Bomb Squad Prank

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Bomb squad prank

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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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24-Feb-2018