Oxymorons
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Oxymoron:
A figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction

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Absolutely unsure - Abundant poverty - Accidentally on purpose - Accurate estimate - Accurate horoscope - Accurate rumors - Accurate stereotype - Act naturally - Active retirement - Actual reenactment - Acute apathy - Acute dullness - Adult children - Advanced BASIC - Advanced beginner - Affirmative action - Affordable housing - Aggressive sensitivity - Agree to disagree - Airline food - All alone - All natural artificial flavour - Almost candid - Almost done - Almost exactly - Almost pregnant - Almost ready - Almost safe - Almost surprised - Alone in a crowd - Alone together - Altogether separate - Amateur expert - American beer - Amicable divorce - Among the first - Amtrak schedule - Anarchy rules - Angry patient - Anticipating the unanticipated - Anti-missile missile - Anxious patient - Apathetic interest - Approximate solution - Approximately equal - Arms limitation - Army intelligence - Arrogant humility - Artificial grass - Art student - Artificial intelligence - Assistant supervisor - Astronomically small - Athletic scholarship - Aunt Jemima Light - Auto pilot - Authentic replica - Authentic reproduction - Authoritarian anarchy - Awfully good - Awfully nice

Baby giant - Baby grand (piano) - Bad health - Bad luck - Bad sport - Balanced insanity - Balding hair - Ball club - Baggy tights - Bankrupt millionaire - Barely dressed - Bass guitar - Battle ready - Beginning Finnish - Bureaucratic efficiencies - Benevolent despot - Better than new - Beyond infinity - Big baby - Big detail - Big sip - Big town - Bigger half - Bingeing on moderation - Bipartisan cooperation - Bird dog - Birth control - Bitter sweet - Black gold (crude oil) - Black light - Black Russian - Blameless culprit - Bland spice - Blind eye - Blind viewer - Blue rose - Blurry vision - Boneless ribs - Books on tape - Border control - Boring entertainment - Born dead - Boxing ring - Brave wimp - Brief speech - Brief survey - Bright night - Bright shade - Brilliantly dull - Budget deficit - Bug fix - Bug-free software - Build down - Bull riding - Buried alive - Burning cold - Business casual - Business ethics - Butt head

Cafeteria food - Calculated error - Calm storm - Calm wind - Camping resort - Canadian bacon - Canned fresh - Cardinal sin - Casual chic - Casual dress - Casual formality - Casual intimacy - Casual sex - Casually concerned - Catfish - Cautiously optimistic - Cavalier concern - Center around - Certain risk - Certainly unsure - Chaotic organization - Cheap gas - Cheerful pessimist - Cheerful undertaker - Cheerfully cynical - Cheese steak - Childproof - Chilling fever - Civil disobedience - Civil servant - Civil strife - Civil War - Civilized warfare - Classic new homes - Classic rock & roll - Clean air - Clean coal - Clean litter - Clean oil - Clean toilet - Clear as mud - Clearly ambiguous - Clearly confused - Clearly misunderstood - Clever fool - Click the start button to shut down - Climb down - Clogged drain - Close distance - Cluster bomb - Co-ed fraternity - Cold fever - Cold hotdog - Cold sweat - Cold toast - Colourless kaleidoscope - Combative apology - Comedic tragedy - Comfortable neckbrace - Commercial art - Committee decision - Common abnormality - Comparatively unique - Complete separation - Completed research - Completed website - Completely destroyed - Component parts - Compulsory volunteers - Computer jock - Computer security - Conciliation court - Concrete pad - Confident fear - Conscripted volunteer - Conservative liberal - Considerate boss - Consistent discrepancies - Consistent uncertainties - Consistently inconsistent - Conspicuously absent - Constant change - Constant variable - Constructive ambiguity - Constructive attitude - Constructive criticism - Contra aid - Controlled enthusiasm - Controlled skeptic - Convenience store - Conventional wisdom - Convoluted simplicity - Corporate conscience - Corporate culture - Council action - Countless numbers - Cowardly lion - Crash landing - Creative destruction - Criminal cop - Criminal justice - Crisis management - Critical acclaim - Cruel kindness - Current history - Curved line

