Car Moochanic
A man's car
stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside
him.
“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the
farmer his story.
“Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer.
“Yes, yes,” the man replied.
“Oh, I wouldn't listen to Bessie,” said the
farmer.
“She doesn't
know anything about cars.”