An elderly couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were
telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot.
Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke. After the
waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife, “Remember the first time we
made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why
don’t we do it again for old times sake.” The wife giggled like crazy and said,“Sure, why not.”
So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking
how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn’t run
into any harm. The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they
began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her
against the fence. The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw.
With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband
thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.
Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards
the road, the cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, “That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young.”
“Not really,” said the old man, “when we were young, that fence wasn’t electric.”
Aging & Anniversary Sections
Airplane In Suds
Bicycle Built For Two
Love Thy Neighbour
High-Wire Act Violin
If You Work Hard
Redneck Tank Top
Bacon Beer Mug
Daddy, Can I Ride It?
Daily Trivia I
Post-it Succession Planning
Vacuum Cleaning Skills
Stay Off The Grass