Car Brand Name Definitions
ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bought My
Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT: Failure in
Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fast Only Rolling
Downhill
Fix or Repair daily
Found on road dead
GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive...
MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything