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My Cubicle  (2.6M)


Spoof of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

“My Cubicle”  (spoof lyrics)
My job is stupid, my day’s a bore,
Inside this office from Eight ‘til Four
Where nothin’ ever happens, my life is pretty bland,
Pretending that I’m working, pray I don’t get canned.

My Cubicle, My Cubicle,
It’s one of Sixty Two;
It’s my small space in a crowded place,
Just a six-by-six board room
And I hate it, that’s the truth.

Well, I give a sigh as the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye;
And I really should work but instead
I just sit here and surf the internet.

In My Cubicle, My Cubicle,
It doesn’t have a view.
It’s my small space in a crowded place…
I sit in solitude…
And sometimes I sit here nude.
 



“You're Beautiful” by James Blunt  (original lyrics)
My life is brilliant...
My life is brilliant, my love is pure
I saw an angel, of that I'm sure
She smiled at me on the subway
She was with another man
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful,
You're beautiful - it's true;
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yes, she caught my heart as I walked on by
She could see from my face that I was flying high
And I don't think that I'll see her again
But we shared a moment that will last to the end.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful,
You're beautiful - it's true;
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful, you're beautiful,
You're beautiful - it's true;
There must be an angel with a smile on her face
When she thought up that I should be with you...
But it's time to face the truth -
I will never be with you.


see also  “Weird Al Day”   Sudoku Puzzle
Weird Al's   Amish Paradise

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