joe-ks.com

Backwoods Birth
Birth on the homestead

Deep in the backwoods, a woman went into labor in the middle of the night, and the Doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the Doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

“Whoa there,” said the Doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there’s another one coming.”

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.

“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there’s yet another one in there!” cried the Doctor.

The father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the Doctor, “Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ ’em?”

see also   Baby,  Doctor  &  Redneck   Sections

The down side of being an elephant veterinarian
Let 'Er Rip
Big shoes to fill
Redneck In Training
Finding true sock-sess in fashion clothing
Sock Sandals
Proving that women are always right
Men To The Left
Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits
Animal Rings
Steven Spielberg releases Jaws IV in Israel
Jews: The Revenge
Some kids never seem to grow up
Former Baby
Walking through security at the Needle Gate
The Eye Of A Needle
For some reason the plants grow better with moonshine
Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler
Keeping watch over the fields of prey
Snowy Barn Owl
Making early plans for a NASCAR debut
His First Hot Rod
Inside the grounds of the Crusader Church of St. Anne
Arch Support
Submissions by Henry WiensFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

25-May-2013

QR Code

G'Oldies

Bird CPR
Venice on a Shoestring ...
Clear View
City Work Crew's Slow D ...
I Want It All
Ukrainian Car Alarm
Yellow Pet
At Home Grave
Health Plug
Poor Fishing Day
New IRS Form
Kid Cam
Service
Halloween House
Stay!
Blonde Corn Maze
Redneck Phone
A Woman's Mind
Norad Santa Tracking on ...
Heavenly Round Of Golf
Redneck Dictionary
Son Braggarts on the Go ...
Lunch Break
Pink Pet
A New 'Brand' of Pain - ...