A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret to a long, happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?” “Twenty-six,” he said. see also   Aging  Section Mahmoud Plumbing Suitcase Recycling Group Photo Drying Bats Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal 'Must Have' Power Drill

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