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Q: What do you call a guy who is all feet?
A: Archie

Q: What do you call a man who lives in a back street?
A: Ali

Q: What’s the name of a Scottish dentist?
A: Phil McCavity

Q: What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
A: Grant

Q: What do you call a French man in sandals?
A: Philippe Philoppe

Q: What do you call a guy who smells like fish?
A: Poor sole

Q: What do you call a guy in debt?
A: Owen

Q: What do you call a guy who makes joe-ks all the time?
A: Josh

Q: What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a giant white shark?
A: Lefty

Q: What do you call a guy on a picnic with six rabbits up his bumper?
A: Warren

Q: What do you call a guy who eats mustard all the time?
A: Frank

Q: What do you call a guy who hits a baseball over the fence?
A: Homer

Q: What do you call a guy who is a lookout for the Coast Guard?
A: Seymour

Q: What do you call a guy who smells like a cow?
A: Barney

Q: What do you call a guy who everyone hangs pictures on?
A: Wally

Q: What do you call a guy who’s been attacked by a lion?
A: Claude

Q: What do you call a guy who can’t light firecrackers?
A: Dudley

Q: What do you call a guy who is the most adventurous?
A: Darin

Q: What do you call a guy who likes all kinds of cars?
A: Otto

Q: What do you call a guy who likes to read road maps?
A: Miles

Q: What do you call a guy who likes to change oil in cars?
A: Derek

Q: What do you call a guy who likes to wear all types of hats?
A: Cap

Q: What do you call a guy who ties ribbons for a living?
A: Beau

Q: What do you call a guy who plants rice?
A: Paddy

Q: What do you call a guy who is accident prone?
A: Rex

Q: What do you call a guy who repairs wheels?
A: Axel

Q: What do you call a guy who loads trucks?
A: Van

Q: What do you call a guy who breaks dishes?
A: Chip

Q: What do you call a guy who cleans fireplaces for a living?
A: Cole

Q: What do you call a guy who is not crazy?
A: Norm

Q: What do you call a guy who likes to read books?
A: Red

Q: What do you call a guy who pretends to be blind and needs money?
A: Con

Q: What do you call a guy who does well in the stock market?
A: Rich

Q: What do you call a guy who like to ring doorbells?
A: Buzz

Q: What do you call a guy who grows vegetables?
A: Herb

Q: What do you call a guy who honks his car horn all the time?
A: Blaire

Q: What do you call a guy who breaks into houses?
A: Jimmy

Q: What do you call a guy who has a bullet-proof skull?
A: Helmut

Q: What do you call a guy who works at the police station front desk?
A: Booker

Q: What do you call a guy who fell ten floors from a building and landed on his head?
A: Spike

Q: What do you call a guy in a flower pot with no arms and no legs?
A: Pete

Q: What do you call a guy who delivers the mail?
A: Bill

Q: What do you call a guy in a meat grinder with no arms and no legs?
A: Chuck

Q: What do you call a guy who likes meat, potatoes, and vegetables?
A: Stu

Q: What do you call a guy who’s been hung up on the wall by his belt?
A: Art
Q: What do you call his arms and legs?
A: Pieces of Art

Q: What do you call a guy water skiing with no arms and no legs?
A: Skip

Q: What do you call a guy who bows down before the king?
A: Neil

Q: What do you call a guy who gets walked all over?
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a guy who falls asleep on your front porch?
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a guy who likes to hike a lot?
A: Walker

Q: What do you call a guy who is very sarcastic?
A: Kurt

Q: What do you call a guy who has been struck by lightning?
A: Rod

Q: What do you call two guys on your wall with no arms and no legs?
A: Kurt and Rod

Q: What do you call a non-swimmer who falls in the river?
A: Bob

Q: What do you call a guy who’s been dropped into the middle of the ocean?
A: Bob

Q: What do you call a guy whose head is shaped like a flower?
A: Bud

Q: What do you call a guy who makes diamond rings?
A: Jules

Q: What do you call a guy who votes things down all the time?
A: Vito

Q: What do you call a guy who makes loudspeakers?
A: Mike

Q: What do you call a guy who’s been mauled by a tiger?
A: Gord

Q: What do you call a guy who was out all night on the grass?
A: Dewey

Q: What do you call a guy who is a cattle thief?
A: Russell

Q: What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves with no arms and no legs?
A: Russell

