Three women were about to be executed - a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
The executioners were all lined up and the head executioner summoned the brunette.
“Ready, Aim...”
- She cried out, “Earthquake!” and they all ran off and she escaped!
The redhead was then summoned.
“Ready, Aim...”
- She cried out, “Tornado!” and they all ran off and she escaped.
It was the blonde’s turn and she felt she was really prepared.
“Ready, Aim...”
- She cried out, “FIRE!”
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