Assicons
New flatulent twist on emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons” where  :)  means a smile and  :(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by  :-)  and  :-(  respectively.

Well, how about some “Assicons”?

Here goes:

(_!_)  A regular ass

(__!__)  A fat ass

(!)  A tight ass

{_!_}  A swishy ass

(_O_)  An ass that’s been around

(_^^_)  A bubble ass

(_*_)  A sore ass

(_xxx_)  Kiss my ass

(_X_)  Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)  A tired ass

(_o^^o_)  A wise ass

(_E=mc2_)  A smart ass

(_?_)  Dumb ass

(_ $ _) Money coming out of his ass  (aka Bill Gates)

You have just been e-mooned!


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Before Emoticons

 

Owl And Batgirl

Sitting on the Hot Seat

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Hawaii Surfing

Cloud Swing

Stork Exhaust

Napping Semis

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles B

Smoking In The Boy’s Room

High Tide Heels

Pen Utensils

SUV Sinkhole

Show Stopper

You Never Call

Not Going Outside Minions

Acoustic Hearing Aids

How To Spot A Rich Guy

Two Face

Angry Bird

Bach Scratching
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23-Feb-2018