Brand Name Relationship Recognition
A husband is
at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the
light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says
angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my
forehead?"
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he
replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my
forehead?"
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door?
They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the
steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he
treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he
notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd
this all get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man
asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had
to do was either have sex with him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied,
"Hellooooooo........ Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"