A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer
Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller
What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.
A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
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Walkway To Heaven
Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile
Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers
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