Daily special - Dangerously safe - Dark day - Dark light - Dark victory - Dead livestock - Dead right - Deaf listener - Deafening silence - Death benefits - Debugged program - Defensive strike - Deficit spending - Definite maybe - Degradable plastic - Deliberate mistake - Deliberately thoughtless - Delicious torment - Demanding patient - Democratic leadership - Deregulation Law - Designer jeans - Desktop publishing - Detailed summary - Develish angel - Devout atheist - Diet donuts (favourite of the Joe-kster!) - Diet ice cream - Different pattern - Dim light - Diminished confidence - Diminishing growth - Diminuitive giants - Dimwit - Direct circumvention - Disaster preparedness - Discretionary rules - Disposable income - Distant relative - Divided unity - Dodge Ram - Doing nothing - Dollar value - Domestic bliss - Doorstop - Double solitaire - Drawing a blank - Dress pants - Dressy casual - Droning silence - Dry beer - Dry creek - Dry humour - Dry ice - Dry lake - Dry martini - Dry pond - Dry snow - Dry wine - Dull acupuncturists - Dull knife - Dull roar - Dull shine - Dying is a part of your life - Dynamic monotone - Dynamic stability

Easy labour (childbirth) - Easy payments - Easy task - Educated guess - Elected king - Elementary calculus - Elevated subway - Elite rabble - Energetic exhaustion - Enough time - Enormously small - Enthusiastic indifference - Environmental bumper sticker - Equal opportunity - Equally diverse - Escaped inmate - Eschew obfuscation - Essential luxury - Essential service - Eternal life - Ethical hackers - Ethnic cleansing - Evaporated milk - Even odds - Evolutionary fact - Exact estimate - Exciting Cricket Match - Executive decision - Expect the unexpected - Expected serendipity - Expected surprise - Explicit innuendo - Explicitly ambiguous - Express bus - Express line - Express mail - Expressive silence - Extended deadline - Extensive briefing - Extinct life form - Extra money - Extra ordinary - Extra money - Extra time - Extremely average - Extremely bland - Extremely neutral - Eyes wide shut

Fail safe - Fair reporting - Fairly accurate - Fairly explicit - Fairly obvious - Fallout shelter - False fact - False hope - Farewell reception - Fast food - Fatally injured - Federal budget - Fiber glass - Fighting for peace - Filing system - Final conclusion - Final Destination 2 (movie) - Final version - Finally again - Fine mess - Firm estimate - Firm pillow - First annual - First conclusions - First deadline - First string-secondary - First-strike defense - Fish farm - Flexible ethics - Floating to the bottom - Flood control - Floppy disk - Flurry of inactivity - Flying fish - Foolproof instructions - Football scholarship - Foreign national - Former native - Forward back - Found missing - Free election - Free gift - Free love - Free trade - Free with purchase - Freezer burn - Fresh dried fruit - Fresh from concentrate - Fresh frozen - Fresh prunes - Fresh raisins - Fresh yogurt - Fried roast - Friendly argument - Friendly competitor - Friendly divorce - Friendly fire - Friendly takeover - Friendly war - Frightening comfort - Front end - Frozen food - Frugal gourmet - Full service - Full-time hobby - Fun run - Functional illiterate - Future history - Fuzzy logic

Genuine imitation - Gentle turbulence - Gentleman bandit - Genuine fake - Giant dwarf - Gigantic microorganism - Global village - Go ahead, back up - Going nowhere - Good grief - Good lawyer - Government organization - Graphic language - Graphite irons - Great Depression - Greater evil - Green blackberries - Gregarious recluse - Grotesque beauty - Grounded airplane - Group of individuals - Growing small - Guest host

Half dead - Half empty - Half full - Half naked - Half true - Halfway done - Happy demise - Happy pessimist - Hard curve - Hard cushion - Hard pillow - Harmless abuse - Harmless crime - Harmless lie - Harmonious discord - Hasten slowly - Hazardous waste disposal - Head butt - Healthy chocolate - Healthy tan - Heavy gas - Helicopter flight - Hells Angels - Help (as in from a Computer) - Here and there - High ground - Hollow point - Holy war - Home office - Home school - Homework - Honest convict - Honest crook - Hopeful pessimist - Horse fly - Hot chill - Hot chilli - House boat - Huge shortage - Humanitarian invasion

