda Who?	Uganda come to my party?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uganda	Uganda Who?	Uganda get away with this!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uganda	Uganda Who?	Uganda never guess!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uma	Uma Who?	"Uma darling Clementine…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Unawares	Unawares Who?	Unawares what you put on first thing each morning.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Underwear	Underwear Who?	I underwear my momma is?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Underwear	Underwear Who?	Underwear my baby is tonight?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uneeda	Uneeda Who?	Uneeda haircut.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Unicorn	Unicorn Who?	Unicorn-iest guy I ever met.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Unit	Unit Who?	Unit a lovely sweater.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Unite	Unite Who?	Unite a person, you call him Sir.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Unity	Unity Who?	Unity sweater for me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uno	Uno Who?	If you don't know, who does?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Upton	Upton Who?	Upton girl looking for a downtown man.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Upton	Upton Who?	Upton no good, as usual…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Upton	Upton Who?	Upton Sesame.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U.R.	U.R. Who?	U.R.A.Q.T. Would you be my Valentine?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Ural	Ural Who?	Ural washed up, kid!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Urchin	Urchin Who?	Urchin is pointy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Urdo	Urdo Who?	She don't, but her sister Urdu.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uriah	Uriah Who?	Keep Uriah on the ball…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Urologist	Urologist Who?	Urologist a bunch of nuts.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Uruguay	Uruguay Who?	You go Uruguay and I'll go mine.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Usher	Usher Who?	Usher wish you'd let me in!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Utah	Utah Who?	Utah-old me to knock!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Utah	Utah Who?	Utah sight, Utah mind.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Utah - Nevada	Utah - Nevada Who?	Utah - Nevada guessed if I didn't tell you.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U Thant	U Thant Who?	U Thant lay me if you don't pay me!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Utica	Utica Who?	Utica second piece of cake?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Utica	Utica Who?	Utica the high road and I'll take the low road.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	U-Turn	U-Turn Who?	U-Turn my legs to jelly!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Valencia	Valencia Who?	Valencia dollar, will you pay it back?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Value	Value Who?	Value be my Valentine?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vampire	Vampire Who?	Vampire state building.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Van Bell	Van Bell Who?	I-Van the terri-Bell.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Van Gogh	Van Gogh Who?	Ready - set - Van Gogh!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vanilla	Vanilla Who?	Vanilla call a doctor?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vanna	Vanna Who?	Vanna go to the movies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vanna	Vanna Who?	You Vanna medal for this knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vassar	Vassar Who?	Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vassar	Vassar Who?	Vassar matter with you?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vaughan	Vaughan Who?	Vaughan day my prince will come!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Veal	Veal Who?	Veal see about that, von't ve?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Veal chop	Veal chop Who?	Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vendor	Vendor Who?	"Vendor red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venice	Venice Who?	Venice lunch?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venice	Venice Who?	Venice these knock knock joe-ks going to stop?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venice	Venice Who?	Venice your mother coming home?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venue	Venue Who?	Venue old wedding ring was new.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venue	Venue Who?	"Venue wish upon a star…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venus	Venus Who?	Venus see you, I feel sick.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Venus	Venus Who?	Venus you going to open the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vera	Vera Who?	Vera few people think these joe-ks are funny.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vera	Vera Who?	Vera hat. It's cold outside.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vera	Vera Who?	Vera interesting!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Verdi	Verdi Who?	Verdi boys are.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Verdi	Verdi Who?	Verdi you get the best pizza in town?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Verdi	Verdi Who?	Verdi wave goes, so goes the surfer.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vet	Vet Who?	Vet kind of door is this - you can't afford a bell?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vi	Vi Who?	"Vi do fools fall in love?"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Victor	Victor Who?	Victor his pants on the fence.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vilma	Vilma Who?	Vilma frog turn into a prince?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vince	Vince Who?	Vince some, lose some.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vine	Vine Who?	Vine and dandy.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Viola	Viola Who?	Viola fuss - I'm only five minutes late?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Violet	Violet Who?	Violet myself make these groaner joe-ks>
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Violet	Violet Who?	Violet the cat out of the bag?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Violin	Violin Who?	Violin your neighbourhood, I thought I'd say Hello…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Viper	Viper Who?	Viper hands - they're still wet.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Virus	Virus Who?	Virus you always telling stupid knock knock joe-ks?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vision	Vision Who?	Vision you would let me in.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vitamin	Vitamin Who?	Vitamin in for a party!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Vonce	Vonce Who?	Vonce upon a time…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Voodoo	Voodoo Who?	Voodoo something to me?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Voodoo	Voodoo Who?	Voodoo you think you are?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	W	W Who?	Move it! On the W!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Waco and El Paso	Waco and El Paso Who?	If I can stay Waco for the test, I think El Paso.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Waddle	Waddle Who?	Waddle you give me if I go away?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wade	Wade Who?	"Wade down upon the Swanee River..."
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wade	Wade Who?	Wade till next time.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wade	Wade Who?	Wade up little Susie!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wadsworth	Wadsworth Who?	Wadsworth it to you if I go away?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wah	Wah Who?	You don't have to get so excited about it!
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Waiter	Waiter Who?	Wait, her dress is unbuttoned.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Waiter	Waiter Who?	Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Waiter	Waiter Who?	"Waiter till the sun shines, Nellie…"
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Waiver	Waiver Who?	Waiver hands in the air.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wallaby	Wallaby Who?	Wallaby in trouble if I keep knocking on the door?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Walrus	Walrus Who?	Why you Walrus ask silly questions?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Walter	Walter Who?	Walter wall carpet.
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanamaker	Wanamaker Who?	Wanamaker bet?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanamaker	Wanamaker Who?	Wanamaker mud pie?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanda	Wanda Who?	Wanda be my Valentine?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanda	Wanda Who?	Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanda	Wanda Who?	Wanda hear another knock knock joe-k?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanda	Wanda Who?	Wanda make something out of it?
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanda	Wanda Who?	Wanda tell me the password? It's cold out here…
Knock Knock…	Who's There?	Wanda	Wanda Who?	Wanda why