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School’s Automated Answering Service (1.5M)
The ultimate school answering-machine message
“Hello, you’ve reached the Automated Answering Service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all options before making your selection.
To lie about why your child is absent, press 1;
To make excuses for why your child did not do his homework, press 2;
To complain about what we do, press 3;
To cuss out staff members, press 4;
To ask why you didn’t get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter,
and several bulletins mailed to you, press 5;
If you want us to raise your child, press 6;
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, press 7;
To request another teacher for the third time this year, press 8;
To complain about bus transportation, press 9;
To complain about school lunches, press 0.
If you realize this is the real world, and your child must be accountable for
his or her own behaviour, classwork, homework -
and its not the teacher’s fault for your child or children’s lack of effort,
Thank You and have a nice day!”
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