Q: What do you call a guy who is all feet?
A: Archie
Q: What do you call a man who lives in a back street?
A: Ali
Q: What’s the name of a Scottish dentist?
A: Phil McCavity
Q: What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
A: Grant
Q: What do you call a French man in sandals?
A: Philippe Philoppe
Q: What do you call a guy who smells like fish?
A: Poor sole
Q: What do you call a guy in debt?
A: Owen
Q: What do you call a guy who makes joe-ks all the time?
A: Josh
Q: What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a giant white shark?
A: Lefty
Q: What do you call a guy on a picnic with six rabbits up his bumper?
A: Warren
Q: What do you call a guy who eats mustard all the time?
A: Frank
Q: What do you call a guy who hits a baseball over the fence?
A: Homer
Q: What do you call a guy who is a lookout for the Coast Guard?
A: Seymour
Q: What do you call a guy who smells like a cow?
A: Barney
Q: What do you call a guy who everyone hangs pictures on?
A: Wally
Q: What do you call a guy who’s been attacked by a lion?
A: Claude
Q: What do you call a guy who can’t light firecrackers?
A: Dudley
Q: What do you call a guy who is the most adventurous?
A: Darin
Q: What do you call a guy who likes all kinds of cars?
A: Otto
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to read road maps?
A: Miles
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to change oil in cars?
A: Derek
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to wear all types of hats?
A: Cap
Q: What do you call a guy who ties ribbons for a living?
A: Beau
Q: What do you call a guy who plants rice?
A: Paddy
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Q: What do you call a guy who is accident prone?
A: Rex
Q: What do you call a guy who repairs wheels?
A: Axel
Q: What do you call a guy who loads trucks?
A: Van
Q: What do you call a guy who breaks dishes?
A: Chip
Q: What do you call a guy who cleans fireplaces for a living?
A: Cole
Q: What do you call a guy who is not crazy?
A: Norm
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to read books?
A: Red
Q: What do you call a guy who pretends to be blind and needs money?
A: Con
Q: What do you call a guy who does well in the stock market?
A: Rich
Q: What do you call a guy who like to ring doorbells?
A: Buzz
Q: What do you call a guy who grows vegetables?
A: Herb
Q: What do you call a guy who honks his car horn all the time?
A: Blaire
Q: What do you call a guy who breaks into houses?
A: Jimmy
Q: What do you call a guy who has a bullet-proof skull?
A: Helmut
Q: What do you call a guy who works at the police station front desk?
A: Booker
Q: What do you call a guy who fell ten floors from a building and landed on his head?
A: Spike
Q: What do you call a guy in a flower pot with no arms and no legs?
A: Pete
Q: What do you call a guy who delivers the mail?
A: Bill
Q: What do you call a guy in a meat grinder with no arms and no legs?
A: Chuck
Q: What do you call a guy who likes meat, potatoes, and vegetables?
A: Stu
Q: What do you call a guy who’s been hung up on the wall by his belt?
A: Art
Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
A: Pieces of Art
Q: What do you call a guy water skiing with no arms and no legs?
A: Skip
Q: What do you call a guy who bows down before the king?
A: Neil
Q: What do you call a guy who gets walked all over?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a guy who falls asleep on your front porch?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hike a lot?
A: Walker
Q: What do you call a guy who is very sarcastic?
A: Kurt
Q: What do you call a guy who has been struck by lightning?
A: Rod
Q: What do you call two guys on your wall with no arms and no legs?
A: Kurt and Rod
Q: What do you call a non-swimmer who falls in the river?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a guy who’s been dropped into the middle of the ocean?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a guy whose head is shaped like a flower?
A: Bud
Q: What do you call a guy who makes diamond rings?
A: Jules
Q: What do you call a guy who votes things down all the time?
A: Vito
Q: What do you call a guy who makes loudspeakers?
A: Mike
Q: What do you call a guy who’s been mauled by a tiger?
A: Gord
Q: What do you call a guy who was out all night on the grass?
A: Dewey
Q: What do you call a guy who is a cattle thief?
A: Russell
Q: What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves with no arms and no legs?
A: Russell
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to see sunrises?
A: Don
Q: What do you call a guy with mucus in his throat?
