Cannibal Joe-ks
After the feast, the cannibal approaches the chief's table and asks if he should
clear away the plates.
The chief looks around.
“Yes,” he says,
“everyone's
eaten.”
Then there were the cannibals who captured a safari consisting entirely of
politicians. They had to buy a crock pot to cook them.
Even more inconvenienced was the cannibal who was late coming home for dinner.
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Entering the cannibal village, the missionary took the precaution of informing
the chief that he was a strict vegetarian.
“That okay,” said the chief, looking the newcomer over.
“We here all
strict humanitarians.”
Two cannibals
are eating a clown. One says to the other,
“Does this
taste funny to you?”
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says,
“Gee, I hate
my mother-in-law.”
The 2nd replies,
“So, try the
potatoes.”
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood
to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says,
“You can
kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks.”
Q: What is a cannibal's favourite type of TV show?
A: A celebrity roast.
Q: What is a cannibal's favourite game?
A: Swallow the leader.