Veterinary’s Best Friend

Spay or neuter your best friend

After all, what are friends for?



Veterinary hospital spay or neuter your best friend sign

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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