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He who hesitates is a damned fool - Mae West

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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