Bomb Squad Prank

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Bomb squad prank

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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