Veterinary’s Best Friend

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen