Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce... Statistically 100% of all divorces
started with marriage!
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said,
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God
created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Young Son: Is it true Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his
wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an ad in the classified: “Wife Wanted”. Next day he received a
hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky; mine’s still alive.”
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no
faults at all.
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married; and then it was too late.”
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know son; I'm still paying.”
Divorce, Lawyer & Marriage Sections
Arkansas Divorce Application
Divorce Is Grand
Divorce Yard Sale
Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement
In Three Pictures
Justice Is Blind
Legal Assistance For All
Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Philosophers On Wives
Returning the Stinky House to the Ex-Wife
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
Wedding Dress For Sale
Wrong On So Many Levels
Which Way Cupcakes
Fat Monkey Sculpture
Buddha Is Watching You
Picnic Boat Launch
Carnations vs. Roses
After Easter Bunny
Manitoba Spring Day
Catch Up With Jesus
Forgotten Easter Eggs