Veterinary’s Best Friend

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay