ACURA:          Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI:               Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BMW:             Bought My Wife                       Brings Me Women                       Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips DODGE:         Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere                      Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires FIAT:             Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD:           Fast Only Rolling Downhill                      Fix or Repair daily                      Found on road dead GM:                Garbage Motors Gluteus         Maximus HONDA:        Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI:     Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MOPAR:       Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly                     Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously SAAB:          Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU:      Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA:      Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO:        Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE:    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything see also   Car  Section

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