Cat In The Act

Just when you thought you were alone...





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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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20-Jan-2018