Veterinary’s Best Friend

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar