Bomb Squad Prank

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Bomb squad prank

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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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17-Feb-2019