Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem


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18-Nov-2018