Bomb Squad Prank

Origin of the “Big Bang Theory”

You could almost hear a pin drop...


Bomb squad prank

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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24-Jun-2018