Blonde Mother's Marriage Advice
A mother was
anxiously awaiting her blonde daughter's plane. She had just come back from a far away
land trying to find adventure.
As the blonde daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her
daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a
shrunken head. The blonde daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed,
“I said for
you to marry a Rich Doctor!”