joe-ks.com

Airline Safety
Always thinking of the customer first

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “One of the engines just blew up!”

Other passengers left their seats and came running over. Suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn’t maintain order.

Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed to make most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to their backs.

“Say,” spoke up an alert passenger, “aren’t those parachutes?”
The pilot said they were.

The passenger went on, “But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?”

“There isn’t,” replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. “We’re going to get help.”


see also   Air  &  Safety  Sections

The thirst is real
Thirst Place
Dissecting Lego school science projects
Lego Anatomy
When 2D is preferred to 3D
Split Screen View
Now On Sale for those who give a hoot!
2015 Hooters Owl Calendars (TWO)
Bubba's new recipe for frankfurter grits
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Seattle fans send hot-air greetings to Patriot fans
Patriots Air Pressure
And you thought you've bean everywhere!
Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans
NFL looks into under-inflated AFC title game footballs
Brady Balls
For those who dune know where to go in the desert
Desert Skiing
Latest Word Search Puzzle: Facebook
Word Search Puzzles
Portable carts prove useful for Advance-Lunge moves
Fencing For Seniors
'The Plane Truth' by Google
Gooooooooooogle Air
This undertaker is ready to go - are you?
Undertaker Bike
How Bubba got his beer belly
Redneck Six Pack
Brilliant 21st Century chess move
3D Chess
Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same
Dog Bidet
Nature's way of telling you to take a hike
Tough Love
Submissions by Henry ArchibaldFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

26-Jan-2015

QR Code

G'Oldies

Touchy Subject
Polar Bear Photographer
Texas Flashlight
Not-So-Quiet Hunter's S ...
Eggsellent Bike
Pacman Skeleton
The Stare Down
Sundae Sermon
401K Plan - Privatizing ...
Toilet Art
Balanced Writer
iAbacus
Health Tips for Fat Fri ...
7 Dwarfs of Menopause
Lightning Strikes - Twi ...
Politician Training
Porcupine Chair for Qui ...
Titanic Trailer
A Farmer's Creed
Canadian Tourism Questi ...
Redneck iPad
GoogOwl
AirHeads
Washing The Dog
Bacon Bra