Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available in her town, an elderly and quite ill blonde lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, “Why didn’t you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?” The lady said, “My phone doesn’t have an eleven.” see also   Blonde,  Emergency  &  Telephone  Sections 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Homeland Security Bill Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room

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