Q: What do you call a guy who likes to see sunrises?
A: Don

Q: What do you call a guy with mucus in his throat?
A: Fleming

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: Drummer

Q: What do you call a guy with a lighthouse on his head?
A: Cliff, as in: “Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and covered in fur?
A: Harry

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who can’t say “Ah”?
A: Noah

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who brings home the most bacon?
A: Mohammed

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, and is no hunchback?
A: Humphrey.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a wall?
A: Stud

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs tightly packed into a box?
A: Phil

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who uses all the space in his box?
A: Max

Q: What do you call a guy who recently lost a lot of weight?
A: Les

Q: What do you call a guy who makes the most money?
A: Bore-is

Q: What do you call a guy who loves cats?
A: Bartholo-meow

Q: What do you call a guy who grows in a garden?
A: Bud

Q: What do you call a guy who has pet sheep?
A: D-ewe-y

Q: What do you call a guy who loves pickles?
A: Dill-on

Q: What do you call an Indian who doesn’t laugh much?
A: Minnehaha

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly

Q: What do you someone who studies hives?
A: A B-student


Q: What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head?
A: Baa-baa-rah

Q: What do you call a woman who no longer owes any money?
A: Bernadette

Q: What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
A: A Bill collector

Q: What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?
A: Barbie

Q: What do you call a ballerina who works in a pub?
A: A tap dancer

Q: What do you call a girl lying in the middles of a tennis court?
A: Annette

Q: What do you call a girl who is an astronomer?
A: Stella

Q: What do you call a girl who grows in a garden?
A: Ivy

Q: What do you call a bad girl who grows in a garden?
A: Poison Ivy

Q: What do you call a girl who styles her hair the most?
A: An-gel-a

Q: What do you call a girl who stands next to walls?
A: Lena

Q: What do you call a girl who is in charge of the woman’s movement?
A: Libby

Q: What do you call a girl who gets caught in a fence?
A: Barb

Q: What do you call a girl who is born on her parents’ wooden anniversary?
A: Peg

Q: What do you call a girl with only one tooth?
A: Peg

Q: What do you call a girl who has a lot of spare change?
A: Penny

Q: What do you call a girl who likes fine furniture and jewels?
A: Tiffany

Q: What do you call a girl who makes hamburgers?
A: Patti

Q: What do you call a girl who has very attractive eyes?
A: Iris

Q: What do you call a girl who likes to work in the garden?
A: Fern

Q: What do you call a girl who is happy all the time?
A: Cher

Q: What do you call a girl who likes to eat sweets?
A: Candy

Q: What do you call a girl who is very sickly and pale?
A: Ashley

Q: What do you call a girl who is very conceited?
A: Mimi

Q: What do you call a girl who fell off the top of a mountain?
A: Dot

Q: What do you call a girl who likes to go to the beach?
A: Sandi

Q: What do you call a girl who likes to eat all the time?
A: Dinah

Q: What do you call a girl who likes to push around a little cart?
A: Dolly

Q: What do you call a girl who like to play hide-and-go-seek?
A: Heidi

Q: What do you call a girl who is always taking people to court?
A: Sue

Q: What do you call a girl who likes a lot of butter on her bread?
A: Marge

Q: What do you call a girl who works in the Church steeple?
A: Belle

Q: What do you call a girl who is in charge of the water faucet?
A: Flo

Q: What do you call a girl who complains a lot?
A: Mona

Q: What do you call a girl who likes to go sailing?
A: Gail

Q: What do you call a girl who gambles all the times?
A: Bette

Q: What do you call a girl who has to be helped around a lot?
A: Carrie

Q: What do you call a girl with a big head?
A: Heddy

Q: What do you call a girl who dresses in the latest fashions?
A: Maude

Q: What do you call a girl who is very interested in Gypsies?
A: Crystal

Q: What do you call a girl who has one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen

Q: What do you call a woman with no arms, no legs on the wall?
A: Peg

Q: What do you call a mechanic with a car on his head?
A: Jack

Q: What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?
A: Lou

Q: What do you call a female plumber with two toilets on her head?
A: Lulu

Q: What do you call a worker with a shovel on his head?
A: Doug

Q: What do you call a worker without a shovel on his head?
A: Dougless

Q: What do you call a worker called Richard with a road roller on his head?
A: Flatrick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of the road?
A: Spot

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter, it won’t come.

Q: What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
A: Smarty pants.

Q: Who wrote A Life on the Ocean Wave?
A: Eva Lott

Q: What do you call a guy who has printer ink on his face instead of egg?
A: Stew Pid


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