Veterinary’s Best Friend

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Hold a true friend with both hands. - Unknown

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia