Assicons
We all know
those cute little computer symbols called
“emoticons,” where :) means a smile
and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some
“Assicons”?
Here goes:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_O_) An ass
that's been around
(_^^_) A bubble ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_xxx_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^^o_) A wise ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_ $ _) Money coming out of his ass (aka Bill Gates)
You have just been e-mooned!