Two guys from Prince George die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them
and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”
The two guys reply, “Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow
and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh.”
The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next
morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens.
The devil asks them again, “It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?”
Again the two guys reply, “Well, like we told ya yesterday, we’re from Canada, the
land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,
eh.”
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks
the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He
stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket
hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to
be enjoying yourselves.”
The two Canadians reply, “Well, ya know, we don’t get
too much warm weather up there in Prince George so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when
the weather’s this nice.”
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the
answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil
decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero,
icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do
anything but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room
with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and
mittens. Now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy.
Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two?”
The Prince Georgians look at the devil in surprise, “Well, don’t you know. If hell
freezes over, it must mean the Canucks have won the Stanley Cup!”
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