A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man
was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear.
The man, still holding on to the handle bars, was dragged through the glass
patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband
laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the
shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several
flights of stairs to the street to lead the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife
uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on
the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw
the towels in the toilet.
The husband was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving at home, he
looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He
became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a
After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet
bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud
explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her
husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was
suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic
crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street.
The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the
While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one
of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told
them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped
the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and
broke his arm.
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