Icy hot - Idiot savant - Idly laborious - Ill health - Impatient patient - Important trivia - Income tax - Incomplete cure - Increasing declines - Increasingly little - Incredibly dull - Indirect communication - Industrial park - Innocent criminal - Insomniac dreams - Instant classic - Initial conclusion - Inside out - Insincere thanks - Instant classic - Intelligent fight - Intense apathy - Internal exile - Intimate strangers - Invisible ink - Invisible presence - Irate patient - Ironic sincerity - Ironwood

Job security - Journalistic integrity - Jumbo shrimp - Jump start - Junk food - (a) Just war - Justifiably paranoid

Kosher ham

Ladies man - Lame skills - Lamp shade - Land developer - Large ant - Larger half - Last initial - Lasting aid - Least favourite - Legally drunk - Lemon lime - Less is more - Lesser evil - Lesser good - Liberal conservative - Light armor - Light rock - Lightweight - Limited immunity - Limited lifetime guarantee - Limited freedom - Linear curve - Liquid crystal - Liquid gas - Lite beer - Literal interpretation - Literary illiterates - (a) Little big - Little bit big - Little deceptive - Little giant - (a) Little pregnant - Live recording - Live television - Living dead - Living fossil - Local long distance - Local network - Loners club - Long and short of it - Long brief (lawyers) - Long recess - Long shorts - Long sleeved t-shirt - Loose knot - Loose tights - Loquacious librarian - Loss prevention specialist - Loud whisper - Love-hate relationship - Lover's quarrel - Low altitude - Lower inflation - Low-rise - Loyal opposition - Lucky stiff - Luke-warm enthusiasm

Major minority - Male compassion - Managed competition - Mandatory judgment - Mandatory option - Manipulative consensus - Marital bliss - Martial law - Mass customization - Massively thin - Master slave - Maxi thins - Mean smile - Meaningful nonsense - Meatless meat - Medium large - Medium well - Melted ice - Mercy killing - Metal woods (golf) - Microsoft Works - Middle East - Midnight sun - Mighty weak - Mild abrasive - Mild interest - Mildly psychotic - Militant pacifist - Military intelligence - Mind-expanding drugs - Mini jumbo - Minor crisis - Minor disaster - Minor miracle - Misanthropic humanitarian - Missing present - Mobile home - Modern history - Modern tradition - Modestly arrogant - Moral majority - Morbid humour - More perfect - More unique - Mournful optimist - Moving target - Mud bath - Muscular fat - Mute sound - Mutual attraction - Mutual differences - Mutually exclusive - My worst favourite

Nameless celebrity - Nasty politeness - Natural artifact - Natural blonde - Natural makeup - Natural synthetic - Near future - Near miss - Nearly complete - Neat mess - Necessary evil - Negative gain - Negative growth - Negative momentum - Neutral charge - Never again - Never generalize - New and improved - New classic - New cliché - New improved - New routine - New used cars - Night vision - Noble savage - No comment - No-good do-gooder - Noiseless sound - Non-alcoholic beer - Non-alcoholic wine - Non-dairy creamer - Non-stick glue - Non-stick gum - Non-stick Velcro - Non-stop flight - Non-toxic bug spray - Non-working mother - Normal deviation - Nothing much - Now then - Nuclear defense - Numb feeling - Numbing sensation

Obedient defiance - Objective opinion - Obscene art - Obvious secret - Ocean shore - Oddly appropriate - Oddly natural - Old news - One hundred percent chance - One person crew - One size fits all - Once again - Only choice - Open lock - Open secret - Opposite attraction - Orderly confusion - Organized anarchy (B.C. Hydro) - Organized chaos (B.C. Hydro) - Organized confusion (B.C. Hydro) - Organized mess (B.C. Hydro) - Original copies - Original reprint - Outer core - Oven fried