A: Fleming
Q: What do you call a guy that hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: Drummer
Q: What do you call a guy with a lighthouse on his head?
A: Cliff, as in: “Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and covered in fur?
A: Harry
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who can’t say “Ah”?
A: Noah
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who brings home the most bacon?
A: Mohammed
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, and is no hunchback?
A: Humphrey.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a wall?
A: Stud
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs tightly packed into a box?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who uses all the space in his box?
A: Max
Q: What do you call a guy who recently lost a lot of weight?
A: Les
Q: What do you call a guy who makes the most money?
A: Bore-is
Q: What do you call a guy who loves cats?
A: Bartholo-meow
Q: What do you call a guy who grows in a garden?
A: Bud
Q: What do you call a guy who has pet sheep?
A: D-ewe-y
Q: What do you call a guy who loves pickles?
A: Dill-on
Q: What do you call an Indian who doesn’t laugh much?
A: Minnehaha
Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly
Q: What do you someone who studies hives?
A: A B-student
Q: What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head?
A: Baa-baa-rah
Q: What do you call a woman who no longer owes any money?
A: Bernadette
Q: What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
A: A Bill collector
Q: What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?
A: Barbie
Q: What do you call a ballerina who works in a pub?
A: A tap dancer
Q: What do you call a girl lying in the middles of a tennis court?
A: Annette
Q: What do you call a girl who is an astronomer?
A: Stella
Q: What do you call a girl who grows in a garden?
A: Ivy
Q: What do you call a bad girl who grows in a garden?
A: Poison Ivy
Q: What do you call a girl who styles her hair the most?
A: An-gel-a
Q: What do you call a girl who stands next to walls?
A: Lena
Q: What do you call a girl who is in charge of the woman’s movement?
A: Libby
Q: What do you call a girl who gets caught in a fence?
A: Barb
Q: What do you call a girl who is born on her parents’ wooden anniversary?
A: Peg
Q: What do you call a girl with only one tooth?
A: Peg
Q: What do you call a girl who has a lot of spare change?
A: Penny
Q: What do you call a girl who likes fine furniture and jewels?
A: Tiffany
Q: What do you call a girl who makes hamburgers?
A: Patti
Q: What do you call a girl who has very attractive eyes?
A: Iris
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to work in the garden?
A: Fern
Q: What do you call a girl who is happy all the time?
A: Cher
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to eat sweets?
A: Candy
Q: What do you call a girl who is very sickly and pale?
A: Ashley
Q: What do you call a girl who is very conceited?
A: Mimi
Q: What do you call a girl who fell off the top of a mountain?
A: Dot
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to go to the beach?
A: Sandi
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to eat all the time?
A: Dinah
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to push around a little cart?
A: Dolly
Q: What do you call a girl who like to play hide-and-go-seek?
A: Heidi
Q: What do you call a girl who is always taking people to court?
A: Sue
Q: What do you call a girl who likes a lot of butter on her bread?
A: Marge
Q: What do you call a girl who works in the Church steeple?
A: Belle
Q: What do you call a girl who is in charge of the water faucet?
A: Flo
Q: What do you call a girl who complains a lot?
A: Mona
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to go sailing?
A: Gail
Q: What do you call a girl who gambles all the times?
A: Bette
Q: What do you call a girl who has to be helped around a lot?
A: Carrie
Q: What do you call a girl with a big head?
A: Heddy
Q: What do you call a girl who dresses in the latest fashions?
A: Maude
Q: What do you call a girl who is very interested in Gypsies?
A: Crystal
Q: What do you call a girl who has one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen
Q: What do you call a woman with no arms, no legs on the wall?
A: Peg
Q: What do you call a mechanic with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?
A: Lou
Q: What do you call a female plumber with two toilets on her head?
A: Lulu
Q: What do you call a worker with a shovel on his head?
A: Doug
Q: What do you call a worker without a shovel on his head?
A: Dougless
Q: What do you call a worker called Richard with a road roller on his head?
A: Flatrick
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of the road?
A: Spot
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter, it won’t come.
Q: What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
A: Smarty pants.
Q: Who wrote A Life on the Ocean Wave?
A: Eva Lott
Q: What do you call a guy who has printer ink on his face instead of egg?
A: Stew Pid
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