A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.
So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in Sam’s boat. When they got to
the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was
done.
Sam’s approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the
air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to
surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.
Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock of
it all, he began yelling at Sam. “You can’t do this! I’ll put you in jail, buddy! You
will be paying every fine there is in the book!”
Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and
tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words, “Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?”
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