Veterinary’s Best Friend

Spay or neuter your best friend

After all, what are friends for?



Veterinary hospital spay or neuter your best friend sign

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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