Bomb Squad Prank

Origin of the “Big Bang Theory”

You could almost hear a pin drop...


Bomb squad prank

QuotaBills
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


see also   Army,   Practical  &   Security   Sections
Bad Timing for a Cymbal Wakeup Call
Best Office Prank
Bomb Squad Notice
Crotch Rocket

 

Big Basketball Fan

Dog Named Salesman

Mobile Phones

Making Music

Thumbs Up Strawberry

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles C

Harley Load

Cow Walking

Redneck Clothesline

Seal LOL

Chocolate Train

Living With A Blonde

Revenue Canada Simplified 2017 Tax Form

Seattle After Pot Was Legalized

Glamour Training

Cheat Sheet

Canadian Squirrel

Pay Your Taxes

Gas Passer - Downwind Protocol

Jolly Good Recovery

Underwater Photography

2fer Sudoku Puzzles B

Cow Nap

Vase Security

Swim-In
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

20-Apr-2018