Veterinary’s Best Friend

Spay or neuter your best friend

After all, what are friends for?



Veterinary hospital spay or neuter your best friend sign

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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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25-Feb-2018