Bald Pill

What the Baldness Pill isn’t...





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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


see also   Bald  Section
2004 Tattoo Of The Year
A New Era
Ajay With Heron His Chest
American Mustache
Attentive Student
Bald Plug
Big Hairbrush
Braid Hair Pair
Braided Mohawk
Chesthair
Christmas Haircut
Close Shave
Community Service Haircut
Dog Haircut
Dog Wash
Donald Trump’s Dog
Elephant Haircut
Facial Hair
Fountain Of Youth
Frequent FlyHair
Green Beards
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Hair Cut Toupée
Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times
Hair Moan Therapy
Hair Safety
Hair Strengthener
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Hairstyle Of The Year
Head Path
Helmet Full Of Hair
Horse Hair
Horse Hairstyle
How Not To Cut Your Wife’s Hair
Letting Your Hair Down
Long Hair Van
MintHair Gardens
Horse Mane Macramé
Kiwi Hair Brush
Klingon Haircut
Lego Haircut
Letting Your Hair Down
Lizard Hair Style
Lizard Hairstyle
Lumex Pigtail
MintHair Gardens
Not-So-Bald Eagle
Pineapple Hairstyle
PonyTale
Rat Cut
Religious Haircuts
Rudolf Hairstyle
Scottish Haircut
Seinfeld Haircut
Shaved by Grace
SUV Haircut
Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet
Taking Donations For Scissors
The Busy Barber
Tree That’s A Head Of Its Time
Trump Hair Trade Agreement
Two Face
Ugly Haircut

 

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18-Jan-2019