Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon  (2.0M)



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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


see also  Fishing  Section
Chinookie
Fish Diet Meal
Fish Farm
Fish Walker
Frozen Fish
King Salmon Meal
Salmon Bikini
Salmon-chanted Evening
Salmon Street
Sockeye Salmon
Talking Salmon
Wayne’s Fish

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17-Sep-2019