Assicons
New flatulent twist on emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons” where  :)  means a smile and  :(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by  :-)  and  :-(  respectively.

Well, how about some “Assicons”?

Here goes:

(_!_)  A regular ass

(__!__)  A fat ass

(!)  A tight ass

{_!_}  A swishy ass

(_O_)  An ass that’s been around

(_^^_)  A bubble ass

(_*_)  A sore ass

(_xxx_)  Kiss my ass

(_X_)  Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)  A tired ass

(_o^^o_)  A wise ass

(_E=mc2_)  A smart ass

(_?_)  Dumb ass

(_ $ _) Money coming out of his ass  (aka Bill Gates)

You have just been e-mooned!


Bad Gas,  Computer,  Language,  Relationship  Sections
Before Emoticons

 

Shoelusion

Almost Done

Swim Vacation

Foot Circle

Sumo Fault

Psychic Fair

Bread Dress

Cherry Picker

PMS Center

The Ass Family

Surf Lessons

Diet Water

Proof of Global Warming

Electricity Storage

Socket To Me

Snail Time

Segway Stroller

Wine Worms

Bear Surveillance

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26-May-2018