Paid volunteer - Painless torture - Paperless office - Park Drive - Parents without partners - Partial conclusion - Partial success - Partially completed - Partially destroyed - Partly pregnant - Passive aggression - Past prediction - Peace force - Peace offensive - Peaceful protests - Peacekeeping force - Peacekeeper missile - Peasant king - Peer pressure - Perfect idiot - Perfectly awful - Permanent substitute - Persistent ambivalence - Phone sex - Pianoforte - Pious atheist - Planned exodus - Plastic flowers - Plastic glasses - Player coach - Player piano - Pleasant hell - Pleasantly confused - Politely insulting - Political science - Pool table - Poor intelligence - Poor rich kid - Population control - Positive resistance - Positively wrong - Post feminist - Postal service - Powdered water - Practical experience - Practical joe-k - Precision bombing - Precious junk - Predictably random - Preliminary conclusion - Premeditated spontaneity - Presently gone - Press release - Pretty bad - Pretty ugly - Preventable death - Priceless junk - Prison life - Private citizen - Problem solved - Pro-contra - Procrastinate now - Productivity committee - Professional wrestling - Progressing backward - Progressive Conservative - Pronounced silence - Proprietary standard - Proud humility - Psychiatric care - Public secret - Pure 100% orange juice from concentrate - Pure evil - Pure speculation

Qualified success - Questionable answer - Quick fix - Quick reboot (computer) - Quickly slowing down - Quiet loudspeaker - Quite noise - Quiet revolution - Quiet scream - Quiet tirade

Random logic - Randomly organized - Rap music - Rapid transit - Rarely done - Rational ravings - Real fantasy - Real magic - Real phony - Real polyester - Real potential - Realistic fantasy - Realistic simulation - Reasonable attorney fees - Rebel without a cause - Recent history - Recently new - Reckless caution - Recoilless rifle - Recorded live - Re-create - Regular special - Rehearsed improvisation - Relative stranger - Relative truth - Religious tolerance - Remotely obvious - Removable sticker - Required donation - Required elective - Resident alien - Resolute ambivalence - Restless sleep - Restrained grandparent (the Joe-kster!) - Retired worker - Rich country, poor people - Rising deficits - Roaring silence - Rock opera - Rogue cop - Rolling stop - Round corner - Routine emergency - Routine surgery - Rubber cement - Rules of war - Running idle - Running in place - Rush hour - Rustic elegance

Sad clown - Sadly amused - Safe investment - Safety hazard - Salacious Wife - Same difference - Sanitary landfill - Sanitary napkin - Sanitary sewer - Savings and loan - Scheduled spontaneity - Scientific belief - Second best - Selfish gifts - Seriously funny - Silent scream - Simply superb - Singles club - Skoda limousine - Sleek messes - Small crowd - Soft rock - Software documentation - Standard deviation - Straight angle - Student teacher - Sweet sorrow - Sweet tart - Synthetic natural gas

Taped live - Tax return - Temporary finish - Temporary tax increase - Tense calm - Tentative conclusion - Terribly pleased - Terrific headache - Thinking out loud - This page intentionally left blank - Tight slacks - Timeless moment - Tiny mountain - Tiny tank - To infinity and beyond - Toll free - Tomorrows' headlines today - Top floor - Totalitarian democracy - Totally partial - Traffic flow - Tragic comedy - Transient stability - Tremendously small - Troubled paradise - True counterfeit - True fiction - True illusion - Truth in advertising - Turbo diesel - Turkey ham - Turned up missing - Twelve-ounce pound cake - Twisted calm - Two different types of Mono

Unacceptable solution - Unbiased opinion - Uncontested divorce - Uncrowned king - Under abundance - Undocumented report - Uninvited guest - Upside down - Unsolved mystery - Unspoken suggestion - Unsung hero - Unthaw - Unusual routine - Unwelcome greetings - Uproarious lucidity - Useful oxymoron - User friendly

Vaguely aware - Valuable junk - Vanilla fudge - Veiled accusation - Vegetarian meatball - Victimless crime - Vigorously ignoring - Violent agreement - Virtual reality - Voluntary taxes - Voodoo science

Waiting patiently - Waking dream - War games - Waste management - Waterproof sponge - Weak muscle - Weekday - Wet drywall - We're alone - White chocolate - Whole hemisphere - Whole part - Whole piece - Wholesome - Wild discipline - Wilderness management - Wind burn - Wireless cable - Wise fool - Withheld contribution - Work party - Working holiday - Working vacation - Wrap music

Young adult

Zero deficit

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