Crack Spackle – The First Name in Butt Concealment (2.4M)
Is your canyon open to yodeling? How to make your crack look like your back...
Embarrassing butt cleavage?
You try to keep your pants up but they just won’t stay!
Well that won’t ever happen again if you use Crack Spackle!
The amazing new product that makes your crack look just like your back…
Just pack the compound into the crevice, smooth the surface,
blow dry - and you’re ready to go!
Made from space-age polymers and waterproof resins,
Crack Spackle allows you to lead a full & active lifestyle!
Crack Spackle is odourless and comes in a variety of colours to match any ass!
And Crack Spackle is easily removed so no-one has to know your secret...
So throw away those belts because whether you’re on the job or on the run…
If your canyon’s open to yodeling, Crack Spackle’s got your back!
Available in regular and Oprah-size from Meyerson’s –
The first name in butt concealment!
Available in fine stores everywhere...