Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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21-Sep-2018